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  • To Ebay!

  • How can you dislike this? Your dog is staring at you like you need help.

  • 19 haters

  • Adobada TJ Taco when ur high

  • "You know what, world? You got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint."

  • Y3S L)L

  • ...How many people went to eBay and searched " porcupine(s)"?

  • stoners anetham hahahahhahahahaahhahaaha loves it

  • stoners anetham hahahahhahahahaahhahaaha loves it

  • hhahahahhahaa me so hihg

  • if i rolled a joint everytime the world had me me cornered id ... oh wait i do!

  • I have indeed been high as fuck.

  • Dude I can read my own mind right now

  • i can say yes to all the questions

  • im fucking high and i like this song.....

  • @CBAdizzle your knowledge of the Reddits made my day.

  • remind

  • I don't understand the world. Wat

  • Have you ever been hiiiiigggh, as fuck?

  • Omg it's on loop. you just stole 2 hours of my time. LOL

  • One time I was so high that I actually did buy a pack of gum, but the cash register guy spoke in tongues. Definitely stronger than weed, but I think he was just fucking with me

  • anyone else type in high as fuck and get to this?

  • I bought the CD two years ago, and this turned out to be a summer hit for me

  • Haha pretty much done all of those things except the chicken thing. What the fuck?? Lmao well the worlds got me cornered time to load another ~.~

  • ASHTON KUTCHER?

  • Im SOOOOOO high rite now peeople

  • i used to be high as fuck like you but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @adamrierson11 STFU kkthanksbai

    

  • so fucing true! <3

  • HIGH AS FUCK !

  • Story of my life

  • everything but the chicken farm thing. the snack thing happened to me countless times.

  • ive been dry for like 4 days and i still giggled at this shit

  • thumbs if you ARE high as fuck

  • Done all that. XDDDD

  • Smoked the biggest blunt, this video is greatttt

  • ents

  • @izbm666 r/trees

  • High as fuckk 😜💨

  • I have smoked mattafakkkaaaa

  • I miss Battleships.

  • fuckin amazing

    

  • Been there...done that.

  • @berridgev good for you bro!

  • I Dont smoke i just find this hilarious.

  • He describes my life in this lol.

  • @ h8myselfWpassion, they don't sell ketchup chips in the states.

  • I'm all out :( have to wait till payday to get more.

  • @oxman0313 i'll get twice as high as fuck in ur honor then

  • @oxman0313 Thats sucks man,I'm waiting on a bag now

  • 11 people never been high as fuck

  • High as fuck: check

    On a farm with chickens that have human arms: soon to be.

  • my dog got high as fuck 2

  • So you just buy a pack of gum, and get the hell out of there!!!

  • Amm hiiiiiggggghhhhh as fuuuuucccckkk

  • how many people are high as fuck?

  • Man. Now I want some ketchup chips. Ya, I must be high as fuck.

  • Thumbs up if you were smoking a bowl and singing along

  • I will literally spend 2 hours in the mirror trying to convince myself that i should stop talking to myself in the mirror and then I end up getting off track and continue talking to myself in the mirror.

  • 1:53 when you know 100 percent hes candadian. [5]

  • @n3rdyr0cker how so? i am confused, how does ketchup chips make you know hes canadian?

  • r/trees

  • r/trees

  • man do i love weed :)

  • 11 people don't smoke weed.

  • @Tony10206 I like the song and i like Jon Lajoie,but for this comment i disliked.13 dislike is from me.I never smoked and never will smoke weed.Fuck you junkies!!

  • @HeroOfMacedonia what gives you the right to call us junkies?

    lol you probably drink alcohol or smoke tobacco which has even been proven by the health boards of countries and the united states now, how many cases are there of people getting drunk and beating their wives, gfs, family, friends millions.

    how many from weed? 0

    how many deaths from alcohol and tabaco a year? hundreds of thousands if not millions, how much from weed? 0

  • @HeroOfMacedonia which has even been proven to be worse then weed*

  • @iblastuWoW Actualy no,i dont smoke tobacco nor i smoke alcohol.I like my brain as it is,capable of making dicisions and think the situations through.But here i see you play the victiom card...Tell me then why its illegal? Why is it forbidden in so many countrys? Could it be that maybe its just a start up drug,which may lead young people to the use of some other,more dangerous drug...After all your brain is fucked up when u smoke it,you cant think straight.Think about it...

  • @HeroOfMacedonia just a hint, not trying to step in here but when you're making an argument about your brain being capable, try to spell more words correct (if not all :P) and btw you don't "Smoke" alchohol :P

  • @MaxGauthierguitar hahahah just a mistake.Rly made me laugh there:D Well english isn't my maternal lenguage so i am alowed to make grammar mistakes,although i think that the point of the sentence is very clear...

  • @HeroOfMacedonia it's all good haha, just thought i'd let you know for future reference :P

  • @HeroOfMacedonia so much of the aformentioned is misspelled

  • @ConnerMorris like what?

  • @Tony10206 get em!

  • @Tony10206 get em!

  • You have to put peanut butter on the crackers

  • dude my dog always gives me the look

  • "Did you ever eat a whole bag of crackers , that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore "

    Oh god , this sentence just makes me realize that every time I do that I'm high as fuck.

  • @rogue4life u are a fuckin idiot people like u are ignorant.

  • You forgot the part where you watch a animal documentary and play dubstep over it :)

  • I remember when he was the weird kid who plays the piano.

  • OH MY GOD XD this song is SOOOO fucking tru!!!!!!

  • I was high as fuck the first time i watched this.. and i thought i was going to have a heart attack when i thought of chickens with human arms.. haha

  • smoking weed ruins your life? thats why its legal medicine in 11 states right?

  • @TheRogue4life it can fuck up alot, not becouse of the weed but becouse of the laws

  • Hhahehuhhahehahuhhahehuhheha yay

  • Dunno about you retards, but I've never been scared to walk into a convenience store after smoking a bowl. LSD on the other hand....

  • @Kjell777Iverson its says HIGH AS FUCK nothing about weed your stupid as fuck

  • @GetDickPunched

    LOL youtube trolls. <3

  • @GetDickPunched "You know wha world, you got me cornered agan. I'm gonna go roll another joint."

  • But don't listen to me, I'm stupid as fuck, and I don't know what I'm talking about YAY WEED!

  • @rollercoasteroflove3 Can't tell if kidding, also brain cells die, and grow back constantly like skin cells. Look it up.

  • I'll be honest, the corner store thing happened to me, with the gum and stuff... And the heart attack thing... and the dry mouth... fuckin bitch ass mutherfuckin pasties... I hate my life... CHILDREN DON'T GIVE IN TO PEER PRESSURE! Getting high kills brain cells... And now I'm stupid as fuck...

  • @19dk95 you've got to be shitting me. Easily one of the most retarded comments I've ever seen.

  • The cracker thing is soooo true!

  • 10 people couldn't find porcupines on eBay

  • @19Dk15 fuck you that's not true

  • Wow look at me im high and im 15 look how cool I am,every one is so jelouse of me being high,NOT

    Get real kids,smoking weed isnt cool,it ruins you life

  • @19Dk95 r u fuckn retarded? ruins ur life? Im not even going to bother telling u how retarted that sounds!

  • @19Dk95 Mkay Mr. Mackey, drugs are bad Mkay

  • @19Dk95 lol are you sure your not talking about methamphetamine or heroin or angel dust(pcp) just a few for example that are bad and you can in fact overdose on unlike weed which is not addictive and you can not overdose on and is also used in 11 states medicinally get cancer go through kemo and pay for a bunch of drugs that dont do shit but make you hurt worse people like you are the reason this world is so fucked up spewing out dumbass shit about something you know nothing about fucking peon

  • reminds me of my first time getting high jamming out to Slipknot and Blood For Blood

  • High as Chainsaw.

  • I sang this song song in a talent show the principal was not happy he thought I was singing a bieber song

  • yes i have actually-_-

  • its like he stalked me! everything he said iv done XDDD yes i have been high as fuck lol

  • I had to listen to this three times to hear what he says, laughing too hard lol :)

  • Why, yes I have been high as fuck. -3

  • Love it

  • I've literally done all those things

  • I like how there's probably a bunch of ten year olds here going, "WOW! I'M SO HIGH" Because they think getting high is cool.

  • You know what world , you got me cornered again.

  • too high))

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  • im so high right now its my second time and im 12

  • @isk8erboi you're the coolest person ever!!!

  • @edwinaisobese ya now that i look back at that comment i realized that it was stupid but at the moment it felt right

  • lofl i love this and i love weed :putnam:

  • Nine people forgot how to have fun, and hate Battleship.

  • Boy, have I ever been high as fuck...

  • Like this comment if you're smoking a bowl to this song right now :) I sure am

  • This is quite possibly one of the most amazing, epic, truthful and generally most awesome videos I ever saw.

  • Imagine what it would be like to actually be high around this guy.. Lol

  • lol. Never show to friends if there parents are around.

  • so how many here are actually high as fuck right now? Trust me, I am..

  • I was so high one time I forgot to open my door and just slamed into that shit...

  • O.O HIGH AS FUUUUCK!

  • Mescudi21 sent me here

  • Yes

  • highdeas sent me here

  • its taco!

  • Awesome.

  • This man only speaks the truth.

  • im high

  • at first i thought this shit was the dumbest he's ever done. until i listened n heard the chicken farm shit. and god man put that part on youre fb and see what people think

  • Have you ever been soo god damn high you went on youtube and looked for jon lajoie's high as fuck song, then you realised everything he sings is true. You need to piss, but you can't turn away the song seems to discribe your whole life its strange.. Have you ever been high as fuck/.. @_@

  • i wanna burn with jon lajoie hes the fuckin man

    

  • the other day i went to the store high as fuck, bought some smokes (i didnt drive) went to jump in my buddy's car. turns out the car i went to get into was a random family, and there were kids in the back and shit, i opened the door and went WHOA lmfaooooooo i got ripped on hard

  • @xxwiseonexx Epic

    

  • Happy 4/20!

  • @avestruzbizca Happy 4:20 bro (: !

  • Happy 4/20 people!

  • Yes

  • This is the new Stairway to Heaven.

  • Yesterday I went to Safeway, and when I came out, I got in the passenger side of another silver sedan thinking my friend drove......

  • @muffin523

    LOL! Genius ..

  • Fuckin A I have man a word of advice don't go to walmart high as fuck so strange nigger cunt

  • One time I was really high, and I was eating a muffin and talking to my girlfriend on the phone, and I said "yooo this muffin is Dankstock!"

    She dumped me. on the spot. For being too much of a stoner. No joke.

  • all thesethings have happened to me, except the chicken thing

  • @ungougedeyes552 same here hahahaha all except the chicken xD so sick hahahaha

  • im sorry but ur a fuckin idiot if u payed that much for snacks i dun care how high u were! that money could of been spent on pot, dumbass!

  • I got so high I sat at a stop sign...waiting for it to turn green.

  • I got high and a friend sent me to get us burgers. I went to the store and ordered two chicken meat sandwiches instead of two burgers. It was the best burgers we ever ate.

  • IM HIGH AS FUCK AND I EXPERIENCED THIS SONG TO THE LETTER TONIGHT WALKING 3 MILES HOME

  • You no the 6 dislikes are the ppl that have never been i as fuck

  • here's a joke:

    justin bieber is straight.

    it's stupid, i just invented it and it has nothing to do with the song but i'm high as fuck so i don't care.

  • Ketchup chips literally are the best thing I've ever had. I always used to eat chips with ketchup all over them, even before I smoked. And, they're still just as damn good while you're high :)

  • This is fucked up why do the chickens have human arms???

  • 6 justin bieber fans missed the like button

  • Takes me back ......Mmmmm stale sugar cones lol

  • 6 people don't know what it's like to be high as fuck.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • THINKING ABBBBBOUUTTT, KETCHUP CHIIIIIPS

  • This song is soo fucking true..

  • Why do the chickens have human arms? lmao

  • Ketchup chips are an official flavor. I've only ever seen them outside of the states, though. And he's right, you can't buy a porcupine on the internet. I've looked.

  • @mchalms I bet porcupine searches are on the up statistically.

  • dude i hate it when you look at ur dog after ur done. he loos so disappointed