Project: Rant - Project: Rant - RANT 014: Passion For Animals

[grr194302727385]

The beeping.... it annoys the shit out of me. Could ya just TRY playing the cusswords for once? It's funnier, and it doesn't give people headaches >.<

[Razasaurus]

I like his mustache.

[Jefgg]

I love dating profiles that begin with a woman's love of travel. These stupid bimbos can go to the Thousand Islands and spend a week on each one. Travel is a huge step in a relationship. I need to see someone for a long time before even considering making travel plans.

[C59Soldier]

It's Earl Hickey in 20 years time...

[kjjrys]

I got offended because on my dating profile, i am... cuddling with my rotty, at least it isn't a piece of s%@* foofoo dog like a fuggin yorkie.

[kjjrys]

i love him and his hilarious voice complain about animal lover

[SpikedWaters]

Love the moustache.

[jublywubly]

Half-decent rant. A pitty about this guy's extreme over-acting, though.

[ProjectRANT]

@jublywubly The 'over-acting' was our fault. We like the exaggeration. Thanks for taking the time to comment!

[RagingPygmy]

@ProjectRANT

The exaggeration is most of what I love about this video. ^^

[ken6x]

@ProjectRANT thats the fun in watching it :)

[godsofwars]

really i just wanna take a sock full of quarters and beat the teeth outa this guy

[funnyhomeboy1]

I've seen all of your videos, and I still keep coming back to this one. The actor was top notch, the rant was understandable and fleshed out it's argument, and the actor was very greatly cast. I mentioned the actor again didn't I? You should try to get him on another RANT vid sometime. He nailed this one, and even though I've seen it more than a few times, I still laugh.

Probably the best RANT vid yet...if not ever.

[ProjectRANT]

@funnyhomeboy1 One of our favorites as well. Doug is just an incredible actor. He's a pretty busy guy, so he's hard to book, but we will try to get him again!

[DJINDJIPLQKTOR]

love the voice

[yoda1515159]

my passion is snowboarding :D

[redraven117]

fucku you and your fucking yourke he sounds like a parrot

[Feilanna]

Do you pay these actors or are they doing this for free?

[EastofForever]

Is this not a deleted scene from "the 40 year old virgin?" if not, it should be from the true documentary of the same name...

[PetenErin]

Really funny!

[SPARTAN3056]

i thought it was mario at first :)

[TheSletrab]

best... actor... ever! (on a rant video) sooooooooooo funny!

[Naddycat]

Awes! I like the insanity in his voice when he says "F$%# you, and f@!$ your f%&#@! yourkie!" lmao

[Dezi028383]

"...then one of your photos better be a shot of you spray painting some bitch in a FUR!" LOL!!!

[slonamu]

Too bad you tube does not let me click more then ones on the like buton. This one was a great!

[Atlanta23410]

his voice is perfect

[SlayerZaraki]

Mario is pissed.

[Deppaddicted]

10 people are passionate about animals

[GamingIsTheBest]

one of the very few videos that really satisfy your need for entertainment, a classic approach but with an insane twist done by talent.

(yes, talented with insanity... i said it)

[GamingIsTheBest]

one of the very few videos that really satisfy your need for entertainment, a classic approach but with an insane twist done by talent.

[bluexqueen]

This guy's accent is a hybrid of mario and bill cosbey

[anqeiicdemise]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!! He sounds like Wario and Mario's love child that was raised in New York. OMG. 

[TheArmy19D]

fake and gay

[MotorCityKitty79]

The accent and the hair. I was laughing SOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN HARD!

[Crosbysman89]

Wow, this guy makes me laugh so hard, he really compassionate and I wanna put a rant about convenience store customers and him to do it! I think he'd get my point across!

[InSaNeKiLlErBuNnY]

He's squeaky. I like him. :-)

[sweetbookworm87]

^_^...lol

[Windows7UIRocks]

This guy kicks ass

[validranger11]

I want this man to adopt me...

[yasharox]

This is the best actor on the whole Project! Where is he?!!! I haven't seen him again.

[mysterybananatree123]

haha nice ending

[avenueyay]

hahhhahahah "Holy. Fucking. Shit!" hahahahh so funny

[Backwardskey]

Lol, I love when he goes "RRREAALLLYY?!!?!"

[ArionaMew]

This dude sounds like Mort from Family Guy. Same fella, by any chance?

[affectivity]

@liljohn: OMG, I knew he reminded me of a famous comedian. Rip Taylor, of course! I think this is my favorite rant!

[affectivity]

this one makes me cry every time I watch it. :-D

[666slink]

Phenomenal rant!!!!

[ncfwhitetigress]

i totally agree with the things he said about passions

[MistyPony1994]

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiishun! I love this guy. I think this is my favorite rant.

[liljohnnotbigjohn]

I keep expecting him to grab a bucket and start tossing confetti. :D Nice Rip Taylor homage.

[liljohnnotbigjohn]

I keep expecting him to grab a bucket and start tossing confetti. :D

[D119heavy]

This is another classic and tremendous Rant, in my top 5 for sure.

Hahaha love it

[yasharox]

Fuck you and fuck our fucking yorkie! Epic!

[sungyultaylor]

HAHAHA, this guy is so frickin' awesome!! Another great rant.

[BlackDragonOfEgypt]

I love this guy's voice!!!!

[jhawg69]

@ProjectRANT I can't stop watching this video. Everytime I get into my ProjectRANT mode I check out your newest video, then watch some other attached videos. And no matter what path I go in this maze called ProjectRANT I always end up back here to this video. That's it, I already favorited this video. However, now you are moving up to #3 on my favorite list (only because number 1 and 2 are taken by good friends of mine). I've wanted to say this for a while. DOUGIE FRESH! Ok that felt good

[bigfatdogbone]

this guy would do a great Dom DeLuise impression, he should make a video ripping on Burt Reynolds. that fucker always stole his spot light. =)

[aisforadrianna]

He says the fuck word about 15 times in this whole video. :D

[sammich1109]

Okay, so not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache. This man, looks like a pedo.

[Backwardskey]

And f**k ya f***in yawkee! >:O!!!!

[CalicoZurgan]

Epic moustache is epic.

[jhawg69]

@ProjectRANT This guy is by far my favorite actor you have. You have many good actors on your shows, but Doug I think takes the cake (and probably eats it too :D). Kidding aside, he is freakin' awesome. When will his next video post be? Thanks for making all these funny videos.

[ProjectRANT]

@jhawg69 We haven't had another change to work with Doug again. We'll definitely try. We agree, he's a fantastic actor.

[gmmclovin]

REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYY?!>??

!l>er

!"mkfnf;KBVAWBGAH;WB F

[yoNumero1lilMija]

he has a lotta buttons on his shirt ...but i love tha video

[sadisticplaymate69]

lol wtf was that guys problem

[Ladybell67]

shnow-za :D

[bluerobes]

is it just me...or does this guy look kind of like Dom Deluise in this bit? maybe a little Rip Taylor thrown in for good measure lol.

[RAWRRRRRRRable]

You guys are my heros ....

I LOVE YOU :D <3

[Killmesomepenguins]

"F*ck you! And f*ck your f*ckin' Yorkie!"

Favorite line, it's a killer.

[TightLeather1]

I would love to meet him! hahah that mustache

[joeliya73]

is that the voice of timone from the lion king?

[LyingLines]

@joeliya73 Sounds like it, don't it? :I

[toobnube]

His shirt has far too many buttons.

He's got a great point.

[NaraGal]

I love his voice. SO much.

[Rantincorporated]

AND F*CK YOUR F*CKING YORKEE

[jbetenbender]

Is that a Boston er NY accent, nope...I think this guy has his very own unique accent that he made up.

[toobnube]

@jbetenbender Sounds like a mixtuh buhtween Bahstan an da Brahnks.

[jbetenbender]

@toobnube yeah thx

[100tonlifter]

Mass Psychosis lol.  This guy is awesome

[isaacwinterstaff]

This one makes me laugh every time.

[samz10100]

his voice is so fucking annoying...

[12gifts1]

OK IAM A CASSANOVA AND LIKE WOMAN WHO LOVE THEIR DOGS AND WHEN EVERYONE READING THIS GROWS UP I WILL TELL YOU WHY,BECAUSE THESE WOMAN TEND TO BE MORE INDEPENDENT OF MEN .

[sianna7myheartisdyin]

xD

Doctor-fucking-dolittle.

[ArbyWanKenobi]

SUM BITCH IN A FAAAH!

[MewNyaMeow]

"THEY GNAW AT YOUR INSIDES UNTIL Y-YOU, TRAVEL TO SOME GODFORSAKEN MOUNTAIN, OR SOME, SOME, SLUM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE F*CKIN EARTH!!"

XD HE IS AMAZING =DD

[LegendaryReligion]

Bahahah I love this guy. Best. Actor. Ever.

[jhawg69]

Brilliant performance. Doug really has a gift in this acting business. His high pitches and facial expressions are priceless. "Fuck you and fuck your fucking Yorkie!" Classic! :)

[trueblue274]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cjc813]

Good casting, entertaining acting. Well done.

[pillianspyro]

He was definitly passionate about this rant haha.

[KRW33]

Thumbs up for this guy's voice/accent!

[misssarahjean91]

EXTROODINARY

[treefittyforall]

Hilarious... Best part was.. "So, you're passionate about animals, huh? Then one of your photos better be a shot of you spray paintin' some bitch in a fur!" I laughed out loud, the accent is over the top. You guys should rant internet trolls!

[cheese8671]

he is too old to look on dating aites

[ShuyuKoukin]

@cheese8671 old people need love too.

[MephistophelesMyLord]

Do you have to do several takes because the actors start laughing in the middle of a line? I couldn't keep a straight face,that's for sure.

[BladeofSorrow7]

lol - the voice put it over the top - awesomeness

[Jefgg]

I hate dating profiles when the first thing a woman mentions is her love of travel. That's nice. I need to date a woman for a LONG time before taking her on vacation. All these travel lovers should go the the Thousand Islands and spend a week on each one. There is nothing wrong with liking travel. It just shouldn't be the first thing mentioned on a dating profile or when you meet someone in person. 

[aaronanger3000]

love this one mostly because the actor made me laugh my ass off

[widgtho]

Okay, this guy is awesome!

[stingstungme]

This voice is annoying. The inflection in his voice is godawful! Sounds like a little boy going through the change. Can't stand his voice cracking.

Too bad though because this video could have been funny.

[smeerios]

I need to go live wherever the fuck he learned to talk

[loveablegurl]

my goodness

i love this video!!

its one of my favorites out of all your guys videos

i seriously almost peed

[eatdaniewhilesheshot]

Doug Taylor is the f****** BEST. 

[smartass121]

@eatdaniewhilesheshot

I agree... except for the chick in the one on breastfeeding. That was awesome, too.

[PonyBoylvr1]

omfg yes! hahahahha

[dkangell09]

REALLYY!!! i love how he said that. haha

[JaySoKnown]

LMFAOOOooo!!!!!!!! Oh shit, that was hilarious. 0:49 leading on to 0:56

[texdig]

Danny DeVito on the next octave !

[texdig]

LMAO 1:05 ... r.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.l.y ? ? ?

[AcidHead27]

so many people are like this on the internet, girls even guys wanting to "educate" people about animal abuse when they themselves can't even fucking produce an understandable and feasible sentence. It takes paragraphs and paragraphs to get something across their minds and it's so fucking TIRING! And it's always them who pester you first and it takes fucking ages to get them to leave you alone. Really relate to this video, great actor too :D

[CaptainPommby]

Omfg! I'm in luv!

[DrShakesBALLIN]

Alright alright.. this is too much cussing.

[superturbodiesel]

@DrShakesBALLIN : Aww fuck you, you fuckin' fuck! Bwahahahahahaaaaa!

[DrShakesBALLIN]

@superturbodiesel

Hahahah yeah. I love cussing, but sometimes it a little too much ;o

Still funny though!

[PrettyDamnedBored]

I love this actor.

[TheJoannieBean]

I lol'd. Hard. omg...

[kumapaws376]

I love his accent !!

[ProjectRANT]

@kumapaws376 That was all the actor's choice! We still laugh our asses off when we watch this one!

[AcidHead27]

@ProjectRANT I mean what kind of accent is this? It's fucking hilarious and it's so unique xD

[ProjectRANT]

@AcidHead27 It's a hardcore Boston Mass. accent. There are people who sound like this. Thanks for watching!

[tenofivelips]

@ProjectRANT Absolutely. I live 23 miles south of Boston. He's got it pegged. :)

[EsmisCloset]

I really really like this guy

[ProjectRANT]

@EsmisCloset Doug is the man with a 1000 faces. He really is one of the most talented actors in Austin we've worked with. Check out his other episodes (Depositors At The ATM & My Beer Stolen) If it weren't for the mustache, you might not know it's the same guy!

[MrLazerface123]

@ProjectRANT do you mean Austin Texas!!!!!!???

[ProjectRANT]

@MrLazerface123 Hook'em!

[MrLazerface123]

@ProjectRANT :D im from katy texas! only a couple hrs away holy crap!!!

[Deornight]

Awesome! Great acting. Has to be one of my favourite ones.

[Undkor]

God, fucking love this guy!

[TKainZero]

False outrage does not do it for me...

[angryredhead22]

fuck ur fucking yorkie!!! lol

[ranulia123]

This is hilarious.

I love this guy xD

[dreamlikedigital]

Man super mario is pissed.

[crazycocopuffs112]

who would wanna date you?

[Trashcanman1911]

Holy shit! Look at all those goddamn buttons. I'm impressed.

[sheepskin47]

I agree with this guy, A LOT.

[Jake66333]

he would make a great Colonel Mustard. lmao.

[coralaisly]

I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why he would be single.... :/

[GilmoZo]

"...SPRAY PAINTING A BITCH IN A FUR!" L-O-L!

[Themagicalshammy2]

O.O

[JoGoJedi]

Looks like Rip taylor had a baby after all.

[ProjectRANT]

@JoGoJedi :)

[docrw]

@JoGoJedi LOL now that's funny!

[DudeWithaPage]

his voice cracked.. when they said puberty happened at different times for different people i didnt know they were this serious...

[xxxlondynxxx]

this guys voice is great tehe ooooh man :)

[Fluffymiyster]

Funny he screamed about the Yorkie because the moment he did, his mustache reminded me of one, xD

[ochahane]

"And F*** your F****** Yorkie!" LOLLL

[kakkorot13]

anyone else think this guy sounds like a new york parrot?

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

Maaaaaario

[GoddessOfTheVirtues]

He's kind of like "Nathan Lane meets the "Not no way, not no how" guy from the Wizard of Oz."

Strangely enough, I liked it! ^_^

[tracenm]

I like the way he says "REALLY?!?"

LOL i think the voice adds to the amusement

[dannyroks66]

i have a yorkie-poo and she is sooo cute. i like animals. they are cute. i have 7,000,000 animals and i feed them all so they get fat. i love animals. yay. i looove animals. look at my picture of me snuggling with my yorkie!

[TheLilzbaby]

Um....no. This guy should not have done this. I'm sorry.

[HWRogue]

great stuff. my favorite from this guy. RAGE MOAR PLZ!.

[UserUnfriendly21]

AMEN

[unholyimage]

The voice is the point.

[XSt0n3rX]

OMG A WILD WARIO APPEARED

[PrimusRaxus]

@XSt0n3rX lol'd

[bull11234]

@XSt0n3rX HE NEEDS HIS GOLD!

[weballin32]

@XSt0n3rX hahah omfg that shits funny

[wafflehouse777]

@XSt0n3rX well done

[drow5001]

he hits some reallllly high notes with his "a's"

[BrothaLynchHungHD]

rated TV-14 NICE lol

[SALTEDHAMSUPERSHOW]

haha swearing is funny

[JadedFire23]

He reminds me of Jim Croce.

[lauraneato]

the guy does have a point about passion. that is very true.

[Darky12351]

dont have a Yorkie =D i got a cat though.....wanna see em?

Eff you, Yorkies are the best. :)

To ladies passionate for animals,

"Love me, Love my DOG. (Or other animal)"

This rant bothered me.