The Fish Reads Episode #3: The Evil Empire - 101 Ways England Ruined The World (Introduction)

[tutorialreviewbrit]

2:35 actually, you dumb Americunts which decided the colonial empires should be broken up started these wars, why? Well, there would be no killing eachother in the middle east or Pakistan V India or tyrants in Africa or famine, disease and all these other problems as if they had remained colonies, as society developed to the standard it is today these people would have had more rights and be in a MUCH better state than they are now.

[jazzyw1997]

God save the Queen

It's all true but we do so in stile and bribe historians so instead of 'massacring thousands of tribesmen and forcing are religion onto them' it's we saved there souls from demonic worship but had to defend ourselves from the attacking savages.'

Now its like father like son in Iraq with America massacring civilians, defenceless innocent civilians.

They grow up so fast *wipes eye with a silk cloth made by slaves*

[Adventrenoobs]

this is the book that made the movie v for vendetta

[Adventrenoobs]

fucking ownd :P

[Neroganos]

lol look how defensive they get, but oh lets just forget about the opium wars in china and india, forcing thousands to disband thier beliefs to wallow n mud because the empire wanted it, or Heysel in 1985, i could go on but thts y googles here

[Darnbath]

F_ck you man f_ck you

I'm not even gonna watch you son of a bitch

If you want viewers don't insult one of the most important countries in the world

Oh yea!

I'm British motherf_cker

[RandomCakeyNathan]

Sorry bout my previous comment, just saw the tags. Title just ruffled me a bit.

[RandomCakeyNathan]

Hmm, let's take a look at what this video is call- wait, wtf! The f**k u got wrong with England? I'm so bally kerbobbled that I can't even be bothered to watch this insulting video, you ragamuffin!

P.s I'm british

[PlanetaryPenguin321]

I love this story.

[BasilFawlty4444]

What a historically inept twat Grasse is.

He is an insult to the name of historians, basing his argument upon flawed logic and with a premeditated conclusion rather than a carefully structured and developed argument.

Grasse makes no attempt to acknowledge the good that Britain did for the world in it's time of superpowerdom, and attempts from the start to portray the US as some sort of saviour attempting to put right the problems Britain left behind.

This book is not to be taken seriously.

[cooperthewolf]

I say Former Colonists, what's all this Ruddy damned nonsense of or dear queen being a cannibalistic druid wot wot?

All the killing and destroying culture though is spot on however and i relish in this.

Other Great nations had a stab at Imperialism, including or dear subjects in the Americas.

But we are better at it.

The trick is old bean, we can rape, pillage, exploit and betray....but we do it with some style and sophistication.

God save the queen the (loyal) Colonies and saint George.

[demolish238]

this book is the biggist troll ive ever heard of i wonder what the dick who wrote this book was thinking when he wrote it lol

but i must admite i do insult americans in my daily life sorry just who i am

[LordHossface]

I'm English I'm a dick get over it and our reputation hasn't gone down in flames because we are amasing

[fuckjustinbiber]

we make fun of you no

[TheJediJeep]

What's so wrong with the English? They gave America good Western Civilization. For that we should be grateful

[01ccoulson]

We gave America life and they disrespect the British

[01ccoulson]

M8 you have no balls come to me face to face I'm British stop arguing and hiding behing your computer

[Atvishees]

Grasse is an idiot, an agitator and an apologist, seeking to find a new universal scapegoat for the entire world's problems.

For Hitler, it were the 'Jews' and the 'Communists'.

For Stalin, it were the 'Kulaks' and 'Imperialists'.

And for Grasse, it is the English.

I know, I just broke Godwin's Law, but by God, it was worth it.

[romanlegions]

"Cannibalistic Druids" I actually think that's pretty awesome...granted I'm a sociopath to a slight degree. *Goes to burn down an orphanage and cackles*

[thearcticfox101]

sir where are the ponies i think i should go and hope i dont intrude but i need my daily viewings of ponies or will go mad in this seamless world of the interwebs

good day to you sir

[allthelovelyrabbits]

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN PONIES!??!

[staceylover77]

WHAT A WANKER!

[Drakthion]

You guys are my new heroes definitely subbing keep up the good work

[periisgay]

Mmmm i eat fish and chips for tea. Delish

[MrLolstfunoob]

btw, Y THERE NO PONIES? *does not now how to do teh face* damn it......

[BlacklistedFish]

@MrLolstfunoob

Ah, my son. This channel is not solely for the proliferation of videos about Equine Master Race.

Rest assured, that ponies will return.

If you can't wait, here's a video with a pony in it: /watch?v=tfil023-ft8

[lynx1138]

@BlacklistedFish All but the master race shall be EXTERMINATED

CELESTIA UBER ALLIES

[BlacklistedFish]

@lynx1138

Über Alles, not Uber Allies.

Verdammt Yankee...

[MrLolstfunoob]

AMERICA. FUCK YEAH

COMIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY, YEAH!

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH!

terrorists your game is through, CUZ NOW YOU HAVE TO Answer TO

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!

[hiimgod801]

And then we all learned to get along..

Oh wait, nevermind, we continued being assholes to eachother. Nevermind.

[LunarSea1986]

England was responsible for the Irish famine, the atrocities committed by the Black and tans during the Irish War of Independence, Racism, the Scramble for Africa, the Iraq War, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, global warming, world poverty, the Great Plague, Islamofascism, the 19th century Opium Wars against China, the First World War and the Vietnam War.

They also killed my mother and raped my father.

Favorite phrase: "Imperial shit." I believe I heard you taking one at the end as well.

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

That's not me taking a shit.

It's me having the shit squeezed outta me by David Cameron's hoods.

...

The Amazon reader reviews for this book are hilarious. People actually take this thing seriously?

Successful troll is successful.

[RussellLawliet]

@LunarSea1986 I shouldn't be taking this so seriously, but you were a lot more racist than us, you drive fucking pick-ups and tankers, I don't understand the poverty part at all, the Plauge started in India, WWI was started when a Austrian was assassinated by a Serb, and you started the Vietnam War. Why am I being so serious?! Ugh.

[LunarSea1986]

@RussellLawliet

You are correct sir. I, as an individual, am single-handedly responsible for all those atrocities you have listed. But I'll let you in on a little secret.

(grabs hold of you, pulling you close in a tight embrace) (leans in towards your ear) (speaking barely above a whisper)

I copy and pasted that dribble from a description of the book on Wikipedia.

...also I love you.

[RussellLawliet]

@LunarSea1986 D'aaaaaaw. Fancy a cup of tea and some fish and chips, guv?

[BlacklistedFish]

@RussellLawliet

Shut up and keep worshiping your clock god, you bloody Angle.

[RussellLawliet]

@BlacklistedFish I worship no-one, only whoever the hell invented tea.

[Atvishees]

@RussellLawliet Wise words.

[LunarSea1986]

@RussellLawliet

Stereotypes! How delightful!

Yes, I'll be glad to join you, after I've finished firing my gun, eating my Big Mac, tuning up my gas guzzler and flaunting my white male privileges in the general direction of women and minorities.

[BlacklistedFish]

@LunarSea1986

Don't forget filing ridiculous lawsuits against everyone who looks at you.

[RussellLawliet]

@LunarSea1986 Yay, we can play chess, ride horses, play rugby and fuck innocent animals together!

[BlacklistedFish]

@RussellLawliet

I wasn't aware that bestiality was a common British stereotype. Sexual deviancy, maybe, but screwing bunny rabbits?

Also, I play chess. If you want to stereotype anyone for that it'd have to be Eastern Europeans.

[RussellLawliet]

@BlacklistedFish I eat McDonalds, and I own a rifle. And I play football. And rugby. And not American football.

[kimarous]

Oh, those wacky Americans. What will they come up with next?

[RussellLawliet]

@kimarous Ah, indeed.