Beijing Paralympic Games opening ceremony part 1 北京2008残奥会开幕式

[lIxIxIxIl]

lol wtf at the teletubies

[blauerninja]

there shall be no paralympic and olympic games, but only one game, for both. those are sportsmen as well. why separate into two games?

[embebanxoai]

cứt thế :-s

[iampeeay01]

The amazing birds nest stadium one of the greatest architecture that brings more pride to china. The cute little angels with different colors made the ambiance of the place jolly.

[PhoenixAquua2012]

the amount of money used to create such an elaborate illusion, that only causes separation between people, countries, and spirit is digusting, when that money could be used for good, and to bring people together and understand differences. There can be no equality in life if there is competition between a people...

[wsshadow]

@PhoenixAquua2012 oh for crying out loud! just shut up and enjoy the show, stupid!

[PhoenixAquua2012]

@wsshadow that was the most intelligent you got? Wow, a perfect little sheeple amazed and astonished by little shining objects.....most likely your an ignorant american sheeple....don't you feel left out in a world where people are awakening to a much higher awareness, while you are still playing in the mud in a 2D world? Watching a box that defines your life...it's really sad, and pathetic...what IS your purpose here? Do you even know? Does your brain even go there? Probably not. *sigh*

[KittyRiaT]

the cheets are attatched to their backs. if one falls over, they all do!

[KittyRiaT]

lilly babies

Dance of the jel



[metaman1231]

whats the title of the song at the 1st performance

[jeepspaz1]

Im so confused

[rosylicious39]

@matonster throw XD

[supersorrawit]

สวยงามมากครับ



[eljuli1003]

the teletubbies!! yeeeeeyyyy !

[m9o8n7i6c5a]

Something

We

Asians

Got

(:

[aEmilioJU]

wow!



[WarriorOfWriters]

even under China's iron fisted rule do people mostly guess the lyrics to their own national anthem. I guess some things ARE universal.

[XxBeJeweledDancerxX]

Holt shit, it's the momraths... I knew China was through the looking glass. Hey, do away with the mobile execution vans and maybe I'll spend by BS dollars in the imperialist sweatshop capitol of the world...

[KathyAbarai1]

I'm sorry, but those thin-Ahem, people, really, REALLY scare me -.-''

[thaddaeusareswolf]

is thousands of picman not tellitubies

[tubitubi881]

oo nice nice

[blackgassbass]

Well, I'm three times tall than them,,,AND I NEVER DID ANYTHING SO COOL...I think the mean is that you can do something special even if not a giant... AND THE MUSIC KICK ASS IS WONDERFULL!

[blackgassbass]

Well, I'm three times tall than them,,,AND I NEVER DID ANYTHING SO COOL...I think the mean is that you can do something special even if not a giant...

[michelletian17]

I love China !

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

omg i knew china was working with the aliens!

[lSzeSze]

@YOYOdaMOOSE That's actually quite offensive to em u no.. o-o

[bluedaisy729]

hearing the national anthems is always weird to me because they never use traditional instruments of that nation. I always feel it makes a bigger statement to hear the anthem played in a way specific to that culture...like, hearing India's played on a sitar

[gr8skater]

there GIMPS

[kewlguy2345]

Yes cause this totally makes sense

[kewlguy2345]

Whats Up with all the midgets?

[SirAmnesia]

the chinese morphsuit business must be booming after this.

[tartaros09]

Athens 2004 was by far better!

[PlasticAstroBoy]

@tartaros09 Sydney rocket them all!

[TheLolizzZ]

@PlasticAstroBoy

no it didn't

[karmlan123]

@tartaros09, you put an absolute STUPID comment. You've got no brain, no eyes to think and see? or you're just jealous!!

[tartaros09]

@karmlan123

so what´s your problem? sorry but that´s your trouble if u have comlexes...

i sad my opinion...if you like it or not...it´s also YOUR problem....! incidentally i have eyes and brain...but i am not sure if you have!

adieu

[fourzones]

@tartaros09 but you do realize that your country greece is bankrupt and need china's help.

[tartaros09]

@fourzones i don´t know where r u from....and it doesn´t matter......that´s not the point...i sad that the direction and the feeling was more humanic than the chinese opening...

The greek Government is bankrupt...but dear tell me one who isn´t?....and for chinese the freedom of speech is also something untuchable!

[tartaros09]

@tartaros09 greeks do not need money to impress.....we gave birth to art and culture so we know how to handle it!

[Yue268]

I didn't see this part, wow haha interesting raindow....people

[understandingicse]

wat da hell r those thngs at 2:57

[StuntAngel003]

the begining bit made me lol so mucchh :D x very good though xx

[thebigc910]

yay now i dont have to worry about wasting Pikmin!

[coasterdork26]

Wow i didn't know that the chinese suported lgbt rights. I would think they wouldn't

[jrmendoza7]

so this is wut u do when your country has to many people. you turn them into a giant rainbow or something gay.

[marinecorp179]

@jrmendoza7 that giant country can kick your fucking ass they are way to disciplined faggot so shut the fuck up

[jrmendoza7]

@marinecorp179 and you have a lot of time on your hands motard.

[Tollaneri]

@jrmendoza7

You know that because of people like you whole world thinks Americans are stupid, ignorant racists?

[jrmendoza7]

@Tollaneri you gota be kidding me man. you dont even know me i love asia with all my heart. I lived in japan for 2 years and it was amazing. My comment is a fuckin JOKE.  if you take youtube comments that serious get a fucking life.

[SuppScott]

The Beijing Olympics just proves that Chinese people are robots. To take from Wesley Snipes, "England can't compete! We don't have control over our people like they do!"

[iwasadeum]

@SuppScott I wonder how many were volunteers and how many were "volunteers" (forced by gov't). Because there's no way all these people were paid.

[lanzhe26]

@iwasadeum ：I can tell you that many chinese（including me）tried their best to be an volunteer in Beijing Olympic and they don't even get a chance.The competition to be a volunteer is very fierce.Don't think everything the western way，think it the Chinese way ，then you will get it。

[iwasadeum]

@lanzhe26 thinking the Chinese way isn't easy lol =p

[hermeslovechanel]

@SuppScott yes.continue to show your gay dance to the world.

[WLuico]

wow and they also have a great one other than the main show wow lol @ the teletubies part

[terryhung81]

haha...I laugh... I look like green color fun.... to sit... so cute!! the time = 5:01 ~~ 5:10

[urmomisacunt]

Taste the Rainbow, Feel the Rainbow! LOL

[kobaltblue2]

Teletubbies!

[RYansAdams79]

Lol now I want to eat some skittles

[ellier0215]

Go skittles! Man that was funny- what a blast! You can tell how much the Chinese supports unity and conformity, not individuality. Does anyone know what the symbol stood for at the end or was it just artsy?

[JustinDTran]

Symbol? That's the Turkey national flag

[spacekangaroo]

It's like if skittles came to life.

[JulianaCollier]

i gota admit china knows how to through a party

[cavegoat13]

@JulianaCollier

How do you through a party?

[icecoldcola08]

@JulianaCollier Im moving there just because i love the way they live, Martial arts , Great food and polite people :)

[starburstnoway]

@JulianaCollier Liked it twice. Like a boss.

[lIxIxIxIl]

@JulianaCollier gotta admit??? just say they know - why do people hold something back lol they know when they are

[dredverone]

Pretty cool!

[mkelle6634]

taste the rainbow

[cindyirene2001]

Look! Thousands of Tellitubbies at 3:04! Jk. That actually looks kinda fun :)

[ellier0215]

That's so funny!

[SilenceAndJess]

don't you guys get it? they're dressed like the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

[supertiago]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aric2007]

Was IOC Pres. Jacques Rogge in attendance?

[chocopunk22]

3 fail

[mARTYcATTIVA]

..ma chi è quel cretino verde al minuto 5:00 , che cammina come un mongolo?! :D C'ho riso come una scema! ahahahah!

[TheArtsyTuber]

WHATY THE HELL?! Its a pedophiles fetish dream I tell you. No more Acid for china!!!

[glitterandglam]

see people, aliens do exist and in china are used for entertainment. god bless you rainbow aliens, you make the world a better place.

[sgtsk]

You ought to pray that you may not get an unfortunate child born to you.

[wahjii08]

These athletes competing in these games have over come more obstacles in their life than you people who are bad mouthing them.

I can guarantee You people wouldn't last in the Paralympics against these athletes

[sSsBelsSs3]

looks like willy wonkas creatures to me!

[Nagi877]

Freedom vor Tibet!

[winstonzhao]

she has always been free u dumass. u really need some serious reading.

[liutenghou]

lol, wtf was that

[yyjustin]

天线宝宝 哇 哈哈哈

[peaceandquietx1000]

freakin' weird but not totally unenjoyable

very teletubbyesque

[benson1888]

5:00 i think this is the tele tubbies

[debyok]

Ha Ha. . . this is so funny, looks like they are escapees from the jelly baby factory. . . .

[BabaFrube09]

wtf?

how weird is this

its soooo funny

:L

ive never laughed so hard

thatone guy running by himself is soooo funny

if i was in the paralympics id think they were taking the micky outta me

[chenyun01]

升起来的是民国 的青天白日满地红多好，唉。

[seemarrr]

good

[ingekacicmahnitura]

They are so sweet! I love my Chinese brothers and sisters!!

[Mouffinjoe]

You shouldn't. You will probably find an answer in the next years.

[sgtsk]

If you could not find the answer in the last 5000 years, what makes you think you could find answer in the next few years?

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

l

WOW...SOMEONE HAS HAD ALITTLE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.

[CCTVNBCBBCNHK]

我操，维族人和汉族人又吵起来了

[vclopi]

Really amazing who knows how much the people with the rainbow suits had to swet for that anyway really go olympics .

[Elteriskagan999]

真是恶人先告状！谁是真正的贼 ?! 偷我们的石油，天然气，煤矿，棉花，牛羊马，金银铜矿，还有瓜果­！

不知道什么是羞耻的贼汉狗！

[sterreich]

?????????

[SphericSenseS]

Nice Keith Haring tribute.

[wittsfriends]

What an amazing time in the history of our world! I couldn't take my eyes off of the TV.

[Elsa0720]

really amazing..cute teletubbies most especially the green one who seems it got lost.

[baozeng]

wherer is part 2

[zerocreator]

Next time try showing some Looney Toons and Bugs Bunny, not those lame-ass Teletubbies.

[nuzzlenoodle]

嗯嗯对对，现在提起来新疆人大家头一个想到的就是那一群群的小偷­，当我们还多想留着你们这些败类呢，你们趁早独立吧，以后再抓到­你们就不用顾虑什么少数民族的特殊政策了，抓到一个小偷砍你一只­手就对了~~一帮给脸不要脸的贱货，把别人对新疆人的那点好印象­全给抹了

[sunlovesc]

呵呵，你来杀吧，等着你们这些狗。

[sterreich]

?????????

[72jeremy72]

Very interesting

[chaihun]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AMAZING!!!!  :0

[ddavenport]

All they could come up with are Teletubbies?!?

[hecticgal]

those suits must be hot to do all that moving in.

[hecticgal]

I'm sorry, but at 2:50 -  i burst out laughing and spilled my juice on my lap. omg i almost peed myself. Its a nice opening, but i just got so surprised to see them lol =)

[johnfredyherrera]

jajaja son geniales, inteligentes, aun mas........! beijing y su gente me han hecho sentir emociones sensacionales! un excelente trabajo, felicitaciones por tan brillantes ideas y fabula, hacen soñar en la grandeza y contemplar las promesas que añora la humanidad

[johnfredyherrera]

jajaja son geniales, inteligentes, hacen sentir emociones valiosas y estupendas! creo que beiging y su gente han hecho un excelente trabajo felicitaciones por tan estupendas muestras de arte y fabula................

[kippymcfly]

its like a beaver and dolphin jumps over the moon

[Fatalize222]

SKITTLES!!!!

[alannajeanC]

wow teletubbies this is dumb.

[rawirin1]

wow

O_O

[HotFuzz456]

paralytic teletubbies

[kang1996]

i wonder what blow the flag?

[caohanlu]

There's a fast wind current that is pushed out in the top parts of the flagpole. And whenever there's fast air on top and slow air on the bottom (greater air pressure), things rise/lift.

[MasterChief3377425]

How to upload this video without getting copyright violation?

[princeton1314]

the performance was so funny

[speedwingfly]

and why are your brain thinks its a condoms

[protection4431]

這開場很棒.....可是...旁白還是不要開口的好

[iizzYAn]

go china!

[xuchao00007]

you can visit part 2:

EUbeinue0uE

[66QQ66]

the quality of the video is amazing!

[oscarry]

Finnaly one with the actual vids, thanks! ^_^

[fedome]

always follow power and money, it rules us and we rule the world.

[Ericksantana6]

the biggest show of all mankind!

[Cordart]

chaleee

[socalazn168]

I find it funny how those protestors wanted to stop China from hosting the Olympics but they made no mention of the Paralympics. In the US, the self-proclaimed champion of human rights made absolute no mention or even broadcast primetime of the Paralymics. Because in the US everything is really all about profits and since they saw no profits from broadcasting the Paralymics they just don't even care about it.

[billjesusgates]

as you speak, china continues to produce poison milk. yeah, its all about profits, buddy.

[socalazn168]

billjesusgates: What proof do you have that China is still making poison milk?There may still be some milk out there that were produced before the scandal broke out,but the Chinese government have already taken heavy measures to regulate their milk industry and no more report of melamine were found in the new milk.Profits?You mean just like how the US FDA prevent people with serious illness from getting their medication so they can bill them and make huge profit of of sick people?

[billjesusgates]

banzaidawan! i knew it was you. i read your post and i totally recognized it.

[socalazn168]

Errr...who is banzaidawan???????? Dude you must be smoking on crack. I'm not Japanese and nor Taiwanese if that's what the name means.

[417558235]

I suppose that your country would never make any false corn like that.Bull shit!

[speedwingfly]

we produce it just to kill you

[michaelxind]

you wish. you people died a lot, hahaha

[speedwingfly]

just keep on talking rubbish mate , keep on talking ...... as you talk more you make your self look like a dick ...........

[michaelxind]

go find your job ok? loser!

[speedwingfly]

i already got a good job in construction engineering in Arup in UK .... so u dont need to worry about me fooking dick.......... dick head , i think you should go and get a live ...... and stop making and talk about bad things to china........ you stupid fooking tramp

[FuwaJJ]

Yes. US policy = maximize profits over everything (profits over American citizens by propaganda + profits over foreign nations by force). Wallstreet got bankrupt in lust of money, but taxpayers and countries like China were forced to bail out those richest guys who had caused the crisis. Iraqie people and American soldiers are dying because US mega corps want profits over oils. Irann got much oils too so it has to be an 'enemy'. Yes, U.S is 'the most creative champion of humann rights' ever.

[amazinnblazin]

China is good and coming into their own, a fascinating country, so we can be nice or we can be mean.  i think nice is better

[Mrnobodyx]

Sorry,

We can't complain about the organisation of this olympic games

[Mrnobodyx]

everyone who were against the olympic games, they just hate China. They doesn't know the good things of this country. I musst confess that China is making good progress. We can't complete about the organisation of this olympic games. It was the most legendary ever.

Now it's Great Britain turn. That's going be an other story.

[paliwoo]

poor english but good point.

[303431595]

我恨地震！！

8月的北京奥运，我们学校在补5.6月份的课！

我错过的太多太多了！

残奥会也不例外......

[417558235]

别激动了，该学习就学习吧，我待学校忙考研呢，一样没咋看，大家­基本都是在手机上看新闻。

[YTMrVulcan]

Why tell us what you make your living with? You'll risk getting your message marked as spam.

[teresitahayes]

Just perfect!!!

[Nihilanth1982]

absolutely legendary. perfect, almost.

i dont know how the heck london can match this :O but i wish them luck.

[heartLessTan]

everyone, go spam choksam for being racist towards chinese

[kenton888kkk]

i hate people like choksam they talk shit !!!it paralympic what the fuck has this got to do about shooting people or Tibet??? GET A LIFE .....wish someone shoot you up the ass .people like you make me sick ...

[heartLessTan]

lets go spam choksam. i dun care if they call me childish. ^^V

[hellowjp]

什么都好，就是这个解说。。太雷人了。。。

[hksentiment]

Really spectacular show!! Good job China!!

[changhwol]

Why the ex- chinese president is there?????

[charleypeng]

because its an respect

[humourlayers]

why not? It's a major event for all the people of China, including the retired leaders.

[dhpdytb]

stupid,  you ,

[charleypeng]

Some of them are soldiers because some difficult jobs is not for us common people to do.They are more stronger and they are more skillful.Just so.

[stig318]

Team GB 2nd in the madal table

[aric2007]

That countdown they used just looked (exactly?) like the one in the Olympic closing ceremony...