Mel Brooks - Eunuch Test

[Jcm9991]

Fucking hilarious!!! Love this movie.

[CoffinsforKids]

DAT TONGUE O_O

[kutlessrocker23]

He is a Eunuch

He is a Eunuch

...HE is dead!

lol

[scl94blue]

I know your gonna watch the please identify the music from this advery video next:P

[ambigroove]

This scene was made by the music. Wonder what it was called.

[Marchant2]

He popped a feather!

[summerluck13]

Damn! I could not have resisted that either.

[watanabe757]

nice butt...

[cutiepatootie66]

She's not that hot. The face is rather harsh, that's why ugly girls wear a lot of makeup ;)

[5277088]

@cutiepatootie66 True actually. They saved budget on the Caledonia actress. But still a damn funny scene.

[SirPhoenix91]

Ayone knows the girl's name?

[dopplerdoesnotlikeu]

10 people had their tongue's cut off

[dkupke]

Sadly, I think every man has had one of those times where u see that particular girl and you can feel you're tongue practically flop out and you so wish you were a eunuch at that moment

[5277088]

@dkupke I have felt like my tongue was 10 pounds

[Alstheman37]

When I first saw this scene, I couldn't stop laughing

[AMDQuadCore1]

She is a pure butterface. Not even 10 shots of Vodka with a beer chaser could get me to react to that.

[meganavellove]

@AMDQuadCore1 then u might be gay my friend :)

[AMDQuadCore1]

@meganavellove

Then you will screw anything that has a hole, has a temperature, and breathes my friend. I have better more discerning tastes. I exercise my right of choice!

[survival3three]

10 eunuchs watched this video

[theHoTBoXkid]

'The jig is up!'

AND GONE!!!

[elandaos]

Caldonia, lets make their big heads so hard!!

[ImDavidGurney]

We'll hear this again as soon as Orly gets her hands on that birth certificate.

[dkupke]

Mel Brooks at his raunchiest

[robbiek77]

Nice to read and understand that Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ gives eunuchs a mention in the bible too

Matthew 19 (King James Version)

11 All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.

12For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[loveandpeace71]

3 Gays and a Pussy Lover.

[agamemnon419]

@loveandpeace71 They're Eunuchs, not gays !

[loveandpeace71]

@agamemnon419 You can get a hard one even as an Eunuch. Haven´t you seen the AXE advertisment. UUHHHH ABDUL

[agamemnon419]

@loveandpeace71 Thank you doctor Spock ! We'll learn medicine from advertisments !

[kaiyeem]

AND GONE ! Priceless lmao

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

thumbs up if you failed the test

[boricua1173]

True Dat

[KommunistProductions]

That's so unfair, he had to go through the hardest part of the dance. It was rigged.

[romanlegions]

@KommunistProductions Yes, very, very hard ;)

[braveheartlionbrave]

SHIT IS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldnt stop my self laughing througout the scene especially when he said SHIT IS UP

[cbrusharmy]

@braveheartlionbrave I think he said "jig." They used it as a double entendre, referencing both a figure of speech and a shortened form of a pejoritave ethnic slur for a black person.

[SeanP7195]

I never really paid attention to the "jig is up, and gone" line before. Holy crap thats hilarious.

[Sincopare]

I've probably quoted this scene a few hundred times so far in my life!

[k10edd]

Poor guy got the sexiest part of the dance XD

[wiibot15]

I can tell this portion of world history is around the ottoman empire.

Because all the Eunuch are black and @ 0:40 you could see the circassian bitches behind the dancer.

Fucking turks.

[k10edd]

@wiibot15 Have you seen the movie? It's around the Roman Empire.

[TheMetalMask36]

that was... well done

[FSquid]

What if they're gay?

[alienhuman]

LOL "the jig is up" ... "and gone!"

[whoisthisguy724]

I failed this test. lol

[diabirde]

erros has been pleased.

[DblC3]

@diabirde Actually, that's "Eros", the diety of sex.

[diabirde]

@DblC3 please excuse my spelling.

[bigbang1612]

@DblC3 Actually, thats deity....unless sex has to lose some weight.

[kitabwalli]

I that Gregory Isaacs?

[roguelead72]

@kitabwalli Gregory Hines

[DarkRubberDucky]

I'm a girl and this was hot! I love Mel Brooks!

[chiefnut48]

Oh man that was so funny.  They don't make them like this anymore

[mustang684]

THE JIG IS UP!

[kreion]

4 eunuchs disliked this video

[buster20010]

at :33 he has that oh shit look on his face.

[mythtree]

O my FAVE Nel Brooks movie, and 2nd fave part... now I have to look for no, no no nono nononono, yes, no no no no yes no no yes no nononononononon o YESSSSS!

[equality7]

she looked terrible. anyone with good taste in women could have passed that test. LOL.

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

@equality7 wrong first broad to give me a stiff

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

@ChuckNorrisIsNothing shes diane day btw

[vigo894]

4 eunuchs disliked this video. I love this movie.

[kaiserliam]

Eunuchs are gay? lol

[AndRod29]

@kaiserliam No, they're neutered

[kaiserliam]

@AndRod29 Ahhh thats harsh...

[whoisthisguy724]

@AndRod29 maybe both lol :P

[Chemicgen1]

Shit I would so fail this test...

[ChristewieTV]

The jig is up.......AND GONE

[EssexAggiegrad2011]

@ChristewieTV "And for my next impression: Jessie Owens"

[AvengedGuitarist15]

so where did the abnormally long tongue go?

[B14ackSt4rz]

it was the feather

[gudy237]

if you let it run another 10 seconds you could have seen his dick.

[ErnstZwindle]

I meant GREGORY Hines

[TheDragonknee71]

The jig is up.and gone.That is 3 puns. Genius rofl.

[DrewCarlo27]

LOL! the feather! :P

[scars73]

I saw this movie hundreds of times as a little kid and never understood this but laughed my butt off! Now I get it! lol

[ericplayzbass2]

quote from the video.

[EpicBeard815]

4 people are eunuchs

[obiwanobiwan13]

WHOA!

How'd Mel get away with actually showing the guy's boner (you can actually see it if!)

"Nothing shal ARISE...get it?" LOL

He's a Eunuch.

HE'S a Eunuch.

...

He's DEAD...

*Feather rises...*

XD

[JKAFinal]

@obiwanobiwan13

Yeah an incredibly thin boner.

[FoxrainFuture]

insert penis joke here

[obiwanobiwan13]

@FoxrainFuture Actually, don't you usually insert the penis into the joke? ;)

[FoxrainFuture]

@obiwanobiwan13 :D

[er6789er]

"And Gone!!!"

[BIGRODVICKETAMUSIC]

el video es super bueno. lastima que ya no den film de este genero, sino que ponen pendejadas de film ok

[vigo894]

3 eunuchs disliked this video. Ha ha ha.

[LadyBeth24]

lol....Damn I love this movie

[touch37]

ATTACK OF THE BUTTERFACE. All I have to say, folks.

[mermaidfan5]

i failed this on the second dance.

[alphatotheomega7]

When my family and I watched this when I was ten, my mom freaked out when we got to this part and turned the damn tv off! Stupid censorship-endorsing bitch!

[texasaggie85]

@alphatotheomega7 wow, that's the woman that brought you into this world, some issues there...lol

[apokryltaros]

He's never going to survive!!!

[karlvonl1]

The Jig is up.. And gone! Hahaha. Priceless:-D

[st4155]

Tongue unfurls, BWAAHaHa

[carlosperezvidal]

whats that girls name

[DblC3]

@carlosperezvidal Caldonia.

[kingofthemile87]

i would so fail this test

[Calucifer13]

Lol how the feather ent up!

[marioTmaggot]

The look of defeat on his face when he finally gets his boner is hilarious!!

[Theburn77]

THE JIG IS UP!!!

[SuhaDeeb]

@Theburn77 And gone!

[TonyArrison]

does anyone know that womans name? jeeeeeeeeeeee

[lsvtecb18c1]

HES DEAD!

[sixarmedtiger]

face ain't pretty but a hell of a body

[Laurisa718]

This is such a funny scene, and isn't she a lovely and seductive dancer?

[G33KN3rd]

she has a huge ass :-)

[Barrymit]

"The jig is up." Pun etended.

[fslotr123]

He's a ennuch! He's a ennuch! He is dead!

[carlosperezvidal]

lol hes dead

[trobertson84]

Why did they cast men like that as eunuchs? They should have someone like Bagoas from Alexander to play eunuchs...

[LeeroyFan101]

Was easier to make eunuchs than to find gays back then.

[primohomme]

Hellooooooooooo? Ancient Greece much???????????

[LeeroyFan101]

People weren't gay they were more of bisexual since they had sex with both men and women if you're gay then you wouldn't be attracted nor have sex with women now wouldn't you?

[primohomme]

Human sexuality is much more complicated than that. Only 10% of the population is exclusibly heterosexual or homosexual. The rest are in degrees in between.

In Ancient Greece and Rome the citizens were encouraged to have homosexual affairs because it was considered a higher form of love (between to males) than heterosexual relationships. However, the state demanded you had to give a son to it, thus get married and procreate.

[LeeroyFan101]

Like I said it was easier to make a eunuch than it was to find someone that was homosexual. Because as you pointed out only 10% are homosexual and if you're attracted to women or can have sex with one then that pretty much disqualifies you as working the job of a eunuch now wouldn't it? The whole point of them after all was to make sure they don't have sex with the woman they were tending.

[primohomme]

It's true. Even those who prefered homosexual sex in ancient times were required by civil law to procreate.

[LeeroyFan101]

Then those cases are rare but the vast majority of people who engaged in sex with the same sex would be considered bi sexual and not homosexual. Since by definition homosexuals are only attracted to members of their own gender.

[SolidSnakeEater123]

...10% now thats a tough pill to swallow.

Is this just something you believe, or do you have studies/polls to substantiate it?

[primohomme]

The Kinsey report DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLING.

[primohomme]

Men when castrated AFTER puberty get very very large and fat. When castrated before puberty they get very tall and femenine looking

[Barrymit]

"He'll never survive!" Neither would I.

[colakid56]

LOL He got a boner

[chiefnut48]

It can't get funnier than this. Great writing

[DariusMidnite]

EIther  Eunuch, or, I don't know, gay?

[BruceWalters]

Eunuch = beyond gay.

GELDED !

[DarqMassacre]

She made my big head so hard.

[Bobo400]

^O^ that is the funniest sh@# I seen

[avatarspirit57]

Let's make their big heads so hard!

[paulbgo]

This is a reference to the phrase "Caldonia, Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard", from the tune "Caldonia", recorded by a.o. Louis Jordan and Woody Herman.

[Sakkara1331]

he said "Caledonia, LETS make their big heads so hard"

[555Nato]

my head?

[Sakkara1331]

if you like, i guess..

[555Nato]

oh yes , I would like that VERY much !

[lordofchaosrb]

i remember this havn't seen in years made me laugh so hard

[kavedude77]

i just bought this movie Monday.

[PhnyxRose]

I never get enough mel brooks

[Roulette515]

he's a Eunuch

HE'S a Eunuch

he's dead!

[JezebelNeverDied]

The jig is up!

And gone!

[Tareltonlives]

I keep using those lines whenever there's a rebuffed seduction scene in a movie.

[jedilord88]

It's not fair . He had to watch the most sexual part of the dance.

[JezebelNeverDied]

No kidding. Even a dead man would respond to that.

[apokryltaros]

@jedilord88 But at least he enjoyed it!

[deniseletter]

@BeantownJim Lol

[Jakegothicsnake]

Caladonia has the hottest outfit.prrrrrr.....

[hazemThrone]

He is dead! xD

[tet64]

"The jig is up"

"and gone!"

classic.

[Erinaberinaboferina]

Yooneeque- but remember the soldiers weren't eunuchs... ;)

[yooneeque]

The soldiers certainly seemed to be enjoying themselves. Did you notice how all of their shots were from the waist up?