Probabilities For God

[dom198013]

As for the views on this video... shows where the minority lies...

[dom198013]

One last thing... Jesus Christ claimed to be God. Does that make Him a liar? 330 BC, Aristotle claimed that the earth was round.. was he wrong? Look it up. Find proof to your claims. And God bless... I know, atheists hate it when I do that, but it's what I believe in, and I'm wishing you a blessing, not a curse. Take it or leave it.

[stepchangeable]

@dom198013 Religious people like you are no different from racists. You don't care about facts or truth, you only follow your gut. Your ignorant, retarded gut.

[dom198013]

@stepchangeable That's funny. Any well informed, intelligent person knows that the Bible is jam packed with facts and absolute truths... I'm sorry if you find me ignorant, and the only way I'm retarded is in this message... but thanks for your 'intelligent' comment...lol. God bless you too.

[dom198013]

Don't use words like Hell, or God if you don't believe in it... please. You make yourself look quite... well, to say it plainly. Hypocritical. I find it quite probable that you aren't open to probabilities. Just stick to what you know and until you know more, THEN judge, fool.

[ErnestoTheTrippyOne]

I'm a closet atheist too, and as much as I think Christianity is a tad bit unrealistic (which is what I'm assuming you're aiming this at), I still think this is a little ignorant. Saying somebody's religion is IMPOSSIBLE is just as ignorant as saying it's impossible for him not to exist. I hear ignorant stuff like that and I don't think we should stoop to their level.

Even so, this video musta been sooo freakin fun to make.

[D34dH053]

Great vid!

[wurzledamage]

yes.... i sleep in a flour bed!!!!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU!! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, HEY, TRY THE VEAL.

[ClosetAtheist]

I hear the veal is delicious. And don't forget to tip your waitress.

[wurzledamage]

still covered in flour (yes ladies)

[ClosetAtheist]

Um, I'm not asking for any reason in particular... but, er, will you still be covered in flour when you're in bed?

[wurzledamage]

maybe later.... i'm actually making banana bread at the moment... i'm covered in flour..... yes ladies that's right.... covered in flour

[ClosetAtheist]

I'm much cooler than you. I just made chocolate-banana shakes for my kids, and I'm responding to this comment with a dish towel draped over my shoulder.

That's just the way I roll.

[wurzledamage]

wild.

well not only am i covered in flour (yes ladies) i'm also gonna take the washing out the machine and hang it to dry.... living in the fast lane

[ClosetAtheist]

You slut! I've done four loads of laundry already today. I even have a meal cooking in the crock pot.

Later I'm going to bring the kids to swimming lessons and a T-Ball game.

After that, I'll *really* cut loose.

[wurzledamage]

well, check this shit out..... in about 30 minutes.... I'M GOING TO BED!!!!!

yes you heard right. I'm hitting the sack at a very reasonable 10.45pm....

DEAL WITH IT BEEATCH!!

[ClosetAtheist]

Thanks. Now I'm picturing you in bed. I'm going to be completely useless for the next hour.

[wurzledamage]

"I pity the fool that hath said in his heart, There is no God."

Psalms 53:1

"I love it when a planet comes together"

Genesis - 1:1

oh and yes, I have no life.. well not tonight anyway, the good lady is out on the town.... I might reach for that bottle of jack after all.... get drunk and make a video.... happy days..

[ClosetAtheist]

"I pity the fool."

Mr. T

I anxiously await a video of you being drunk and saying something unbelievably clever. You could always join my Young Earth Atheist club. I love debating against indignant science-types.

I think for my next YEA video I will make up some old scientist, say that he died, and then tell how the evolutionists ruined his career when he did research on Young Earth Atheism.

[wurzledamage]

sounds good. i like the idea your playing with there. but i must say that i have never considered anything i say "clever" (let alone unbelievably so).

I had a thought of setting up an "atheist ministry" much like VFX has done with all his god-chums. I don't know whether that would be too much of an effort though....

[ClosetAtheist]

An atheist ministry could be funny, but it sounds like work. I am pretty much limited to "Holy crap! I have 30 free minutes! Make a video!" kind of shit.

You could just pick some classic bible verses and rap them. Maybe some of the bloodier stuff from Judges. That would amuse the hell out of me.

[wurzledamage]

I don't rap...... yet

[ClosetAtheist]

That's why it would be so funny!

Please, do Judges 4:17-21.

[wurzledamage]

is it a black lace robe with shocking pink piping and sparkly straps? If so, you have just correctly identified a bra.

does the pastor have tits?

[ClosetAtheist]

"does the pastor have tits?"

That's actually a very interesting question. In my experience, female pastors don't, in fact, have tits. Also, they tend to look and act a lot like lesbians.

I have noticed tits on far more male pastors, but their bras tend to stay away from the pink piping.

With the number of comments you are making on this video, it would lead me to believe that you don't have a life.

I pity you.

[wurzledamage]

proper good video. keep em coming :-)

[ClosetAtheist]

"proper good video"

Man, you Swiss have the strangest way of saying things.

But thanks. As long as there is beer, there is the possibility of videos.

[wurzledamage]

Man, you americans have the strangest geographical location equipment.

But thanks, As long as there is water on all 4 sides of the island i live on, there is always the posibility I'm English. ;-)

[ClosetAtheist]

English?

Oh, that would probably explain your hair in your last video.

[wurzledamage]

touché

[ClosetAtheist]

Excuse me?

Even if you weren't in Asia, I wouldn't touch you.

Pervert.

[wurzledamage]

What's that Yankie boy? I can't hear you over all those wars you keep starting...

[ClosetAtheist]

If I had any idea where the hell "England" was, I would totally start a war right on your pacifist ass!

[wurzledamage]

right, get an atlas and find a large body of water right next to america called "the atlantic ocean"... follow it across until you reach a small island called "the united kingdom" head south until you reach another land mass labeled "france".... otherwise known as "england". I freely welcome you to bomb the living shit out of us.

[ClosetAtheist]

Do you just realize that you told me exactly how to get to you? That was pretty stupid.

Um, one more question. What's an atlas? That's not one of those "book" things, is it? Me and books don't get along so well.

[wurzledamage]

yes it is a book.... but it does have enormous colour (color to you) pictures in it.

I would recomend that and one of those books you can chew in the bath..... HEY!!! they should publish a waterproof chewable bible...... I'm off to the patent office.... don't bomb the place while I'm out.

[ClosetAtheist]

Speaking of bibles and bombs, I have always found it helpful that churches put big targets on top of their buildings. When us atheists finally start blowing shit up, we'll have something to aim for.

[wurzledamage]

HA! I can talk again..... now, where was I?

Oh yes, we were planning the total destruction of religious buildings. I have a "Jesus Cannon" (patent pending) under construction. Simply load the explosive-packed christians into the barrel and aim for the massive cross you so rightly observe that is placed in proud prominance on any given church. bish bash bosh... job done

[ClosetAtheist]

I like the fact that you will use Christians as ammunition to destroy churches. It's ... poetic.

The important question - where will you pack the explosives on the Christian? You certainly don't want to kill the Christian first, because it's much more appealing to imagine him/her hurtling towards the church with all their senses intact.

[wurzledamage]

good point.

right, you would need to manufacture some sort of exploding bible, give it to the aforementioned christian, then say something like "Hey, there's some absolute proof that god made dinosaurs in that cannon.."

faultless

[ClosetAtheist]

Or just tell them that the cannon can get rid of those secret "urges" regarding their pastor. Those annoying, confusing feelings ... which they just can't stop having ... and - even though they know it's wrong --- it just feels so right! And then their forehead starts to sweat... and when they see the pastor walking down the aisle, his firm buttocks hidden behind the robe - oh, the robe... don't get them started on the robe!

[thehefercow]

lols, that is called an agnostic, not an atheist

[dakshinamurti]

I don't understand what is ment bu a supernatural god possibly existing. What is there besides nature? If something we would call god existed, I don't see why it wouldn't be natural. Yes, this is based on my deep conviction (never disproved) that nature is the sole content of existence. This means nature is all that is.

[ClosetAtheist]

I don't know what is beyond nature, but I have to accept that it is possible. I'm arrogant, but I'll only go so far.

[ariston72]

I agree. That was the one thing I slightly disagreed with in this video. Otherwise, it hits it dead on.

We would have to consider "supernatural" to mean beyond our current understanding of what is possible. I believe it's possible that there's some kind of natural superintelligence that's simply beyond our understanding of science. But the idea of a supernatural god who is exempt from all laws of nature seems outright impossible to me.

[TheMathGuy]

What kind of a god could possibly exist? Well, certainly not the Christian god! And certainly not any of the other gods invented by any of the other religions either. Perhaps there could exist a god who created the universe and it's initial laws but is now powerless to change them. Or maybe a god who is all-powerful but not all-good. Or a god who has no interest whatsoever in human affairs.

[TheMathGuy]

While these are all theoretically possible, they would need evidence to support them in order to have any reason to think they were true. To suppose any of them existed without any such evidence would still be unreasonable.

[Bennyboymck12367]

or a god who sent himself/son to die for us

[MetalMilitia98]

The God portrayed in the Bible is not the depiction of God, but the personification of the interpretation of the people from Biblic periods.

There was a time when 'God' was enclosed only within a particular Isrealite tribe or sect.

There was also a time God was seen as vengeful.

Our interpretation how now changed due to advanced theology

[gulsbyjag]

yea, now the church doesn't support slavery, burning witches, the earth as center of the universe, the flat earth, etc. Wow, how did they come up with all of that? They were forced by outside learning! When are they going to give up on 'intelligent design' and accept the science of evolution and stem cell research?

[chalkers]

Quirky video.

In the end it's about lexical definitions. What people define as God and supernatural.

For example today's technology could be regarded as magic to those one hundred years ago.

[ClosetAtheist]

I'll accept "quirky" as a compliment. Thanks!

[chalkers]

It was :)

[Doodle314]

First...

It's about evidence..believing in something and

just making a nice video out of it isn't very reliable..if you really want to contribute, bring some facts

[ClosetAtheist]

What kind of facts would you like? How about that 100% of the world that I've looked at seems to work fine without a god?

If you want to say there is a god, then I think you have to provide the facts. If I said that there was a giant purple eggplant on top of Mount Everest, it would be up to me to prove that outlandish claim.

[ClosetAtheist]

Anyway, facts wasn't the point of this video. It was to address a specific point - what atheists tend to mean when they say, "God is possible."

Thanks for the comment.

[TheFluffyDuck]

yeah gos is creeated in the image of humans. With emotions that are atributed to social animals. I mean why would god need jelousy, hate, love. If he is a solitary animal?

Its so obvious that its made up its laughable

[PeacefulParadox]

"I believe that a triangle, if it could speak, would say that God is eminently triangular, and a circle that the divine nature is eminently circular; and thus would every one ascribe his own attributes to God." - Baruch Spinoza

cool music

[gulsbyjag]

yea, someone said that if donkeys could draw, their god would look like a donkey!