Dwayne Perkins - Prison

[CrackThoseClaws]

2012: "Why am I in? I downloaded a movie."

[nycpd75]

@CrackThoseClaws dude is sopa or acta was passed i think they wont even have enough prisons to hold us all lol everybody downloads xD

[aboylegolcom]

Why is it that they can put a man on the moon, but they haven't found a way to put about 50 of these irritatingly short clips together into one decent-length video ?

[CrackThoseClaws]

@aboylegolcom

I just thought about Richard Jeni's bit "They Can Put A Man On The Moon" etc., lol (try Big Steaming Pile of Me).

[blondu88neuroni]

very funny bit, reminded me of eddie murphy

[DevilChao5]

murder one, hehehehehehehe.

That made me lol

[Jalen13Prince]

Parking tickets they all just sort of added up on me lmao

[guevara121]

looooooooool u dont have to drop the soap accidentally if u there for parking tickets :D

[OuterSpace90]

@Cmorebuhts hell yea

[CmoreBuhts]

reminded me of eddie murphy anyone else?

[PunkKittyWuver]

"What you in for?" "Downloading a Justin Bieber song...."

[9bLaDe8]

@PunkKittyWuver Fucking ACTA! hahaha

[mbur801]

I clicked on laugh factory to get mad!!! RAGE PEOPLE RAGE!!!!

[yomamallama1022]

muder one. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[imasonfree]

Ahahahahahahahahaha...NO! That's the realest shit ever! Ahahahahahahahaha

[GracieShawn]

yep the weak criminal always gets raped

[shezie125]

LMAO!!!!

[Eetaq]

@zemersEU The American justice system is fucked up. We have twice the rate of imprisonment as the second highest country; and almost three times as much as China which is a police state. With so many people in prison for so long, they have to fulfill their sexual needs and thus do it through homosexual sex and rape.

[babyjoker561]

i would have said ''ohh you aint hear bout ray in in claude see if you was out reading the papers then you would know ray in claude's killing spree ''

[erik818ws]

@zemersEU paople that have a life sentence will never see a chick again so they rape guys simple as that

[proni1]

the gristle

[LunarDesk]

I would've said, "I decimated a fool with deer antlers"

[zjice]

i feel sorry for little man.

[Damage961]

murder one hehehehehehe

[AngrehPenguin]

If I went to jail I would honestly say I had killed someone..

[gregorcollins]

I meant COULD listen to him talk all night.

[gregorcollins]

Love Dwayne. Great stage presence. Couldn't listen to him talk all night.

[idratherbeanonymous]

big man sounds like a crazy ass muthafucka lol

[RealMartinz]

RIP Little Man

[Ayplus]

@RealMartinz Nah. RIP Little Man's Behind

[RealMartinz]

@Ayplus  True dat lol

[MrLSDMTHC]

14 people got prison raped

[thatladynikki]

Sexiest laugh ever! How can I get that as my ringtone?

[DancingSpiderman]

@1541577 hell yeah , because I don't wanna be put in prison for a stack of parking tickets, now i'm in prison, and they didn't hand me a soap-on-a-rope

[TRapsGoldenchild]

That's too bad for you little man, that's what that is right there

[DTKid2010]

0:24

[DancingSpiderman]

13 ex-con Maytags forgot to wear their soap-on-a-rope

[LAYITLOOSE]

@DancingSpiderman i ROFL'd at your comment thought you should know

[DancingSpiderman]

@LAYITLOOSE Yeah I cracked me up too when I thot of that comment

Laughing out loud in my apartment at 3AM

[rashid44]

Fuckin Genius hahaha !!!!!

[hansithas]

press 4 and laugh ;) hehehehe

[TerminallyILLMusic]

his style is very reminiscent of eddie murphy

[HopeIwin94]

11 people got parking tickets and went to prison

[ATLskater94]

 #LOL

[ATLskater94]

LOL

[00belief00]

i just wanna try this #LOL thing

[JackHDiamond]

age old joke, still funny though

[thatladynikki]

Funny and cute!

[superblacky4]

Really litle man thats too bad for you euhm..,

Thahah xD

[azianpowerkid]

damn........ I wasn't expecting that, but what did he do???

[Rocketfing3r]

@azianpowerkid 2 words: prison rape :D

[wbooker10]

i believe little man got something big up his ass that day. SAD stay out of jail kids

[silvastian]

LUDA!!

[Z33L0W]

0:22 MURDER ONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[swift353]

ALL of you stupid ass people get a grip!! It's a fucking joke!!

[pater429]

@swift353 it wasnt that funny, but it will do....not bad atleast.

[mrtundra45]

You Cannot go to Prison for Parking Tickets... county jail maybe, most people just get fines and probation for that shit.

[Moiez101]

@mrtundra45

county jail has the highest rape percentages.

[mrtundra45]

@Moiez101 Nah, county jail is short timers..... prison is Lifers and hard timers.

[DaveScott69]

Don't forget the first rule of surviving prison. On the first day find the biggest baddest motherfucker in the joint and just knock him the fuck out.

[mrtundra45]

@DaveScott69 that will get you killed, in prison you show respect and DONT act tougher than you really are and youll be Ok.

[adamjessi4ever]

@DaveScott69 yeah then the gang that guy is in, kills you. good thinking, you just lay low and mind your own buisness, if you dont join a gang, then just pc down,

[2pacalypse25]

haha funny shit.

[znorch]

Murder one hehehehehehehehe

[aksoyozgur]

This guy is very good ! Reminds me Eddie Murphy.

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@aksoyozgur just because you read the top rated comment? hes not like eddie at all. do you even know eddies stuff? i highly doubt that

[shanniibutterfly]

LMFAOOOO

[1misanthropist]

Those tickets add up haha

[12345terrorblake]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RayKalmNiam]

nice

[galinrizov]

This dude is the shit man ....hillarious ...gotta put up more of him

[vonversace]

this dude is hilarious

[tahshin1601]

LOOOL

[VoodooRhythmSound]

It was hilarious when he pulled up his shirt after the parking ticket bit.

[xxjayfrostxx]

LMAO.. as soon as i saw the tittle and the guy in the thumbnail i knew it was goin to hilarious

[Spimon]

lol it's funny because the are going to rape him

[pater429]

@Spimon maybe thats why somany murders are beeing commited in jail,some of them fight back i would kill any one who tries, dont care how big you are, sooner or later ill get something sharp and poke his fucking eye ball out, then its feeding bubba time.

[Magnificoooooo]

@pater429 who are you talking to pussy

[pater429]

@Magnificoooooo ppl we have a real internet hero here, give him a round of applause.

way to go champ.

[13l4CK]

@pater429 you can stabb all you want... BUT if they are not DEAD?... they have to send their message back....... just stay out of troubles way period. so you do not have to go thru all that bullshit... Because not you or I or these youtube commetators have a slightest clue of what will happen in there... The ones who say "i will do this & that" mostlikely will crumble.... i heard they respect tattoo artists tho... #ThrowinThatoutThere

good thing i can draw my brains off :-)

[pater429]

@13l4CK your right, it good to keep a low profile in jail, but the system in side is always fucking weith me ive been to jail many times, they always see me as a little vish for the big sharks, they try to use me i always bite like pitbull, i will kill your fucking ass any one trys to rape me, and thats that.

[pater429]

@13l4CK but dutch jail is different that us jail, good thing i live in holland, and other thing, we dont have that many gays, i mean common i dont like some food, after 10 years i still dont like that food, we dont have 5 gays trying to rape some one over here, and the real mother fuckers, know that the system inside is playing tricks with me, so they leave me alone, they might even give me a heads up:D ^_^

[FreeCapital]

Brilliant bit. It's about time.

[KceEpic]

...RAPED!

[dwil2002]

HAHAHA!!!!!

[Mamonuth]

UNDERRATED!

[clesterbomb]

he ripped that from chris rock

[ausukora]

@clesterbomb oh rlly?

[neoninagirl]

0:44 "Get more hilarious black comics on our playlist!"

Really? "Black"? Was that nessicary? =/

[SerceMocniejBije]

@neoninagirl

looks white to me

[TheOriginalFireTruck]

murder one.... heheheheh

[jellybellies132]

lol

[TheJoshJman]

haha funny guy....

[AesopRockOn]

Feels like an Eddie Murphy bit with the deep, rapist voice. Nice vid.

[celestialnubian]

@AesopRockOn

He like a cross between Eddie Murphy and Jerry Seinfeld.

[7Rafe7]

@AesopRockOn rofl

[GoTheTrutho]

@AesopRockOn oh i get it he's like eddie murphy cause he's black

[mangeelio]

@AesopRockOn thats just because of his gap

[konohai87]

@AesopRockOn JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING OF BEFORE I EVEN Saw THIS COMMENT

[Chrispolowater]

@AesopRockOn Rappist happen to have very fine, smooth voices....

[farronx]

@Chrispolowater

Are you saying you're turned on by this guy's voice? So much so that it would make him raping you even better?

[Chrispolowater]

@farronx Yes.

[farronx]

@Chrispolowater

Thanks it's nice to understand U(would've been clearer had U just said that). In the future take your gay fantasies elsewhere(no one wants to be grossed out by them).

1love

X

[Chrispolowater]

@farronx Hahahahahhahahahhahahhah

[farronx]

@Chrispolowater

:-)

[Branos93]

lmaoo thats jokes haha

[n8iveidiot13]

haha man this is funny hahah xD

[xy23nine32yx]

lmfao really funny

[superattie]

funny dude!

[suckingboobies]

That's F*cked Up!Haha