Christmas Kicks Hanukah's Ass!

[tianasweettea]

@thebearjew117

[GanEdenVideo]

christ-mass is not BIBILICAL

[sasdasfasgas]

Christian4 ever!

PEACE forgive all Jews, God will judge them.

IC XC

NI KA

[GanEdenVideo]

@sasdasfasgas God will judge your arse as well moron

[wrldeye12]

bizarre video

[funoonoo]

i really think its better if no one laughed at anybody's religion! were all humen...

[andrewmerk]

@funoonoo yeh were all human and laughing at peoples beliefes is what humans do sterio types are funny in my eyes i dont believe there true but its funny example: White people are lame

christians are clones

jews are greedy

blacks steal

mexicans are good at leaving mexico

asians know kungfu

natives make bad business men...... the list goes on its just funny any real rasists well can go fuck them selfs

[MrRxProductions]

@andrewmerk well im asian and christian im must be a clone of bruce lee

[VivaLaBella]

@justonemorename WTF? thats completely wrong, in fact, extremely offensive. chanukah has nothing to do with the KKK or jews vs jews at all? (BTW - KKK jews in an oxy moron, just saying).

Hanukkah is celebrated by Jews because it commemorates the military victory of the Jewish Maccabees over the Greek-Syrians who had oppressed and attempted to convert Jews to Greeks by forced assimilation and threats to kill . Hanukkah also commemorates the re-dedication of the Second Jewish Temple in 164 BCE.

[withinaquarterinch]

Yup - every Jew knows that Christmas beats Chanukah's ass. It is lonely being a Jew at Christmas. Unless, of course, you know someone Christmas's and takes pity on you and invites you over to watch everyone else open presents. Oh wait, that sucks too....

[nastylefthook1]

elintsam,,,,,,you still selling that jewish propaganda,,,,jesus was galilean not jewish,,,,jews were endomites who settled in judea,,,,jesus spent time in judea,,,,jesus was not jewish,,,

[squiggywiggles]

This is exactly how I feel and I did go to hebrew day school.

[happyjoel]

@justonemorename Sounds like somebody went to Hebrew Day School growing up and got a little too much of the official message! :-)

[khatpandwa]

Nice Video - Music Too Loud .

[lucite11]

Have you seen the Hanukah party video?

watch?v=oNHL-p5Hsn4

[chonitin]

take hanukah to the middle east - This is America and Christmas rules here!

[thebearjew117]

Sorry for the bad words guys i was talking @chontin

[Caroleeena]

This made me laugh so hard! Great job. Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to you.

[samscreed]

my best friend is jewish and he says Hanukkah is better and it makes me lol every time

[chonitin]

Well of course! Christmas always kicks hanukah's ass and Santa beats the sh*t out of harry hanukah

[thebearjew117]

stronzo fottuto stupido!!!

[thebearjew117]

@chonitin shut the fuck up you stupid antisemitic bastard you stupid ass bastard go to your fucking hitler you motherfucking asshole I hope that you burn in hell ..............................­.........[cough] nazi [cough]

[kirbyrocks7]

People should sing this whilst caroling.

[Pizzapie7738]

go eat urslef

[Elinitsam]

That cop must have been paid off by the Jews! What's wrong with mangers? Jews have to stop hating Christ!

[Caroleeena]

@Elinitsam Jews don't hate Jesus. Jesus was Jewish!

[sirvassago]

יש ישרים ויש להם שעות נוספות בעתיד הקרוב לא תמצאו. תחי פלסטין

[Christmasgoat]

Wasn't there a Hanukah Harry?

[andie531]

why don't you just give in and get a Hanukah bush and a Hanukah man like all the other Jewish kids?

[Nadav34]

actually, Christmas is a jewish holiday.. it means birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus - the best Jew of all Jews.

[jnurin]

birth of YOUR lord.

[Nadav34]

No, actually birth of Your Lord, since he is Jewish and is the Son of God.

[jnurin]

i don't want to get into a whole religious debate on youtube at all (i get that on my facebook page :-( ), but 1. thanks for recognizing jesus was jewish (a lot of people i know don't know that want to believe that.). but 2. if you know that, then you should probably know that jews don't believe that jesus was the messiah/lord/son of god, and that's why we are still jews and not christians.

[jayscripps]

I like it a lot. I like your brain. Check out my song and tell mr what you think. All I want for christmas is to be jewish...Chixie dix

[MikeSpander]

Hilarious!!!! Very well done!!!

[fivish]

This is realy funny! Only a Jew could write such comedy! Jews can laugh at themselves in a way that no Christian or Moslem could.

Christmas is after all a Pagan festival, nothing to do with Jesus.

Hanukah is a wonderful festival, an affirmation of life, freedom and Hashems miracles.

[robken0174]

Umm, you've obviously have never heard of an Irishman laughing at himself. We're legendary at it. Too bad most of you don't know/appreciate this. Oh, and Christmas DOES kick boring hanukah's arse. Christmas is totally a celebration of life...just saying.

[captainyakman]

This video is fucking amazing, happy HOLIDAYS (christmas, chanukah, everything) to everyone

[Rata4You]

Christians and Muslims celebrating Christmas together, the music is boombing, celebrations felt across the planet and an anti-climax.....then it's hunnuckah - que the crickets!

[TheDisasterOfPompei]

this was good until you made fun of eight crazy nights. great movie.

[sandellen]

You are a comic genius! I almost stopped liking funny Jewish men after I saw Borat - thank God I gave myself one more chance and stumbled onto you, HappyJ!

[Funaki1234]

What's wrong with Borat, the magnificent genius?

[yumyumsryummy]

Paid for by Jews for Jesus?

[schelter300]

You should put out an album, man. Seriously.

[rjelline]

Hey man -- I'm an American abroad, starving for American culture, and this just f'ing killed me. Thanks for the good humor and the good spirits. Cheers to Channukhah, cheers to Christmas, and cheers to you for having a damn good sense of humor.

[LoyalTideFan]

Aw...thanks, dude. You can have the commercial Christmas. It's OK. Because Jesus Christ is Christmas. Shalom out.

[feiveloppenheim]

FUCK you dude your a low life.

[elktime]

lighten up dude. Hes just being creative and having some fun. Don't take this so seriously. Everyone that knows how amazing the story of Hanukkah is. Besides you have got to admit that was funny.

[PaisleyPatchouli]

I vote for chrismukkuh.

[johnsmdm]

you are on notice sir..

[10cjman10]

this is lame!!

[BabyZgatinha]

ur video sucks!

im jewish and i love hanukah...

theres nothing special about christmas, its a pagean holiday. i prefer to keep my jewish tradition and pride. because we're the chosen people of HaShem...

[scars73]

wow, some people take things way too serious. He is jewish!

[PoochGladiator12]

you r crappy.......... ur not the "chosen ones" moron

[xojonaslovee]

haaha u think ur so cool but ur not !

PS- ur ugly, brandons cuter

[xojonaslovee]

im jewish and i think this video is really rude to jews. ok you love christmas but you dont need to make fun of our traditions and beliefs.

[scars73]

he's jewish, take a joke!

[lemb1983]

please release this as a single for christmas/hannukah!!!!!!!!!!

[WORLDSTANDS]

hahhahaha really funny yeah christmas rox

and u look so jewish

[franrandom]

ahah classic

[mooki69]

This is so fucking awesome. I have to admit that Christmas kicks Hanukah's ass... sad winter to be a jew lol

[dlane1987]

Wat a dick! You were ment to be going into a police station and giving yourself up, instead you sing about xmass.

[SnowQueen42]

I'm an atheist and feel sort of out of place with this discussion. I still selebrate christmas, though, with my family. I believe that is called doublethink.

[alheli10]

algien me puede decir porque el policia tiene pantalones de mezclilla. Joel el ingenio que te dio Dios omniciente es increible segars un gran evangelista sobre todo para los jovenes. el unico Dios viviente te esta llamando y no podras resistir su llamado. Dios te bendice

[luckyburns]

Just awesome. Really really just awesome. Absolutely, truly, incredibly, look I said it was just awesome. I have work to do.

[Sophysoph]

even though that was holly not mistletoe... but i supose you are new to this.

[TheNurseJulie]

My home is devoutly Christian....and Christmas is a con. Test your spiritual discipline next year, don't buy any presents and pray instead. Or make something for everyone instead of buying a product, and when you get a "gee thanks" from everyone, my point will be proven.

[happyjoel]

HAHA!

loser.

[popmjpop]

ha - classic responce!

[mildseven2006]

LOL. Why's he telling the cop ?

[mangomama613]

This Jew has to disagree.

[WORLDSTANDS]

I love christams so much,Very proud to be christian.

Merry christmas to christians n non christians

[biffery]

hanukah blows until christmas blow its load...yeah christmas kicks hanukahs ass!!!!

[mattieb36]

I've always been ashamed of my obligation to represent Chanukah as a solid alternative to Christmas. Thanks for liberating me!!

[zerlang]

I loooove it!

[tonyzaret]

My only shock is that this doesn't already have a 100,000 views...

[finscape]

Don't you think it's ironic that hanukkah is a holiday commemorating the ass kicking we did on the Helenists? While Christmas is a holiday about a Jew being born?

[weebobbin]

I laughed.

[doctorfunk7]

you've been hangin with nadeev? he's turned you into a self hating jew too!

[happyjoel]

I'm not self-hating, I'm self-acknowledging. If you think Hanukah can hold a candle to Christmas, you are a wrong.

[MisterPaddlewat]

Naahh, you're just not doing Chanuka right, you hilarious Californian schlemiel. Bohrey pri hagafen on your sweetie, turn down the lights and fire up the channukiah. You'll need no mistletoe whatsoever.

[bananito6]

@happyjoel

are u serious?

[Mrvid123]

So great!