One time I was so high that I actually did buy a pack of gum, but the cash register guy spoke in tongues. Definitely stronger than weed, but I think he was just fucking with me
I will literally spend 2 hours in the mirror trying to convince myself that i should stop talking to myself in the mirror and then I end up getting off track and continue talking to myself in the mirror.
@Tony10206 I like the song and i like Jon Lajoie,but for this comment i disliked.13 dislike is from me.I never smoked and never will smoke weed.Fuck you junkies!!
lol you probably drink alcohol or smoke tobacco which has even been proven by the health boards of countries and the united states now, how many cases are there of people getting drunk and beating their wives, gfs, family, friends millions.
how many from weed? 0
how many deaths from alcohol and tabaco a year? hundreds of thousands if not millions, how much from weed? 0
@iblastuWoW Actualy no,i dont smoke tobacco nor i smoke alcohol.I like my brain as it is,capable of making dicisions and think the situations through.But here i see you play the victiom card...Tell me then why its illegal? Why is it forbidden in so many countrys? Could it be that maybe its just a start up drug,which may lead young people to the use of some other,more dangerous drug...After all your brain is fucked up when u smoke it,you cant think straight.Think about it...
@HeroOfMacedonia just a hint, not trying to step in here but when you're making an argument about your brain being capable, try to spell more words correct (if not all :P) and btw you don't "Smoke" alchohol :P
@MaxGauthierguitar hahahah just a mistake.Rly made me laugh there:D Well english isn't my maternal lenguage so i am alowed to make grammar mistakes,although i think that the point of the sentence is very clear...
I'll be honest, the corner store thing happened to me, with the gum and stuff... And the heart attack thing... and the dry mouth... fuckin bitch ass mutherfuckin pasties... I hate my life... CHILDREN DON'T GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE! Getting high kills brain cells... And now I'm stupid as fuck...
@19Dk95 lol are you sure your not talking about methamphetamine or heroin or angel dust(pcp) just a few for example that are bad and you can in fact overdose on unlike weed which is not addictive and you can not overdose on and is also used in 11 states medicinally get cancer go through kemo and pay for a bunch of drugs that dont do shit but make you hurt worse people like you are the reason this world is so fucked up spewing out dumbass shit about something you know nothing about fucking peon
at first i thought this shit was the dumbest he's ever done. until i listened n heard the chicken farm shit. and god man put that part on youre fb and see what people think
Have you ever been soo god damn high you went on youtube and looked for jon lajoie's high as fuck song, then you realised everything he sings is true. You need to piss, but you can't turn away the song seems to discribe your whole life its strange.. Have you ever been high as fuck/.. @_@
Fellow Youtubers I'm not trying to spam by no means but if you enjoyed this video like i did then come check my channel out. I'm just trying to get my name out there and my subscriptions up, cheers!
the other day i went to the store high as fuck, bought some smokes (i didnt drive) went to jump in my buddy's car. turns out the car i went to get into was a random family, and there were kids in the back and shit, i opened the door and went WHOA lmfaooooooo i got ripped on hard
I got high and a friend sent me to get us burgers. I went to the store and ordered two chicken meat sandwiches instead of two burgers. It was the best burgers we ever ate.
Ketchup chips literally are the best thing I've ever had. I always used to eat chips with ketchup all over them, even before I smoked. And, they're still just as damn good while you're high :)
Ketchup chips are an official flavor. I've only ever seen them outside of the states, though. And he's right, you can't buy a porcupine on the internet. I've looked.
To Ebay!
RossFixxxed 7 hours ago
How can you dislike this? Your dog is staring at you like you need help.
RossFixxxed 7 hours ago
19 haters
BluntTheRipper 13 hours ago
Adobada TJ Taco when ur high
Auditurbosd 17 hours ago
"You know what, world? You got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint."
zinrgy 18 hours ago
Y3S L)L
tarktarkwing123 2 days ago
...How many people went to eBay and searched " porcupine(s)"?
xMischiefAndMurderx 3 days ago
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stoners anetham hahahahhahahahaahhahaaha loves it
68aussiebattler 4 days ago
stoners anetham hahahahhahahahaahhahaaha loves it
68aussiebattler 4 days ago
stoners anetham hahahahhahahahaahhahaaha loves it
68aussiebattler 4 days ago
hhahahahhahaa me so hihg
68aussiebattler 4 days ago
if i rolled a joint everytime the world had me me cornered id ... oh wait i do!
mukthegreat 4 days ago
I have indeed been high as fuck.
amakammoonah 5 days ago
Dude I can read my own mind right now
darthwillis 1 week ago
i can say yes to all the questions
minikels10 1 week ago
im fucking high and i like this song.....
JonasN12345 1 week ago
@CBAdizzle your knowledge of the Reddits made my day.
LeBanannabelle 1 week ago
remind
merrilldc 3 weeks ago
I don't understand the world. Wat
ifureadthisdie 3 weeks ago
Have you ever been hiiiiigggh, as fuck?
promxriderfromcanada 3 weeks ago
Omg it's on loop. you just stole 2 hours of my time. LOL
DashOfRainbow 3 weeks ago
One time I was so high that I actually did buy a pack of gum, but the cash register guy spoke in tongues. Definitely stronger than weed, but I think he was just fucking with me
DashOfRainbow 3 weeks ago
anyone else type in high as fuck and get to this?
wagz09 3 weeks ago
I bought the CD two years ago, and this turned out to be a summer hit for me
Lollemaster 1 month ago
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stop ACTA ! (its a worse PIPA and SOPA)
imafreemanfornow 1 month ago
Haha pretty much done all of those things except the chicken thing. What the fuck?? Lmao well the worlds got me cornered time to load another ~.~
itsderek12321 1 month ago
ASHTON KUTCHER?
aahmed2016 1 month ago
Im SOOOOOO high rite now peeople
Boomheadshot471 1 month ago
i used to be high as fuck like you but then i took an arrow to the knee
adamrierson11 1 month ago
@adamrierson11 STFU kkthanksbai
Boomheadshot471 1 month ago
so fucing true! <3
HOG20091996 1 month ago
HIGH AS FUCK !
gooner420trippin 1 month ago
Story of my life
97ratedrsuperstar 1 month ago
everything but the chicken farm thing. the snack thing happened to me countless times.
ungougedeyes552 2 months ago
ive been dry for like 4 days and i still giggled at this shit
NekkidInjun 2 months ago
thumbs if you ARE high as fuck
COLPOUR 2 months ago 4
Done all that. XDDDD
MrUnicornFucker 2 months ago
Smoked the biggest blunt, this video is greatttt
shotgunhead55 2 months ago
ents
izbm666 2 months ago
@izbm666 r/trees
CBAdizzle 2 months ago 17
High as fuckk 😜💨
southside200304 2 months ago
I have smoked mattafakkkaaaa
kimberlyvanscott 2 months ago
I miss Battleships.
xMrSadida 2 months ago
fuckin amazing
ATMKiscool 2 months ago
Been there...done that.
berridgev 2 months ago 2
@berridgev good for you bro!
TheRedElifunt 2 months ago
I Dont smoke i just find this hilarious.
kikyoface11 2 months ago
He describes my life in this lol.
dplowry 2 months ago
@ h8myselfWpassion, they don't sell ketchup chips in the states.
GIUDICE29 3 months ago
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like this comment if you done like basically all of those things:)
AlarmClockCheez 3 months ago
I'm all out :( have to wait till payday to get more.
oxman0313 3 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Jon Lajoie
@oxman0313 i'll get twice as high as fuck in ur honor then
floridashorti 3 months ago
@oxman0313 Thats sucks man,I'm waiting on a bag now
Psilocybong420 3 months ago
11 people never been high as fuck
DjJiizei 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
High as fuck: check
On a farm with chickens that have human arms: soon to be.
sinsel1434 3 months ago
my dog got high as fuck 2
J3S5E420 3 months ago
So you just buy a pack of gum, and get the hell out of there!!!
kaptainkrunk36 3 months ago
Amm hiiiiiggggghhhhh as fuuuuucccckkk
LibertyEstelle 3 months ago
how many people are high as fuck?
Friendly420Stoner 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Man. Now I want some ketchup chips. Ya, I must be high as fuck.
pinkhem 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you were smoking a bowl and singing along
Psilocybong420 3 months ago
I will literally spend 2 hours in the mirror trying to convince myself that i should stop talking to myself in the mirror and then I end up getting off track and continue talking to myself in the mirror.
pinkhem 3 months ago
1:53 when you know 100 percent hes candadian. [5]
n3rdyr0cker 3 months ago
@n3rdyr0cker how so? i am confused, how does ketchup chips make you know hes canadian?
h8myselfWpassion 3 months ago
r/trees
BassistFassist 3 months ago
r/trees
HrothgarOfHeorot 3 months ago
man do i love weed :)
TheGreekRob 3 months ago
11 people don't smoke weed.
Tony10206 4 months ago 37
@Tony10206 I like the song and i like Jon Lajoie,but for this comment i disliked.13 dislike is from me.I never smoked and never will smoke weed.Fuck you junkies!!
HeroOfMacedonia 2 months ago
@HeroOfMacedonia what gives you the right to call us junkies?
lol you probably drink alcohol or smoke tobacco which has even been proven by the health boards of countries and the united states now, how many cases are there of people getting drunk and beating their wives, gfs, family, friends millions.
how many from weed? 0
how many deaths from alcohol and tabaco a year? hundreds of thousands if not millions, how much from weed? 0
iblastuWoW 1 month ago
@HeroOfMacedonia which has even been proven to be worse then weed*
iblastuWoW 1 month ago
@iblastuWoW Actualy no,i dont smoke tobacco nor i smoke alcohol.I like my brain as it is,capable of making dicisions and think the situations through.But here i see you play the victiom card...Tell me then why its illegal? Why is it forbidden in so many countrys? Could it be that maybe its just a start up drug,which may lead young people to the use of some other,more dangerous drug...After all your brain is fucked up when u smoke it,you cant think straight.Think about it...
HeroOfMacedonia 1 month ago
@HeroOfMacedonia just a hint, not trying to step in here but when you're making an argument about your brain being capable, try to spell more words correct (if not all :P) and btw you don't "Smoke" alchohol :P
MaxGauthierguitar 1 month ago
@MaxGauthierguitar hahahah just a mistake.Rly made me laugh there:D Well english isn't my maternal lenguage so i am alowed to make grammar mistakes,although i think that the point of the sentence is very clear...
HeroOfMacedonia 1 month ago
@HeroOfMacedonia it's all good haha, just thought i'd let you know for future reference :P
MaxGauthierguitar 1 month ago
@HeroOfMacedonia so much of the aformentioned is misspelled
ConnerMorris 1 month ago
@ConnerMorris like what?
HeroOfMacedonia 1 month ago
@Tony10206 get em!
gluttony32 1 week ago
@Tony10206 get em!
gluttony32 1 week ago
You have to put peanut butter on the crackers
sc00ba182 4 months ago
dude my dog always gives me the look
caislinn 4 months ago
"Did you ever eat a whole bag of crackers , that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore "
Oh god , this sentence just makes me realize that every time I do that I'm high as fuck.
ElectTheDeadBelgium 4 months ago in playlist Favorieten van ElectTheDeadBelgium
@rogue4life u are a fuckin idiot people like u are ignorant.
nnytas 4 months ago
You forgot the part where you watch a animal documentary and play dubstep over it :)
MrGH420 4 months ago
I remember when he was the weird kid who plays the piano.
2313connor 5 months ago
OH MY GOD XD this song is SOOOO fucking tru!!!!!!
italiaboy1123 5 months ago
I was high as fuck the first time i watched this.. and i thought i was going to have a heart attack when i thought of chickens with human arms.. haha
Temlet 5 months ago 2
smoking weed ruins your life? thats why its legal medicine in 11 states right?
TheRogue4life 5 months ago
@TheRogue4life it can fuck up alot, not becouse of the weed but becouse of the laws
hagsterhagster 4 months ago
Hhahehuhhahehahuhhahehuhheha yay
MrCaptainSpectacular 5 months ago
Dunno about you retards, but I've never been scared to walk into a convenience store after smoking a bowl. LSD on the other hand....
Kjell777Iverson 5 months ago
@Kjell777Iverson its says HIGH AS FUCK nothing about weed your stupid as fuck
GetDickPunched 4 months ago
@GetDickPunched
LOL youtube trolls. <3
Kjell777Iverson 4 months ago
@GetDickPunched "You know wha world, you got me cornered agan. I'm gonna go roll another joint."
Pizzaman45157 4 months ago in playlist Pizzaman45157's favorites
But don't listen to me, I'm stupid as fuck, and I don't know what I'm talking about YAY WEED!
rollercoasteroflove3 5 months ago
@rollercoasteroflove3 Can't tell if kidding, also brain cells die, and grow back constantly like skin cells. Look it up.
MaxGCSL 5 months ago
I'll be honest, the corner store thing happened to me, with the gum and stuff... And the heart attack thing... and the dry mouth... fuckin bitch ass mutherfuckin pasties... I hate my life... CHILDREN DON'T GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE! Getting high kills brain cells... And now I'm stupid as fuck...
rollercoasteroflove3 5 months ago
@19dk95 you've got to be shitting me. Easily one of the most retarded comments I've ever seen.
Sabs215 5 months ago
The cracker thing is soooo true!
Geck042 5 months ago in playlist PEACE
10 people couldn't find porcupines on eBay
TheDrdoggE 5 months ago
@19Dk15 fuck you that's not true
gameronie2 6 months ago
Wow look at me im high and im 15 look how cool I am,every one is so jelouse of me being high,NOT
Get real kids,smoking weed isnt cool,it ruins you life
19Dk95 6 months ago
@19Dk95 r u fuckn retarded? ruins ur life? Im not even going to bother telling u how retarted that sounds!
Geck042 5 months ago in playlist PEACE
@19Dk95 Mkay Mr. Mackey, drugs are bad Mkay
gonemtbiking 5 months ago
@19Dk95 lol are you sure your not talking about methamphetamine or heroin or angel dust(pcp) just a few for example that are bad and you can in fact overdose on unlike weed which is not addictive and you can not overdose on and is also used in 11 states medicinally get cancer go through kemo and pay for a bunch of drugs that dont do shit but make you hurt worse people like you are the reason this world is so fucked up spewing out dumbass shit about something you know nothing about fucking peon
W33dFestizio 5 months ago
reminds me of my first time getting high jamming out to Slipknot and Blood For Blood
myrkymyr 6 months ago
High as Chainsaw.
mdizzle941 6 months ago
I sang this song song in a talent show the principal was not happy he thought I was singing a bieber song
MrCaptainSpectacular 6 months ago
yes i have actually-_-
drumbum8100 6 months ago
its like he stalked me! everything he said iv done XDDD yes i have been high as fuck lol
ImNotHighLoL913 6 months ago
I had to listen to this three times to hear what he says, laughing too hard lol :)
jett42993 6 months ago
Why, yes I have been high as fuck. -3
ksanfor 6 months ago
Love it
trotthot1 6 months ago
I've literally done all those things
trotthot1 6 months ago
I like how there's probably a bunch of ten year olds here going, "WOW! I'M SO HIGH" Because they think getting high is cool.
TheRobobum 6 months ago
You know what world , you got me cornered again.
ElectTheDeadBelgium 7 months ago
too high))
ErzulShadowmoon 7 months ago
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ErzulShadowmoon 7 months ago
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ErzulShadowmoon 7 months ago
im so high right now its my second time and im 12
isk8erboi 7 months ago
@isk8erboi you're the coolest person ever!!!
edwinaisobese 7 months ago
@edwinaisobese ya now that i look back at that comment i realized that it was stupid but at the moment it felt right
isk8erboi 7 months ago
lofl i love this and i love weed :putnam:
s1s1sad 7 months ago
Nine people forgot how to have fun, and hate Battleship.
MalignantGrowth 7 months ago
Boy, have I ever been high as fuck...
bollpwnbay 8 months ago
Like this comment if you're smoking a bowl to this song right now :) I sure am
laviedesmortes 8 months ago 37
This is quite possibly one of the most amazing, epic, truthful and generally most awesome videos I ever saw.
mrCPB131 8 months ago in playlist mellow stoner playlist
Imagine what it would be like to actually be high around this guy.. Lol
Ikelo21 8 months ago
lol. Never show to friends if there parents are around.
Pinkrearea234 8 months ago
so how many here are actually high as fuck right now? Trust me, I am..
slash004 8 months ago
I was so high one time I forgot to open my door and just slamed into that shit...
Raznangriz 8 months ago
O.O HIGH AS FUUUUCK!
maleficent421 8 months ago
Mescudi21 sent me here
Gdew1000 8 months ago
Yes
Ilinoris 8 months ago in playlist Derp ma herp
highdeas sent me here
Irandomfourreal 8 months ago 21
its taco!
djsaurisking 8 months ago
Awesome.
endthedrugwar 9 months ago
This man only speaks the truth.
Metallics100 9 months ago 4
im high
getatme12321 9 months ago 2
at first i thought this shit was the dumbest he's ever done. until i listened n heard the chicken farm shit. and god man put that part on youre fb and see what people think
chunks132 9 months ago
Have you ever been soo god damn high you went on youtube and looked for jon lajoie's high as fuck song, then you realised everything he sings is true. You need to piss, but you can't turn away the song seems to discribe your whole life its strange.. Have you ever been high as fuck/.. @_@
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YOMINUSTV 10 months ago
i wanna burn with jon lajoie hes the fuckin man
getatme12321 10 months ago
the other day i went to the store high as fuck, bought some smokes (i didnt drive) went to jump in my buddy's car. turns out the car i went to get into was a random family, and there were kids in the back and shit, i opened the door and went WHOA lmfaooooooo i got ripped on hard
xxwiseonexx 10 months ago
@xxwiseonexx Epic
Timtc27 9 months ago
Happy 4/20!
avestruzbizca 10 months ago 4
@avestruzbizca Happy 4:20 bro (: !
BuckWildMane 10 months ago 3
Happy 4/20 people!
collegestudent4peace 10 months ago
Yes
MultiAnon666 11 months ago
This is the new Stairway to Heaven.
DJMarkyMaz 11 months ago 4
Yesterday I went to Safeway, and when I came out, I got in the passenger side of another silver sedan thinking my friend drove......
ANIDOLSPLAGUE 11 months ago
@muffin523
LOL! Genius ..
TokenAllNight 11 months ago
Fuckin A I have man a word of advice don't go to walmart high as fuck so strange nigger cunt
itsdaFBI 11 months ago
One time I was really high, and I was eating a muffin and talking to my girlfriend on the phone, and I said "yooo this muffin is Dankstock!"
She dumped me. on the spot. For being too much of a stoner. No joke.
telepathicmentalSEX 11 months ago 3
all thesethings have happened to me, except the chicken thing
ungougedeyes552 11 months ago
@ungougedeyes552 same here hahahaha all except the chicken xD so sick hahahaha
MrDamianosek 11 months ago
im sorry but ur a fuckin idiot if u payed that much for snacks i dun care how high u were! that money could of been spent on pot, dumbass!
lecheeba420 11 months ago
I got so high I sat at a stop sign...waiting for it to turn green.
muffin523 11 months ago 4
I got high and a friend sent me to get us burgers. I went to the store and ordered two chicken meat sandwiches instead of two burgers. It was the best burgers we ever ate.
NikolaMatan 11 months ago
IM HIGH AS FUCK AND I EXPERIENCED THIS SONG TO THE LETTER TONIGHT WALKING 3 MILES HOME
InfiniteRhombus 1 year ago
You no the 6 dislikes are the ppl that have never been i as fuck
tdizzel2009 1 year ago
here's a joke:
justin bieber is straight.
it's stupid, i just invented it and it has nothing to do with the song but i'm high as fuck so i don't care.
terminatorerikson 1 year ago
Ketchup chips literally are the best thing I've ever had. I always used to eat chips with ketchup all over them, even before I smoked. And, they're still just as damn good while you're high :)
68MrZeppelin 1 year ago
This is fucked up why do the chickens have human arms???
BigRockMusicFan 1 year ago
6 justin bieber fans missed the like button
planetraptor420 1 year ago 4
Takes me back ......Mmmmm stale sugar cones lol
GunsandLipstick 1 year ago
6 people don't know what it's like to be high as fuck.
gerardwayissexy360 1 year ago 6
Yes.
walltroy 1 year ago
Yes.
walltroy 1 year ago
THINKING ABBBBBOUUTTT, KETCHUP CHIIIIIPS
CanasNG 1 year ago 2
This song is soo fucking true..
TAGriffith0327 1 year ago
Why do the chickens have human arms? lmao
5H4d0wW4rr10r 1 year ago
Ketchup chips are an official flavor. I've only ever seen them outside of the states, though. And he's right, you can't buy a porcupine on the internet. I've looked.
mchalms 1 year ago 2
@mchalms I bet porcupine searches are on the up statistically.
VanguardDragon 10 months ago
dude i hate it when you look at ur dog after ur done. he loos so disappointed
torresfan101 1 year ago 2