This Machine Pwns n00bs!

[naomierosen]

did anyone else notice how john tripped over willy?

[ravencarslyle]

I love that coat rack...

[chexmixultimate]

Willy is your biggest fan!

[xxsaranghaeyo]

UM DID HE JUST KICK WILLY IN THE FACE? 1:27

[Piiiglett]

Mismatching argyle socks are awesome.

[bellacullen98a]

puff levels are freaking high today!

[ThisFutureAuthor]

that shirt makes his eyes look really green. i always thought they were brown...

[Quintinia]

John looks eerily like Shaggy in this video; it's the combination of puff and bad dancing.

[teenagewhovian]

World's greatest dance move: 2:18

[ChelsieOliviaa]

I saw John tummy. o.o

[adventuresofneroli]

A little bit of me was like 'that is so sexy' when I noticed the mismatched argyle socks.

[Tawnyfur]

Dear God, it is IMPOSSIBLE to exercise in the same room as a dog! I try doing push-ups in the living room and my little lapdog immediately rushes over to lick my face, as if she wants to cool me down or something. Don't worry, Lilly - the perspiration is regulating my body temperature. You don't need to.

[ButterKuchenFliege]

yep henry, this is your dad :D

[bluidemenace1]

I did wake up this morning singing "This Isn't Hogwarts." Wow. Is this real life?

[pbjellybeanful]

I'm most certainly only doing this exercise. for forever. 

[pbjellybeanful]

"hank that you are the pin-up brother, and i am the puffy brother."

[TheMidnightSymphony]

WHEN JOHN TRIPPED OVER WILLY I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER.

everyone go to 1:27

[bubbleninjacatgirl]

i love this song and that dog is so cute



[SemisonicNerdfighter]

John, you look like Goku, but you aren't Asian.

[IMCRAZIER2THEMAX]

forgot: 1 dance move and 1 jumping jack

willy is so jokes

[aang94479]

Willy's all like "Are you alive?"

[scharaboosh]

you should make willy a youtube account

[dumarae]

you are so frakking endearing. and definately part of my favourite brotherhood.

thanks for being awesome.

[ReKrisB]

Aw, you're so excited. Even the Puff levels are excited X3

[mkellars]

I was completely distracted the entire time by that GIANT puff.

[azngrl8533]

nerd ass at 2:02

[SIILENCE666]

Love that the Yeti moves in with the camera at 2:35 when Hank does the fishing reel move! :D

[LLTheater]

@SIILENCE666 Hank? Its John.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

@SIILENCE666 Except his name is John. xD

[MrScholarify]

@SIILENCE666 I believe you are referencing John...

[dolphin64575]

Don't trip on Willie!

You know what's excersize? the Cotton-Eye Joe dance. Also, Caramelldansen.

[mirosango14]

@dolphin64575 they totally are. I can't dance the entire song for either of them.

[mirosango14]

@dolphin64575 *is overweight*

[joshy72797]

THE PUFF LEVELS...

[TheTenthWeasley]

wow, john, those are actually really well done push ups. better than me, at least... -is determined to do a real push up-

[Lauraa4023]

Willie's blatantly thinking "wtf is he doing...?"

[ash29ley]

never have i seen exercise be so adorable, i could not stop smiling watching you do that! i wish we could hear the yeti's commentary/laughing.

[katiebook]

Willy says, "What the heck is he doing? I don't know how to react to these strange movements; should I be concerned? Maybe I should try to lick him. No, I know, I shall wag my tail and look cute. That will do."

[LifeMustard]

1:28 Awwww...ouch.

[cmccrzy]

Awwwww Willie!

[bessensashee]

john, you have become supersaiyan

[gg10009]

i like how the Yeti (im assuming she's filming?) moves closer when you do the rope pulling move(:

[ClocksInMyPlace]

@gg10009 I thought it was just me being drawn closer to John, but we actually got closer to him!

[TARDISdm64]

Why don't we do this in PE? It's more fun than anything we do!!

[lilylpotter3]

john ,you are WAY better at push-ups than i am. i am NOT joking

[skyskelton97]

willie says: wtf? do you need to go out side? is the mail here? do you want a gog treat?

[clairebennetrules]

I can't even do one pushup... Good job!!!

[dancingirishpenguin]

My face hurts from smiling at the awesome this video is made of. I don't think it's possible for you to ever FTBA.

[1031jag]

well, this machine kills fascists!

[jag519]

@1031jag yep, thats what this machine pawns noobs is partially inspired by.

[1031jag]

@jag519 I know... hey! you almost stole my name!

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

well done, I can't do pushups at all. My arms are weak DX

[Tat2ice]

I did 11 =O

[oohdear1397]

My warped sense of humour was forcing me to keep clicking on 1:27 over and over until I was crying with laughter. Willie's face as he realises that you've just shinned him, and he's about to be stood on is hilarious. And the glare afterwards as you carry on :) <3

[E1eanorRigby]

MISMATCHED ARGYLE SOCKS! <3 

[acentralperspective]

I love Willy's attempts to lick your face whenever you do a push up.

[challengemichaella]

PUFF LEVELS ARE THROUGH.THE.ROOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[greengirllover]

That was the best display of seriously awkward dancing that I have ever seen.

[TrineG92]

1:28 is the best! Willy is in the way! I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing! :D

[MurdererOfCalm]

Your puff makes you look like Wolverine in this video

[CanNotBeScene]

puppy wants to play jumping jack push up dance move!

[oneorangespider]

i can't do jumping jack, push-up, dance move in my room.

...It's too messy >.>

[es6395]

What kind of guitar is Hank's?

[marinashutup]

Awesome title :)

[Alchemydude667]

I got 13 circuts just like john.

[NorthIsNotUp]

whatever happened during the fitness challenge?

[telmacblack]

OMG! The puff is huge!

[AutoF0cus]

I gotta be honest, there is s significant portion of me that is jealous of your puff. Most likely because I'm 23 and already have thinning heir, but still...

[shadesgreenhat]

It's strange seeing YouTuber's legs. Always.

[TheRsblogspot]

you just pwned that n00b. (your dog)

[321yelhsa]

Are you psyco? haha

[Gaugaukkistonnian]

Ahahaha Willy says, "I wanna play tooo!!" lol!

[ToyletGnome]

But the puff is part of the charm! I vote John Green as the pin-up brother.

[Raaaaarrrrrgggggh]

How did you get that advert up?! That's insane!

[LostintheSnowdrift]

PUFFFFFF!!!!!

[Wouldsomeonemissme]

Always the mismatching argyle socks ^^

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

John, you're awesome. =]

Willy is so freaking adorable!

And I love how, at the end when Willy was licking John, you could hear the end of Hank's "Song About an Anglerfish" video playing in the background. =P

I'm about to go try this, so let's see how many circuits I can get!

[thenerdfighter2012]

I love how Willy was trying to give you kisses at the beginning and you just keep moving and he was in the way. And mid-way through the video ge just gave up and look at John like he ws crazy.

[HitaroX]

This machine pwns noobs is the best album title evar!

[Achw3l]

Puff levels are severe today

[HaploidCell]

this video proves my point once and for all

this hair looks like wolverines - completely involuntary

i m thinking about growing a puff, too, but, allas, my hair gets curley.

sucks to be the guy with the curley hair

[regularguy5mb]

Aw, nice bit of Willy-love at the end.

[Pazzo1292]

Sorry, but that is some poor word choice :)

[Cass7191]

I have to say, you're pretty wicked at jumping-jacks...not so much at dancing.

[portruinadude]

This is pathetic =l

[flujible]

@portruinadude ur pathetic

[ihearttheplanet]

@ portruinadude why are you looking in a mirror

[AlexYorkville]

lol!You have the same exact dog as me XD

[MrsStephanieSnape]

lol Willie was so cute! <3

[metalmania310]

Your dog is just like "wtf?"

[TheGreatSquall]

Gosh, you're dance moves made me smile Jhon. You are made of smexy awesomeness! ;-)

[thelastenglishrose]

your grammar and spelling is appalling, but I agree.

[zerokiana]

Youu almost killed Willy!!

[SombreNADE123]

the reason i like hanks songs in b/c he reminds me of they might be giants

[gabrielle1234star]

Hahahahahahaha.....

he tripped over his dog!

[barklikeachickenmeow]

Anybody notice a slight echo going on...?

[ljlightfire1]

THE ROOM IS EMPTY OF COURCE THIERS AN ECO

also GO NERDFIGHTERS

[Shnogins]

@asshatt1 I thought that same thing. Weird. O-o

[ohowsherocks]

I love how 1/2 way through the exercise challange Willie gets away as if to say, "This guy is crazy." As john got winded Willie came back as if he felt sorry for him. Too cute.

[freekeee]

poor Willie got hit, hes so cute!

[Beachyboy9966]

hahahaha how dont more people know about these guys?! They're so great!

[asshatt1]

sounds so much like they might be giants.

thats not a bad thing.....

[AbiROAR]

Most exercise Ever! ;o

haha. Poor puppy. :(

[R3ptilian]

you kicked your dog at 1:29 i lol'd

and you will be bald soon

[wojtek0000]

WHAT A LOOOOSER!

[wojtek0000]

your title rocks. youtube is full of noobs. most don't know the diff between your and you're. ha!

[rhythmprofessor]

what is a noob??

[XxWhatDantexX]

you...

[Lili7evans]

great job, John. :D

[chillcute93]

xDD nice

[hotpinkelephant11]

The Poof looks great.

[animewolf16]

Your dancing made my day :)

[jimdigital]

well that was a few minutes that i'll never get back.dude u fuckin suck balls! and so does that shitty ass music! stop makin videos.

[TheTjFilling]

Sucks at acting, sucks and videography, sucks at dancing, sucks at being funny SUCKS AT PUSH-UPS!

Sorry.

[hotpinkelephant11]

I find it funny that the one in all capital letters is SUCKS AT PUSH-UPS. I'm not sure John really cares how excellent he is at push-ups.

[bdc2289]

The cute dog was the only good thing about the video. I want one..

[crazyb56]

hahahahahahah i love from 0:39 - 0:41 :) made my day & i dont even know why :)

[BlakeTahoe]

do none of these guys how have their lil show's(phil de'franco,shane dawson,that asian kid whos like rated #1,fred) have like....one dude to hold the camera...or to just even sit next to them so they dont have to do that annoying cut-away to play different characters?, not bashing, it's just being done to death

[hopieg07]

can you just get the t-shirt?? i think i want more than 1.

[syar135]

Omg, I love the..... dance

[zedrein18]

Get out of my face.

[moontanned1]

I love you guys. =)

I definitely want to get that CD. It'll keep me connected to this awesome during the spans of time when I neglect to watch videos.

[SimplyJalyn]

xDDD omg i love how Willy's like "I have no clue what's going on but Daddy looks funny! *wags tail*"

[Marsinatoralpha]

LOL willie

[sarcastic113]

I tried to reach out and touch the puff, but my hand just hit my monitor. Foiled again!

[DestroyingDarrian]

Willy!<3

[saeruhluvsginny]

that's one crazy puff.

[guppyz12]

THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

[bigolbloomers]

love the album title nice Woody Guthrie joke

[Braken101]

1:30 you kicked willy!! :O

[Nic33rd]

Can't say I'm a fan of Hank's music, but it's cool that he's getting somewhere with it.

[KunoichiKira]

oh my god, i love how willy is all 8D D: 8DD D: 8D

xDDD

[niamhdowling]

Mmmm, waffles.

[kittenswithketchup]

Exactly.

[CasandraLee28]

1. Nice puff. 2. You better do this a ton because you seem to be struggling.

[lolmuffins123]

*Asplodes from puff overdose

[freetheligers]

i love willie :]

[misterhappy2]

Only got 16. Imma slow. :c

[staytuned2L337]

5 stars for awesome dance moves, John lol <3

[kellythesinger]

Wow ! You look rich.

[Kay10en]

Wow, puff levels are high.

[Annabanana1324]

1:29=dog abuse.  I'm reporting this incident to authorities. You're a bad, bad man, John Green.

[Kisf0rKelly]

17 circuits! Woo! *pant*

[IwanttoliveinParis]

Turning around; does turning around in a 360 degree fashion count? Sometimes people turn around when they dance. These are thoughts.

[vcav22]

wow, the puff is growing so large that i believe it could soon have its own gravitational pull.

[lposrggg]

it always has had one.

[spongah]

hahahaha oh my god john you look the nerdiest I've ever seen you .. you could barely do the 1st pushup! hahaha I thought I had extreme nerdism but I now see that there are even nerdier people out there in this world (or perhaps you're not from this world?)

[Loony1393]

I think someone drank alot of coffee before making this video

[Snapthemagician]

John, why is watching you suffer so hilarious?

Good job tho. :-)

[2blonde4brunette]

aw poor puppy got kicked =O

[Scottium]

Chest all the way to the ground, Mr. Green.

(have you ever been accused of killing Mr. Boddy?)

[kauma16]

Willy is so cute <3

now i want a dog o 3o

[Mariswimmer7]

Your dog is getting kind of excited LOL

Cutest puppy EVER :))

[RaaaytselM]

oh dont deny it, you are edward cullen :D

[KenoKatze]

its own now pown... even though its written pwn its still pronounced own....

[cgifford103]

Willlllllyyyyyy!

[blackturtleshow]

I've heard of jazzercise, but I think what I just saw counts as nerdicise! LOL

[makeekee]

LOL

i love willie.

[sillywatermelons]

Thou art very hairy, John Green.

-cue cat from Over The Hedge voice-

... And I like it. xD

[ArtemisiaB]

Can we, like, start a motion for John to get a haircut? How many votes will it take?? Here's one!

[usernamessuckfully]

the puff has a life force of its own now maybe we should come up with puffy hair jokes :-)

[littletoolate]

1:29 - POOR WILLY!!!! lol

[hicosha]

please get a hair cut for the love of fish!

[Profairpotm]

That dance is pretty intense... reminds me of the hoedown throwdown, just kidding.

[ghostofjamie]

you has edward cullen hair ^^

[ilamusicalssm]

no edward has john green hair

[profblahson]

At 3:32 he looks like Wolverine.

[sleepylain]

I never would have noticed that. lol it's so true.

[rsmod123]

Lol 1:28, poor dog.

[wweadx2]

damn only 1....curse you A.D.....Lets Go Ride bikes :D

[truquesttojordan]

That looks like an amazing workout. I need to try that sometime.

Right when I think the puff can't get any better...you start to look like a hobo. jk

[RealoveGSR]

Ahahahahahahaha Willy was just watching like, "What the heck, John?" YOU GUYS ARE MADE OF AWESOME.

[IamFifteen]

I have slight dyslexia.. I read the title as: This N00b pwns Machines xDWHAT>

[nerdfightersadie75]

lol.. willy is sitting there like " check out this nerd".

[hollium]

John needs to tame the 'puff' on his torso...

[suppastar101]

i cant wait to get mine in the mail.

and i woke up singing 'a song about an anglerfish' this morning.

[JoannaMay1]

Willy is gorgeous!! I have been away from home for a year and I miss my dog so much!! :'( Congrats to Hank for his album, his lyrics are impressive. This is not hogwarts is currently my favourite song :)

[creamsodaandcoke]

I have a list of reaons why this gets 5 stars.

1. It is SO made of awesome, it's not even funny.

2. The puff continues to pwn gravity.

3. Well done on the super fitness.

4. Thank you for the new most perfect work-out ever.

5. Hank is a lyrical genius.

DFTBA.

[ArchoniusXXVII]

Never listened to Hank's music, but I'm impressed. This track is great.

[DoNotLeaveTheWorm]

This video made me happy.

[TheRuler454]

omg you must bhe punished for singing, you broke your promise