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  • Im soooo glad we both agree on how and why the first two were bad. Keep up the awesome work man! :)

  • You just won either subscriber

  • this was worse than the first one.

  • the only difference between parnormal activity and paranormal activity 2 is in the 2nd one, they decided to throw in a dog and a baby -__- smh 

  • You're not that worried about the third one sucking much as the first two, have you read what the third one is about? It's a prequel of the sisters when they were kids, and that's not the worst part. They've put in the whole idea that the demon/family curse was caused by the Bloody Mary urban legend -- I'M NOT KIDDING! I didn't have to see the movies to think what...the...HELL?!

  • to bad i really wanna see you hate the 3rd movie oh well i don't wanna put you through that much torture

  • They are making 3 not even kidding what is this world coming too!!! demon or ghost or whatever the hell that entity is i don't really care. Only go to see it so your girlfriend will cling to you in the theater, only good thing. Bad thing this rapes other good demon movies. Demons don't move things they fucking kill you!!!

  • Dude, I love you

  • i feel so sorry for you

  • When the hell did it ever say the pool cleaner was possesed.

  • I love this movie, come and kill me.

  • I agree what a waste of money. This movie sucks.

  • Funny thing is I kinda agree, One was ok and 2 just sucked. And this is coming from someone that is a Blair Witch fan. And really Ill watch almost any horror and like it some PA2 was just so bad though. The best one of these is one that is not even Paranormal Activity, their was one on Netflick we watched that was so similar but so much better. And I cant remember the name of it now???

  • Paranomal Activity 1&2 = sleeping pill !!

  • To that end...

    There are no redeeming qualities of most ANY horror film in the world of today. Just a lot of 'Cringe Mongering' and 'Sound Boo-ing'. You add as much wannabe scary gore as you can to make the crowd cringe, you blast sound at random intervals to make them jump like a little kid that walks around the corner, and just for the stupid f-ck of it, you add needless sex cos everyone wants sex with blood... And THAT'S what 'horror films' today are about.

  • Hahahaa~~ Well I'll TELL you the REAL reason she wanted to see it:

    NOWADAYS you go to a 'horror film' to LAUGH at how everything SUCKS.

  • half the movie is about the dog and the baby, there's a dad who does all sorts of dumb shit, and makes fun of his daughter, and there's a hispanic house maid. did they decide to adapt family guy into a horror movie?

  • wow a pool cleaner....really? And it was hunted (can't spell the word I want to use sorry) because it was on the side of the pool in the morning? That IS lame! Our pool cleaner was ALWAYS on the side of the pool-oh, and it would chance you if you were very close to it. I LOVED that pool cleaner it makes me wish I didn't have to move. I never once thought it was 'hunted' yep-so glad I have not watched this movie-and I'm not going to. XD

  • how the fuck did this movie got in

  • In theatres some parts were scary. But the first paranormal activity is more scary/ Thumbs up if you think so.

  • @smithman013 scary my ass fuck at movie

  • thank you, one of the worst movies i've ever seen, way worse than the first, and the first was shit too.

  • That movie sucked

  • watched this and wow it sucked half way through i said gee i wonder what camera im gonna see next i think the pool then the living room then the hall then the babys room gee didnt see that coming

  • Ehhhh, i just watched the movie. What a piece of shit it was. It was sooooo boring. And ending was gay. I mean the daughter Katie goes appshit at the end and kills her dad Splinter Cell style and owns her mom and after that she simply takes the baby and walks away. And the police doesn't manages to find somekind of possessed bitch who walked away with a baby in a pajamas. Did she managed to reach Africa or something? the movie was boring as shit. P.A. sucked and P.A. 2 sucked even more.

  • @uchihatheitachi

    I agree, but Katie was the sister. The daughter was Ali and the final text says that she found the bodies the next day

  • @AWESOMENESS55100 Oh, sorry, my bad.

  • @uchihatheitachi

    agreed but for god sakes

    now there making another one part 3

    >.<

    that peice of shit movie

  • @uchihatheitachi

    paranormal is gay like twilight

    >.< 

  • @uchihatheitachi

    and there making another one

    damn it

    >.<

  • Not tryin to be mean, but you should definitely work some more on your comedy, you're not very funny.

  • what if i watch it for free on internet?

    is that OK?

  • i'm not a scary movie watcher and this movie didn't scare me at all

  • Laughed at this movie it wasn't scary it was the best comedy I ever seen.

  • i knew this would be a bad movie

    BUT I HAD NO IDEA!

  • @MrPixelReviews

    Okay, so the critic apparently gets a scare out of sheer boredom, whats ur point? lmfao

  • @FilmMasterAdam hey let me answer a few questions there: at least 80% of america have some sort of belief in god. and in correlation, to "the devil." therefore it can be determined that the scariest part of this movie for those collective amount of people is the fact that it is a very possible situation, or it could definetly happen. i mean sure other scary movies are good but they have either an obviously fake adversary, or a human one. and in a contest of real scares "spirits">humans...

  • @FilmMasterAdam thats the best i could defer from this mystery.

  • just saw the movie and ,,,,, it was SCARY !! and you talked about the small things that happend in the movie. the poolcleaner was not possesed and is explaind in the movie it sucks for the people who already dicided it sucks. sorry for bad spelling ( Icelandic )

  • also i forgot which one of your things i commented on tonight because i watched so many.. but yeh about sorority row review, have you done one?

  • just watched Paranormal Activity review of yours, and you said you wouldnt see the sequel to this, then what do i see a review of Paranormal Activity 2 by you , erm ok.

  • @justinbiebersexymofo

    Yeah i explain that in the paranormal activity 2 review!!!

  • @FilmMasterAdam yeh lmao was just about to reply, but you commented so fast -.- now i feel like an idiot :L

  • @FilmMasterAdam do u know ther will be a 3rd one really not joking

  • @Zeus92599

    it's going to suck damn it

    i just can feel that it's going to suck hell

    man >.<

  • hahaha your really funny

  • ya dont watch it it's not even scary and it's boring as hell!!!!!!!!!!!

  • p.a. 2 suck`s ass

  • Because math proves it to be real.

  • nice review man

  • u dont even know any thing about this. i saw this movie and jumped alot. Get ur fucking facts right and actaually do more research!! ur a fucking idiot.

  • @DeadlyUmbreon No sir, you're the fucking idiot here. When you learn how to put a sentence together, perhaps you can question one's capacity.

  • @DeadlyUmbreon

    dumbass you get your facts right

    the sound effects are the one that made you jump alot

    and the movie is not even scary the movie is retarded

    >.<

  • BOTH PARANORMAL ACTIVITY MOVIES SUCK.

  • SHIT FILM OVERALL, FIRST ONE WAS GOOD BUT SECOND ONE WAS SO BORING AND SHIT. SO DISSAPOINTED! :(

  • I waited about 30 minutes and spend $12.75 to see a fucking door slam. I could have done that in my house for free and in half a second. My wallet is empty!! AAHH!

  • @RSSJ91 Next time you think a movie sucked, ask for you're money back cause they'll give it back or they'll probably want to give you free tickets for another movie. Or you can demand you're money back. Either or but don't get ripped off. I never do...

  • @buyerofsorts I did, they told me I should have exited the movie 30 minutes before it ended to get my money back.

  • @RSSJ91 Oh yeah, thats a good point. Of all the times I got my money back, I never watched the entire shitty movie whichever shitty movie it was at the time.

    Why would you stay in a movie the blows? Hoping against hope that it will get better huh? lol. Forget it, once a movie sucks the first 45 minutes, its sucks the rest of the way.

    We like to go and watch 2 - 3 movies at a time too but most movies blow these days. Anywho, remember, don't wait till the very end. Cant wait 4 the HOBBIT

  • @buyerofsorts Dude, I will do that. I have realize that the movie will blow if it's not good the first 30 minutes. Hope has failed me plenty of times with movies nowadays.

    Honestly, the only good company that can make a good movie these days is Pixar. Not to be childish, but it's true. From the mid 90's to 2010, that's a good run.

  • The pool cleaner was funny. The movies was based on the stupid pool cleaner. Why would a demon want to even be around a pool?

  • Awesome review...lol At least you got sex out of it...:) CHeck out our page if you get time.

  • THIS MOVIE THAT I SAW LAST NIGHT SUCK BALLS, WHAT PILE OF CRAP, THE FIRST ONE WAS GOOD, ITS NOT A 2 SECOND MOVIE, THIS HAPPEN BEFORE THE FIRST MOVIE AND TO TOP IT OFF THEY TOOK OUT PARTS THAT MADE THE FIRST ONE GOOD, BOTTOM LINE THE ENDING SUCK, CONFUSED PLOT AND NOT ENOUGH ACTIVITY

  • this movie finger fucked my money.i cannot emphasize how much this movie sucks

  • @zanaabraza101896 Next time you think a movie sucked, ask for you're money back cause they'll give it back or they'll probably want to give you free tickets for another movie. Or you can demand you're money back. Either or but don't get ripped off. I never do...

  • i loved the first one and the second is so much better and scarier just my opinion but this video made me laugh =)

  • Lmfao, win. Thumbs and big toes up :)

  • 1.32 THANK YOU, it's good to know I'm not the only one wondering that! I have not seen Paranormal Activity 2, though after the first one, I don't want too.

  • okay...i laughed the entire time...at one point i was pissed off because i wanted it to scare the shit out of me...there were scences in the movie i didn't see..the baby asn't outside in the street,the baby wasn't forced to the rail of the crib..at one point i didn't want a tie in with the first one...the funny thing about seeing it tonight everybody in the theater booed at the end

  • Laziest demon ever. All he does is close some doors and throw some babies on the road.

  • @Ihavealife100 LMFAO! It totally sucked, I agree.

  • Na the film does not make you jump or go oh crap but when you try to get to sleep the next day yep your crapping it

  • My teacher liked paranormal activity because she believes in it but really its not scary if you don't believe or if you are actually smart enough to think

  • Hey man just wondering. Wher the fuck is a review of The Social Network! That thing is getting massive Oscar buzz so I would like to your opinion on it.

  • Para-Boreing Inactivity 2?

  • weird, The Nostalgia Critic thinks, Paranormal Activity 2, is Good...

  • So is this what you do for a living? Like do you get paid t review? Cuz you're the only reviewer I go to to decide if I'm seeing something and you better be raking in some cash.

  • What do you think is worst, Paranormal Activity 2 or Halloween 2?

  • @r64bear

    Paranormal Activity 2 is far worse...at least when the actors excessively overacted in Halloween 2, it made me laugh occasionally. Where as Halloween 2 is an abysmal piece of crap, Paranormal Activity 2 is a BORING abysmal piece of crap lmfao

  • @FilmMasterAdam

    when u say halloween 2, do u mean the original or the remake?

  • @makemoneyspendmoney

    The Remake, it was a piece of shit!

  • @FilmMasterAdam,

    It was so fucking god awfully atrocious. Rob Zombie has no talent and should just murder himself. The world will be much more happier without that talentless cocksucker.

  • LOL Paranormal Activity 2 was way worse!!!@r64bear

  • this movie looks retarded

  • FINALLY a film critic that doesn't fall for this BS! I love you Spoony, Cinema Snob, and NC, but I can't believe you guys like this heap of crap. Why anyone thinks Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 is scary or "A film master piece" is beyond me! I literally fell asleep through the first one, so there's no way in hell I'm paying to see the prequel. Anyone who thinks these movies are scary need to watch a REAL horror film.

  • @thedragonofdoom because maybe this shit can really happen in real life

  • @matthewstorms99 no, no it cant. You live and then you die. END

  • @Princepurple1 your telling me that theres no real haunted houses that doors dont open by there self im not saying that demins take over people bodies cause thats probably fake but when doors open by there selfs that shit happens so dont sit there and say it doesnt

  • i expected alot fom this film i mean its been 3 years since he first one and this is what we get, although i know they made it fast because they wanted fans to suggest a sequal man what fuckin idioits the film makers i mean i wish we had more campains like that but i wished the film makers took mare time with it then i think it wouldve been good.

  • Well, everyone is scared by different things. Personally, Paranormal Activity had me shitting myself for a month, and I still can't sleep with any limbs off my bed or else I feel like something's gonna pull me off. x.x Demons/ghosts/etc and mind fuckery freak me out for a LONG time. Physco killers with knives? Only freak me out for a little bit.

  • @MomoTheStrange

    i almost fell asleep in the first movie. the 2nd movie was even worse lol.

    when the first japanese version of ring came out i was pretty scared but this movie really didnt scare me

  • @MomoTheStrange you need to stop watching movies then, or walking through a park, or... feeding your dog.. or.. taking a shit.. because if this movie scared you than any of those things must too.

  • @Princepurple1 Oh, that's cute. Seriously, get over yourself. Paranormal Activity freaks me out. I jump when I hear a door creak. WHO GIVES A FUCK?

  • hey adam can you tone down the volume of your camera lower? when i wear earphones my ears hurt of your loud speech, and i cant get a perfect volume level, when i turn it down its too quiet and i cant hear it.

  • i cant believe yahoo news said this(paraphrased dont perfectly remember their exact statement) : "paranormal activity 2 packs more scare than first film in the series" or something like that. Seriosly? i think it packs more crap according to your review.

  • ive never seen either and dont want too but i see all these reviews that say both movies are good are those reviewers insane?

  • not sure if they did this with the second film but I do know that the first film tested several different endings in different theaters and if I wanted to see something like this I could watch ghost adventures or something and not lose any money

  • Meave you like "friday 13th", dont you??

  • saw 3d good? lol

  • are we getting a saw 3D reviews this weekend?

  • @megageek2031

    Most Likely, it depends on how busy i am

  • THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS A BRAIN!!!!!!!!

  • I fell asleep during the first one, and when I heard about P.A. 2 I thought it would a wonderful movie to sleep through. :D

  • that pool clinker of cores they are real evil

  • I don't know why, but something tells me you should "get out of this business" now. But you never know .

  • this film was hilarious. prob the funniest thing ive seen in the last couple of weeks xD

    i couldnt take it seriously for a second and nether could the 20+ people i went with

  • this sounds horrible, I must go see it! =D

  • I am sorry but the reason why both films are good is? they tap into the fears of PPL that was the whole point of the films the sequel the demon never just opened and closed doors he does more, he attacked the dog, he possesed the child a phew times.He possesed the sister bygrabbing her down the stairs he even tackles her to the ground. when he possesedthe sister he then goes after anyone who goesnear the child. At one point he was so incontrol he had the house shaking, so it was more than noises

  • God damn. That bad? Jesus Christ, how much longer can Hollywood milk this shit, exactly? Are people ACTUALLY scared of Paranormal Activity?

  • I thought the first movie was crap, but there were some aspects that interested me.

  • DAMN YOU POOL CLEANER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dear amdam im sorry to say this but due to you getting taken to see this piece of shit movie you lost your manhood i would like it mailed to be by fri. oh and your epic btw im 13 saw the 1st one on halloween cause it looked good it was the worst movie ive seen in my life and i watch alot of horror movies and the only reason i wanted to c this was to see how bad it messed up thank you for telling me man and im sorry you had to watch this horrible piece of crap

  • This is a hilarious video! Great job!

    I saw the first Paranormal Activity in a theater with only one other person in the room (it was the closest I've ever been to being in a theater alone), and I was bored. I could see they were trying to creep people out and create suspense so the audience would constantly be asking themselves, "What's gonna happen next?" but all I kept thinking was, "Thank god I'm at a matinee showing."

  • Hay is that a Thunder Cat's t-shirt your wearing

  • @JayDee284

    FUCK YEAH!!!

  • @FilmMasterAdam Do now there bring them back next year

  • @FilmMasterAdam,

    Hey Adam can you review the following movies as viewer's requests:

    Contact

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    Insomnia

    Scream 1 & 2

    Disturbia

  • @thelupoistheman1,

    I'm sorry, forget Insomnia. Can you request these :

    Arlington Road

    The Faculty

    Thelma and Louise

  • only the ending made me jump a little cause i did not think the body would just fucking fly out of the dark and hit the camera lol

  • @blade458 i anticipated that part just from watching the trailer :D

  • wow does this intro suck.

  • you crack me up man haha, although i do gotta disagree i thought this a pretty good movie

  • hey congrats on your new girlfriend!

  • Well when a demon comes to your house, and start fucking with you, I guess you won't be scared in the least. BULLSHIT! We all know you would crap you pants while running out your door!

  • HEY!!!! bag pipes are cool.......fag

  • This movie sounds like the worst thing since bag pipes.

  • I didn't even see the first

  • lol. I didn't think you would actually hate this more than the first.

  • Good god what's with sequels being worse then predecessors?

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