"The Mail Room"

[justingstring417]

Im using Chiefs advice. I'll be pounding the pussy in no time.

[blaster00000]

3:43 hey chief, how would react you a fanboy said mw3 is better than halo 3?

[BR0K3NB0TTL35]

@blaster00000 lol, 343. Coincidence? no3p

[blaster00000]

@BR0K3NB0TTL35 lol

[themxracer926]

dear chief and arbiter,

i would like to help u make a vid if so plz friend me LBENNNETTMX926

[EpicMadnessProductio]

Wedding was my favorite too "damn right son"

[thespireking66]

AD: whats clouds gaming!

ME: i dont give a folly fuck skip ad

[yolor7]

@dracobanis99 oh yeah

[dracobanis99]

wheres cortana

[Dw33zyInTheBuildin]

@dracobanis99 cortana got her butt chumped by an alien Jon chin. watch the earlier seasons

[TheJokesOnU99]

Arbiter i think you r cool and cheif is funny lol

[yolor7]

This is 'The Mail Room'. So what happened to Hypernews?

[dracobanis99]

@yolor7 these r old episodes

[xXStickymaster]

wedding was so awesome, ending with the best quote: "You wanna do it again?" "DANM RITE S0N" The other episode was fcking hilarious. *smacks* I think ive found teh ark, cuz ur ass is outta this world. I died laughing

[Noobpwner862]

U SAID IT WAS CHIEF AND ARBITER U RIMJOB

[robbiewazup]

U can't wait till chief realises theres a halo movie coming out soon

[emmerich2000]

when did master chief spank cortana?

[johnjobf]

@emmerich2000 "I think i've found the ark, cuz your ass is out of this world"

[MyBrothers3]

who ever didnt like this is a a** hole

[Icceal555]

George Carlin FTW. May he rest in peace.

[SCRulerShinoda]

Platoonic relashinshits. 

[ninhack]

you wanna one me one me you wanna one me one me you wanna one me one me

[SCRulerShinoda]

I love the new intros now.

[AmazingMarkV]

I sent in that email from Mark cus i wanted to see what a kickass response chief would have... But his plan is gay and would never work for anyone........

[ultraninjakid101]

arbiturandchei---f@g---mail.co­m

[MrAdzerman]

At 2:04 He Says RelationSHIT Status

[JYHProductions]

4:01 notice that Chief actually used grammar!

[xOwnZONE]

gpd dammit i hate WoW

[998BRO]

Lol leave it up to chief to get girls

[hyperkid05]

happy humping mark

[61tinydancer]

arby your advice worked as usual

[ArmorKingTV21]

woohoo mentioned aliens!

[2koo4u100]

Happy Humping Mark lawl

[danceman51trendscape]

I like the fact that cheifandthearbiter@gmail.com responded to some emails of mine ^^. NOT :D

[HotDamn70]

chiefs advice is actually pretty good

[JustBallax]

Hey guys Mark here! Thank you so much Chief I got myself a gf because of you! IT WORKED! ;D

[king32b]

when i first played halo one and i saw cortana this is what i actually said i was 12 "Damn her ass is fine"

[surfer605]

@king32b lolololololololololololololol

[ThisIsSoKoool]

haha did anyone else get the "platoonic" and "charlie sheen" joke?

[MrFisturmom]

works.



[PiVoTmAn1231000]

i just sent an email :P lol

[PiVoTmAn1231000]

i would just love to see his reaction at that time if he saw i was a lieutenant colonal grade 2.

[drgonlordmax]

i would bring skyrim

[CaramelisedCrumpet]

The new Onlive guy is very........English

[FG10sAdventure]

and thus hypermail was born

[TortillaGaming]

It's Gandhi not Ghandi.

Arby failed! OMG...

[MrAnonymous9898]

@TortillaGaming Yeah, I noticed. Haha, he also says "red" instead of "read".

[dmightyjdog94]

I like the mail room better then hypermail cause they answer more mail in hypernews they waste half the show arguing

[gmcq27]

Platoon reference to Charlie sheen

[Kybiosu]

What happened to Cortana, anyway?

[joeymario100]

@Kybiosu she was blasted into the sun

[kanabay112]

@Kybiosu watch the episode "king"

[FreelancerJess]

Cheaf is right... Avatar is f*cking cool..

[Boo34C]

ny favs were also wedding (fricking hilarious!) and digital fruitcakes (also as well, but also balls to the wall)

[Darkie87Henson]

HAHNEHANEHAHNEHAHAHANHE!!!



[TheCreeperhunter]

Sorry Chief, I don't have a Facebook XD

[HAJAMAPOO123]

Wedding FTW lol "IMA CHARGEN MA LASAR....SHOOOP DA WOOP"

[McRaymond100]

digital fruitcakes is my personal fav. i mean who doesnt like that ep.?

[cable19943]

bhahahahahahahahahah loolololzzzz

[runebladez999]

halo machinima such as red vs blue and arby n the chief are so long , with so many funny moments all hilarious in their own special , sometimes twisted , in their own little way , that once asked whats ur favorite episode/moment , u'de number up like half of the total episodes. and still forget some. i did a rvb meme. forgot to put some stuff in under my favorite characters, and quotes

[gaeb611]

@runebladez999 you talk da truth, respect

[novaeligible]

@runebladez999 Arby n the Chief fav quote: A: What's this behind my back? I'm...stupid? Chief: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI, RvB fav quote: Grif: I would just like to say for the record, I suck, and I am a girl. And I wear pink ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys. Sarge: This may be the best surrender we've ever done.

[mousey165ify]

i agree with mastur cheef avatar is a good movie

[TheUnluckyGnome]

skip intro 0:20

[cheapitychopXD]

happy humping mark ;D

[JKillaz24]

Chief's advice actually isn't that terrible lol

[Nucl3arT1g3R]

Is Microsoft Sam available to download?(If it is a download, and not just a voice affect.)

[SamPlaysFunGames]

0:01



[rampg8]

i miss cortana

[Deibear]

George Carlin is my idol too. Yay Arby.

[johncenaman1000]

Happy Humping mark lol

[TheOllie1256]

can somebody strangle chief he's a annoying bastard

[OptimoCluster]

Chief's Advice Works! Arbiters is waaaaay harder than the easy chief advice.

[ivelxz]

is this episode the first episode of hypermail

[steelersfan826]

@ivelxz Not quite, it's sort of it's predecessor.

[Statusinator]

Oh GOD! I loled so hard when i saw how they spelt relationship! ^_^

[Sonnybear7]

can you make a yahoo i dont have gmail

[TEds0n3]

@Sonnybear7 u can send emails to a gmail account using a yahoo account

[Sonnybear7]

my fav episodes where the previos one and wedding

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

My favorite is Pirates.

The Pirates's life is the life of me,

hahahaha and a bottle of WIN!

[JRmoveis2007]

SOTN IS AEWSOME

[preston248]

Okay, is it just me, or was Chief's girl advice ACTUALLY logical? It's genius!

[ThePhi1ly]

@preston248 It actually was. I'm gonna try it out.

[halokman]

Who's gandi

[xthehedgehog]

@halokman He's a famous guy.

[addictedkoala]

Seriously, Chief's girl advice was strangely, not awful

[differ97sezons11]

lol happy humping mark

[freestyleballer66]

Fighting is for queers.

[Jango672]

It worked for me because she actually watches arby and the chief!

[madnessboy1000]

Wedding 1 is funny because chief blows and kills everybody rofl whs with meh

[flingymingy]

Is it sad that chiefs advice worked.... ?

[KTL1999]

my fav episode was wedding

[turtleclam]

@KTL1999

high five

[KTL1999]

@turtleclam :D *SLAP!*

[turtleclam]

@KTL1999

dam rite son

[KTL1999]

@turtleclam yah next thing they should make is the best wedding crash XD

[turtleclam]

@KTL1999

yah i agree

[andybirger]

@KTL1999 man, it was epic!

[KTL1999]

@andybirger SHOOOP DA WOOOOOOooOooOOOoP!

[andybirger]

@KTL1999 Wanna do it again?

DAYM RITE SON!

[KTL1999]

@andybirger (In a Chief Voice) Lololollololololololololololol­olololololololololollololololo­lololololololol (person) Shut Up!

[Halo22Reach]

@KTL1999 same that was hilarious ive watched it like 20 times and still laugh hahahahaahaha

[KTL1999]

@Halo22Reach wish i could play halo now but i don't have a xboxz anymorez so i shoop sa woooooOoOoOoop!

[TortillaGaming]

@KTL1999 Wanna do it again?

[KTL1999]

@TortillaGaming Damn right son! (High five)

[WatchdogDisciple]

@KTL1999 Oh by far.

[momdieddad]

Chief's advice is my advice. I'm an asshole.

[soaponaroapDG]

u said it was chief and arbitur, you rimjob!

[profssrfunk]

chief fucking SLAYS pussy

[MyBoomboom12345]

the fail room!!!rofl

[Steven200918]

Thumb up if you look for the episode that chief spank cortana ass lmfao

[DigitalBroomstick]

@Steven200918

thumb whore fail

[TheBlackbeltjason]

@Steven200918 wat episode was dat

[codydoomguy]

those two are my fav. barbies :P



[Starfire2897]

@codydoomguy are you high?

[2217coolguy]

thumbs up if u <3 chief mai friendz!!11!!!!1!!!1111!!!one!­!1!!!

[DigitalBroomstick]

@2217coolguy

thumb whore fail

[DoLpHiNBoi808]

58 people are cod addicts

[uniongrunt]

Hell yeah George Carlin

[supertoasteroftoast]

@Affraybrothers

Fuck you. that damn bill will never be passed, because anonymous exists. people like you are worse than that bob copypasta. GTFO SUMMERFAG

[itzProPain]

I LOVE THE MAIL ROOM

[SkullStealler]

o3e

[shadowdemons117]

chuck norris is my idol :D

[MrBlahblahla]

id take GTA IV with me to my island

[HaloandDbz]

reech is bst game evr lolololololololololololol swat swat swat swat swat rofl lmao chief rocks sodas arbiter loolololololol beter then black ops

[HaloandDbz]

reech is bst game evr lolololololololololololol swat swat swat swat swat rofl lmao chief rocks sodas arbiter loolololololol beter then black ops

[EasyCheesyMac]

I'm loving the intro music.

[BlackBelt288]

happy humping mark

[TheMaximumOverLord]

W0w LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPLPL1!­

[Viper6351]

Seriously what the fuck is the point in these youtube ads? Are they TRYING to piss us off!?

[AJTCH15]

Some one should ask cheif where his foot is.

[pivotmasterDM1]

What DID happen to cortena?

[kljppppp]

@pivotmasterDM1 got thrown into aa sun by a gay alien who made love to todd and travis's butts!

[Goldspar1]

@pivotmasterDM1 She got fired into a alien sun, while todd and travis got used as an gay alien's sex slave.

[isacloboz]

Acer aspire one ftW

[xxDPKINGxx]

Master Chief has such infallible advice. I think I'm going to try it.

[InBrothersRock]

Hey chief I took your advice... Im still single!

[triggerhappy5409]

charlie sheen eh? ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TITS

[83ghostman]

Arbiters mom bcuz that ass is so fine lmao

[HyperViper94]

im called NATHAN!

[Ownuer]

BEAST advice from Master Chief!

[supertoasteroftoast]

@Hamgammy

Wow... Just Wow.

Why does one with such fail trolling powers keep trying to troll? none of us are angry. you got defensive over my comment, which shows your lack of intelligence

[ps32productions]

I haz tht c0mput3r

[supertoasteroftoast]

I'm going to be the better man here, and ignore you, because im not angry. Just goes to prove my point about attention whores on youtube

[Iceburner96]

0:50 <---- press this button to skip the god damn long intro and the ad.

[haganebr]

You know, some of master chief's dating advice actually makes sense. Specially the 2 final steps. Also, Symphony of The Night is a great pick :) I'd probably pick that too.

[haganebr]

You know, some of master chief's dating advice actually makes sense. Specially the 2 final steps.

[rudenorm]

dunbass master chief

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

lolololololololololololol Master Chiefs guide to getting a girlfriend is a 100% failproof step by step plan!

[Biotrin]

This show has become a fail

[aidanplastation3]

@Biotrin youre a fail gives us 1 good reason why

[Hamgammy]

@Biotrin cry more sad noob.

[Biotrin]

@Hamgammy right back at ya noob general!

[Dragoh2]

Youtube commercials are dumb



[supertoasteroftoast]

Damn, i don't know what's funnier, this video, or the fact that alot of fucktards in past comments prentended to have sent that letter about the girlfriend advice.

nice try morons, no one fell for it.

[Hamgammy]

@supertoasteroftoast why so angry douchebag?

[xSGTxSMURFx]

neckst

[ReachFTW666]

i would take god of war 3 :) that game is actually friggin beast :) even though i dont like ps3 :)

[MrFirepick17]

GEORGE CARLIN FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrwarriorsoul1]

the fail room

[TheRazgrizBlaze]

I liked the last intro even though it was a bit long. It gives that halo feel to arby n the chief. Thumbs up if you agree. ROFLMAO. But it does need shortening. LOLs

[jeirda5]

The intro music sounds like something from cave story

[jpbkidvid]

where is the one were travis and tod die?

[14tacodude]

The wedding pwns because chief is a fucking tool

[Night325Dark]

i really dont agree with chief on the girl tips

[bombersrulz]

@Night325Dark You kidding cunt? Chief is the fucking king of the pussy, he demolishes more cunt then you demolish big macs fatty.

[KAIRUUUUUUU]

@bombersrulz lmfao funny!

[MrDemon9392]

@bombersrulz Lmao that was pretty funny

[preston248]

@bombersrulz LOL. Please be my personal insult creator.

[unicorneye]

does anyone else have a hard on?