Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 1

[geistllts]

Falling asleep watching this...

[Crazyninja30]

oh the days when machinima didnt suck. i miss them so. :(

[kevin77pwngeguy]

johnson:...........drugs?

[helpmewithmodio]

csxc

[alvin89345]

tottally an homage for mst3k

[joeschmo10155]

zombies

[joeschmo10155]

awsome

[jaksfan1]

its a cortana flavored chip

[BurritoMan64]

when cortana said "dont make a girl a promise even though you cant keep i thought she said" dont make a girl a penis even though she cant keep it" XD

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

kiss my ring, BITCH!

[darthdipshit]

0:50 a boner?

[Wulfspades]

The entire town was killed

[dadrileygrace1]

cool!

[redx9898]

Unfriggenbeilievalbly hiliorous

[MrReuben13]

AGGH FUCKIN' ADVERTS!

[gokunumberone]

this shit is so gay how can you guys like this.. im going back to Arby N teh Chief

[LizburnBaii]

What th hell is he aiming at a tree?

Tree:I shall eat your soles...

Marine:AH KILL IT

[UbinTimor]

@LizburnBaii KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[NottheFacePlease]

You callin' me fat?

[chaseingcars101]

cpl douchbag lol i love that part

[killerzombie2171]

Zommmmmmmbieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!­!!!

[TheCaptionrex1]

oh ha its a mystery science theater 3000 parody

[GRUNTKILLER117]

You had something they didnt.

Dreads?

lmfao

[awesomehole0001]

Chief: "Hey everyone get ready for a good picture"

All: Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

[killerzombie2171]

were leving him , no your not zombieeeee!!!!!!!

[Korickdapally]

@MrUsername5678888 You have some serious issues, especially if you sit around trolling one video for so long. please, go troll somewhere's else.

[crazymidget96]

@MrUsername5678888 closet gay

[phsycodRivr]

ye who dislike das video das don't know what funny be!!!

[GODjSPEED]

is that you god? ahahahahha

[d3adinside1234]

I'M BLACK

[N1NJ4MAYNE]

0:01 thumbs up =D

[Zentrix97]

cortana flavored chip

[KingOfMahjongg59101]

Zombieees!

[HappyBlackOwls]

they need to do this with halo reach

[Timasuarus007]

Jhonson: One of these guys you gonna land on somthing as stubborn as you are!

Audience member: You mean you sir.

LOL!!!

[sticklover778]

ive saw master cheif theater on g4 of mice and men i was all like LOL

[3000arbiter]

hahahahah oo cant stop laugthing hahahah ooo

[mmp64son]

hm.. i like halo..and i like mystery science theater..yay!

[lt535]

ur arm0rz is st1ll 1n p@rtial l0kd0wn maybe he shouldnt have had that chille l0lz

[BLUESLASH13]

lol when they all go ooohhhh

[hoompie18]

holy shit this i the second best machinima series ever made, the first is arby n the chief FUCK YEAAAAH

[TacoKing96Studios]

and white

a natural leader

especially if he's white lol

[MetroidMan95]

I can barely take Halo serious anymore...

[tylon100]

this realy sucks balls

[scapelife]

@tylon100 Don't watch it then, spammer.

[hoompie18]

@tylon100 then dnt watch this faggot

[tylon100]

@hoompie18 fuck u. u facking piece of shit

[hoompie18]

@tylon100 well youur a loser mate arby n the chief can kick your ass and their like 10 inches tall so fuckkkk you

[tylon100]

@hoompie18 go suck a fuck bitch u have no life cuz no one like u dum motherfucker

[Luminardias]

@tylon100

umad bro? why u mad

[Madnessofoblivion]

@tylon100 you know dumb is spelled d-u-m-b and you is spelled y-o-u and you got the suck a fuck thing from Donnie Darko i bet lol

[sgcnadesf891]

@tylon100 fag

[dr58885]

"kiss my ring bitch!"LOL

[2009TheBLAZe]

"i dont know sergeant major"

"corporal douche bag"

[vidman102]

"TOUCH DOWN!

[HomerBong]

funny but not arby n tha chief funny.

[zubborpions]

how did u do this its real awesome!

[hkidd5]

I know this vid dosent do it but still why is it that all the time im on youtube I get rickroll'd by some person who cant be bothered to make a vid Thumbs up if you agree

[thehiltonater]

Wow, I think I put on so much of my deodorant ( badass, by kratos) that it got through the screen and on johnsen. Oh well!

[MrTexasTaco]

"But he took my scooter!!!"

[MattilaTheHun]

"No...your not." "ZOMBIIIES!" xD

[dagawa45]

@MattilaTheHun its a cortana flavored chip lol

[pokemontrainer62]

crap i can't watch it for some reason either my computer's being a bitch or youtube is messed up

[smeargleboy]

mike nelson went to my church

[playerstill123]

And the entire town was killed..

[EntertainmentIsGood]

luck" oooh.

man this is awesome reminds me of the old MST3K days.

[kermitfry1]

how did you make this becouse I wanted to do something simalar

[ThornWolf1]

nice spoof of MST3K!

[ballyerrallyer]

How ?

[mmabadass209]

@goldenelitezealot that was i was thinking

[roman11777]

its a cortana flavored chip..

[dagawa45]

zombies lol

[TheFuryOfTheMinja]

something else...

"Tourettes?"

XD

[whatareyalookingat]

mini mini miney moe,is that god?,oh dad can i keep him?,LOL XD

[phil4shure]

2:58, there using at@t

[MrRedblood279]

ZOMBIE!!!

[JapaneseSnowboarder]

the entire town was killed. The real question i have was how did they like find the chief when he crashed?

[DjCarlinZ30]

Watch Halo Landfall it shows how they found him.

[CyanLink]

"Was I wrong?"

"Well you are a woman."

lol

[Zherahnos]

Lol from 1:32 to 2:09 is the best

[loveuall2345]

Zombie! I thought we were playing Halo, not Left 4 Dead...

[AquaGh0st]

i cant hear them =/

[pfcmarine93]

This is easily the best machinima that has ever been created

[rws531]

wow...lol itd first level in halo3 not a machinima

[Duffman3005]

You missed the whole point of the machinama and it's tribute then rws531. I suggest you look up Mystery Science Theater 3000 and learn a thing or two.

[amardillo99]

u should watch the forgotten spartens and then decided :)

[Jango2811]

@pfcmarine93 true but rooster teeth have started a company with machinima and rt shorts

[ArbitraryLiberator]

@pfcmarine93 Ehh...I wouldn't go THAT far.

[jayheich]

@pfcmarine93 ever watch arby n the chief

[jbuck594]

@pfcmarine93 you forget about Red vs. Blue

[zgtfreak]

@pfcmarine93 You mean this is easily the worst Machinima ever made!

[Cowpwnz]

@pfcmarine93 watch arby n the chief and that will change

[chrishalo1]

you callin me fat?

[pokemaniac7654]

ZOMBEH!

[thesissylard]

I remember Mystery Science Theatre 3000.... good times...

[bluemaxof]

NICE!

[metagaia]

This just doesn't compare well with something like Unskippable.

[EroSennin6669]

While I am not a Halo player, I do love Arby n the Chief, but THIS?!?!?!?!? Dead f*@#$n' brilliant!!! I wonder if Joel Hodgson has seen this? :)

[animemercenary2442]

lol 0:58-1:12

[SOCKS3Y]

"Wheres cortana?" oh shes in the bathroom" lol

[klikingformeonly]

HE.....TOOK....MY......SCOOTER­!

But he took my scooter

lol

[amberk1619]

Well, you are a woman...WOW LMAO!!

[the1stcritic]

read the book it says all about how master chief was chosen

[Showmetotheexit]

LOL-TASTIC!!!

[marsunderscorefenix]

LOL-arama

[SlashSeven7]

LMAO ZOMBIE!!!

[FridayD5]

Someone wants a hug" lol

[BullyFishing93]

i want my scooter bak! he took my scooter

[OptomisCrashdown]

"well you are a woman" rolflcopter

[spleefrog9]

kiss my ring bitch! lolz!

[ThePlokoon64]

zombies.....lmao

[jediforce64]

who ever came up with this series was a fuckng genious.

[playerslayerful]

hell yah :D

[jkdoorbinnia]

U could have had the shipmaster in the audience as well, for those of u who don't know who that is. It's that white elite in halos 2 and 3

[mikemjn05]

I always assumed the chief was hispanic.

[Jellypoker]

actually master chief is white his name is jhon shepard and in halo wars jhon is white

[Knuckleder]

John idiot

[sparuto117]

he was'nt in halo wars and how you know his last name? I've read all the books but one......and they never said his last name, only john 117

[coolrobot4]

frikan hillarious

[AnthonyM117]

Zombie!! lol

[redburst8]

why does everybody think hes black? i think white since his voice doesnt have the deep tones of most black men (no offense in any way)

[mykebl]

master chief is white it says so in the books

[maslab]

No, it just says he's pale from being in his suit for so long.

[Tminus1second]

he's got the darth vader tan goin' on in there

[sparuto117]

no when he was a kid they said he was white with brown hair and freckles

[evanrocks01]

LIKE ME!!lol

[bluecle1]

not offensive,this is...all blacks have awesome afros that white ppl wish they could have :3

[ItalyCollector]

Lame but very funny

[spartanguy00]

zooommmbieee lmfao

[Jobrat23]

ZOMBIES

[DivaSara]

2:23

R U CALLING ME FAT? LMFAO XD

[volker136]

hey, that is a big shooting star!

[JdoubleA2]

haha 1:43 "imblack"

[frozenhell98]

ROFLMAO

[FBWspartan]

chief: are u calling me fat

johnson: hey a cortana flavored chip

lol lmao rofl

[stardust113ify]

It's a cortana flavored chip!!!!

[b7768]

i want my scooter back

[jazzd1234]

HAH

[NubIsMehProductions]

but but he took my scooter

[killinglegend9]

and white 0:40

guessing game 0:57

get ready for a picture 1:02

i wonder if i can turn u into a cigar 2:04

but he took my scooter 3:08

where is cortana 2:47

[killinglegend9]

rofl

[DareAxel]

where is who

ohh she is in the bathroom

[halo123proplem]

lolz on the 1:05 in the movie

[DrKaiju2000]

LOL just as good as MST3K

[AeroMaster150]

Hmmm. I wonder what its like to have other video games characters for MST3K?

[B3astyNach0s]

he took my scooter

[spazpod]

The Rainforest people are going to have your ass John... lol....

[TJae1]

beavis n' butthead theater ~ promising concept anyway ~

[calleford]

THEY MUST LOVE THE SMELL OF MANASS

[assaulter56]

wow i was watching the 2nd and 3rd season and then decided to watch this again, the arbiters voice has changed alot

[ConkerResurection]

Scooter Brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[youdotoo3]

305 shows omg

[supertaco54]

no it's the third season (3) 5th episode(05)

[drunkonmilk87]

how do you get it so that johnson says that funny line about leaving arbiter a present

[CapinKrunch814]

play it on legendary with iwhbyd skull on. there are a few different lines he has. my favorite is the one about bulgari.

[blazeion212]

there isn't 305, its just its place in the season

[KarlinPain]

holy shit d0od , im fukn in tears laughin

[KODAKZD710]

And white......lol maybe i was wrong...... well you r a woman

[GmodKillaMan]

"shoudln't ouve had that chilly" lol

[silentpro54]

kiss my ring bitch

lol

[wolfie963]

hey why is there a third giuy

[TheZergy]

was i wrong????

well you are a women!!!!!!

[flatronl1915SLG]

305 means season 3 episode 5 i think

[D00dle15]

yup.

[SH0CK3R1000]

lol

[DownsideStudios]

when he says "wow" at 0:40 sec he actually sounds alot like master chief

[yaladay]

Your right!

[TheDarkNobleOne]

this vid sucks