"The Skittles Touch" -- Best Skittles Commercial Ever!!

[HunterHead101]

I have that too! I touched a skittle and it became a skittle

[riot1214]

He could be the best cop. No battering rams for him if someone is just running away he just needs to touch the ground

[devilboyphantom]

XD

[booster0121]

That is sad the curse of the skittles. Poor man.

[phantimlord69]

I would rather shit skittles. I would never tell where they came from, just watch every fag who commented "what of he touched a skittle", eat my sh-kittles

[Sunliteday]

whaat happens if he touch skittles?

[SporeZ42]

Press 1 then wait till he touches the staple then press 9.

[quayhill89]

OOOHHH NO BLACK MAN CANT EAT CHICKEN ANYMORE :0

[SK1LLZ1LLA]

PRESS 9 ! ! ! ! ! 8 & 9…..LMAO

[whowhatwhenwatch]

feel the rainbow

touch the rainbow

...now talk dirty to the rainbow

[hahahahayaa]

Its a commercial it doesn't have to be realistic....

[punchyheadgxl]

Morgan freeman ! XD

[Qwaszxa3]

If i was those one of those two people i would grap a massive bag and shove all those skittles into it xD

[obigon12345]

If he touches a skittle, the world will explode...

[daachreeyoozx33]

bo bo bo bo bo

[RedJoe10]

So how does he eat? Oh yeah, Skittles.

[MegaRich82]

I agree with the comment below get Samuel Jackson involved haha.

[Chchchaz]

He cant hold his new born baby, how the hell did he have sex?!

[Dodeca12]

@Chchchaz His gift (or curse depending on how you look at it) must have happened to him after the conception of his son.

[BloopBloop213]

The other night when I was touchin' myself..

[bowchikawoooooooooah]

it be awesome if you could control it

[buckowens6]

I've seen this commercial so many times and I love it so much that I have it memorized!

[misiak609]

OMG!

[BoogsterSU2]

Spicy!!!

[KidNerd97]

i wouldnt masterbate if i was him

[MrHello9128]

What if he touched himself? Lol

[byrno562]

What would happen if he touched skittles?

[MSNGR415]

IF HE SNEEZED POLITELY HE'D KILL HIMSELF!!!

[gamelordsos]

what happpens if he touches water?

[Umagula]

One day, he falls. He reaches out to break his fall. The world is destroyed.

[StanOfGB]

@Umagula LMAO imagining that is the best thing ever xD

[3minmoviehs]

what would happen if he touched a skittle?

[fluffysnowBALLS100]

@3minmoviehs

would turn into M&Ms

[MSNGR415]

@3minmoviehs he would rip a hole in the space time continuum

[DoctorInsanovic]

why doesnt he just wear gloves with the interior lined with skittles?

[cheesepuff18]

Wonder how he has... personal time.

[pinballwizard57]

If he touched skittles would the skittles turn into skittles

[SquishTheLish]

I would run around touching everything!! :O

[MeGrimlockReviews21]

I would be like F**K THIS and touch my self and turn into a pile of skittles

[mrwizerd23]

Wow if I had hos hands there would be skittles everywhere

[kitttylove]

Does he have someone wipe his ass for him in the bathroom?...

[ThrashingSavage]

This would make the coolest movie ever!!! I would love to see Samuel Jackson play this guy!!!

"I cant event hold my newborn baby Mother Fucker!!!"

And "I just killed a guy by turning him into to skittles MOTHER FUCKER!!" Plus "Everything i touch turns into to Mother Fucking Skittles Mother fucker!!!"

haha

[EmsiBem]

I want his hands! I love skittles <3

[gibbydunk]

thats sooooooo funny!

[FullMaori99]

"I guess its pretty awesome, Excuse me"

[Crash5161]

what if he touches skittles? SKITTLECEPTION

[Bogz72]

MURDER



[minhmook]

What if he touches the ground? Or his pants?

[mixitman92]

I guess touching skittles has the same effect as dividing by zero (ie. world go BOOM)

[SuperTrevorMan]

how does he masturbate?!?!?!?

[SpiritedBox]

Apparently only his fingers have the effect considering he can wear clothes

[DolphinDivesFTW]

how is he sitting on the chair??

[zaplong]

@DolphinDivesFTW It's an amusing advert not a fucking documentary.

[415Kash]

if you watch closely, the desk turs into skittles before he hits it

[TastyGravy1]

This guy needs to shake hands with Justin Bieber

[SibeirianWolf32]

If he touches skittles nothing will happen didn't u see him holding the skittles? And that was the most depressing commercial I've ever seen, quite the turn-off. And things turn into skittles only if he touches them with his HANDS

[godfearingbeliever]

Huh? Did his wife's vagina and body turn to skittles aswell? ........ BULLSHIT, U AINT GOT NO CHILD!

[RANDOMIST4LYF]

so if you touch skittles wat do they turn into 

[iznoman]

what will happen if he touches Chuck Norris? D:

[TheVampiresnight]

lol he sounds like Rogue from X- men unable to touch anyone. lol how did he use the bathroom and make a baby too? what if he touches his own face? will that count as suicide lol?

[pait7999]

its sad when he says he cant hold his baby and the man on the bus):

[nibbleschibblesbanbi]

What happens when he touches a skittle *UNIVERSE IMPLOSION*

[stephybabi2k7]

How is he sitting on the chair... shouldn't it burst into... skittles.

[SUPERKINGXERO]

THIS IS ACTUALLY SO SAD

[BlazeDragon133]

What happens if he touches skittles though? o.O

[transformuable]

@BlazeDragon133 SKITTLECEPTION!

[DaGamers98]

@BlazeDragon133 turns in smaller skittles:)

[seanseanispoop]

what happens when he touches a skittle?

[shelbicus322]

@seanseanispoop i was jus about to ask that myself....

[JACEH123]

Atleast he'll never go hungry...

[luigi5493]

I feel the worst for this guy, he has a bad future ahead of him.

[bridgerdad]

That would be awesome!!!!! Picture going into combat with those hands hahaha

[cele88k8]

poor man :(

[ShAbOoPeE15]

What if he touched the ground?

[VioletShine542]

how the heck did he get to work he can't touch the car, and it would be hard to use the bus to pay his money would turn into skittle unless he's lucky and gets on free and he can't ride a bike be skittles lol unless he doesn't live that far from work, or maybe his wife, lol i feel bad for the wife she has to do everything for him.

[VioletShine542]

@southparkkid07 maybe his wife helped him

[completelymadeuptv]

i bet that if he touches a skittle it will turn into a skittle

[bigbabymcb]

That's Angry Man from "Martin"

[0swingLIFEaway0]

How does he have a new born baby boy???!!! O_o

[sophialaine221]

what if you keep touchign skittles? do they kep turning into skittles?? BEST THING EVER

[kittenonthego]

Thumb up if u want thatXD :3

[EmsiBem]

Scary O_O

[PresidentOfJelybeans]

This is the saddest, yet most hilarious commercial I've seen in years.

[theloonybros]

i like skittles



[zukarius]

in soviet russia skittles touch you

[hooha96]

@zukarius shut up RWJ fanboy bitch

[zukarius]

@hooha96 shut the fuck up faggot

[hooha96]

@zukarius NO U...HEHE FAGGOT FAILED ABORTION

[Gulzar1212]

Chuck Norris can touch skittles and make them into mini skittles :P

[pie977]

Hire this man to be an astronaut! Skittles meteorites please.

[RandomQuads]

how did he get the job if he cant touch anything???

[abci23billionmillion]

@Doominator169 errm skittles leak?

[DahviAndBill]

So how did he have his baby...?

[bounca308]

@DahviAndBill he didnt have a baby he was speaking hypothetically

[WarHawk215]

o.o so if he like touches the earth

[Solidifacous]

touch the ground

[Doominator169]

What happens when he touches himself in that one place?

[drfruitsalad]

what happens if he tries to eat skittles?

[thehateu]

What happens when he touches skittles??? O.o

[pokemonmisty101]

What if he touched his house... 0_o

[DefinedART]

If i was him i would twat someone in the face LMFAO

[DefinedART]

What happens if he trips over. The earth turns to skittles? 

[tazmaniang2]

wait.. y didnt his chair turn into skittles? :o or the floor?!

[andrewLz1995]

wait if everything he touch becomes skittles how did he get his wife pregnant :L

[LiinkFreek]

So if he touches a Skittle, does it turn into more Skittles?

[TheChosenOne1997]

@LiinkFreek No, it changes colour :D

[HIRotom123]

@Mommi2Angels But going with that logic, if he touched water or air it would turn to skittles :O

[STEOLARRY94]

This guy would be brilliant at a swimming pool

[HIRotom123]

I want to see him touch a sky scraper :D

Skittle Rain!

[SilWinder]

Touch my soup

[MadZGH05TLY]

WTF ? I ONLY SEEN THIS YESTERDAY ON THE TV BUT ITS BEEN OUT FOR THREE YEARS???????

[TripleM000]

What happens when he touches skittles?

[TactaroPL]

@TripleM000 He is holding a handful of skittles... and nothing happened to them...

[Dazyl1608]

@aschili then u have have wasted ur rainbow touch and know one will eat him

[outlaws9295]

so if he touches skittles does it make more?????

[PTSD88]

one question how did he even get a new born baby boy without making the girl expload into skittles

[xgk3000]

@PTSD88 he very skilled " no hands"

[peekoispet]

What if he touches a skittle.

[PTSD88]

@peekoispet dude he holds skittles in the video duu

[CodfishReckonin]

so sad. he killed someone!

[matt785luvsG4]

@shadowgate126 the skittle turns in to one of the things he transformed into skittles in the first place thus allowing the problem to be averted...sorta?

[Legodudette]

witw????

[BiteOffYourFingers]

Ok hold new baby have unlimited skittles????? Its so hard to choose it hurts.

[solifoli009]

no this is fucked up he cant jackoff

[NorCal4Life925breh]

WTF

[xSynergized]

WTF MY DESK

[ChaseYoMonsteR]

@noisebombwarfare i touch myself..

[felixthecathasrabies]

wow... depressing commercial. It makes skittles seem gray. :(

[WENTSAY]

He cant even wash his hands! his hands must smell like burnt ass

[matt785luvsG4]

@WENTSAY or skittles!? :)

[4thwatcher777]

How did he get a baby boy?

[kookiegod123]

How the hell did he make a kid in the first place?

[jatwood29]

@noisebombwarfare then hes fucked!!!!!!!1

[limpish1337]

And what happens if he touch the planet earth :s

[Dude970715]

@noisebombwarfare well he willget a skittles dick.

[apex535]

HOLY SKITTLES! :o

[Manbeast465]

Why doesn't he just wear gloves made out of skittles? I just fixed all his problems.

[modestcannibals]

I feel so sad for him :(

[MrSoAwesomness]

Thats Nothing. My Uncle can touch and turn everything to Reses Pieces.

[murphfanatic]

How bout taking a Pee... Poor fella !

[apex535]

@murphfanatic ouch, hed have to piss skittles every day x-x



[TheBiebsIsMyLover]

How would he live a life how would he even have a job!!!!!!!!!

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

Why can't he work in a skittles factory?! It would save them millions.

[zzboy82]

no masturbating for this guy.

[ColdByrdz]

@zzboy82 unless he wants to schoot skeet skeet skittles

[monkeyman582]

@zzboy82 ........... u sure?

[Mixaraah]

He needs gloves made of skittles

[alnito212]

@Mixaraah or in his case, just gloves

[XxPHUNKYMONKEYxX]

@alnito212 He would touch the gloves. Therefor turning the gloves into skittles SILLY FACCE!

[Mixaraah]

@alnito212 but they'll turn into skittles

[LuxrayDude]

How does he get his clothes on..?

[UnlegitReasons]

Oh so that's how they make skittles!

[CrazzyCowcat]

He should touch the rainbow!

[8thgradeworkbt]

Wat if he touches the earth

[8thgradeworkbt]

So funny so what if he touches the earth

[armybabe123]

holy shizit!



[crazybuizel]

That's really depressing

[IEatCreepersForLunch]

Really, then how did he get dressed today, and why aren't his clothes Skittles?!

[petritriKSC]

hes touching himself.....

[WEHATECALLOFDUTY]

He touches him self at night...

[funk0rama]

@noisebombwarfare He already is. His fingers are touching his palms.

[ardeesonic]

how'd he get his shirt on then?

[KittenzKill]

@ardeesonic Dude, he said he didn't dress himself. Attention Deficit Disorder much?

[kriznar56]

i hope he touches the sea someday ;D

[domen130]

@kriznar56

I hope he never touches the sea !

i love sea in summer !

[ThaAussieNub]

@kriznar56 Genius! 

[browniesbear]

@kriznar56 hope he touches the ground :D one big GIANT SKITTLE

[domen12321]

I think this is FAKE