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  • What if someone was about to go in the store and the first thing he sees is a man chasing another man with a samurai sword.

  • Its a robber Nope! chuck testa

  • Thats the fastest 52 year old [lmao]

  • @Thechill12 He had to move so fast or he would lose his honor and cut his finger off

  • Judging on this result maybe every store clerk should have a Katana or any type of sword that can kill some piece of shit criminal.

  • Lol what if while he was gone the store was robbed

  • get your ass back in here bitch!

  • sword? must be an asian, i dont know why i thought that but i did, how sterotypical

  • Success  is measured in blood.Yours or your enemy

  • HA HA!!! That is what you get. People will now stand up to would be thugs and criminals.

  • Made my day

  • I AM GOING ONIMUSHA ON YOUR ASS,BITCH!!!

  • "After Vinson fell in the parking lot, the clerk then began hitting the suspect with the sword to subdue him until deputies arrived." So what, was it a real Katana? Because that shit would suck.

  • I don't think he was asian, or maybe he was. What we should look at is the lesson in the video: "NEVER ROB CLERKS WHO OWN WEAPONS IN THEIR STORES!"

  • @Mage13246

    but...how do u know if the clerk in the store have got any weapon?

    u gonna rob them first....XD

  • @retsyorz How about, don't rob anyone or you might just get killed.

  • LEEEEROOOOY JEEENKIIIINS!!!!

  • thats some dragon ball z shit

  • master bushido brown lmao

  • Welcome to Japan OwO

  • Superb it's so funny when the tables get turned on predators who think they have the upper hand on decent hard working people

  • i was expecting the shop keeper to come back with his head :)

  • thumbs up if you thought he looked like scout running after that dude

  • @tnhl77 no he looked like niko bellic

  • lol

  • Rules for application at the quickie mart: be able to count change, be good with people, and... KNOW HOW TO FIGHT WITH A F***ING SAMURAI SWORD!!!!!!

  • wouldve been wicked if he came back with his head

  • Lol

  • Lolniggers

  • Never mess with asains. o.O

  • LOL!

  • He's lucky he got out before Zed showed up.

  • @NguyenVanThock2185 Zed's dead baby... Zed's dead.

  • That was a young clerk without a doubt because a young clerk would run a robber down right there.

  • You messed with the wrong clerk.

  • i have never seen some one run so fast lolz

  • how to stop kids robbing your shop when there's a riot

  • Good job his a fast runner lol

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  • @nickg887 nope

  • @nickg887 nope

  • Usual monkey shit . . . . .

  • quick show this to rwj

  • does he come back with the head?

  • I love how the robber runs his ass off when he sees the katana

  • @bmorales44 you faggots can just say sword

  • show me the katanaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • i wish they would put cameras outside the shop so we can see him slice shit up

  • whooooa! that was a hattori hanzo

  • " The clerk then pulled out a samurai sword and chased Vinson out of the store." BEST LINE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

  • THERE CAN ONLY BE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOONNNNE!

  • No more old fashion medieval steppes and forests. Samurai of 21st century, runs out of a grocery store.

  • we can do this the easy way or the haOOHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! SHIT!

  • give me the money sh*t sh* sh*t fu*k aaaaaaa

  • 6 people dont have enough money to get they're samurai Swords.

  • lol

  • p33ned

  • @senad54 you spelled pwned wrong ^.^

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • theif meet sword

  • DAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN THAT BYTCH AS ROBBER GOT PWNED!!!!

  • intruder: "uhmm hey, is this walmart?"

    cashier: "NO! this is spartaa!!!!"

    LOL! haha

    can i get a thumbs up now pls?

  • @rrc2k7 ...No

  • He pulled a succesful Leeroy Jenkins.

  • Robber: Bitch gimme yo money! *runs around counter*

    *Clerk Pulls out sword* SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    Robber: WTFHAX!?

  • @FenraAvalon Oofh! Your painstakingly un funny :(

  • @Sveinnsveinn rageragerage

  • @FenraAvalon More of a creeping sadness QQ

  • @Sveinnsveinn Meh, we all have our opinions on whats funny or not

  • @FenraAvalon Yes, but some of those opinions are wrong. If you think a sentence or written piece containing "WTFHAX" is in the slightest funny, you are in DIRE need of a lobotomy.

  • @Sveinnsveinn Well I can't edit it so tough shit

  • This is awesome... i think i need a samurai sword on hand..hahaa

  • lol the robber is like - walks up to strangle man and rob the place -

    - cashier pulls out katana and chases robber -

    - robber is like WTF! ! ! ! !-

    Also send this to RWJ it would make a good video

  • lol thats one bad ass motherfucker right there. give this man a raise.

  • fake

  • Fucking ninja

  • OH SHIT DONT FUCK WITH HIM!

  • HENDO HEIKA BANZAI !!! FTW

    

  • Forget the Bushido, DONT STEAL THOSE TIC TACS!!

  • CHINAMAN AWAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wheres ray William Johnson when you need him?

  • hurry up n buy!

  • i love it when robbers get owned by other people :)

  • Don't ever rob a chinese guy ... just a warning

  • @CHAINSLAYER121 im gonna get flamed for this but i cant help it im a nerdy sarcastic dude and it must be said! and i will be the one to goddamn say it!!!!... samurai swords are japanese dude

  • Just watch Ray William Johnson will do a video on this 1 day Lol

  • lulz, pwnd mofo

  • Did the Robber die?

  • lol

    :)

    

  • lol

    

  • yo lession chai ramro sanga padnu parchha hai sathi haru...hehehe

  • lol leroy jenkins!

  • the clerk was actually a former soul reaper. He still kept his Zanpakuto lately after he quitted. When the robber tried to run away he used getsuga tenshou so thats why the robber got caught

  • LMFAO! Hell yeah! :D

  • Hi I'm from the future, and RayWilliamJohnson sent me.

  • robber-give me ur money

    cashier-no

    robber-give me or else

    cashier-no

    robber-thats it [ wlks over until]

    cashier-ATTACK

    rober crap uve got a sword

  • employee: get out of here motherf****r!!

  • Funny if someone just ran in while he was chasing the other guy and robbed him

  • Posted this on facebook, hopefully that should up the view count :)

  • hahaha

  • They wont expect it!

  • Lol xD Nice. That's the way to do it. Attaaaaacck!

  • i wounder if the robber was the same dude with the big stick in another video

  • The 3 people who disliked this video have been owned by a samurai sword before.

  • Gta mutherfucker

  • How did I come here from watching minecraft vids?? O.O

  • I can image what those people were saying.....

    Guest person? XD: Can I have a twi---- GIMMIE DEH MONEY.

    Sword guy XD: Hell naw homeboy, WEEEEEE! *chases with sword*

    Guest person: *screams like little girl*

  • BANZAI!

  • fake me out samurai champloo

  • Who needs guns...

  • *Got Away Safely...* ?

  • i dont get it theres no sword this is so fake shit

  • haha thats stupid

  • I just bought a samurai sword and I was searching for safety and proper use guides and I found this! Lmfao this is so hilarious. This deserves more views

  • Thats it! Cut his feet off!

  • this is the reason why we use guns to rob stores today

  • hahah so awesome. he was probably like ooohhh fuuuuu

  • I expected that he came back with the decapited head of this guy.

  • lol greatest robbery fail ever, you could actually see the guy's balls shrink and his dick tucking itself between his legs when he saw the sword

  • he was about to unleash the dragon on that mark

  • there should have been a lookout ready to go into the store when the clerk ran out.

  • ...I gotta go get me a samurai sword...Because my cosplay swords aren't sharp enough xD

  • @KagamineLenX3 i got a sharp replica, it's enough to do some damage

  • fuck you dolphin and whalee!!!

  • Man Tis vids awesome I'd do the same thing

  • Bankai

  • @2468ronnie15 this comment is soo classic

  • @2468ronnie15 GETSUGATENSHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That looked so badass

  • Lol he took off like a cheetah! This was in Columbia SC. He was caught across the street in an apartment complex!

  • hahahahahah too funny he got scared haha :)

    

  • did he died?

  • Robber; What's his power level?

    It's over 9000!!

    Robber; Sh*T *runs*

  • EARN PAYPAL MONEY FREE!!!!

    50grandguardiansystem.blogspot

  • That's some funny stuff.

  • everyone should send this to raywilliamjohnson and get it reviewed

  • why does he have a NINJA sword xD

    guy walks in

    employee does his ninja stare

    connects with his inner chuck norris

    then finally tries to woop him xD

  • That nigga was fast!

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! OMMGGGG. i died when i read this and imagind the guy sayin that!!! hahaha

  • @TheFlareFactory lol :D

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 No the theif whats this place huh and then grabs sword this is spartaaa!!!!

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 .....LMFAO  g1

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 "sighs" fucking punks with yo Sparta shit....it's BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!

  • @jokerisnomak yea..... BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA doesnt work as well :d

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 This my friend is..............SPPPPAAAARRRTT­TAAAAAAAAAA!!!!11111one

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 I Fawkin Love Yhur Comment Bruh xD !!

  • @kuba1997100 haha thanks x)

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 HEY!!! you made me laugh so hard that i jgggkgguugygyui hit keys on accident whenever i watch it

  • @MegaGymclass2 ha then dont laugh so hard x) lol check out my channel for more of my retardedness :D

  • @lOVEvIRUS95 could you check out mine too and also megagymclass2's

  • Bitch pulls out a sword and you damn well better run like hell.

  • To cop a phrase from Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a knife. Now... THAT'S a knife."

  • 9000 thumbs up

  • WTF why the hell does this guy have a samurai sword hahahaha

  • that's great!

  • Oh my gosh, that's...that's incredible. This video needs to go viral.

  • @Trackball816

    no it dont. dont need anymore antoine dodson bullshit

  • @Trackball816 Just in case this does go viral....

    Co za asy....

  • fucking genius...

  • Amazing! He got mid evil on his ass!

  • OH ahahahaha xD

  • muahahah

  • im first

  • @fuckfred364 fail

  • hey its nigagiga

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