Black Books | The Cleaner | Channel 4

[antonia17cowan]

all we said on my ski tip was dirrty

[geckowithcamo]

@antonia17cowan Filthy...Whatever are we going to do with you?

[antonia17cowan]

@geckowithcamo who am i, ill tell you who i am, im the cleanerr

[Galackticelite]

Diiiiiiiiiiiiirteeeeeeeeeeeee

[HeartPlant]

You have very dusty cups.

[homeric85]

I want to clean your cups, inside to out

[Samguitar27]

Cool royal trux tee

[Bel1987]

I LOVE this episode!

[evelau]

Can I get Kevin Eldon in a aqua coloured suit to come clean up my apartment please?

[beth4405]

I love toffee,I dont know why i dont eat toffee all the time . . . LOL

[JetsSparrow101]

genius with the dust finger

[bridgeydidge96]

"And the dust......oh the dust...."

[oneprizeonegoal]

where would you buy a suit in that colour?

[Eruadhiel]

"I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out." That sounds oddly...wrong.

[joyspreadingtiresme]

kevin eldon appears in both black books and an episode of spaced where he plays a secret agent, he is also is the comedy big train which had mark heap and simon pegg from spaced, jessica stevenson from spaced also appeared in black books bill bailey appeared in spaced at tims boss and here simon is manny boss and dylan moran was in run fatboy run and shaun of the dead with simon pegg ---------------- god thts so confusing

[kitty3309]

@joyspreadingtiresme Ah-ha! But don`t forget Dr Statham from Green Wing is in Spaced and Tamsin Gregg is in Green wing and Mac from Green wing is in Black Books aaaaaand the computer guy and mad secretary from Green Wing are in Peep show....

[joyspreadingtiresme]

@kitty3309 why thank you for updating my link of comedian/shows thing :) soon noone will know whats going on

[Slurming]

Lol the coffee mug gets stuck to the table

[IsaacTuring]

I'm the cleaaannneeerrr



[chriswilliamstool]

@IsaacTuring he got me with that to, i wanted him to pull out a hanky or a cloth too in desgust

[5EANmck0Y]

wish they made more seasons

[timodeusdragon]

@5EANmck0Y Same here... I've watched the three seasons over and over and over again

[AshesOfDante]

dirty.....*that part made me laugh so hard I nearly peed*

[AshesOfDante]

Anyway why do we need him!? The place isn't that bad! *sips from coffee cup with table stuck to it* HAHAHAHA that was genius!

[MrAnthony78666]

this is the first episode of this show i ever saw. it's etched into my brain...so, whenever i see my type of gal, i think, "dirty" lol

[BookLover58]

dirty! :D

[infidel94]

quinn aint look like this guy

[phwoart]

This is what Agent Smith does on weekends.

[phwoart]

More or less Agent Smith's weird gay cousin.

[snake0d]

This video doesn't have the best part where the cleaner pops up right in front of his face saying: "whatever am I going to do with you?"

[MindMoose]

Cobwebs, containing a number of different arachnids.....with beans.

My favourite bit in the episode.

[MegaAdam1000]

"Dirty..."

"AAAGH!"

[NightinGal89]

I wanna clean Bernard's dusty cups from the inside out, too.

[ginacranbourne]

The very first part of this scene is hilarious......."Dirty"....

[keeperofthecheese]

10 people don't have second degree unspecified soiling in zones B through K.

[Faril91]

@keeperofthecheese or maybe they do and cant call the cleaner

[nix231]

I love how he says "I'm the cleaner."

[wanm1869]

Dirty...

AHHH!

[TrickyWoo315]

Would I employ Kevin Eldon to clean up? Oh yesssss. Yesssss I would!

[TheNomeKing]

North ceiling corner, cobwebs containing a number of deceased arachnids...............and beans

Hahaha, best bit!

[markadair]

He has no nas(T)le hair!

[1337Tazer]

I hate laugh tracks.

[Samuraii17]

"dirtyyy" creepiest character since the dawn of television!

[stratocaster1986able]

Pissed myslef laughing when he lifted up that table.

[LaFemmeMorte]

Och, you left out the best part of that scene!

"Whatever am I going to do with you?"

[BodomChildBreeder]

the 'desceased arachnids' line gave me an extremly unexpected laughing fit...

[piercedfreak000]

@BodomChildBreeder with beans......

[x360m4]

@piercedfreak000 im pretty sure its bees, (dead bees in spiderwebs)

[piercedfreak000]

@x360m4 nope, defo beans =D

[x360m4]

@piercedfreak000 yea your right XD

[muzman52]

@x360m4 it's beans

[ARC21001]

0:03 fav part ! lol

[miyabi0006]

10 people have very dusty cups

[LoveOfNight94]

"I don't trust him! He has no nasel hair!!"

[AdoreTheIrony]

I want to clean your dusty cups lmao

[MsVikky12]

ooooooooooooooooooooooh the dust.

[DragonflyGirl09]

*Shudder*

[firecrotchlad]

hygiene fail

[weedybix]

DIRTY!.........

[Hansius247]

dirty, nasty and shameful...

[mokshalovely]

and the dust... oh, the dust...

[Iaineth]

10 people need to fuck off.

[ohdoshutit]

this show is great

[BodomChildBreeder]

''deceased arachnids.... with beans.......'' lmao

[alien1974]

utter genius!!!!!!!

[allaboutheaven]

My friend told me about this channel... thanks :)

[cottononbody]

hahah i love black books :)

[FreedomSam1]

what ever am i going to do with you dylan morans face o.O haha

[roomwithacatinit]

Well Bernard, I beat you. My air is WAY dustier than that.

[xanthochordal]

Dirty...

[karott59]

A north ceiling corner cobweb containing a number of deceased arachnids. With beans. AWESOME!

[aimsley420]

=D the Manny one is on Saving Grace!

[smontgomery128]

what season/episode is this?

[darthkazden]

Who am i? Il tell you who i am.....Im the cleaner. haha its like u think he will say a name but hes just "the cleaner" so funy

[guitarlordification]

everythings very....DIRTY

[talia1387]

hehehe deceased arachnids hehehe

[6Qubed]

I am American and, being from the south, therefore somewhat unfamiliar with this show.

What season/episode was this?

[demonlord909]

@6Qubed i cant remember what episode this is but i know that it's in season 1

[gaz2206]

I can't believe that you haven't included the scene where the cleaner actually leans into Dylan Moran's ear and scares him some more. You could have just waited another ten seconds before you rudely cut off the video amid action -__-

[MoonPhase94]

@gaz2206 Whoever edited these is fucking lazy. Fans have done a much better job when selecting their fave scenes. Channel 4 are shit all round.

[gaz2206]

@MoonPhase94 Agreed.

[dotchoo]

@MoonPhase94 well, they aired it, didn't they?

[steerpike66]

I think Chris O Dowd is NO Dylan Moran.

[steerpike66]

Why the hell did this magnificent show run for only three seasons and The fucking IT Crowd has just been commissioned for it's FIFTH?

It's a massively inferior effort.

[lora2708]

@steerpike66 I think both are pretty awesome :-)

[kibk8al]

@steerpike66 Unlike most shows, they managed to quit before each episode seemed like a rehash the preceding ones. The concept was good while it lasted, but now they're off doing new things instead of wasting their time on the same old stuff.

[nickylx]

@steerpike66 Short answer; they are written by different people. Linehan only co-wrote the first series, and Dylan Moran didn't want to do any more Black Books.

Personally I love the IT Crowd. I don't think it's inferior; just different.

[pa2pb]

The dust..oh the DUST

[BobTheMunificent]

Ah yes, Channel 4 - the people who bought you: "This video has been blocked in your country"-

even when it is a BBC program and the BBC presumably own the copyright.

No worries - just download the Torrents for the two or three programs they have that are worth watching. Thank god for the Beeb.

[MrFlameifrit]

The best bit of this episode is when manny is eating scrambled egg from a shoe with a comb lol

[Pr0perB01]

Classic scene from a gr8 comedy program

[FreedomValentine]

Never mind the cleaner, get Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa over. They cleaned Bernard's clothes AND his house.

[DoctorMasterRoseOT3]

@FreedomValentine And Bernard if I remember correctly

[alphidee78]

It's not that dusty!

[Beatboxbob]

I just had a thirty second advert preceeding a 2 minutes clip. That ratio on TV would be illegal.

[josecher]

@Beatboxbob and it should be illegal here too

[tbolland1991]

@Beatboxbob install adblock plus in your browser. i've never seen a youtube advert

[ralujk]

@Beatboxbob actually the show content to ad ratio on network television is usually 2:1

[PickledYoshi]

@ralujk Not in the UK, we have around 7 minutes of ads per hour.

[ZaphodXLII]

@Beatboxbob haha, not in the states

[uhlansnathe]

@Beatboxbob Quit complaining; use Chrome or Firefox and then install Adblock. No laws required ^^

[carterhayes23]

wild  beans

[MeowwGrawwr]

AHAHAAAAA

he just swipes his finger through the air :L

funny funny!

[AntiJonasZone]

DIRTY!

[Kelismoviesmoothie]

This is probably the best clip of BB I've yet seen! Love Moran, sounds like a crunk child!

[LoFizz]

Is it just me or does Cleaner have a Josef Mengele-ish aura about him?

[Crispears1]

the cleaner is joplin on Big Brother Dead Set. Ironically he's a bit of a stinky sweaty mess in that.

[Morrybaby]

this serie rocks!

[Mirafjori]

I liked how he fetced the dust in the air :) lol

[AxelTiger]

" with beans" XD godz i laughed so hard when i first heard that

[6Qubed]

I didn't even know they made suits in toothpaste green.

[ratter88]

I think I would prefer to leave, please...

[patrickstardust]

I want to clean you dusty cups...

[EmoEwok666]

dusty cups =D

[EmoEwok666]

the stae of the bathroom is (long sniff) shamefull

[masterofrock666]

The place isnt that bad.

(Picks up cup with table atttched)

[0hSoKorny]

Dylan Moran is amazing! And gorgeous :D

[moglove109]

why am i exactly like bernard black!? i look eactly the same, act the same, have a bookshop, the only difference is i know how to use a computer!!

[vicdaen]

If all of that is true, marry me now!

[naomip12]

is it in london? i have an absurd desire to visit you!

[PissLipsMan]

wooooo black books

[Saikulv100]

@mvox55199 seriously you have no life if you came on here to say that you attention seeking whore, and thats all your gonna get. get a life and stop wasting other peoples time

[emantle]

@mvox55199

Shit troll is shit.

[ireland141]

black books

father ted

it crowd

lmao

[RRRVVVLLLVVVRRR]

MACHADAYNU, MACHADAYNU....ETC

[joetheanglo]

I want that suit and boots, for fancy dress

[golightly313]

@joetheanglo will you sneak up to people and emphasis key words when talking?

[joetheanglo]

If you want me too.

I could do it at the christmas party.

[leeham991]

Oh god...

What ever happened to comedy that involved good acting?

[imaymakemakeyoutired]

Black books is AWESOME!

[bodyanti]

that suit is bad ass.

[zHAGANz]

he looks like a chubby version of the G-Man (a la Jimmy Carr)

[Neogothic]

"Dirty.."

"BAAAAAAHH!"

[kristinamnen]

DIRTY!

[23RMD]

"Im Currently eating scrambled egg, with a comb out of a shoe"

[BrickBeige]

AHHHH! Best part is missing!

[lilmizzfo0z]

which bit do u think is the best bit?

[doomcookies]

That guy kinda looks like Agent Smith. If he wore a teal green suit and was obsessed with cleaning that is.

[Kyrogirl]

he creeps me out lol

[childUK]

Dylan Moran + Bill Bailey = Awesomeness

[likeicecreamdoc]

Back when channel 4 had real good comedy...i wish it wud come back!

[JennyCartwight]

My favorite episode!

Cobweb containing a number of diseased arachnids...and beans! XD

[Nivanarocks]

he wud scarer the shit out of me if he was cleaning my house

[0xmnmx0]

Dirty!

[MetalHeadChick1993]

Awesome! :D

Kevin Eldon is a buddist :P

[TheCaffineOtaku]

Spaced is coming back!!!

[BrutalMoonDragon]

fuck i love this programme i hav like...all of them my fav one wud probably b where manny's parents come or the piano one lolz

[sadlerjohn]

same i have all of them too it's such a shame they never made another series. :(

[FakeMoley]

Someone needs to get Dylan Moran to stop being lazy and make more Black Books tbh!

[L0neW0lfR1s1ing]

Cobweb containing a number of deceasd arachnids..... with beans.

[frederickbabyyeah]

i got a job as cleaner awhile back so have an exscuse for constantly whispering "Im the CLEANER" when people dont think im there, in theyre ear.

[shortyzan]

Haha! I do the same! I'm only a temp cleaner so people are always asking me who I am when I start a new job, I think I freak people out with my response but hey the job has to have some advantages right?!

[sawbabe999]

Kevin Eldon is awesome! :)

[zuska69]

"And the dust......oh, the dust" :D:D:D:D

[Eladas334]

Dirty

[MichaelWatt]

Kevin Eldon is amazing

[hurleyslegacy]

Bernard Black is my soul mate! :-) I will be his summer girl!

[funkychikkin]

I'd give him one

Actually I'd give him several

[funkychikkin]

Dylan Moran, that is LOL

Not Kevin Thingy 

He's not horny and dirty looking LOL

[jpk17199292]

He doesn't been Dylan Moran, Kevin Eldon is the cleaner

[sacredgeometry]

thats odd there isnt a laughter track on the dvd....to my memory

[Pankotor]

Yes there is actually.

[sacredgeometry]

nope there isnt on my version how odd

[Pankotor]

Strange, I bought it through Amazon and there is on mine :p Oh well.

[sacredgeometry]

:) i dont doubt that it is really odd that mine hasnt got it, although they could have done a league and released it with and without at different points

[Conservative2able]

Great tele!

[Strahanie1]

I wanna Fuck Dylan Moran.. He's so fucking funny

[proposals]

Ahh! Black Books! When I was like 13 I had this tiny black and white tv in my room (the screen was smaller than this youtube video) and it only got one channel, and this show was played several times in a row at night. I wouldn't be able to get to sleep I'd be laughing so hard. I'm an American by the way, so needless to say no one in my family or at school had any clue about this show, and it was so sad for me. =[ I was known for having "odd tastes." Sigh. I should have been English.

[katiewwe123]

You have good tastes.

[BaddaBigBoom]

Not "odd" tastes -good taste :-) You know what I call people who refer to me as "odd"? (apart from the 4 letter words!) ...NORMALIENS !

Have you seen 'The IT Crowd'?