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  • is it the witch crying cause every time i play it freaks me out

  • The first I played was with my cousin, he had the game and decided to due multi to walk me through it. I hate scary shit so he did most of the shooting. First witch, I didn't know wth it was! I heard crying and Im like wth? So I see her and I know that shit's bad but he's like go up and shine your light nothing will happen. So being gullible, I did so and she attacked. I screamed bloody murder in that room and started running through the damn level with her chasing me he about died laughing lol

  • whoa... i was reparing myself for his butof course i got scared as HELL.... lmao and i nvr played this game b4 and i wanted it but i couldnt buy it...

  • First time I heard it on l4d2 I thought it was a girl making dirty sounds online XD

  • funny

    

  • the witch weared bikini becuz by the survivors got it ....

  • the reason she cries is because of her name, i think i would cry if my name was "the witch"

  • shoot the witch down there instead of up here where its safe? hmmmmm

    awesome plan( sarcastic)

  • Waka Waka

    :U

  • why not just stay on that one thing and kill the witch? i've never played L4D, so why?

  • SO what you r saying is that witches wear bikinis?

    cuz it looks like it

    god that is nasty

  • Aaah, U Lucky Dog..

    First Time When Play L4D , Witch Raped Me..

  • witches are awesome... u got lucky wit ur first time... cuz those witches can be such bitches

  • The Witch is cool

  • LOL witches suck....

  • they dont!

  • Isn't she just adorable?

  • cool

  • why do u want ppl to subsribe to u so bad, geez

  • its cuz they play a little game its called connect100000000000000 and you connect 100000000000000000 subs

  • Thats exactly what I do except much faster.

  • Lol,That's what happened to me.

  • shoot them 10 times with an auto shotgun, and there done. witches suck.

  • try twice. :D

  • she is hot xd

  • easy mode?

  • my freind said the first time i played it "if u see a lady crying shoot her she will give you tons of guns"

  • OMFGGG! THAT WAS HILARIOUS xDD

  • that was so funny :D poor noob!!!!!

  • Omg lolol funny video... nice witchkilling btw :]

  • when i first played this game i was playing at my friends it was his and he wanted me to play so i was going through the subway when i just heard some crying and my friend was like holy shit and i was like wut he just said keep going then i heard some creepy ass music and i saw the witch so naturally i just shot her all of a sudden she just goes beserk i was like HOLY SHIT lol she creeps the fuck outta me especially the music

  • when i got her mad once my lil sister was afride to go and pass her beacuse i wanted to get the do not disbarb ahevment so much.

  • same i was in the forest wen i met her and then she went beserk and i died lol but it was fun

  • same here i shot at here and she went beserke

  • i know how to kill her in 1 shot.....

    (shotgun)

  • wow, ur so cool O.o only 1 in teh world

  • like no one else does... funny guy -.-

  • me to

  • I hate the music that plays when you get near a witch, it creeps me out.

  • lol

  • me 2 and i hate the hunter if you not kill it, it jump in to your face scary

  • @mafiamanj15 I take shits listining to that music >:3

  • The first time I met a witch I was standing right next 2 it and accidentally tramppled it, and my screen glitch so when it was unfrozen, the witch's face was right against the camera and it scared me. Now I not scared!

  • what you do is keepon flicking the torch around, that way if it does hit her she wont get all crazy,

    my brother does what you do. but he walks RIGHT next to her and just shot guns her head :P

  • i smacked her to death! SMACK SMACK SMACK!

  • THAT'S THE WAY REAL MEN KILLS THE WITCH! lol

  • i was playing with my cousin for the first time and i told her to shoot it she did but the witch flew at us

  • I was shooting everywhere with the Assault Rifle when i first met her.... :p

  • when i was trying to get achievement 4 not starteling a witch there wasnt one for 3 levels then there was 2 that were both blocking a path were you couldnt get past them : [ funny though

  • thats not the first time you meet a witch actually, you meet a witch at the end of mission 2 i think. But that scene was scary though, i saw it just crying theree in the corner. I just ignored it

  • ehm... this is the 2nd mission of no mercy and usually the first mission to meet a witch:P

  • the ai director places them randomly so you can meet a witch at any time

  • dude witches are random in all spawns you may not even see one in 3 levels i dident meet a take for 3 levels its all in the ai director

  • that was realli good for a first time, heres a tip if you har a witch keep your light on until you've found it, because you find it easier then you turn your light of, then either shoot it or avoid it. but you did better then me wen i first encountered at witch

  • holy shit

    that scared the shit out me

    with the crying and the eerie music

  • Thats when you know something like that will happen. The music plays in your favor! lol

  • lol

    but it was cool though

  • lol..i remember wen i first saw her..and this was like 1 week ago..i was playing online co-op..nd all my teamates where dead..so my first instinct was to haul ass nd shoot whatever i see..and i came across the witch (note:this was done in the party game thingy lol)nd everyone screamed "SHOOT THE BITCH SHOOT THE BITCH!!"nd i got freaked the hell out so i shot her..nd i got creeped out cuz she stood up..screamed nd hauled ass toward me..and as she was chasing me..i was literally screaming LOl.DEAD

  • the first time i saw a witch my friend and i were playing for the first time.of course i go up to it and try to kill it.wen it got me to the ground my friend killed our guys and just stood ther lauging at my screams....i got him back with a tank:)

  • haha, oh man, it was my first time playing left 4 dead at my friends house, so he's playing as zombies, and i'm playing as one of the guys and we had the surround sound on and were playing it on like a 60 in. TV. so since i basically shot everything i saw I ran into a hallway and shot her then she freaks out, and the surround sound booms and i scream and waste all my ammo until my teamates killed her. XD

    i never could get the image of those panties out of my mind O_o

  • lol when i first met the witch, the guys that were playing with me scattered and i was like WTF? so i shot her and i was FLIPPIN out! AHHHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON 1 HIT AND IM DOWN OMG AHHHHHH! the guys around me were laughing and watched me die D:

  • LMAO when i did the first time- im like....Wtf is that?-shoots- O SHI- GETHErOFFGETHEROFF DDD:-dies-

  • one time...i was in the sewers...and i couldnt see the bitch,..erm...witch...and she poped out of the water...made me piss myself lol

  • cool! one time, at dead air, i opened the doors at this shop and the witch got startled. she ran away from all of us instead of killing me and we killed her.

  • you shot her in the va jj  and there not there until t=you here the music

  • why are witches always crying?

  • cuz there ugly ^__^

  • Because, they are meant to fool new players who DIDN'T watch the intro, and to have them scream scared when they figure this out. XD

  • cuz they r infected, they hate the infection because it causes them pain so they cry, btw, i found this out on a site just to let u know :3 or they might be emos XD

  • dman jus like a real woman

    piss em off and they'll try to kill you

  • lol the first time i saw a witch it scared the hell outa me X_X specially since i didnt watch the video in the begining i was like "wth's that??"

  • You're missing an R in the subscribe annotations at the end, lol.

  • lol thanks

  • My brother luvs to piss her off -_- he shoots her and sets her on fire! its kinda funny xD

  • WHY DO PEOPLE TURN THERE LIGHTS OFF?

  • the witch sees your light, she rapes your ass

  • she doesn't I don't know why tho .. bug or something

  • they turn their lights off bcoz if u point/aim ur lights at the witch, itll get startled and chase u and kill u.

  • what? it is so easy to kill the witch have a auoto shotgun and go near her and shoot her in the head simple huh

  • i'm pretty sure that the pump shotgun can one hit kill her too

  • yea i know a pump shotgun and a auoto shotgun can kill her simple "poof" dead

  • Awesome! How did u record it? lolz The first time I met her I accidently shot her again and again and my friend was like u killed her... and I was like oh and I keep winning 1st for Witch Hunter and yes I am a girl but I love attacking the witch for no reason lolz and I like playing video games cause I grew up with a boy neighbor and he kinda made me a video game lover lolz Have u ever played two players when one player can be infected? It's cool!

  • cool you took on the witch. my 8 year old cousin always gets killed evry time he starteld her . well i killed her a couple time

  • lmao =P

  • oh and what do your use to record the video?? cos the quality is really good

  • First time I fought a witch I thought it was just a regular infected, so I shot it in the face...bad mistake...

  • Hey man gr8 vid really :D

    just to say will this

    laptop run L4D really

    well?? this is the laptop

    info thanxx :D

    Intel Core 2 Duo 2.1GHz

    3Gb (667MHz DDR2)

    250Gb SATA

    nVidia GeForce 8600M GT with 512Mb VRAM

  • first time i saw one i was just running through then im like Stfu then i autoshot her then she ran at me im like HOLY SHIT, ZOMBIE BULLSHIT! then she startd to rape me =/

  • lolz I shot her while she started screaming and she got blood all over me! =p then she hurt my ears cause of her screams and the tv was loud cause I was playing at my neighbor's house and he wouldn't let me put the volume down

    =( lolz I also got scared on how fast she reacted lolz everything was so fast

  • i want a cookie :3

  • Zoey: It Doesnt look bad

    Bill: looks at surrounding *surrounding is covered in blood*

  • my first witch was in no mercy I think, the AID put her right in front of the safe room door, and I was the only survivor left alive, it didnt go well. So remember, the director has a nasty sense of humor in witch placement, right at the bottom of ladders, in important doorways, yet we somehow avoided any witches till she ripped me a new one

  • it's so EASY to kill witches! it happened to me and she was running around on fire cause I threw gas on her I kept laughing and watching he run around in circles on fire! then I got tired and finally went into the safe room lolz

  • rofl

  • i love witch killing!.....

    burn the witch!!!! xD

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  • lol why didnt u tea bag her

  • is left 4 dead on xbox 360?

  • yes.

  • yes, and it is awesome!

  • yes it is

  • My friend started to cry when she attacked him! :P

    Not really... We just get scared to the dead... it was midnight and all...

  • spelled suscribe wrong

  • You even spelled it wrong retard.

  • pretty retarded going after really quick

  • witch iz a whore. notice it has only a bra, panties and long finger nals >.>

  • Lol emo whore =P

  • Actually DXThomas the witch is actually aloud to kill two people only if the second person is in the way of the running witch :p

  • No he didn't

    lol!!!

  • lol ur lucky, my first which was in the same room but it was exactly at the door into that room, i walked in there and got slaughtered

  • Dude I would totally crap my pants XD

  • what's so specdial about witches?

  • If you shoot them te is Going Nuts :P

  • lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH N00B

  • lol i have too that time XD

  • lol the first time i met a witch i was playing online and they said dont go near the witch or shine your light on her so i thought the witch was a regular zombie the she goes sico kills my hole team lmao

  • the witch only kills one person.

    fail

  • not on expert

  • the witch only goes for one person ajeith123

    not the whole team!

    lol

  • Not all the time. It killed 2 people in one of my games. :-\

  • advanced the witch hard for me

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  • hahaha! Cool video! First time i met the witch i turned off the flashlight, i approached her, sits beside her and pats her back... She kissed me and we had sex Hahahaha!

    (wait... that was my girlfriend LOL!)

  • what

  • hehe im selling transformers for this game on my xbox it looks fantastic

  • how notice this every ending bill's the only who dies?

  • lol im waiting 4 this game to download and it seems cool but how powerful are witches

  • 1000 health

  • She will kill you if you disturb her. Most likely just walk around quickly.

    AI's will shoot her so be sure to have Human players. >.>

  • On my game, the AI don't shoot her. I mean unless if she's screaming and flailing her claws at us, but when weeping they just walk up to her and try to have a pleasant conversation.

  • whats the purpose of the witch? is she like bait for newbies?

  • Lol ya, it's teh ultimate noob trap :D.

  • rule number one do not go neer a witch rule #2 do not shine your flashlight a witch and rule 3 which is most importint DO NOT SHOOT A WITCH unless shes tearing you limb from limb

  • one time i climbed up a ladder a witch was right in front of my face i was like fuck

  • I hate the witch!

  • IS THIS GAME ON WII?????? PLEASE REPLY

  • Xbox 360 and PC, sorry.

  • no, its for pc and xbox360

  • The 1st time i walk walk walk for l4d suddenly the witch in front of me!Then i shouted the f word!DAMN!

  • 1rst time me and my bro saw a witch we shot the shit out of her and we didn't even know what a witch was. We thought she was an ordinary zombie.

  • first i saw a witch she got angry I RAN THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

  • the first time my friend heard a witch he thought it was a suvivor

  • there is not other survivors except the military i think and the four people you play

  • That's exactly what i thought on the demo XD

    Until i came up to her and she ran at me

  • the first time i found a witch........... i died

  • but....how do you know if its a witch?

    well,, she HAS GOT A WART!

  • OMG! Its Tatiana from american idol! except now its american zombies...

  • hahah funny....but if u really wanna kill a witch i suggest u use an auto shotgun u can cr0wn tht ho

  • you don´t reload...

  • haha lol

  • i cose the dead air campaign and i was in offices (reely creepy) and i ard crying isaw the witch in a office and a first i thought it was a girl so i sot it to check it out and WADDA U NOW!!! it jumpd after me like a squirrel on steroids!!!!

  • the withch is shit scary yea BUT I KILLD THE MOTHERFUKKA WITH 1 FUCKING SHOT!!!! XD!!!!

  • first time i played the game at my friends house i asked him wtf is that thing crying? and he: oh it survivors get near her and talk to her you gotta do it.. well i did and she jumped on me AND HELL THAT SHIT SCARED ME :o i was like ooo u ugly bitch get of me u horny shit gaah i dont wanna have sex with u

  • when i first saw her and went over her to i felt safe then i literally ran away almost shitting myself

  • I hate it when you hear the crying, and then your walking and all of a sudden ur next to her, scary stuff :(

  • ohh!

    do you really want to kill an witch?

    or you dont really know that they should be avoided..

    cuz theyre ignorant...

    ahaha...

    if it is, i was freakin accidentally smashed my keyboard when that witch attacked me!

    ahaha... i was scared :(

  • oh my fckin god, teh witch owned u XD

  • when the glass broke she heard it

    but late reaction

  • Holy shit, the first time i met a witch i thougth it was some survivors, but i wasnt so sure so i fired a warning shot, then she runs directly towards me and i almost shit my pants xD

  • lol i rem the first time i met a witch i didnt hear her because i was listening to music lucky it was 2 player or i would have been crying like her

  • first time for me i was looking for her meanwhie it is pitch BLACK AND I AM STANDING ON HER SHE FREAKS OUT AND KILLS ME LOL I WAS SCARED

  • ROFL. dude i hate the music that follows up when u hear a witch. i shit in my pants

  • Dude i Cannot Stand that fricking witch. But that was funny i would have probaly shot at her too

  • good which

  • witch is ok, grap some shotgun and shoot at her head to distance well 1m, but i played 3. mission, last chapter on the airport, with Louis... Bill and Zoey be killed and Louis is noob, he dont help u and gets owned by normal zombïes, try this, its hard...

  • lol, face to face with a witch haha

  • she got raped lol thats y she cried haha

  • You're the fucking scum of the internet.

  • to make the game not scray go in guns blazing lol

  • they are prety stupid if they didnt tell you they should have told you if they didnt if they did your the retard

  • the background music of witch is creeping me out :P

    and how do u get cr0wnd achivement

    i shot her with sniper

    in head ofc

  • u need to use a shotgun insteed of a sniper heres wat u do go up behind her and when she turns her head blast her in the face and keep shooting

  • not in the face the bottom of her hair on the back of her head

  • to get crownd in any difficulty just keep a pump shotty or shotgun w\e u wanna call it go behind her wait for her to freak out but not chasing after u then blast her head point blank. if shes sitting\crying its not gonna work.