Chuck Norris humps a rail for some reason.

[tommymacuk]

the rail is now pregnant

[lurch321]

Chuck has always gotten all the rail he wants.

[DemonKingMMA]

Chuck saw that the rail wasn't a high enough quality steel...and he corrected it.

[xXeroLegendx]

It's funny because the music in the backround fits.

[pansoka]

0:08  0:09

[tintor2]

You guys don't get it. If Chuck had relationships with a living being, he/she/it would die during the orgasm

[dragoncommander92]

@tintor2 doesn´t matter had sex

[lolbest100]

0:09

[SuperMysticButterfly]

Love making has never been so beautiful and epicly sexy

[Odakicity]

I really don't think its a good idea to question why Chuck Norris does anything.

[MrPowderedToastMan]

Walking up to a rail, humping it, same thing I guess - IF YOU'RE A RETARD!

[CapsGod]

and thus, this is how optimus prime was born

[hoboactor835]

What did Nick1234animerules say? on an ipad, only goes down so far.

[tut28Angel]

this is how little rails r born.

[Lv100WereCactus]

dat ass...

[WebVMan]

And that's how DC Comic's Steel was born.

[tiosopaman]

chuck norris doesnt need a reason, hes chuck norris

[whitedwarf13]

THIS PLOICE IS GUTTIN OULD!!!

[PhilosophicalMan]

press 8 and 9 over and over again. xD

[DarthBrady]

@PhilosophicalMan or just press 8 once every second if you want it nice and slow.

[SaiGhillieSniper]

This place is getting OLD

[DarthAzmul]

Cracked!

[KarnmanGT500]

if youre the type to skip right to the money shot of certain kinds of videos press 8

[Tweeboy191]

keep pressing 8 and 9

[Samio352]

Is it me or did it suddenly start playing a bit of porno music?

[oeyesea]

It takes a battleship to scratch Chuck Norris' balls.

[IcarusMoonsight]

Press 8 for musically choreographed pelvic thrusts...

[andoc]

@IcarusMoonsight Best comment on the video.

[jeffdoeskungfu]

Oh man, I just died laughing.

[thepriest314]

16 dearly departed people are no longer with us.

[NickMotown]

HAHAHA

[Polaf3456]

Chuck norris humps poles cause women arent hard enough

[Kirill9696]

Press the 8 button every 2 seconds...



[Armageddon1986]

And that's how Ironman was created

[WMackbd]

That rain gained superpowers.

[bryanw91178]

that rail has not rusted since

[benjamin656564]

the rail got pregnant

[whatsgoingon07]

that's right chuck, show that rail who's boss! lol

[Dayntei]

Chuck Norris: He can hump whatever the fuck he wants to.

[Kayriel]

Hit 8 and 9 really fast in succession.

[newyorkment]

@Kayriel damnit, you said it before me. these things catch on way too fast.

[elbee12]

@muker123 Bruce Lee checks under his bed for the INS...I KID!

[jawsTeh]

Its ok! Im chuck norris!

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

in soviet russia rail humps you!

[YourProblem1]

@SofaKingWeTodEd666 But Chuck Norris STILL humps railing >:D

[xXMijuXx]

hmmm....8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9 8 9.....

[ryanandbranslurppiss]

@xXMijuXx lol i was just going to say that

[Chumandoo3]

Chuck Norris made that steel rail his bitch. Then 9 months later, it popped out 2 iron bars...

[canadianmoosewich]

@Chumandoo3 which Chuck ate and shit out truckasaurus

[StonedAssassinNZL]

lol they captured a sailor....

[zegdoany3]

chuck norris can hump a rail because hes chuck norris

[OjSimpsonWuzHere]

Chuck Norris Fuck Steel for a living

[Blody1337]

well at least rail is no longer a virgin

[DrewBl0xStations]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built.

[Fluffxx]

@DrewBl0xStations Chuck Norris was born in Atlantis on the moon. Both of which he built.

[DrewBl0xStations]

@Fluffxx Wow you're gay

[ordepolbap]

hit 8 repeat and thats how railings r created

[hugoestr]

"Sorry rail, this is an emergency. "I'm Chuck Norris"

[jedisociety]

chuck norris has a banana plantation on antarctica

[PSNelibeerbelly]

Chuck Norris got this rail prego.

He called him "Optimus Prime"

[MrTrollminator]

only the rail can take a Norris sperm shot! (and Gena's hyper vagina that shoots lasers from her clitoris)

[IkusaSamurai]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Chuck Norris used the PINGAS THRUST technique.

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

Chuck Norris was tired of splitting open every single woman he came across as soon as he started having sex with them, so he tried something more durable.

Unfortunately, 2 seconds after this clip ended, the power of Chuck Norris' sex drive caused shockwaves which expanded beyond the rail and rippled into the entire structure of the building, causing it to implode. He then moved on to a giant steel girder at the bottom of a newly constructed building....

[digvoldon]

That rail is now ruined for other men.

[tailsnintendo]

best.porn.ever.

[goldaccount63]

when chuck norris thinks about getting laid that night, all the woman within

200 metres get pregnant...

[UNSCspartanLT110]

there was no such thing as a giraffe untill chuck norris upercutted a horse

[KixyBoo]

hahahaha xD

[myteethareshiny]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

[hashcr]

hhahahahahahahahhaahahahahahah­

[cullysipes]

they should have looped it lol

[BubTheJello]

LOL

[Gazadaman86]

Chuck Norris doesnt use safety rails, safety rails use Chuck Norris.....

[codeastronomer]

Chuck didn't thrust his penis, his penis brought everything to him.

[crabbypants1978]

Thats just a cartoon. The real Chuck Norris would have taken down the whole building In .. One.. Swift... Power Hump!

[SHITTYBOYBOY]

Apparently, chuck norris originaly had the idea of mass producing robots by just fucking steel railings. But Skynet blatantly stole his idea and created what we know now as terminators.

[MrEmoGuy2]

Spongebob watched this, and thus got the idea of the pelvic thrust.

[bryang624]

The Move he does when he saw it HES SO HAPPY :D

[Hagermanly]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[mfc4eva98]

@Hagermanly hahahah

[14589sumedh]

@Hagermanly that was the best thing i read in youtube so far...

[jon56645664]

Lol

Iron man was born XD!!!

[MalWave]

pelvic thrust

[raydonahue1978]

So simple but so effective.

[dafranx]

What happens if the metal rail fails to call him, after the fucking?

[DrStrangebomb1993]

Nine months later, Iron Man was born.

[Winterfang]

@DrStrangebomb1993

ROFL

[NaYarB04]

@DrStrangebomb1993 ahahaha

[Duquelicious360]

@DrStrangebomb199 hahahahahah!!!

[kubush]

@DrStrangebomb1993 You're so clever ripping off other people's jokes.

[DrStrangebomb1993]

@kubush You're so clever trolling on other people's videos.

[kubush]

@DrStrangebomb1993 How is that in any way a troll comment??? Go look up the definition.

[thatsthat8520]

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did.

[rayman117]

@thatsthat8520 but then he took it back Chuck looses nothing

[arzon75]

The Internet

pointing out things like this since '97.

[Springmaus2007]

Chuck likes it hard,tight and dry...and then that rail came by.

[DakuRaccoon]

Chuck norris knew that the rail was a blue spy

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

.

i watch for the crapiness and hilarity.

i stay for the HILARIOUS comments.

[JakkuGuy]

Chuck Norris's penis can bend metal, thus he humped the rail to get it out of his way. It's simple.

[WolfClant]

or maybe he sharpened the rails

[JahnosSardonis]

LOL XD. WTF?????

[cozysand]

The Chuck wanted to jump down but the rail blocked him... so The Chuck melted the rail with his automatic torch from his dick...

[WolfClant]

you mean... HE PEES FIRE?

[cozysand]

@WolfClant not just fire man... the supernova-boiling-diamond-melt­ing lava that is...

[WolfClant]

sounds like him when he is tired XD

[platinumglitchmint]

That rail is sizzling now.

[pcadm8]

thats one strong rail....

[SonnytheArcticFox]

DIS PLACE IS GETTIN' OOOOOOOOOOLD!

[kevinrocker100]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[reddraze]

"No one's watching, its this or the sumo.."

[Jugalloking]

chuck norris shoots out kidney stones like a machine gun !

[swansonnnn]

LOL WTF????

[bulldogg1111]

universe can be destroyd if chuck norris, mr t and sylvester stallone were a team but lucky for us chuck norris hates mowhawks, mr.t hates stallone because he once beat him up and stallone hates cowboys

[karasZero]

The way he slowly walks up to the rail and pauses to look at it for a second to check whether he should hump it or not makes it priceless.

[jtmgamer]

Is it wrong that I fap to Chuck Norris?

[SADWAHTV]

@jtmgamer nope its perfectly normal to fap to chuck norris because his awesomeness makes you want to

[Armageddon1986]

@jtmgamer No

[FrenchNuggins]

That rail was totally asking for it. Just look what its wearing.

[nick1234animerules]

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how Optimus Prime came into existence.

[nick1234animerules]

Also, the epic music it played when he did it only adds to its epicness

[tommyjerz79]

@nick1234animerules....... fucking hilarious

[theaveragejoe32]

@nick1234animerules By humping a piece of metal? ROFL!!!!

[xXLuciferDarkheartXx]

@nick1234animerules HAHAHAHA! Win!

[jtwidmer]

@nick1234animerules thats the best comment ever

[nick1234animerules]

@jtwidmer Why thank you.

[Aerodeth]

@nick1234animerules

No comment can ever meet the same rank to match Chuck's epiccissity...

..but yours came pretty damn close!

[nick1234animerules]

@Aerodeth I tried my best, but you're right, not even close.

[901SMOKEMON]

@nick1234animerules ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waywardfall]

@nick1234animerules That has got to be the best comment I have ever seen, anywhere on YouTube. You, sir, win at the internets.

[voyager71390]

@nick1234animerules lmao i laughed so hard when i read this

[CO9207]

@nick1234animerules ROFLMAO

[iloveowned]

When Chuck norris humps a rail he kills all super villians

[skullythebloger]

evrytime chuck norris walks a terrerist blows up

[jdlchachi]

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian in the sense that everything he eats he beats into a vegetative state first.

[TheJunglezombie]

Not a living creature has survived such powers of awesomeness

Only a rail such as this can stand Chuck Norris's mega hump, only barely though...

about 32 seconds after the rail melted and turned into a big pile of golden turd

(24k)

P.S- Notice how to this day Chuck Norris doesn't have any off spring??? Not a single woman has survived his humps!!!

.

[SonnytheArcticFox]

even Chuck Norris' Jizz can melt this rail!

GO NORRIS GO! :)

[TheOrangeNinjaTurtle]

INSERTION COMPLETE

[Ndure13]

The music score even changes for that one part. So deliberate.

[krashly71]

He was making the first Rail Gun.

[LelouchOfBritannia]

The rail became diamond.

[GOLDsonic105]

I just got a hard on from seeing this. Totally.

[Fatman1893]

Chuck: directly below us...ah, fuck it. *humps rail* Because I can.

[ndoublea05]

I heard she died during child birth :(

[yoma6565]

well that is a weird fetish norris lol

[1337BleachFan]

Don't mock Chuck Norris.

He is huntong you down as I type this.

[yoma6565]

I wasn't mocking I was just kidding. You are defending someone that needs no defending

[TheMastercheif2553]

did the rail die ?

[GOLDsonic105]

It must of.

[Ginteru]

Chuck Norris's jizz will melt the rail,

I feel sorry for the rail,

He's been a good rail

[Beardiebreeder]

there is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live

chuck norris sold his pee in a can, we know this as all the energy drinks of the world

[rhino252]

chuck norris can give steel railings multiple orgasams with just a single thrust of his pelvis

[porjaymaspazzatron]

chuck norrises jizz melts the rail

[pixelsquad]

HAHAHA my boy!

[thatguy30000]

I feel sorry for the rail.

[PsychoticLuke]

LOL!! I don't know what's crazier - the video or the comments people are making! hahahahaha! Cheers folks! xD

[snowballeffect]

LOL

[thispieistoocold]

There's no such thing as the food chain, just a list of what chuck norris let live.

[rosher22]

i can picture the rail just collapsing!

lol!!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS BITCHES!!!!!!

[htftyut6]

DIS PLAYCE IZ GETTING OWLD!

[megamanrocks23]

now chuck norris shall rape in animate objects because all other ppl are not good enough for him

[Taveren22]

I never seen him use that move.

[mattydizzle]

He humped the rail because everything is a pussy next to Chuck Norris.

[nadavkomor]

@mattydizzle thats outstanding!

[KARTOFFELATTACKS]

WHOA

That rail, and every woman within a sixty-mile radius are now instantly pregnant.

[Artemis780]

haha so true

[PvtSkittles619]

ITS EVERYWHERE

[cwbellor]

He made that rail his bitch.

[KARTOFFELATTACKS]

It already was.

[darkkyo97]

9 months later: Iron Man

[WolfClant]

you made laugh so hard

[frostythewargod]

0:09 - end: Oh my god that rail is so hot. I've got to hump it!

[NYCest2010]

chuck norris showed the rail that he was harder than it.

[noonespecial321]

lmao