Gabe Newell's answer to all Episode 3 questions

[ClevelandRock]

Nice. I was expecting "uhhhh, no".

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

This is true. When ever someone asks Gabe a question about Episode 3 he ignores them or changes the subject.

At the release of Portal 2 protesters were standing outside with signs "HALF-LIFE 3" Which is Ep3's nick name and "HOW DID MOSSMEN GET TO THE ARCTIC" Gabe changed the subject, of course, and told them to protest the microsoft building about what happened to that paperclip mascot "clippy" as a joke and they did and everyone laughed and forgot about protesting about Episode 3.

[commandoknife29]

at first it looked like he was at a gym... but... well, you know

[IdentifiableUser]

Gabe is Gordon Freeman's voice actor.

[MrBrainFucker1079]

Hold six to see 2 second.

[LTChaosLT]

gabe has no clue what episode 3 is

[SynsterGatesA7X]

"Hey Gabe, hoes that diet going?" *video*

[CloneComander1138]

Were can i find the original video?

[wfzone]

@CloneComander1138 search: Mega64: The Beatles Rock Band

[MyNameIsNirodh]

valve cant count past 2

[kakokapolei123]

@MyNameIsNirodh They have encountered a chapter 3 in the games

[eIchristo]

"Hey Gabe, I saw your bulletin on Steam and I believe my Credit Card numbers have been compromised. Might you be able to provide compensation for my stolen money?"

*This video plays*

[rushnerd]

I didn't actually expect that lol

[MajorFacepalm12]

It's funny because it's true!

[IdentifiableUser]

Episode 3 will never come out. Gordon Freeman's voice actor died.

[webo27]

@IdentifiableUser trolololo

[Russ4312]

OH MY GAWD!!!

GABE ATE 0:02!!!!

[Luckyrob72]

(smashes half life 1 on the ground)

*this vid*

(shows vids of people making fake vids with replies of what Gabe newell has to say about when episode 3)

*this vid*

(shows this video to Gaben)

*this vid*

[DanielRock]

everything is clear now

[Andrew223a]

The gaming world will bow to him when he reveals Half Life 3.

[jmj540]

Ah Gabe Newell, Gordon Freeman's voice actor.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

I HAVE NO IDEA!

[DefileddNL]

I liked the part where he  .

[bloodrunsclear]

Getting hit in the face with an imaginary baseball?

[NoShit12]

Just include "Episode 3" to your video title and it will hit 100,000 views within a week...

[QuadfishTym]

E3 2012: Gabe Newell announces Half Life 2: Episode 2, Chapter 1, to be part of their new trilogy.

[jimmy134496]

@QuadfishTym E3 2198: Gabe Newell's great great great grandson (really a hunk of fat carved out of his left ass cheek to resemble a human form) announces half life 2: episode 2: chapter 1: page 1: verse 1: paragraph 1: sentence 1: word 1.

[Lautaro3590]

Are you going to realese Episode 3? *Gaben Quote the video*

[BleedingCarrot]

THERE WILL BE NO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3, THERE WILL BE HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 1.5 + 1.5

[PS3Fan487]

@BleedingCarrot or Episode 1 +2, 2 + 1, and maybe 2.5 +.5

[younggunsfan]

And that is my awnser to the Universe

[SirSomeguy]

There is actually a very good reason that Valve will never release HL2 EP.3, HL3, TF3, LFD3, or Portal 3:

Valve doesn't know how to count to three.

[YiffingPaws]

It's like I've just watched e3 in a nutshell.

[THELASTREDMAGE]

speak fatman speak

[dylanthecracker]

Gabe ate 0:02

[InfernoJuggernaut]

What is episode 3?

[Wedwickboy]

@InfernoJuggernaut idiot

[quizzezima]

*tilts back his fat ass"

[AstropilotStudios]

Anyone asked about Counterstrike: Global Offensive?

[squarefan1]

Ha. Mega64 !

[LeCTODN]

This explains That.

[megaimpactx51]

oh so that explains everything

[tfhkyoshi]

"What? Episode 3? What did I do with it? Never heard of it..."

*burp*

[takatoekoe]

he saw GMAN doing the macarena

[ninjafish258]

hey gabe want some salad?

*video*

[spazboy119]

@ninjafish258 Da fucks a salad?

[marc2377]

@ninjafish258 Dude, you won.

[ninjafish258]

@marc2377 :D took a while to find this comment....

[JedediahZ00pop]

@ninjafish258 LMFAO

[XboxAnnihilator]

Alternate between 3 and 4 for weirdness

[ThaBauer]

press 2 for

[CSBoY007]

Gabe said that Episode 3 will come on:

01/04/2012

[thedkboyz]

i dont think it will ever come out...

HL2 episode 2

team fortress 2

left 4 dead 2

portal 2

shift 2

[VintageBalderdash]

@thedkboyz You forgot Dota 2.

[GamersRage]

@thedkboyz mission some 3's there i see....

[ninjaman690]

hahahaa its funny cuz he has sex with stuffed animals.

[Hamsteere]

So...you at least acknowledge the EXSISTENCE of Episode 3, right?

[ninjafish258]

@Hamsteere *video*

[thedkboyz]

i dont think it will ever come out...

HL2 episode 2

team fortress 2

left 4 dead 2

portal 2

shift 2

:p

[raptorhunter104]

@thedkboyz valve cant count to 3

[Legojake94]

poor us :(

[RudyGames]

''Are you already started on Episode 3?''

Gabe's answer: 0:00

[xXTurtwigXx]

this answers everything!

[DeloreandudeTommy]

Wow, he really nailed that Gordon Freeman impression.

[Nix1794]

Note taken.

[TroutAmbush]

Hey, it's the Mega64 corner.

[JboneDRS]

We should all accept that Ep. 3 will never be realized and retend an ending happened

[Spypie100]

@aVoXchannel nope.avi

[masterchiefsasuke]

E3 2012

Gabe Newell walks on stage with a big 3 on the screen

He says "I have lost 3 pounds since last E3"

Gabe Newell walks off stage

trollface.jpg

[alonalon777]

@masterchiefsasuke best... comment... ever...

[Mrcrazy80]

@masterchiefsasuke I hope that it is utterly clear for you that it is physicly impossible for Gabe Logan Newell to lose body weight.

[jimjam154]

@masterchiefsasuke Left 4 Dead 3.

[retardproduction626]

@masterchiefsasuke funnyjunk[DOT]com/funny_pictur­es/2722580/HL+Episode+Three/

[MrSquid21]

@masterchiefsasuke what would make it better is if he walked on stage with a big HL3 on the screen. a guy walks next to him, points to him, and says: He lost 3 pounds.

*gabe smiles and walks off stage*

[44R0Ndin]

@masterchiefsasuke he does that, and i bet someone in the gaming community assassinates him

[44R0Ndin]

@44R0Ndin seriously, the "joke" if there is one, is getting fucking old

[Mrcrazy80]

@masterchiefsasuke You misspelled "gained".

[aVoXchannel]

gabe ate 0:02

[IronHedgehog1]

the best part was when gabe

[spongebot64]

Chell: So, what is the plot of Episode 3?

Gabe: *No Comment*

[maxillos79]

*trollface* problem?

[TheHystericalDude]

Aww man... watching the thumbnail made me think it was a shoop da whoop. Am I the only one who thought that?

[UncleDolans]

@TheHystericalDude Yes, yes you are.

[PrideofAshbringer]

Guys guys guys, didn't you listen? He said it all in Gordon Freeman's voice. He even said the release date...

[qwertyrobot5]

oh that's why he's delaying it, seems reasonable.

[Tallest9]

" "

[Cewlakow]

Problem?

[AbsolutelyCharged]

If you tap 3 and 6, he'll answer as long as you push those buttons...

[linnertson]

Hahahahhahahaha



[jackofblades94]

Gabe Newel: lol, Episode 3

[MisterchidsMachinima]

Anyone else notice how fucking dirty the camera lens is in this vid.

[ZiozoneEmperor]

lol his expression is like "what the hell is a episode 3?" xD

[butwhydudeimeanwhy12]

THIS IS GLORIOUS IN 1080p.

[NiNtenBricK]

@butwhydudeimeanwhy12 lol my computer cant stand it

[deividas56]

He ate Episode 3.

[LastedThread]

episode 3 is coming this december 31st

[RCPDfilms]

"This is what you get because of all the fat jokes" - Gabe

[NewAccJ12]

Press 5 for

[Arumorilfy]

k gaiz, if u don't get it , let me make it klear.

his answer is

get it?

[XxMaxRampagexX]

the man answers all!

[xBurningSkyx]

that's just gordon freeman. in the flesh.

[why0isnt0this0workin]

@xBurningSkyx "No, I'm Gabe Newel"

[TheDefored]

Got it?

[bgpivoter]

Gordon Freeman asked him a question

[Joltie]

I made you some Half Life: Ep. 3.

...

But I eated it. :<

[ElmntNinja]

Then he runs away.

[Captaincookie987]

Everyone : When is Episode 3 going to be released

Gabe Newell : *Takes a step back* Shit what do I say..?

[bgpivoter]

Nah, that's what he said about HL3/Episode 3:

*fart*

[Freemancos]

Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin

[RedEggsCereal]

he jumped

[booyah344]

@TheBobLives i was seriously hopen it said huge sucsses

[raptor777777]

Hold 0 = window on drugs

Hold 2 = thing behind the window on drugs

Hold 7 = Gaben on drugs

[Dolby3d]

@TheBobLives Haha yeah like: guys, people are asking when episode 3 comes out. Bastards, let them wait for another year!!!!!!!

[Afterburnzz]

Ah, Gabe Newell, Gordon Freeman's voice actor

[Ballol]

@Afterburnzz No, it's the medipack that's Gordon Freeman.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@Afterburnzz why is it that i cant favorite comments?

[Afterburnzz]

@pyramidheadkitten9 You see, there were plans to implement that button but Gaben delayed them.

[supermario5029]

@Afterburnzz bitch gordon has no voice actors bitch your fucking pointless get a life!

[Afterburnzz]

@supermario5029

-12/10

[thobby120]

@supermario5029 That's the point.

[sumofsumstuff]

@supermario5029 ur an idiot it was a joke because gabe didnt say anything. stupid fuck.

[supermario5029]

@sumofsumstuff Ah ya?Yo angry?

[majsbullen]

@supermario5029 wow you're a horrible troll man

[supermario5029]

@majsbullen ...!Better i have more videos!You moron!I'm not a troll

[Daggerspine107]

@Afterburnzz YES

[shinobihalo]

Every time time someone insults gabe newell episode 3 is delayed by 5 seconds its not coming out  for 11 years.

[athomicritics]

@shinobihalo i think the exact release date is after the sun goes supernova by now

[KasumiDoll]

Lost cost is episode 3. 

[Theg0ggy]

@KasumiDoll nope.avi

[43eyes]

There is now 0:02. *Universe implodes.

[sonicthehedghg2]

He looks at me like he read my email I sent him it was some s***

[Overdoseplus]

He acts like he doesn't even know what Episode 3 is

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@Overdoseplus He doesn't.

[stickman4EVA]

He doesn't know what episode 3 is :D

[DarthHorrigan]

GabeRoll'd

[NeverevenStudios]

@Mountaind3ws

"Does Gordon Freeman talk at all?"

ಠ_ಠ

[violencejr1234321]

@NeverevenStudios

Nope, G-man brainwash him so that why he doesn't speak

[a0001521]

@Mountaind3ws i guess you don't know about the joke

[Blackswitch90]

HAHAHHAHAH

[LeCTODN]

I like the part when he looks at us

[darthukas]

Why...

[LostIndividuality]

"Wait, what? Episode 3? The fuck you talking about? Wait where'd I put my cake?"

[spiderjerusalem100]

hahahahaahaha!!!! fuck you!!! I was hoping for something about Episode 3!

[EikC]

What's the matter, Gabe? FAT got your tongue?

[beserkmaster]

@EikC Uh, no.

[Edy5656]

Gabe reminds me of a fucking Advisor. Fat peice of shit.

[zachplaysfallout3]

he ate the code for episode 3

[m0therchi3f]

Me: Gaben, please give us Half-Life 2 episode 3

Gabe: Left 4 Dead 3? Ok.

Me: No, Half-Life 2 episode 3!

Gabe: TF...3?

Me: NO....hmmmm...Can we have Left 4 Dead 3?

Gabe: Half-Life 2 episode 3? Sure!

Me: ...Really? :D

[zachplaysfallout3]

@m0therchi3f no,not really.Counterstrike 2?of course

[m0therchi3f]

@zachplaysfallout3 Counterstrike 2? There IS a Counterstrike 2 already. CSS.

[zachplaysfallout3]

@m0therchi3f that was the joke,they repackage cs with better graphics and caalled it a sequel.Still love it though

[m0therchi3f]

@zachplaysfallout3 I don't have it, and I messes up Gmod, cuz you need css for the damn sweps on the toybox. And why is L4D2 listed in source games for Gmod, while it has NO effect on the game? No weapons, props, player models,npc's or SHIT! Only HL games work. TF2 doesn't add a gamemode and the fanmade gamemode is glitchy and hard to get. *Sigh*...Why, Valve?

[mchitti]

LOL!



[PuniperTV]

I like when he said

[iansquared3]

i liked the part where he

[Wolvster007]

IF YOU ARE WORKING ON EP3 SAY NOTHING :D