The Young Ones - WAIIITEEEEEER!!

[Toyotacamry1993]

Everytime i go into a pub/ resteraunt i shout WAITER!!!!! WAITER!!! haha

[Sam5726]

"She was a shoplifter when I knew her!" "She doesn't look strong enough to lift shops." TOHOHOHOHO.

[zR750gUY]

I have the complete set on dvd... for complete bastards....awesome stuff.

[emmaloulouwilkinson]

its alright lads. i stole some money from riks bedroom this morning so i'll get these.

brilliant :D

[wannabegangsta2011]

What episode is this from?

[phiberoptick]

2:35

[2willboi]

tell me misses vyvian why did you give your son a girls name

[TimeVortex97]

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TEEEEEEEEER

[xxTravelGirlxx]

"This is a friend of min called Mike, this is a friend of mine called Neil, and that's a complete bastard I know called Rick"

xD hahaha i love Vyvian

[ThrottleCola]

"You 'um it, I'll shamshyerfacein. >8C"

I love that line so much. XD

[JonnysMADps]

Lol love it, WTF going on at the end tho /;0

[ijem1975]

which episode is this?

[Lytton333]

Somehow it all looks a bit stilted now.. doesn't flow..

[Lytton333]

SomehowiIt all looks a bit stilted now.. doesn't flow..

[TwelveBridges]

when he says waiter he sounds a Dalek lol

[1967mark1]

oh er....he is a bastard isn't he! MINT.

[vonknackertrasher]

I like the 'up yours' with the drumsticks.

[flaxonx3]

Why are so many good comedies ruined by unnecessary extras, the surreal scenes never worked & look worse now, those goldilocks & the 3 bears at the end were pointless. Like that northern bloke sketch in Harry & Paul, why do people who know what comedy is resort to painfully unfunny material when they should know better.

[PedanticBastard]

Pub was called "The Cock of the North" in Westbury Park (Bristol).. now the "Westbury Tavern". Crap place !!! They changed the name to the "Kebab and Calculator" just for the episode....

[felic70]

"you hum it, i'll smash your face in" :) best line ever

[guyboxerdog]

Went to this pub when I lived in Bristol. Seem to remember it was Cotham. Weird place.

Was not called the Kebab and Calculator though!

[MJNSEIFER]

Out of all the singers, Madness are the only ones who have appeared twice in Young Ones.

[eagled96]

pure class! :) wtf were only 12 episodes made? heres a thought: all the cast are still alive. why not a new series (the old young ones!!) BTW 4 dislikes?? some people have a tumour in their humour!!

[guyboxerdog]

@eagled96 Would hate to see it ruined by an embarrasing return. I think let whats been be whats been. They gave us so much we should leave it at that lest they turn into a joke (you know what I mean!)

[marley7303]

She doesn't look strong enough.

[TheseAgesofSorrow]

"This e're's a friend of mine called Mike, ah...this is my friend called Neil, and...that's a complete bastard I know called Rick." ♥ LOVE IT!!!!

[lizziedizzy5412]

Oh...'ello mum.

[stadalberts]

And mines a baby shamp.

[babymoondancer]

@stadalberts What the hell is that? I've never heard of it.

[TheMizzAmz]

@stupidintellect90

im only 15 and i L.O.V.E this soo much

[wungabunga]

@TheMizzAmz so you should: best kids show ever!

[AccidentalGhost]

"Oh...hello mum."

[MonkeyCantFly]

Vivvian: "She was a shoplifter when i knew her!" Neil: "She doesn't look strong enough." LOL. 2:03 - 2:08

[PlayItAgainTubeSam]

I love the way Vyvyan beats PRick all the time ^^ Just hear the sound at 2:50 o°P

'He ís a complete bastard, isn't he?' ^^^^

[stupidintellect90]

i'm only 17 and i love this...it's far better then anything on tv nowadays...most things are just so obscene and pointless...bring back the good old comedy!!!!!!!!

[Rikairiify]

WAITER!

[sashaparamore87]

tell me mrs vyvyan why did you give him a girls name? lol

[ghostofchat77]

They forgot when he goes "Oi, quit telling the old bag about your herpes" lol

[djchrisp]

Rick rolling his R's kills me ... ''we're actually tewific fwiends'' lol

[ashoftomorrow]

@djchrisp lol rick rolling.

[DitisDope]

Vivian you never told that your Mom was a Bartender ´´She was a shopfilter when i knew her!!´´ hahahaha

She doesnt look strong enough ´´eeh´´ ..Too lift shops. hahaha my ooh my..

hahaha LMAO

[robbierules81]

'ows dad?"

"You know i dont know who he is!"

that explains a lot

[OoMrLoVeRmAnoO]

does anyone know what episode this is called?

[robbierules81]

@OoMrLoVeRmAnoO Boring

[BadInfluencesBand]

@OoMrLoVeRmAnoO boring

thats actually whats it called, its a funny episode :P

[larkfeast]

@OoMrLoVeRmAnoO boring

[larkfeast]

@OoMrLoVeRmAnoO boring or bored. something like that

[gwarriorfromhell]

you should've kept the part where they leave and rick tells mike to stop talking about his herpes... god i love this show.

[KickRockNow]

coffee please Vyvian, it's not very clever or smart to drink, I want to stay in control!!

[carbilicon]

tell me misses vyvian, why did you give your son a girl's name?!

[spanther22]

"this is a pub they dont do coffee" aaaaah the good old days

[MrRik2]

@BoominTunes This scene was in the original broadcast and the repeats.

[flyby7a]

bACK THEN THEY WERE : "the young ones". SADLY TODAY THEY ARE THE OLD ONES....

[ROXIO7]

"she doesn't look strong enough!.... to lift shops..."

NEIL!!!

[ChazJayHeaton]

oh...hello mum

[Voices72]

How dad??

Oh i wish you would stop asking me that.... you know i have no idea who he is.

Classic.

[Borat911]

Oh!, Hello mom !! I fell of me chair !!!

[Shanemac88]

Fuck you yanks... can't understand spoken English

... "My body and the world I live in"...

... "Are you still talking to the old bag about your herpies"... (not "old broad")

[Thagros]

"YOU, WOMAN!!!!" *V-fingers lift* LMFAO.

I keep making that reference with my missus' and she never gets it.

[666thesnowman]

now dear, come over here and tell me what youve been doing the last 10 year.... not you zit face LOL

[teakle22]

"Tell me Mrs. Vyvyan, Why did you give him a girls name?" ROFL!! Fucking crack up XD

[wickedfeylady]

Funny as F*ck...my roommate and I are like Neil and Rick

[dontleademsomuch]

@wickedfeylady i'm sure you're both a blast at parties

[Cleric775]

02:13

Probably £87 today, which is still a f*cking rippoff!

"But I only have (15) quid" She flipping takes it anyway...

[Samuelity1]

What shirt is Vvyvan wearing?

[JimiDoris]

@Samuelity1

He's wearing a 1978 Rush tour shirt

[Samuelity1]

@JimiDoris Thanks :) But isnt that a bit weird seeing as Vyvvyan is a punk and Rush are a prog band.

[JimiDoris]

@Samuelity1

I believe that Adrian Edmonson just wore his own old concert shirts for the show. He's got some rare ones....'79 Motorhead and an '80 Saxon, just to name a few that I have recognized.

[stupidintellect90]

i wonder which one of them farted as they sat down?????????????? i say Rik

[Memoryburst]

She doesn't look strong enough...to lift shops. HAHAHA

[user12119]

You woman!

[ILUVSOAD666]

WAIIIITEEEER......WAIIITEEEEER­.....lol

[jimbobjun]

I'm just joshing mrs vyvian

[sketchyjoe83]

Is that Noel Filding.....

[RetroKid07]

@sketchyjoe83 Nope , he was probably a baby when this came out .

[sketchyjoe83]

@RetroKid07 Oh thanks haha i ment vivs mother looks like Noel or Noel has styled himself on vivs mum ;)

[zapkvr]

You 'um it, I'll smash your face in. Damn I love that line.

[TheStevie1977]

do u know summer holiday by cliff richard? yeah u hum it and i will smash ur face in lol

[Choefoe]

it,s madness, it,s an embarresement ARF !!!

[funkypurple5]

amaazing!!

[minimartin3]

oh ... ello mum LOL!

[MissMaddiem00]

all these years i've been wondering why my dad had been saying "you hum it and i'll smash your face in."

and now i know =D

lol

[GreenBandProductions]

@MissMaddiem00 Oh I thought they say if you am it ill smash ya face in

[LtlFckUp]

i started watching this when i was like 6, i still fucking love it

it NEVER gets old!

[TheAwex]

WAAAAAITAAAAAAA! .... WAAITAAAA!.....uuuu woman! lol wow

[MrScottydog1969]

"Tell me, Mrs. Vyvian. Why did you give him a girl's name?" Absolutely classic show!

[kayotic81]

1:11 I Dont Abuse My Body In The World I Live In, LOL, I still quote lines from this today.

[gibbo909]

same :D

[mamakash]

I just said that yesterday!

But I can't quite get the words through the accent . . . I though he said "A bag of crisps please, but not meat flavored, because I don't abuse my body and the world I live in." I used to think it was "in" rather than "and", but now that I'm older(and veg), the latter makes more sense,

[xoxrae3xox]

Brings back memories of my teenage years watching re-runs on tv..wipes tear from eye.

[MrScottydog1969]

Yes indeed. I've many memories tied to this show from my teenage years. I'm glad I'm not the only one with tears in my eyes.

[McLarenMercedes]

0:23 Vyvian says: "It's Madness isn't it, it's an EMBARASSMENT".

You probably won't get that if you're not a Madness fan yourself. "Embarassment" is one of the singles they released back in 1980.

[TOYDOLLSKID]

@McLarenMercedes i wondered that........



[unRompecabezas]

Believe it or not, the actress who plays Vyv's tacky mum is a respected novelist in Britain. Pauline Melville is from a Guyanese family. She wrote The Ventriloquist's Tale, an amazing satire about sexual and cultural intrigue in old Georgetown.

[Coverdale32]

"tell me missis vyvyan, so why did you give hime a girls name then."

[derangedband]

i wonder what neil vyv rik and mike are doing now-they should bring it back and rename it the old ones or something! i crave more of this legendary comedy XD

[McLarenMercedes]

they DID consider doing sort of a comeback for a one-off calling it "the old ones"

it came to nothing, or has been put on hold

[derangedband]

really? wow...thats a shame :(

i guess its like when they denied a 4th series of bottom.

[ADyingFaith]

How wrong was that. I cant believe we were all denied a 4th series of Bottom. Damn the BBC.

[robbierules81]

waiiiiter!! waiiiter!.....YOU WOMAN

[pointless12345678910]

you hum it i will smash your face in

[raj4493]

Ilove this show wish they made more eps. tho :[ oh well i <3 Vyvyan lol

[ord1711]

Vyv's mom saying "He is a bastard, isn't he" is in "Los Bastardes" by Primus at 1:45 or so. I realized when I heard her again after 25-or-so years.

[phonicfred]

what an excellent episode :P

[groundctrl77]

Do anyone remember Rik's "How to be a little sod" series?

I couldn't find a single clip of it on YT.

[RawrAMPLol]

lol when vyvyan's mom took Vyvyans watch off he was all like what the fuck

[XxGoCrazyGurlxX]

at the end rick says "are oyu coming mike or are you still talking to the old broad about your hairpeice" xD i loved that

but Mike doesnt acctually get girls hes to foward about things and in Nasty almost admits being a Virgin

[tabitha501]

not hairpiece - he says herpes. That's why she examines her hands in disgust afterwards.

[joorowned]

actually he says are you still talking to the old broad about your *herpies*

[laiosto]

Actually he says "Herpes",not hairpiece.

[MrRik2]

@Sam5726 Babycham.

[XxGoCrazyGurlxX]

does anyone know how old they r now ?

this was when my mum and dad we're young xD

"umm, just a bag of crisps please but not meat flavour because i dont abuse my body in the world i live in" X3 i need to say that next time i eat a packet of crisps

[CHROSSTOPHER]

Rik and Ade are about 50 now , Nigel Plaer is about 55 and Chris Ryan is 65 believe it or not .

[XxGoCrazyGurlxX]

really ? well theyre probably still funny

[McLarenMercedes]

yeah, he was apparently in his early 40's when they shot this...

like I always say, short people do like younger than their actual age

[boffinme80]

@CHROSSTOPHER Chris Ryan is 60 not 65. He was born in 1951. Nigel Planer was born in 1953, Adrian Edmundson 1957 and Rik Mayall 1958.

[ImeldaLumos]

"Oh, just a bag of crisps, please. But not meat-flavoured 'cause I don't abuse my body in the World I live in"

Neil is my favourite in this series, along with Rik.

[xxjessiexxgg]

and thats a complet basterd i know called rik

i never get sick of that lmao

XD JESSIE

[avilokateshvara]

roast ox crisps!!!

[tonyrob1945]

previous comment re Amy Whinhouse behind bar was joke. Similar hair style looked like her from a distance

[stadalberts]

Not you, zitface, him!

[XxGoCrazyGurlxX]

i dont really get that ?

why does she talk to Mike and not Vyvyan ?

[TheStevie1977]

she aint interested in her son, she wants to get her wicked way with mike lol

[tonyrob1945]

Amy Whinhouse behind bar?

[majewda]

Don't think it's Amy Winehouse. She's only like 25. She would have been just a baby when they were running this. Tho, you do find some interesting guest appearences, like Hugh Laurie for one, in "bambi" :)

[squarebanana94]

does any one know what the noise is at 0:30? its really random.

"you woman!" xD

[woody126]

sounds like someone farting lol

[xxjessiexxgg]

Vyvyan and rick are so funny together  lmao XD JESSIE

[oGeMmAo]

'tell me mrs vyvyan why did you give him a girls name?'

lol

[xxLastWishesxx]

"you hum it, i'll smash your face in" ;]

i looove!

WAITERRRR!!!! YOU, WOMAN! lmfao XD i love itttt

[psprog]

lol, most pubs do coffee nowadays. How times change - sigh!

[psprog]

@boffinme80

You've plainly never been into a Wetherspooons then as they all do Lavazza coffee. I smell a troll.

[boffinme80]

@psprog How am I a troll? Most pubs today do not sell coffee. End of. I apologise for being rude but it's true. Just because that one pub does it doen't mean everywhere else does. Go to a proper old fashioned pub like The Crown Inn and not some cheap spooncaff pub rip-off.

[boffinme80]

@psprog Excuse me but I apologised to you. Sorry but that is just downright rude.

[TheSizzlingWeasel]

@boffinme80 : The white hart, ringwood, hampshire. They do coffee. and a bloody good one too :D

[boffinme80]

@TheSizzlingWeasel MOST pubs don't do coffee however a certain "someone" accused me of it. Even though I said sorry.

[TheSizzlingWeasel]

@boffinme80 : Point taken, most dont, bahh,he should accept your apology! :( Gaah, and so it goes on. :P

[loveskuls11223344]

Vyvyan is my fav person ever

[03FordBlown]

"She was a shop lifter when i knew her"

"she doesnt look like she could lift shop " LOLOL

[brazeau2009]

what the shortest guy says at 0:05

[Zedman260]

Mike says "Is there a band on tonight?"

[Darith01745]

@brazeau2009 "Ey, Is there a band on tonight?"

I think :P

[Mixnmojo]

@Darith01745 You hum it...I'll smash your face in!

[EccentricMermaid]

"Oh! 'ello Mum!"

So cute!:D

[ShovelDuct]

I'm Vyvyan's father.

[lambrettali125]

Ooer he is a bastard isnt' he ! lmao

[mikeantfahey]

Suggs Funny Line

Hum It And I'll Smash Ya Face In Lmao

[RobotwarsKing]

"YOU, WOMAN!" ^_^

[donaldengine9]

And that's a complete bastard I know called Rick. lol

[pikemazter]

You hum it, and I'll smash your face in.

lol

[suckyamomma30]

Rick and Vivian made this show.

[donaldengine9]

Along with The Dangerous Brothers.

[IvanaToke]

lmao

I miss this show.

[sammycorb]

I love the young ones its so funny but all my mates hate it i am glad most of you guys like it and its not just me.

[Dubbelvee]

How can you hate this show? It's awesome! x3

[squarebanana94]

same my friends don't find it funny! but maybe thay have to watch it all, i showed my friedn the bit in flood when Rick does an impression of peace, she almost wet her self laughing!

[Gasoline85]

Each to his liking. I know some people who don't find Monty Python or Fawlty Towers funny either. :P

[Jimdapredator2]

your friends are obviously too stupid to understand the humor :D

[Gasoline85]

Heh. I guess so.

[bigboredthing]

"you hum it, i'll smash yer face in." lol. got this series on video lol

[catinamac]

I've only started watching this tonight, its goddamn hilarious. :L

[kingelf3]

o hello mom

[hudy7676]

she doent luk strong enuff..... to lift shops

[waterbendergareth]

This stuff is hilarious.

"...and that's a complete basterd I know called Rick."

[punkyzoexx]

"Ooer. He is a complete basterd isnt he." XD

[AceripXF]

wots Ooer?

[punkyzoexx]

Vyvyans mum says it. ;]

[Buran288gto]

Thats The Madness on stage that is!:) Vyvyan rules.

[stopracismhatewar]

'Hello vyvyan!'

'Oh, Hello'

[NZnerdfighterpwnsyou]

"So Mrs Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl's name?"

*THUMP*

Vyvyan rocks.

[squarebanana94]

"you there woman!"

*sticks fingers up* hahaha

0:30 there is a noise, i don't know what it is, [[sounds like a fart :P]]

[moonnugget]

oh my you are right weird

[Essefen]

Mike's actor often queu'd the others to do their lines when they'd pause too long with that noise :)

[Gasoline85]

LOL Yeah, it does! I never noticed that before.

[donaldengine9]

Vyvian: This is a friend of mine called Mike, this is a friend of mine called Niel...

Niel: Hello.

Vyv: and that's a complete bastard I know called Rik. lol