The Best Jokes ever

[Meltedtundra]

That was....really bad

[kimkim77881]

i love ur vids dex. make more!

[KidDerp]

Yay, it's Junes!!

[pacoman360show]

@KidDerp Hi

[DeFuzzaHD]

I got one " why does beyonce sing to the left to the left because black people have no rights" :)

[kimtolentino10]

Hey, have you ever heard of the guy who's LEFT BODY has cutten off? it's okay he's ALL RIGHT!

[V3racRS]

why did the chicken cross the park

to get to the other SLIDE

[whosaiducaneatmario]

watch his most recent vids and watch vids as old as this. HE'S LOSING HIS ACCENT NOOOOOOOOOO

[stellabella841]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Your Mom!

[satinsguard]

0:40 The Holocaust

[jengiva134]

What do you call a black donkey. Black jack!

[MistaaTwistaa]

Lol fail

[310aolman]

fkn white people jokes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[hazza1110]

Funny as XD

[SuperSATICFACTION]

Is he on crack or something

[HitBoyed]

XDDDDD!! Because he was a DUMB FUCK!

[chocoholic466]

funniest jokes i have EVER heard man lmfao rotfl lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDX­DXDXD

[cheesepuff824]

I used to not have arms. Then I took an arrow to the knee

[darkethan34]

LOL

[PalidonofGuns]

Persona 4 music.... my day is complete

[scar5191]

Why don't Mexicans ever play UNO?

They always steal the green card...

[Dafanmon2500]

Those were TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[chocoholic466]

@Dafanmon2500 I know why u don't like those!!! because ur a DUMB FUCK!!!!!

[MultiTino83]

what do you call a black priest

HOLY SHIT

[ExileSystem]

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left , to the left"?

Because women have no rights...

[HuntForWaffles]

A kid was jacking off in his room.

His dad came in and said "Son If you keep masturbating, you will go blind."

And his son said

"Dad, I'm over here."

[bunya333]

@HuntForWaffles haha nice one :DDD

[TheChriscool100]

lllllllooooooolllll

[911joemama911]

stupid ass retarded inglish people can i get a crupet to wipe my ass with it and shove it up there moms ass

[SubliminalRift]

@911joemama911 I wouldn't be judging people if I couldn't spell "English" right...

[Shaunashaz]

My mum says that those jokes are just sick

[Destruktorz]

I just subbed because of this

[MissyIsabel967]

Nice one, At least they aren't lame..=)

[Warninjax1]

LMAO!!!



[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[brawlmaster234]

i like when Dex made these funny ocassional videos for me to laugh at. Now its about Sanity updates and random scenes from the show.

[artsartsart]

at first i thought it was deep

[LarsUzumaki]

Lmao music stops at DUMB FUCK...

[PsychoSilverAkita]

Press 6 for DUMB FUCK!!!!

[2000shadowclaw]

0_o

[superphong1]

make original jokes

these are mostly from the anti joke chicken

[miltonbdm0]

@superphong1 who cares...only someone like you would point something like that out. calm down

[YTChernovx]

Ah, I remember when this uploaded and I laughed for hours.

Good times.

Good times.

[mattf1sh97]

@SirFaustenrickThe7th whut?

[MrOmgwtfWaffles]

A man hit a woman with his car.

Who's fault was it?

The man, he shouldn't of been driving in the kitchen.

[chrisrocket362]

@MrOmgwtfWaffles isnt it the other way around :P thats wat i herd in the comments

[hamse92]

@MrOmgwtfWaffles what the fuck is wrong with u bitch

[ixonixas]

@SirFaustenrickThe7th and thats why its funny

[elscotto73]

Why did God put yeast infections put on this Earth?

So women also know what it feels like to live with an irritating cunt.

[robsterbot2006]

@elscotto73 LMAO!

[jm42fun]

I HAVE ONE!

Why did the monkey fall outta the tree?

BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD

[sgtguy1]

yoish

[maplestorywonder]

.............EVERYDAYS GREAT AT YOUR JUNES

[Impervious2Pain]

them or not even jokes

[ganonslayer01]

This is why everyday's great at Junes...

[JordanJ1263]

Awesome face

[Questionrap1]

funny shit



[Matthewroxtheparty]

here is a joke! if someone shouts for you and you say "two secs" imagine if you said that without the "T" you would actually say "ooh sex!"

i made that up! XD

[robsterbot2006]

@Matthewroxtheparty i'm sorry, that was poor lol

[Matthewroxtheparty]

@robsterbot2006 some of my jokes make ppl in tears with laughter! lol i have came up with better :P

[Matthewroxtheparty]

your mom disliked this!

[theturd100]

I don't understand the hype around Carlsberg.

I found a can on a wall, and it tasted like piss.

[Adamha100]

@theturd100 lulz

[theturd100]

I've been married to my wife ten years today.

Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.

I don't know how she does it.

[theturd100]

What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.

[TheIshmael98]

crap

[Alzerak]

Joke 1: hehe...he yeah yeah pretty good

Joke 2: *snicker snicker* Ha!!! I like that one

Joke 3: HAHAHAHAHA

Joke 4: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

joke 5: *roll over floor laughing my guts out*

joke 6: *By now I'm dead from laughing*

[DJLFCH1]

How did the old woman with no arms or legs get to middle of the road in the first place.?

[MattAlexWatson]

@DJLFCH1

Rolling, of course.

And then she was tired.

It makes total sense.

[DJLFCH1]

@MattAlexWatson How did she roll if the road was flat o.O

[MattAlexWatson]

@DJLFCH1

You know, by, like, rolling. You konw how to just roll across a flat surface don't you? I bet it'd be even easier without arms and legs. Total sense. Made.

[freshpbluessoul]

i wouldnt call them jokes

[MrDannythedick]

@freshpbluessoul yeah..bu it's funny cuz he knows they are stupid ..

[freshpbluessoul]

@MrDannythedick that dont make them funny

[MrDannythedick]

@freshpbluessoul true true...but ...ahh whatever it's just not ur sense of humor ..but i think this video isn't about jokes..

[reyshakquit]

Is better than saying PEANUT BUTTER loololoolol IS NOT THAT FUNNY

[ThePedrofile]

"why did the chicken cross the road?? Your mom"

fucking classic

[2010saboor]

@TheG3ORG1NA

u little bichy child

[globalpoop]

@TheHappytom123 I bet what he really wanted was a dictionary too... you dumb fuck

[LOPEX000]

Why did 350 people press the dislike button?

Because they're DUMB FUCKS!

[HackerMaster321]

@LOPEX000 Now its 370 DUMBFUCKS! lol

[mrphillycs]

why did the chicken cross the road: your mom :D i couldnt stop laughing

[supermariosunshine69]

Sounds like dex has a very......interesting vocabulary

I hope for his sake these arent based off personal experience

[ThisGuy4357]

knock knock

whos there

richi

richi who

my parents kicked me out i have no where to go

knock knock

whos there

come one please i know your in there.

[1WarriorCatLuver1]

you should of done

YO MAMA SO FAT

she ate a donut

[ganonslayer01]

Nice use of Persona 4.

[burninrubber440]

Why famous people can hate their careers (2 examples):

1:

-Hey Eminem, you like vagina right?

-Jeah, but I ain't got time fo' that...

2:

-Hey Justin Bieber, go suck some dick!

-Meh i havz teh gay concert w8ing for me D:

[SergeySasuke]

This is NOT Dex

This is Sasuke Uchiha

[shnushnu36]

why does dex have sasuke hair????.....

[TheNidface]

Sometimes all it takes to make a good joke is the presentation.

[fergal009]

Because he's a DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!

[virus6hh]

Becuz he is a dumb fuck!!!!

[brojleerao10]

maachikne!!



[einjix]

ever wanted to know the name of that song

[Zeredek]

"being raped" lol

[XxBullyUxX]

Pendejo

[nubesoare]

@XxBullyUxX porque?

[Zeredek]

@XxBullyUxX

Tu cara es pendejo.

[vikocho123]

"your mom...."

me:WIN !

[Isiacvaondoodlefo]

338 people are DUMB FUCKS!

[anticliche321]

being raped... that was unexpected.. I should have seen that coming

[pitlover182]

lol thats funny and idk why

[SuperPredatorGamers]

336 people have no arms or legs

[MrAsono]

xD Did deonte acually meet/talk to you cause I dont know if hes lieing.

But other than that this was totally funny bro. xD

[mgabasstyxxd]

why anyone have legs or arms???

[SynesterLigHT]

You can see the Nazi symbol in the spinning face in the beginning......

[danjoelabrenica]

your hair is like sasuke!!

[andraszodon]

That's not even proper grammar.

[TheArcadianFlame]

@andraszodon that's the point

[andraszodon]

@TheArcadianFlame I think that was a reply to someone. I don't even remember.

[alexr1769]

whats the diffrence between rape and football??

your mum dosent like football......

[Spikeball1313]

why did the girl drop her lollypop ? because she got hit by a bus :) ya she got hit by a bus

[ReyColons619]

@Cab0ose95 What do you mean?Everything is right in that sentence

[ReyColons619]

I THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!The ''your mom'' part had me laughing like crazy xD

[bernotas27]

LOL why did the chicken cross the road .... your mom XD

[wateverwill]

holy crap, i did not know u made this. I saw this years ago.... just randomly. and now i am re-united...

[iPowerPal]

pretty dumb...

[ZeroxShadowscape]

HEY! JUNES IS PRETTY COOL!

Children: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[TristanMachuwano1998]

why did the chicken cross the road...your mom xD

[matrixcomix]

@kadesgb

Wrong

[BobFang3]

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because they go RRRRRRRRUN nigganigganigga

[Cradley51]

Lolz

[LUMfulmetal]

why are there still hard feelings between americans and the british/english/whatever? just cause we beat you a few years ago and stole "your" new land (thanks frenchies) doesnt mean we cant get along :(

[CruLePreDaToR]

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this

[laser8971]

i laugh so much because you made a dick of your self 

[68love2dance]

those are bad jokes.....  but somhow there are hilarious!!!!!

[kadesgb]

gay accent

[SkyGuyXD]

@kadesgb It's called english accent. You american Prick :)

[aggrokid100]

hahahaha

[TheCircusfreak777]

I don't care what the describtion said, this was just stupid.

[cheekyroberto]

Genius,

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

[Lizzie3828]

idiotic funny jokes lol AWESOME!

[Guessmylevel]

My favourite part is 0:00 to 0:04 xD

CAN'T STOP ROFLING! ROFLROFLROFL

[SuperVa1]

FUck you, Dexter (=

[strawberrygirl791]

omg i sit in class and yell these jokes out :) they are seriously the best ever !

<3

[EvilEternalDamnation]

shit stupid...i was in a good mood and this shit just killed it...

[JJacques121]

haha man ur mom created them jokes i i jokin good vid man

[rylancedg]

hahahaha i think i just shited my self from laughing :D

[OMGitsDSypl]

you should make a sequal

[WeAreTheMiniMen]

My Brain just had an orgasm....

[SuperCanadianKid]

Its funny cause you got raped by the worm!

[WrestlinMad100]

why did the chiken cross the road? ur mom. lool pmsl

[10Rob11]

the first joke was the best

[Shadowchaofan]

What will Dex do now because the video needs 2 end and he's ran out of jokes?!?.....DODODODODODODODO! XD

[lee123chill]

its funny man becaose its dumb lol XD lmao

[Panrosa5]

Fucking brilliant dex! just as funny as the Foreskin mask from SNI!

[TimAndCoLtd]

313 people have no arms or legs

[DaviidHoo]

Lame!!!

[azulkatie]

LYKE OH MUY GUWASH 

[marrya01]

Stupid american jokes

[royr1994]

lamest shit evar!!

[BFMVdannyBFMV]

best jokes ive ever heared

[TheAndroid732]

dex should be a comedian...

[Deryxl]

This is fucking genius. :D

You sir are amazing, and the fuckheads in Youtube need to learn that.

:D Cant wait to see more from you

[TimAndCoLtd]

that was friggen hilarious

[jkunited97]

Heres a joke:

I was in scotland and saw a wanted sign saying call this number if you have seen this man.... i called up.... and said...

no.. lol

[jackphillips007]

oh sounds like the fellow brit from sanity not included :D

[nineXloneXtails]

i dont undersand y but british accents make jokes funny

[Flasha232]

Where is the dododododo coming from again?

[AznLonelyBoi]

@Flasha232 from here /watch?v=HYxaizbYKvk

[K1NGofCRAZY]

Lololol ROFlMAO amazing

[TheBeebub]

really funny but the jokes dont make sence

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

this is fucking ingenious

[damonk3]

Okay that is so stupid but at the same time funny as shit my favourite one was why did the chicken cross the road your mom LMFAO that was funny

Shit

Man!!!!! 5stars

[SteliosStaR]

An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa: Consul: Your name please? Arab: Abu Zina. Consul: Sex? Arab: Every day. Consul: Er, i mean, male or female? Arab: Dont matter, sometimes even Camel. Consul: Holy cow!! Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too. Consul: Isn't that hostile? Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style..! Consul: Oh dear! Arab: No deer!! Asshole too tight and run too fast...!!

[leepeeleehammel]

wow

[crazyncs24]

when you said your mom I nearly shat myself for some reason

[harrisonclewes]

YOu're awesoem!

[EXHellfire]

Dude I'm such a retard, I cracked up with every each single one of those D:

[Mynameismeganx4]

make another! this was hiiillarous!