The Real Danger of Video Games

[SantuXD6]

It could be worse, isntead of Mario, imagine Megaman or Sonic...

Or even Link.

[thesoniczone11]

@SantuXD6 For Sonic, He'd be running around collecting rings, destroying robots, breaking computers and tvs for power ups, and fighting egg shaped men.

[SantuXD6]

@thesoniczone11 But imagine if it was Link, he would be scream as a form of communication, and hold up for 5 seconds anything that he needs to obtain.

[Bismarck3000]

Coughlan what's the name of the song in the background? I've heard before.

[AbbottoirG]

Brings a tear to my eye

[MKRocker2012]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The turtle

[GashPlague]

Mario PUNCHES the blocks! Also, there are other video game characters besides the fat, red pumber and his derpy parisol-toting girlfriend.

[DefiantBoris]

You're trying too hard....

[wybo2]

I used to go crazy on video games like your brother, but then i took a arrow to the knee

[TheMrgoku1985]

R.I.P.



[thelittlegreenliar]

coughlan's still a dumbass

[philosophicalreason]

he should have ate the magic mushrooms lol

[kff]

It's not all doom and gloom. I got so good at Bad Company I moonlight for the SAS. Its ace.

[Callirgos1]

Video Games gave us the word "pwned".

It was a snarky message to the player in WarCraft for losing to a specific boss.

( The RTS, not the MMORPG )

It was stuck into the game by a designer secretly, but because it was a private joke it wasn't QA'd. The message was supposed to say, "You've been owned" but a typo went got in and the word "pwn" was born.

FYI - My first game has a to scale Godzilla hidden in the editor :)

[magtheicelander]

this guy is a genius

[george77772moons]

That was fucking awesome.

[leolol1997]

I dont think he's realised taht he's got bird shit under his eye yet?..

[Shane6]

lol exactly the 10,000th viewer

[TheKingFucktard]

1979 ? Fuck dude , your my age !

[ScienceIsKnowledge]

So, your brother had to start all the way back at word 1 - 1 again?

Poor basterd.

[sammipooh]

I see you've run out of even semi-sensible things to talk about. This is like a 5 yr old's humour. Your standards are really slipping...

[thebigbadjohnsmith]

@sammipooh It's actually a rather clever comment on how when some stupid cunt blows away his school or commits suicide - thick people leap to the conclusion that video games (violent or otherwise) are to blame (not as it is, in actual fact, the stupid cunt who did the stupid shit)

[bitphr3ak]

watch?v=oHOLhJBcHX0  <- Video Game Players solve AIDS puzzle!

I wouldn't bash the geeks for playing games! :D

[TheRationalizer]

At 1:48 you look like Warwich Davis :)

[BaBYPuNCheR133]

Corky Coughlan?

[KamasutraButterfly]

How the hell were you able to keep a serious face while recording this video?? lol

[Iamnr]

The head butting bricks made me lol

[AGrandt]

Video games aren't addictive, if they were young people would be running around in dark rooms, eating pills and hallucinating while listening to monotonous music.

[slitor]

also music is familiar give us the sources you jobbo

[AGrandt]

@slitor watch?v=fd3a189vcVc

Nocturne - Secret Garden

[slitor]

bastard you got tea on my tab

[demongoat]

what? weegee is AWESOME though richard!

LOLZ

[EnhanceTheTruth]

No mushroom joke?

[sexwithanimals93]

@EnhanceTheTruth he missed that one,

[Ninjaculation]

motorway lol.

[Wrathmont313]

..."And they didn't... =(" Hahahaha.

[GilesHellier]

...Cockney Corky Coughlan... May you rest in hilarious peace.

Awesome video, Richard.

[jancrowb]

thats awful mate, you must be devastated. rest in peace, corky.

[AnghellikBullshit]

Your parents couldn't tell you apart? Your birth marks are on opposite sides, as infants. Are you the product of blind sex?

[lionikleep]

hello mr coughlan. you were a beautiful baby. yet your twin bro was an ugly bastard. ah well, thats life. you are far smarter than thunderfoot. that does however put you in a rather large group dear boy.

[HandsInMyHead]

But Richard Corky isn't really dead, he is busy unblocking pipes and U joints made of solid gold up there in the sky.

( God has to take a dump occasionally too! )

And though you will never see him again ( your going to the other place ) rest assured he is happy : )

Sure wouldn't want to be you though come judgement day!!! ... : (

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Head budded bricks! Called it when I figured out he was going to die!

[beastwolf415]

you are a fucking loser

[SCARREDMIND]

wait, you're weegee? i shoulda noticed...

[HybridD91]

Wait, so no one fucked Peach?

[xNightmareBeta]

what is the background music called anyone please!!!!!!!!

[skinnyjohnsen]

@xNightmareBeta The background music is "Nocturne" by Secret Garden. (You'll find a lot of their music here on YT). It was Norway's (winning) entry to the 1995 Eurovision song contest. Music by Rolf Løvland, lyrics by Petter Skavlan ;-)

[xNightmareBeta]

thank you for the very descriptive answer sir :)

[1C9J9S5]

BEWARDE THE DANGERS OF MARIO!

instead, let your 3 year old kid play gta

[BoozyBeggar]

Aw, fucking roadkill! Why the hell is it you can show gore on yt but keep your goddamn clothes on?! Shouldn't it be the other way around? Which is more offensive, honestly?

[BriansBannister]

I played a video game. shortly afterwards I began to smoke heroins and snort 5 cannabis every day. I

Games are evil.

[gilless429]

@BriansBannister Funny =)

[FangoFan68]

Heya Richard, whatsa matta witha youa, I am a sorra aboutcha twin abrother, buta Mario, actually sava my life. I wasa walking down the street, and saw that mean old koopa king Rush Limbaugh I tooka one of my fireballs and blewa hisa sorry ass to hell. So see, therea isa 2a sides to everya story, I hopa thata helps you out :P Derp

[Dracopol]

I knew a Super Mario player who was so Jewish he tried to get the machine to trade his lives for 100 coins each!

[DarkZenith88]

Ha! Simply hilarious! *Returns to video game*

[retrogamerist]

BRONWEN!

[BronwenWinterPhoenix]

@retrogamerist What? ~B

[MacabreManifesto]

Wait? You couldn't even spare a 100 coins for another life? You cheap twat!

[MacabreManifesto]

Were you conjoined at the left cheek?

[SirFreakshow]

Excellent!

[warlord2080]

Sounds like jack thompson story of why video games must be banned. I guess barbie games need to be banned too.

[EvilnessAkaDani]

Lmfao! I have new found love for Mario ;p

[DavidRandallCurtis]

How DARE you put video games in a bad light! I am going to have Seong-Mina from SoulCaliber 4 put you in your place! :P

[Neotails8762]

My twin brother's lifestyle degenerated to stealing masses of jewellry and TVs, beating up mustachioed men who were of a larger build, before somersaulting off a cliff.

Fuck Sonic.

[retrogamerist]

@Neotails8762 Sonic really caused that? LOL

[Neotails8762]

@retrogamerist I'll never forgive that blue spiky bastard

[retrogamerist]

@Neotails8762 LOL

[darkenwarrior]

lol

[emancoy]

At least Manny Pacquiao's obscession on the video game "Mike Tyson's Punch Out" has been working for him so far in fighting boxers of increasing weight class. Good thing Mike Tyson was already retired.

[MGOWNER1]

youre weird scary and disturbed me more then anny video games!

[blackwingangel04]

Sorry to hear about your brother. I too had a loved one who went insane via video games.

Poor bastard spent hours running around in our hallway, which he called a "maze", supposedly being chased by ghosts, repeatedly muttering the words "Waka-waka-waka-waka" He eventually ODed on pills...

I miss you more everyday, James "Pac" Mann.

[startreking2007]

Your telling me that I can't get my car airborne by driving it in to a gas pump just like Saints Row 2?

[EzeeKill2517]

Born 23 October, dangerous video game addiction... Jesus, Corky sounds like me

[Laughingblades]

I laughed my ass off through this whole video btw :3

[Laughingblades]

Not Enuff Female Characters that aren't fanservice in videogames, puts off too many girl gamers :(

[jussts]

RIP, Corky "the douche" Coughlan.

[bleunt]

Your brother got a NES in 1991? Fucking douche parents. That's like buying someone a Playstation 2 the same year Playstation 3 just got released.

Also, he should have had a closer look at Mario "headbutting" the brick blocks. Then he'd see that Mario raises his fist, and hits the blocks with it. :(

Should have had a 1up.

[Dubickimus]

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[arcaneminded]

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. -Marcus Brigstocke

[unorthodoxJ]

Voice 1: Mario doesn't hit the bricks with his head he actually punches them...

Voice 2: Stfu and quit nitpicking it's funny

[SmileysRevenge100]

I know exactly what you're going through. I had a brother who suffered from video game addiction, except game of choice was Tetris....... He kept getting stuck in a lot of places.

[obehavewan]

So, am I the only one who realizes that Mario doesn't headbutt bricks? He punches them. His arm goes up when he jumps.

[onijester56]

@obehavewan He obviously broke his arms so when the original method didn't work, he switched to his head.

[ZhugeNaut]

absolute genius on this one.

[niriop]

One of your funniest and most ingenius videos by far

[V0r4xiz]

I lol'd :>

[christo930]

Good thing he didn't get obsessed with street fighter!

[y100269]

@christo930 oh but i know of someone who has. i send you the video of "el gordito sushi". he's a big hit in ecuador.

[Beelzeboogie]

It was all so much simpler when I kid, all we used to do was try to trap each other in corners with bombs, or cast "Ultima" on each other. Now when my little brother isn't pretending he's the spartan god of war, he's running around with a chainsaw-gun and displaying homoerotic fantasies for some guy named Dom. I just feel so out of touch.

[Osias1983]

Tell me the Mario franchise isn't one big drug reference. It takes place in the mushroom kingdom. You eat mushrooms to grow big. The citizens are all mushrooms and you're always chasing a dragon.

[lazyperfectionist1]

@Osias1983 lol! Don't forget Princess Toadstool.

[AsparagusBoB]

Hahahaha awesome.

[xBecka88x]

0:22 lol aww those babies are cute

[1metallica1]

video games are evil,especially the water temple in ocarina of time

[cadeere74]

Ok I was about to be a smartass until you sold it with the crying

[subzerotolerance]

your twin kinda looks like thunderf00t j/k j/k

[ChaosIncarnate7]

@1:03 .... XD

[TheLaughingOut]

Wait... you have parents?

[imr22]

@TheLaughingOut

Of course he has parents, they're called test tube A and test tube B.

Love you coughlan :)

[Agamum]

WIN FUCKING WIN

[Primalxbeast]

LOL

Primalxbeast is actually my WoW avatar name.

For the Horde!

[MilitantPeaceist]

I think I might have the same problem o.0 I farm trash mobs in trailer parks for loot >.<

[V0r4xiz]

@MilitantPeaceist HAHA, brilliant one xD

[chitchcott]

Socialise Dick Wear!

[CountHektor]

Skepticalheretic should have been your brother...

[skywize]

Lucky he didn't try and flush himself down the toilet. Also, green mushrooms tend to not give you extra life. The opposite seems to be true.

[WaterCrane]

@skywize Don't forget the red mushrooms with white spots - they tend not to double your size... they do give the flashing colours of the Invincibility Star though...

[skywize]

@WaterCrane Either way, avoid pits.

[HeavyMetalPirate666]

Corky Couglan...did you call him cock :B

[RadicalSockAccount]

fucking libra

it figures

[CappitranoBellephant]

I like how even when you were a kid you still look like you're 30.

[rajhetti6]

coul someone please tell me wuts the song in the background

[richieblackhearted]

Same thing happened to my cousin. He used to much pills down like candy while running about the maze at Hampton Court. He is in a padded cell now convinced that multicolored ghosts are chasing him. Damn you Pacman!!!. A curse on you and your estranged wife!!

[ThePariahLivesOn]

@richieblackhearted Brilliant

[goatgruffy66]

LOL!

Corky!

Life goes on...

So, Richard the dick and Corky the cunt?

:P

[Texemosis]

lol this is fucking awesome.

[ultrapirtle]

poor turtle!

[DavidPrime83]

::Snrk::

[Rethic]

Sarcasm detected.

[procritic09]

@Rethic You are a master of observation.

[Rethic]

@procritic09 I pride myself on my keen observational skills.

herp derp

[TheHigherVoltage]

I dunno man. Once, while getting out of bed, I smashed my head on the dresser and coins flew all over the place.

I just don't think your brother tried hard enough.

[SEThatered]

Is your cock died?

Sorry i just had to say it.

I'd like to see the parent who'd call his twin children cock and dick. XD

[trunksss5]

Good job he didn't play doom

[zabukazar]

I remember that one time we all went to the zoo and a Corky had to jump over a barrel thrown by a gorilla. Good times. R.I.P. Corky You've finally captured the flag and gone on to that final hidden level in the sky.

[card969]

lol

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Bloody fucking fantastic!

[McPrfctday]

Nocturne! aka The most stunningly beautiful song ever to win Eurovision. I've used it myself before for a Golden Compass video. Because it makes sense and it's a perfect match. It should have been an inspiration for the film soundtrack. But it wasn't. The Catholics killed the trilogy! I'm always going to bring that up whenever I'm reminded! - as I was by this video / song.

[Lisa3679]

Well, if video games are dangerous and should be banned, I can go back to conjuring up demons using my Necronomicon, watch gory horror movies, read scary books, and take walks in the dark wearing a blindfold. Wheee! Who needs video games for fun! Ummm, anyone want to buy a Playstation 3, an XBox, and a DS and many evil video games? The catch is, you have to buy everything, so I can be rid of this evil all at once. Besides, Cthulhu is calling me, and it's getting dark here. Bidding begins now!

[Xerxes4242]

@Lisa3679 I'll give you $5.

[VinnyMonster1]

@Lisa3679 Damn, no more video games? I guess I better go back to Gotham and fight the Joker again, ho hum

[TastyPie95]

@Lisa3679 I offer 2 bucks and a pizza slice.

[TheFounderUtopia]

@Lisa3679

I'll give you ten quid.

[Lisa3679]

@TheFounderUtopia Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha! Ten quid times what? Funny human. I'll give you ten quid for making Lisa laugh. Deal? LOL!

[Dracopol]

@Lisa3679 What, you didn't play any Dungeons & Dragons? That's the gateway to Satanism. Even Tipper Gore thought so! Of course, the only supernatural thing I saw was how many 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew were in front of the players and by the end of the night they were all gone...

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

Nice broadcast [ 3

[guitar19904]

fucking LOL

[kinoholicism]

lol

[leorcc]

Still, it's better than becoming Leisure Suit Larry.

[drfuturity]

Quite a departure for your channel, but funny. Caught me more than a bit off-guard.

[Keitaro2011]

LOL

[TheDeadApple]

Couglan I find this video very hard to believe..

I mean he could shoot fire-balls but couldn’t find a job?

Fake.

[BUDFATHER]

R.I.P Corky....sob :(

[GuineaPigDan]

Good thing your brother didn't get into Sonic, or he'd probably become a deranged furry and try to do it with hedgehogs.

[loz1023]

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

[loz1023]

we have the same birthday.......STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY!!!!!!!

[PinkYui16]

Hey Richard, what's the name of the music in the background?

[TheoreticalPixies]

@PinkYui16 It's Nocturne by Secret Garden.

[PinkYui16]

@TheoreticalPixies Thank you. ^^



[wastoinand]

my condolences

[PinkYui16]

Lmfao, this is a classic. Too epic.

[AnAverageSkeptic]

Classic

[CrypticMantisTX55]

That was very random.

But very awesome.

[bushonomics]

One of your best ever, Richard!

[MrThescrubnub]

nentendo have a lot to answer for! The Nes gateway drug of our youth.

[MrThescrubnub]

@MrThescrubnub Nintendo you dipshit!

[LadyRuin2012]

Probably one of the best satire videos I've ever seen. Thank you for this; I needed to laugh today.

[HorizonNinja]

Corky "the kook" Coughlan.

[krustofskie]

It looks like you found it really difficult not to laugh your arse off filming this. Well done for keeping a straight'ish face.

[fishfoodlad]

Please make a video about how to get into stand-up!

[June28July]

I bet the Muslims did this!

[gotohellgooglization]

I have a better idea: ban stupid people.

;-)

[TheGNUfan]

My twin brother died trying to rocket jump.

[Nagneto]

The danger is that they suck.

[gotohellgooglization]

@Nagneto so does your mom

[Nagneto]

@gotohellgooglization : Oh you'd know wouldn't you? Like sucking off dead women eh? lol

[gotohellgooglization]

@Nagneto i didn't know your mom died. my condolences.

[gotohellgooglization]

@Nagneto i didn't know your mom died. my condolences.

[TruthSurge]

HEHEHEHHE

[Jaybird196]

I thought the death had been accidental. Something having to with thinking you can fly, that you're invincible, or can grow taller because you ate too many "magic mushrooms" and donned a cape and tanuki ears.

[ufster81]

should have bought prince of persia... it's good to learn early on what a guy might have to do for pussy in life.

[republicofsandles]

That's so sad.

[Eopyk]

Down with Mario! .

This was fun satire Coughlan.

All love from me Jasmine

[ericplayzbass2]

Corky Coughlan.

Oh boy.