Fast Times at the Academy

[evil10]

I guess the instructor thing is universal...greetings from NY

[johnnybravo0617]

that is pure nastiness! i could pick out a few of the instructors in that. anyone who has endured the 27 weeks of hell up there understands the humor in this video. REAL GOOD YOU!

[shimokita2]

This is exactly the same training they do in the RCMP in Canada. 6 months is way too long in my opinion, though. Also, different people respond differently to this kind of training. I think it works best maybe for the 17 - 25 year olds who maybe need some discipline and values and work ethic instilled in them.

[930star]

this is good stuff

[IHATESTUPlDPEOPLE]

wow this is fucking stupid.

[LaCrimsonLey]

I can't wait.

[slochippy]

Funny stuff.  Brings back memories. Nice job!

[Cassieschultz]

I love this video! My husband is about 3 wks away from graduation from the academy and I watch this video evey couple of weeks for a quick laugh!!

[kaymrsn]

Amusing :)

[initeacup]

HAHA..I think I recognize the Firearm Instructor..I wonder if he's seen this clip as the cartoon DOES look like him!

[sudcaliforniano360]

That's very funny. I remember hearing that line in the academy, "You have got to be kidding me!" Good times.

[djmumagmusic]

Hey, your a chp? I have a few questions for you if you dont mind me asking lol.

[hra74]

Nice video very Funny brings me back memories of my academy

[steph9517]

This is so funny!! my dad is in this video, the PT instructor lol. Good luck!

[LAK3RKiNG]

This is hilarious! i just got back from there earlier today! = ]

[megmamaof2]

Hahaha I found this video the first week my hubby was in academy 11 weeks ago, and I still laugh so hard when I watch it! :D

The first day my cadet was there, he wore a bright blue collar shirt and one the drill sargents said "Your shirt is real cute there, Miami Vice" hahaha.

Yep, it's true, they just up on the desks and call you nasty too. Next week the new cadets come, hope they see this video before going in :)

[talkingabouttruth]

CHP guys are like robots! Controlled by wicked, twisted minded politicians in CALIFORNIA! DOGS! DOGS of corrupt officials in CALIFORNIA! LOL! hahaha!

[LuLu6214]

Wait and this shit is coming from a socialist pig like you if you dont like it LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND SHUT UP!

[uhhlexxxis]

@talkingabouttruth

Yawn..

[aarjor123]

@talkingabouttruth dude, STFU! you don't know sh*t about the CHP!

[LuLu6214]

@aarjor123 He is a moron. I think its the Government thats controling him.

[aarjor123]

@LuLu6214 nah, I think he's just not thinking clearly

[LuLu6214]

@aarjor123 Well he had some other nasty comments I had to delete. But he basically think as everyone else does that the cops are worthless until they are needed. Everyone loves Cops when they arrive on an accident, arrest a bad guy, assist the public but hate them when they give some one who deserved it a ticket.

[aarjor123]

@LuLu6214 I've heard that story a thousand times over the years

[emtahmadi09]

how is the explore program i have my chp written test in two weeks....is the training hard

[LuLu6214]

Its not easy....It does take hard work and dedication

[jsvargas626]

LuLu, that was hilarious!  Especially when the PT officers call you "nasty." Brought back a lot of good memories LOL! ....and they do pop out of nowhere looking for all them disco daddys!

[hyperglo78]

What's the name of the song at the beging? Who sings it? I can't find it any where. Great work!! Cracked me up.

[LuLu6214]

No clue

[OfficerJoeSnuffy]

The song is "Keep On" by the Angel City Outcasts.

[ericrdsorange]

@hyperglo78

 its Angel City Outcasts-Keep on

[CHPsWife]

HA HA HA HA! Reminds me of some of the stories that came home while he was at the academy.

[ddwebb14957]

whos your husband? my dad mite know them or at least my grandpa mite

[TowManSKS]

once again, awsome

[mdsopr]

This was fricking hilarious. The pick-up day was spot on and the PT Staff, LMAO...Great job!

[littlehardey]

HOORH! FROM A FELLOW CHP EXPLORER

That is some funny stuff!! my entire post enjoyed it!

CHP Explorer hardey

post 295

amador area.

[djmumagmusic]

Hey your a chp?? Wow thats soo cool, I wanna be one someday.

[LuLu6214]

I have no idea as to how to find the full length one I got this from my dad who got it from some officers he works with.

[jatt420]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA... LMAO...>ROFLMAO

I'm dying here...this is freakin hillarious

[JJFCalifornia]

I found the "checkbook" part hilarious.... that would probably be me haha. (and the Cadet wasn't spotted because of his brightly colored green tie lmao).

Good stuff, good stuff. Wish I could have found the full length video.

[ps3rulez2008]

i might join lasd explores

[anth55]

where can i find the full length spoof....this brings back so many memories.

[joseandrad3]

I am a CHP explorer also and this is Hilarious. LuLu6214 i will probably see you up there in July = ]

[LuLu6214]

Unless I work...maybe

[dmvick512]

my neighbor's roommate at the academy made this. the actual one is a lot longer.

[LuLu6214]

are you serious? lol

[smp46x]

It is exactly like that there. Me and my roommates used to joke about making a mockumentary about our time there. The PT staff and evoc staff are exactly like portrayed.

[LuLu6214]

Thats wat iv heard

[Chp510HWD]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[JesterLM]

LMAO, this is a spot on Video! Brings back memories, good and bad, and the funniest part is I can name all the Officer's portrayed!

[ddwebb14957]

thats cool my dad worked there about 6-7 months ago his name is daniel he was in the staff office or aka the guy at the mountain dew machine

[dmbmaddog]

so is it safe to assume that you were up there in west sacramento at one time? because that does seem pretty accurate lol

[LuLu6214]

I have been there yes 13 years ago when my dad graduated the academy. I plan to go back for the CHP Explorers week at the academy.

[oscar69r]

it's funny how the evoc staff tells you to relax and no pressure at the same time that they tell you that a bunch of cadets get kicked out for evoc.

[Bigbobbabuey]

The only thing I can say is 100%, dead on, absolutely and horrifically accurate to my experience. But ya gotta love it, and I will definitely will miss it.

[Midtownhog]

did u attend the academy?

[LuLu6214]

No my dad did attend the academy and has been an officer for 13 years. I plan to attend the academy for CHP Explorers though.

[Midtownhog]

ohh..how old do u gotta be for the explorers?

[LuLu6214]

i believe the youngest is 16 and under 21 is the oldest to be an explorer

[Bigbobbabuey]

I am currently attending

[Midtownhog]

wats ur age

[LuLu6214]

Im 18

[newerajj]

I'll be the part with the person talking in line in the beginning and the instructors appearing out of nowhere was spot on huh?

[elite1411]

Cool, so that's what I'm in for