Snatch - 4.don't take the piss Boris!

[barudzija7]

i knew he was a yugo the second i saw him on this film. great actor rade serbedzija

[sta1V1ina]

Put. The gun away.

[henkarars]

Anyone notice that Avi suddenly is not there? 1:08

[TheUKMagpie]

@ All Gun-Related comments below Of course, it's a film. Which means that Boris can take nine Desert Eagle rounds, and that Tyrone escapes without a scratch.

Just shut up and watch the fucking film.

[rjbonacolta]

It took nine .50 rounds to kill Boris that's badass.

[gwendie]

that´s such bullshit, 0.5 desert eagle has 7 bullets..

[MoBaTeR]

@gwendie your wrong twice

1. its a .50

2. a DE.50 carries 6 bullets per mag.

i know im a asshole, i just waned to point that out.. :L

[BedStuyBro]

@MoBaTeR Actually it looks like he shot 8 rounds. But he's right, it's bullshit! even though the gun holds 6+1, I'm pretty sure I heard 8 shots (and yes Boris is still alive, probably because Tony held the gun sideways and missed every shot. That IS a Desert Eagle, for Christ's sake.)

[MoBaTeR]

@BedStuyBro meh

[BedStuyBro]

@MoBaTeR lol. my sentiments exactly. it's just a movie. I guess I should chill

[OtakuMovies]

@BedStuyBro I counted like 3 times with pausing, he shot 5-6 times.

[Ally1502]

@BedStuyBro The joke is that Boris was invincible not that he missed,

[OtakuMovies]

@MoBaTeR This could be .50 AE, which holds 7 rounds.

[cchujnick]

@gwendie desert eagle mark 21 .50 action express has 7 rounds in the magazine and one inbarell, ready to shoot. stop playing CS and forgive me my bad english

[jackukg]

boris should of bin cut in alf

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

Anyone know the song? :)

[connors758]

@HolyCrapDudeXD the specials- ghost town

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

@connors758 Cheers mate!

[phwoart]

Men have learnt this. It's fucking hard to kill Russians.

[beboboy67x]

you lucky barstool

[MrDeath893]

Boris the bullet dodger:fuck you.ahh you missed i'l show you

fuck you.almost

[mac19971]

You lucky BOWSTARD.....

[TheKhaoskreeper]

in soviet russia it takes a full .50 clip to kill them

[1123callum]

PULL YOUR SOCKS AVI !

[AustralianKickboxer1]

Bullet Tooth Tony did it all, survived being shot six times in one sitting, had a mullet, choked a mullet, and killed Boris the bullet dodger with a bullet

[shirbiohari]

Boris The Blade, or Boris The Bullet-Dodger. Bent as the Soviet sickle and hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard...

[AustralianKickboxer1]

@fearnot1012 actually if you notice the teardrop saftey when it zooms in on the writing of the desert eagle, it becomes apparent that this gun is a Desert Eagle Mark I, which was not available in .50 calibre. A definative movie error. The gun may either be chambered for .357 or .44 which would make consequtive shots easier. However i do agree with you that its inaccurate clapping off multiple .50AE rounds one handed with the "gangster grip"

[MrTHEROCKAROLLA]

RUSSIANS are tough and crazy as fuck.

[fearnot1012]

I know its just a movie but how can they make him just clap off a .50 cal. with one hand? He isnt that yoke.

[mrfalafl]

@fearnot1012 That's fucking Vinnie Jones. He eats Chuck Norris for breakfast

[Paintballerfromhell1]

He's an Croatian actor,Rade Serbedzija

[anarhista79]

desert eagle no injuries

[whitie1987]

you lucky bastard!

[didi89s]

"Fuck yooouuuu..."

BLAM!BLAM!

"Fuck youu,bitch.I show you."

BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!

"Fuck you"

BLAM!

"Almost had it"

"For fuck's sake!" XD

AHAHAHAHA! XD The best scene.XD And it's funny because it's true! XD Russians are hard as rocks.

[vpreece]

@didi89s Well technically he's an Uzbekistanian

[Nautilus04]

Love the bit "whats boris doing here?"

[TheFrostNZ]

@Nautilus04 - Boris, what are you doing here?

[JokerScars69]

after Bullet-Tooth fired the last round into Boris wgy didn't his gun slide back to indicate it was empty

[MrRich19]

@JokerScars69  its a film dude

[Senda999]

watch second shoot at boris after reloading(no explosion)!

anyway great movie!!

[2008dushyantpsingh]

borris took 9 bullets, desert eagle .50 has only seven

[LynchMobster47]

@2008dushyantpsingh He took nine. But he re-loaded in between. He shot 8 bullets. One could have been chambered already making 7 + 1 = 8 or it could have been a modified clip.

[badt4life]

@2008dushyantpsingh

actually I counted 8 shots after Tony reloaded and shot all of em at Boris.

[maulopez4]

I don´t think Boris died in this scene, after all he was Boris The Bullet Dodger

[JokerScars69]

@maulopez4 you could tell the last shot was a head shot with the way he aimed

[Smalltowncasual]

3 people forgot to pull their socks up

[giannyzucco]

0 recoil....

[yzm06]

when i grow up i want to be like boris

[7dcass]

@coldstain91 no he wasnt thats why its funny, he's just a fucking hard Russian

[demoncleaner45]

Boris--what ARE you doing here?!?

[coldstaind91]

8 to 5...Boris was wearing a bulletproof vest...and last shot was to his head....

[prashix]

you laaaaaa-key bastard !!!! EPIC !

[wikieditspam]

Pretty sure Boris survived that and still escaped, it's left fairly open ended since he "dies" of screen, letting you interpret it however you will.

[sameshitdd]

i love the music that plays in every scene with tony :)

[dageezerboi]

damn those ruskies are some tough mofos

[GunnyZoSo]

I love the irony, and especially how the characters live up to their reputation. Overall excellent movie, those brits always know how to make a good movie

[patch2222patch]

3 people are related to boris



[Amadmaniac1]

@patch2222patch 3 people took a piss! LOL XD

[john180darts]

u lucky barstad lol

[nogamikamikaze]

you lucky bastard!

[TheAmazingRusski]

Boris gets back up again,

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[spetznazalexei]

Give me the case!

FUCK YOU

Pass me case, or I shoot you.

You know what Fuck You too!

You 2, drop guns

FUCK YOU!

LOL

[anubiswarrior123]

Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.....

well....now hes dead xD

[BunnysSwedishWinter]

Fuck you and all your.....you LUCKY BAhstard.

[awoo666]

@curiousgangsta2

Ghost Town by The Specials?

[DCdabest]

three dislikes?

"urhh.. fuck you!!" *groans*

[DCdabest]

just reaslised, that Avi has some serious balls!!!

[Oblatosdelcrema]

lucky bastard....



[EmperorHeresy]

Vinnie Jones is awesome.

[Amputate]

3 people didn't pull their socks up.

[Scarface8655]

Avi...PULL YOUR SOCKS UP!

[curiousgangsta]

What song is this?

[SacredFrickinBob]

@curiousgangsta Ghost Town - The Specials

[Kevooi]

@SacredFrickinBob

No it isn't, it's The Herbaliser - Sensual Woman

[SacredFrickinBob]

@Kevooi You dickhead I'm talking about the start of the video.

[Kevooi]

@SacredFrickinBob

Looks like I had it coming for not reading the commentarium in it's entirety, so sorry about that.

Oh, and thanks for informing me of being a dickhead, whatever I did to deserve it, I feel better for knowing...

[SacredFrickinBob]

@Kevooi Pardon, monsieur

[DaWorst187]

In British movies the black guys don't die. Interesting......I'm moving to England.

[DCdabest]

@DaWorst187

unfortunately, they still get arrested! XD

[Jontish316]

@DCdabest Well, they were dealing in shady business you know.

[TheBrutalLordLoki]

@DaWorst187 Actually, a whole SHITLOAD of black guys died in the movie before this one.



[AllStarAmerican]

@DaWorst187 LOL ...

[rustonh316]

@DaWorst187 obviously u havent seen lock, stock, and two smoking barrels...every black guy died in that one

[PsychoProductions369]

@DaWorst187 well in this they didnt die.......they get arrested in the end xD

[AgApE010]

"Almost. . . ."

[x360xGaming]

You mean boris the sneaky fucking russian!! Love this awesome film but I prefer lock stock xD 'what the fuck are you doing here??!!'

[sprucemoose18]

"Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"

"Because he... dodges bullets, Avi."

[t3rmin41]

"almost, ha-ha" :]]

[thekum92]

Lik se toliko usrao Radeta da je od straha ispalio 8 metaka iz magnuma iako u sarzeru ima 7 xDD

[lyricsfromsweden]

1:24 awesome song in the background, The Herbaliser - The Sensual Woman

[spiderX259]

Listen to him at 2:07 HAHAHAAA!!!!

fuckYOU!

[gulukamal]

whats the tune playing at the end of this vid?

[hazeh89]

russians are hard as fuck

[rocky20000g]

@hazeh89 Technically, he's an Uzbekistanian.

[Jontish316]

@hazeh89 Well, technically he's Chechnyan

[rukie01]

@hazeh89

He's not russian

[TheAmazingRusski]

@hazeh89 Da.

[Smitamas101]

@hazeh89 Well to put it technically he's an Uzbekistanian

[Bladiebladiebladibla]

One of the best parts in the movie, and that says something :)

[helicopterfood]

I like how it takes 2 clips of 50. caliber bullets to kill boris although he is russian so it is very realistic. vote up if u think im correct

[bbbcomrade]

boris is the typical example of crazy russian guy never give up in any condition :))

[WizeDemon]

I almost fell out of my chair when i was shown this at college

[AnndraMA]

you lucky bastard

[PATRI0TUL]

To sum it up Boris got killed by a big fat black bastard.

[FCMillwall81]

Whats the music in this vid at the beginning its brilliant

[Romanriver]

@FCMillwall81 Ghost town by The Specials

[FCMillwall81]

@Romanriver Cheers mate

[PS3Maniac27]

R.I.P Boris the Blade :(

[Oz17otomeluz]

Boris the blade is hard to kill! Spending and how many shots he could not kill! Is my hero!

Tony: Oh you lucky bastard... ¬¬***

XDXDXD

[ArcelioSilva]

this is like THE MOST EPIC scene on the movie... It still brings tears to my eyes from the laughter...

[rml791]

There was 8 bullets in the DE, because there was one in the chamber as well.

[tseuc]

@rml791 there wasn't one in the chamber b/c you can see him pull back the slide, therefore emptying the would-be round. this would move the first bullet in the magazine into place, resulting in only 7 possible shots.

[tommelfinger]

@rml791 Then riddle me this,..... If you put a fresh mag in a gun, with 7 bullets in it..... and you rack the slide....... How many bullets are at your disposal..................... ?? riddle me that

[Legba85]

@tommelfinger 6 in the chamber, one in the barrel.

[tommelfinger]

He breaks the door down, he then drops a mag, pops in a new one and racks, 6 shots on hold and one in the chamber/barrel. Bla,bla,bla. Boris! What are YOU Doing Here?. __F*#K YOU__ (BAM1 BAM2).. Where Is the Case? __aaaArh you Missed__ Don't take the piss.. Boris!. __I'll Show you!. Now.!__ (BAM3 BAM4 BAM5..BAM6) . F*#K YOU!!! (BAM7). __Almost,haHH__ f''r fucks sake. Two hands on the gun. (BAAM8) (A sack of potatoes with shoes, hits the floor). Fuck You and ALL, (CLICK) You LUCKY Bastard

[ZatoSama]

@tommelfinger

haha yea it must be special made deagle with 8 bullets capacity

[tedflynt]

@ZatoSama 7 in the clip, 1 in chamber. Thats why in gun talk it'll be 7+1 capacity.

[tedflynt]

@ZatoSama 7 in the clip, 1 in chamber. Thats why in gun talk it'll be 7+1 capacity. Also if you noticed the slide wasnt back when he changed clips meaning he still had one in the chamber.

[kartboy55]

Anyone notice there was no recoil when he shoots? :P

[eddyage]

you lucky bastard

[saradis1991]

d eagle .50 only takes 7 rds and boris is shot with 8 at one reload :P

[saradis1991]

@saradis1991 takes only*

[skatendrape]

What is the song called that is playing?

[TheDominicoo]

@skatendrape ghost town by the speicals

[MrLittletomdj]

@skatendrape also "Sensual Woman" by "The Herbaliser"

[PhoenixBlazter]

Russians NEVER die.

Watch the russian scene from rocknrolla if you still aren't convinced

[Future0331]

Lmao i like the guy holding the case " fuck you" to boris "you know what fuck you to XD funniest part in the movie

[ThePseudoBasher]

why do u think they called him "bullet dodger"?

[kentzkentz]

before Boris was killed by a desert eagle .50 , he got beat up and ran over by a car , so yeah , he was one tough motherfucker :D

[Carney0500]

@kentzkentz ahh but did you see him die lol

hes like super human or somthin

[chaosworshipper]

Don't worry guys. Five minutes after this, Boris woke up and crawled away while chuckling to himself in Russian. He's not dead. Far from it.

[kurdioo]

@chaosworshipper how do you know?

after this he is nowhere to be seen

anyways funny as hell tho:P

[kurdioo]

lmao

ALMOST!

[Mueiwark]

The best FAKKING scene lol. Love how Boris just refuses to die!

[MagneticField986]

he shoot 8 times, it means, that there were 8 bullets in the magazine, so he had a 44 magnum, not an action express 50...:D

[PolDee187]

@MagneticField986 actually he's tony, so he can also kill with .44 bullets , because with .50 AE u can only kill 7 guys :)

[DanVielwerth]

@MagneticField986

Or 7 in the magazine + 1 in the chamber = 8.

[MagneticField986]

@DanVielwerth nope, becouse at the beggining of the video he loaded it to the chamber, so there were 8 rounds...:P

[ofal3]

I like that when Boris just won't die...haha...the last shot...Boris replies with "almost"

[cracklingvoice]

If you notice, almost none of the times he shoots while in the hallway show the action moving. They photoshopped the muzzle flash and spent casings into the shot. If you tried to one-arm a .50 Desert Eagle, I promise that you won't hit anything, and blow out your eardrums in the process of firing it.

[anarhista79]

Boris the Blade(Rade Sherbedzia),dodge 8 bullets but nine,whatever he is a pro-cat whit nine lifes,FAK SAKE LOL

[JFCPantheras]

who the hell walks in ,and then reloads his gun 0_o?

[nach0x]

@JFCPantheras Boris did,  also a lots of newies on some shooters :P

[JFCPantheras]

@nach0x I meant Tony :)

[six6sixpounder]

I love this film, and LOVE Guy Ritchie :) My mate actually did an emulation of him for a school project lol. If you want to check it out type "17 with a bullet dblac74" into the youtube search bar

[six6sixpounder]

Borris the bullet dodger? More like Borris the sneaky fycking russian!

[cenobit032]

Rade The Maaaaan!!!!!!

[blakjak52]

NO ONE can shoot a Desert Eagle .50 with one hand. Recoil is like a hammer hitting your hand.

[toxx1d]

@blakjak52 Never played counter strike dude? Haha

[rub3nski]

lol! my old man always says about russians they are knowledge proof and hard to kill

[katethegreat91]

Boris: Pass me case. Or I shoot you!

Avi: Ya know what? Fuck you, too!

[orosas22]

Why the fuck wont borris die hahah

[gafrancisco]

@orosas22 he his russian ..his hard to kill LOL

[Mrcanadian1011]

Boris what are you doin here? Fuck you

[yan008]

Boris might recieved bullet dodging training from Chuck Norris xD

[cod4isthebest324]

@yan008 he only went to one lesson though, if he graduated the course he would be able to catch the bullets and throw them back at greater velocities then when they were fired

[TheAwex]

You! Drops gunzsh! lol love that

[scumtriedtoknifeme]

this movie has THE greatest characters ever

[AtlantaITGirl]

a whole bunch of crazy wild psychotic gangsta azz white boyz- that's what you got here-- yep

[keeperofthecheese]

you lucky bastard !

[paulomen22]

Snatch=The Getaway game.Cool game,Cool Film

[Raduldo]

hahahaha ''almost had me'' xD

[realsane09]

"avy pull your socks up"

[rothwellullathorne]

.50 should kick harder than that, shouldn't it? And yeah like everyone has been saying, .50 has 7 rounds.....not 8

[LynchMobster47]

@rothwellullathorne It holds 7 in the clip, but I think you can chamber one. I don't think technicalities really affect the scene all that much tho.

[rothwellullathorne]

@LynchMobster47

Word. Vinnie Jones is such a badass.

[kingbingbongboo]

desert eagle 50. has only 7 bullets the 45. has 8 so either he has a desert eagle 45 cal or they made a mistake. aside from that lol

[DemonOfTheHiddenMist]

@kingbingbongboo Could he have 8 if one is already chambered?

[vaughnteper]

@kingbingbongboo Tony is magic.

Like Big Chris, he's just smarter than the numbers game. Cheers =D

[kingbingbongboo]

desert eagle 50. has only 7 bullets the 45. has 8. aside from that lol

[CuzImHawt]

LMAO! love the film, fuck you and all! [click] you lucky bastard!

[PensiveIntent]

sure has a lot of rounds

[lihamakaroniperunaso]

Boris is immortal. :D

[CrazyRyan66]

you lucky basterd lol

[THEJADEBUDDING]

"almost..."

"Fucks sake!"

[ClassicRockr86]

Favorite Scene!

"Dont take the piss Boris"

"Fuck You!"

[nonofyall]

Boris is so fucking badass

[129onetonine]

hehehe fuck you :)