CHURCH:no no no uh were uh talking bout tex TEX:excuse me? CHURCH:hey u want to die in the explosion play along...yeah uh idk if u havent notice but uh shes uh shes kind of a bitch.isnt that right tex TEX:(chruch!) ANDY:idk TUCKER:(come on tex!) TEX:yes were talking bout me ANDY:sounds like your patronizing me TEX:no really its me im a bitch CHURCH:hahaha keep going TEX:and i need to be calm down all the time CHURCH:or what happends? TEX:or else i get so mad i kill people on my own team FUNNY XD
Cabgoose had much more control over Omega than doc does. Caboose was just regular caboose bout 3/4 of the time while omega is usually in control of doc
sargegrif dont inteup me when im leading a battle situation grifwere in battle sargecourse we are now get ready for your orders donutyes sir sarge: screem like a woman donutcan do aaaaaaaahhhhhh sarge:grif grif:what sarge:prepare to sacfice yourself to save a nere by superior officer grif:i dont think ive been trained on that sarge:simmions kiss ass at will simmionsyour both a excelent leader and a handsome man sir excelent work simmions incoming sarge:grif your up grifpremissiontoassistdonutsir
@calewood21 Technically Church isn't the leader, Captain Flowers was. After Flowers died, Church became the self proclaimed leader of the blue team, so it's not official.
THAT WAS YOU?? I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!
poor caboose.
anigodess 1 day ago
"That was you? I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me."
Favorite line lol
CrusixBlade 4 days ago in playlist Season 3 3
@CrusixBlade my favorite bit of the hole show
foolishmanchild 4 days ago in playlist Season 3
the ball thing sounds like kpopp
mysterygroup 1 week ago
Okay, so who here agrees that O'Malley sounds like Vegeta?
ffrmaster34 2 weeks ago
every time they say bomb i think they say bong. thums up if u think the same!
Brandonator1999 3 weeks ago
Manliymexican 3 weeks ago
Tucker: You also like punching people in the head wile hey sleep.
Caboose:That was you! i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!
Thumbs up if you like caboose!
VideogameMaster389 3 weeks ago 10
Well I think that 1:57-3:54 is the blue team's best conversation of all time
arctrooperproduction 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
if lopez built an entire robot army why didnt he built a body for himself???
TheReaper2002 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
@TheReaper2002 stop punching holes in the plot!!!
sjFALCONPUNCH01 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
Cabgoose had much more control over Omega than doc does. Caboose was just regular caboose bout 3/4 of the time while omega is usually in control of doc
comedycckm 3 weeks ago
46 people were punched in the head by the tooth fairy while they were sleeping.
wrdonerd 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 3
that was u, i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me. hahaha
xXjackXx4405 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
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bliz0123 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
"You said you wanted a DAY of victory. At this speed they will win in exactly 24 hours."
thumbs up if you <3 Lopez
shaneXtreame 1 month ago in playlist Season 3 6
o malley reminds me of vegeta hahah
namtabaol1 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
An army of robots with speach moduels.... How scary ={]
FPSAtItsBest 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Sarge:Donut scream like a woman
Donut:Can do AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOL
Dea7hreaper529 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Caboose:I thought the tooth ferry was mad at me
Me:Maybe thats why caboose is poor
TheGuyWithGuns13 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
im so glad i downloaded ad blocker
ATurtleToenail 1 month ago in playlist Season 3 7
@ATurtleToenail WERE U GET IT!!!
TheGuyWithGuns13 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
@TheGuyWithGuns13 the google chrome store
ATurtleToenail 1 month ago
sargegrif dont inteup me when im leading a battle situation grifwere in battle sargecourse we are now get ready for your orders donutyes sir sarge: screem like a woman donutcan do aaaaaaaahhhhhh sarge:grif grif:what sarge:prepare to sacfice yourself to save a nere by superior officer grif:i dont think ive been trained on that sarge:simmions kiss ass at will simmionsyour both a excelent leader and a handsome man sir excelent work simmions incoming sarge:grif your up grifpremissiontoassistdonutsir
Bravo9465 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
sorry guys but SARGE is the best character in the show
naraku578 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Seargent: Prepare for you orders. Donut scream like a woman!
Donut: Can do. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
lol. :)
BerserkUnicorn1029 1 month ago in playlist Season 3 3
"she sounds like a handful" bow chicka bow wow
ArmoredWerewolf 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
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Donut!
Yes sir?!
Scream like a woman!
Caaaan do! *Runs off screaming*
Best...scene...EVER! (DO NOT SAY "Of all time.")
Heater294 1 month ago
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Heater294 1 month ago
So who is a robot or not in their own body and who is still in their origonal body?? Im confused.
samwood18 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Doughnut Scream like a little girl!
bleep196 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
caboose is so, fucking, innocent and funny, its hard to not like him lol
ToxicTragedy1 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
Guys if you don't want to see ads and you're on Firefox just download the Ad Block Plus add-on.
KakaArt1 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
At this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours. CHARGE!!!! lol
EnricoSuave666 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
in fact medals all around
purple heart for grif
pink heart for doughnut
and a brown nose for simmons
alexdogg93 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Why do I get the feeling Caboose and Donut are going to save everyone at the end?
MyGamer125 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 4
sarge: doughnut scream like a woman!!
doughnut: caaaan do AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!!
sarge: grif!!! prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby superior officer.
grif: i dont think ive been trained on that
sarge: simmons, kiss ass at will
simmons: your an excellent leader and a handsome man sir
sarge: excellent work simmons
BEST RED TEAM MOMENT OF ALL TIME XD
THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE
Cupidx331 2 months ago 86
@Cupidx331 i just love how he carries on running and screaming like a girl in the background
secrethero123 1 week ago in playlist Season 3
RED TEAM ARE HOPELESSLY UN FUNNY AND HAVE BAD CHARACTERS
haloisawsome1359 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@haloisawsome1359 Fuck you, Grif for president.
AV3NG3DSV3NF0LD 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@haloisawsome1359 attention whore
UnbreakableAmerican 1 month ago in playlist RvB Seasons 1-7
CHURCH IS AWSOME
haloisawsome1359 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Blue team would be nothing without red team and vice-versa.
CrissBlackHawk 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
Who else tryed sleeping with their pillow ontop of their head... It's realy comfortable aslong as theirs one underneath aswell =P
arrowpk2 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Am I the only one who seriously wants to turn Red vs. Blue into a video game?
ApprenticeNick 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@ApprenticeNick there is 1
TheDarkwarrior1208 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
thumbs up if you think caboose is the best funny guy in the show
aelitalover1 2 months ago 122
This stuff is still better than any other machinima in the known universe.
BigTymerCorporations 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
sarg: donut scream like a woman
donut: can do. AHHHHHHHH!!
love itt!!! XD
Halorulez4eva 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 6
@Halorulez4eva i was reading your comment at the same time the vid was playing it was in sync
haloisawsome1359 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Permission to assist donut sir
donut is the best
MCA5EY 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I like Blue Team because Caboose is blue! He's funny as hell! (Actually, this whole series is, but Caboose is the BEST!)
LadyOnikara 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Thumbs up if red team is better than blue team!!!
DownBeatWings 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 6
@DownBeatWings thumbs up if the BLUE team is better then the red team!!!!
gokuandvegetass2 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 2
Sarge: Donut, scream like a woman!
Donut: will do sarge....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!(rest of episode)
rosserm11 2 months ago 2
I feel sad for sheila and caboose and doc stuck with O'Malley!!!!
PraetorianOverlord 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I'm going to get a shirt that says "Team Blue Team" XD
Raveman01 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
46 ppl are bitches lol
AirMc1 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
actually i always liked the red team more D:
He4TS3eKeR 3 months ago
@He4TS3eKeR
But Tex is on the blue team.
iShowYouGamesAndTech 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@iShowYouGamesAndTech yeah shes badass and all but i always liked Red more
He4TS3eKeR 2 months ago
Online "Circle of Friends".... Holy Crap, this really is the future, Doc is on Google+ and new about it before it existed.
Jabatemanjr 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Red team is still cool!!!
fchow20 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Donut ! yes sir ? Scream like a girl ! can do !! ahhhhhhhhhhh im too young to die!!!im too pretty to diee !!!
mixculturegirls 3 months ago
AT 4:59 donut was screaming"I am too young too die!I am too pretty to die!"
RisinLegend 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@RisinLegend Ikr. I think hes gay...
Brendan2911 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
BLUE team is better but their both awesome
RisinLegend 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
LMAO am I the only one that noticed that while Donut was screaming at the end, he yelled "I'm too pretty to die!"
nath71596 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 3
permision to help doughnut sir!
Permission Denied!
simmons Start kissing ass at will xD
RandomNess1527 3 months ago
I would love to see a blooper of this where sarge just gets his shit rocked by that rocket....
awesomejoe12 3 months ago
Sarge: Donut!
Donut: Yes Sir
Sarge: Scream like a woman!
Donut: Can do
one of the best Red vs Blue quotes ever
Samchitts1 3 months ago in playlist Red vs Blue season 3 6
"Also mention how you like to punch people in the head while they sleep!"
"THAT WAS YOU?! I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME! :("
one of my favorite Caboose moments.
MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 months ago 6
46 people angered the "tooth fairy"
bella1o1o 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
screw both teams, that bomb is BEAST!
latinoburn 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
I wish all women would admit they bitches.....Burn:P
nicknitro987 3 months ago
@nicknitro987 Wish granted!
We're all bitches... AND WE'LL PUNCH YE IN DA HEAD WHILE YE SLEEP, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nah, just kiddin... in da bitches part, dat is XP
YoMalvado 3 months ago
Oooh donut and caboose...
skycullen04 3 months ago
THAT WAS YOu!!
I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!!
skycullen04 3 months ago 2
i love caboose so much lol
buckeye5221 3 months ago
THAT WAS YOU???
I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!
anigodess 3 months ago
O'Malley's Rocket Destroyed 5:10
justaman15 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
who does cabooses voice its amazing
ingram450g 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@ingram450g Joel Heyman
Wierdperson31 3 months ago
...........chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge.
memorymender9 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me
TheCubsrule10 3 months ago in playlist Season 3 4
@P4PressStrart ehh its kinda confusing
nintendofreakofzelda 3 months ago
Tucker: Also mention that you like to punch people in their sleep!
Caboose: That was you?!?! I thought the Tooth Fairy was made at me!
I cannot tell you how much I love Caboose.... (no homo)
darkgriffon64 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 98
@darkgriffon64 (no homo) wtf does that mean???
ainesmilees 2 months ago
@ainesmilees not in a gay way
username951100 1 month ago in playlist Season 3
THAT WAS YOU??
I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!
anigodess 4 months ago 4
I wonder....
Maybe someone put an AI in Donut's armor that made him effeminate?
ThunderCavalier 4 months ago 4
@ThunderCavalier i think it was the pink oh sorry light red armor that turned him into an idiot/gay
SephirothgeneX7 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
noob firecracker
Amyo3o 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 5
Tucker: also mention u like to punch people in the head while they're sleep
Caboose: That was u I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me
XD
MikeD3691 4 months ago in playlist Season 3 4
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Sarge: Donut scream like a women!
Donut: Can Do! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
I'M TO PRETTY TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN PARIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawkeyes1377 4 months ago
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Tucker: And You Also Bonk Pepole in Head When They Sleep
Caboose: THAT WAS YOU, I Thought the Tooth Fariy Was mad at me
Hawkeyes1377 4 months ago
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Sarge: Donut scream like a women!
Donut: Can Do! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
I'M TO PRETTY TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN PARIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawkeyes1377 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Sarge: Donut scream like a women!
Donut: Caan Do! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FreddyxRocks 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
"That was you? I thought the Tooth Fairy was mad at me..." best line
multibutsecksify 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
Im sorry but Caboose and Donut are the funniest through the internet but in real life they must be sooo annoying thumbs up if u agree :)
utube10921 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
kiss a** at will
thelonelyanime 4 months ago
lopez: u said u want a DAY of victory, at this speed, they will win in exactly 24 hours
O'mally:*sighs*
tinylittlekitty 4 months ago
BLUE TEAM
gigaman47 4 months ago
He hasnt even seen Paris yet!!!
awyman13 4 months ago
Best Orders Of ALL TIMES ! :D
kukenify 5 months ago 2
cabooose :D
THEM3NTAL1ST 5 months ago
Just saw the most recent episode of Season 9, and I need to be reminded that however badass Tex is, she is still a bitch. ;D
battousai12345 5 months ago 3
Red team owns!
deathnotefan113 5 months ago
what happens to tex look at her now in 2011
thebrunssss 5 months ago
thumbs up if u think red is better than blue. (im doing a vote)(i prefer blue)
spartan20005 5 months ago 4
@spartan20005 fuck you red ftw
dallasisdead 5 months ago
thumbs up if blue team is better than red team!!!!
spartan20005 5 months ago 104
@spartan20005 Ehhh... I can't decide.
One the one hand red team has Sarge.
On the other the blue team has Caboose!!!
TheZogin 3 months ago 3
@spartan20005 Oh yea?
Thumbs up if red team is worse than blue team!!!!
Mario78718 2 months ago in playlist Season 3 4
who is the voice of donut?
pole829 5 months ago
i thought the tooth fairy was made at me
ShitWolfUSA 5 months ago 2
Who thinks the Bomb sounds like Emile in Halo: Reach!!!
Poptartman8869 5 months ago
Sarge: donut, scream like a woman
Donut: can do AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
gotta love the red team
freakylinkfan 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 3 2
XD "That was you i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me" XD
whatsthisboxfor 5 months ago
Tucker: you also hit people in the head while they sleep
Caboose: That was you, I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me
the blue team is hilarious
521Cheeseman 5 months ago 4
Tucker: And You Also Bonk Pepole in Head When They Sleep
Caboose: THAT WAS YOU, I Thought the Tooth Fariy Was mad at me
LOLOLOLOL
Gota Love Blue Team
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago
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I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
I'M TO PRETTY TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN PARIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago
ultimate showdown... donut and caboose...
shane61998 5 months ago
O'Mally: At last we will seize our destiny
Doc: Do we really hav to seize destiny cant we just invite it to join our online circle of frnds
xD LOL
Boredumetrium 5 months ago in playlist Red Vs Blue season 3 4
That's a giant freaking army. 8 robots! *shudder*
TheDancingSaxophone 5 months ago
Caboose is the best.
Bikerdude1234321 5 months ago
I am loving this episode!
blabla99x 5 months ago
Tucker: And You Like Hiting Pepole In There Head When they Sleep
Cabose:"That was You! I thought The Tooth Farie was mad at Me"
Gota Love Blue Team!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago 2
@Hawkeyes1377 learn to spell...
AndyMan4131 5 months ago
@Hawkeyes1377 Why cap every letter is the sentence? It makes you look like a queer
XXDeathBlade 5 months ago
@XXDeathBlade IDC
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago
The reds have the greatest battle plan...of all time.
wrestja1234 5 months ago
im not wearing my glasses when reading the comments tucker lookes lke fucker
LightDogFang 5 months ago
Simmons FTW..
gmarcosr 5 months ago
I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!
360Eagle 5 months ago
i think Donut was just acting like Griff....
bloodyjon1 5 months ago
Poor Caboose. I'll be your tooth fairy :(
iwillgivemylifetoyou 5 months ago
lol "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIEE"
truongshak2 5 months ago
I call this time naptime...which comes before food time....which comes before food nap time!
johnfromcanada123 5 months ago
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Sarge: Donut!
Donut: Yes sir!
Sarge: Scream like a woman!
Donut: Can Do! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GENERALSHPHERD 5 months ago
Ahhhh nothing like seeing a classic Donut moment...never, ever, eveeeeeeer, under any circumstance...gets old.
Heater294 5 months ago
"it was like a yaoi fangirl meeting"
SnowsGhost 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 3
Sarge - What the hell was that???
Simmons - It sounded like a huge explosion!
Sarge - That means the blues have re-armed the bomb!
Grif - Wait , They re-armed it and exploded it , isn't that good for us???
SuperR3DN3Ck 5 months ago
Caboose is so funny! :D
AKANitario 5 months ago in playlist rvsb
I THOUGHT THE TOOTHFAIRY WAS MAD AT ME!
MMMunchlax 5 months ago
"that was you,i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me" XD haha caboose is so stupid thumbs up if u think caboose is awsome
dolfins4everwin 5 months ago 2
caboose=that was you i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me LMAO
TheManMikeMike 5 months ago
@TheManMikeMike funny as hell part
Ksmicer 5 months ago
fav operation iz OPERATION: MEATSHIELD
gunzmstr 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 3
love the red team. donut and sarge rock :D
TheSgtkite 5 months ago
I love Caboose! He is the funniest one in blue team because of his stupidity.
stanl3yx213 5 months ago
I hate sarge...
burritoboy726 5 months ago
@burritoboy726 sarge is my favorite :D
Jmisterz 5 months ago
is it just me or did caboose get dummer after o'mally was in his head?
ourlegostudios 5 months ago 2
''Listen ur little newb firecracker -'' xD
drkkcecil 5 months ago
3:20 i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!!!
BDWILKS01 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 3
i dought da tooth fairy was maad at meeeeee
FxZaE 5 months ago
"Quote from video"
"including my reaction ex:lmao"
"generates thumbs ups"
AlexisDLS 5 months ago
sarge is so physcotic
simmons is a kiss ass
griff is a slacker
donut is gay
elmoninja97 6 months ago 2
@elmoninja97
The perfect team!
skatelord141 5 months ago
anyone notice that throughout the series, we haven't seen a single elite?
AQWCarlosTheSecond 6 months ago
Caboose: That was YOU? I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me.
LMFAO
MrGreaper596 6 months ago 4
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
I'M TO PRETTY TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN PARIS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, Donut is awesome!!!
Dradley2015 6 months ago 92
why is it that everytime theres fighting grif has to sacrifice his life?!
SquishyWhales 6 months ago
*everyone is mentioning the things that make Tex a bitch*
Tucker: And tell them about how you punch people in their sleep!
Caboose: That was you!? I thought the Tooth Fairy was mad at me!
awwwww Caboose is adorable :(
JulianimeIsAmazing 6 months ago
How have they managed to forget about O'malley up 'til now?
synesterjack 6 months ago
is it just me or would every body shoot a person screeming as a woman to shut them the fuck up
Darklectro28 6 months ago 3
Caboose: I thought that the toothfairy was mad at me...): 3:20
HAHAHAHA :DDD
OhJoJa 6 months ago
Caboose: "That was you?, I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me" Rotflmao
CrazedMonkey416 6 months ago
I have lost count of the times O'Malley says "Oh, shut up" to Doc.
10BillionDollarMan 6 months ago 4
Doc: Do we really have to seize destiny? Can't we just invite it to our online circle of friends?
Did... did Doc just predict Google+?
P4PressStrart 6 months ago 55
@P4PressStrart its the future its already invented
aidancormack 4 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 3
@P4PressStrart is Google+ actualy any good? i havent tried it yet.
machoadan 4 months ago in playlist Season 3
caboose and doughnut should be on the same team it would be lol
emo4life267 6 months ago
caboose: that was you!? i thought the tooth fairy was mad at me! lol
Cmoney6004 6 months ago
i want a brown nose medal
SuperLru 6 months ago
Tucker:And how u punch people in their sleep!
Caboose:Tht was u?!?!i thought the tooth fairy was made at me :(
SpanishDwightHoward1 6 months ago
@calewood21 Technically Church isn't the leader, Captain Flowers was. After Flowers died, Church became the self proclaimed leader of the blue team, so it's not official.
DrChestBurster 6 months ago