Arj Barker - Baby on Flights

[akraphotography]

i love quote comments, steal content from Arj so people think you're funny...good on you.

[Char920onUtube]

Actually Arj, I'm only 4 weeks old and I can't see fucking colors yet, so not great.

[lolzalot666]

PNTB society ftw!

[stinaleigh16]

Im a magical wizard everywhere I go..

[MrKitteh101]

0:26 my favourite joke :)

[MountainDewar]

What kind of FUCKING BUSINESS DOES A BABY HAVE!?

lol

[MrJohnroy011]

WHo the fuck reads when they have Arj sitting right next to them?

[manofpopsicle]

Arj yelling is what makes him funny, it's his bit

[TheSouths96]

So true, Arj, so true.

[Mirokism]

Why does he have to yell all the time....his jokes are funny but all the yelling just ruins them

[mratvrider96]

@Mirokism that's his "thing".

[alittlesugarinmybowl]

@Mirokism yeah it's annoying, fortunately there are other skits were he lays off with the yelling at least little bit. Here's the name of a funny one I saw earlier.. "Arj Barker - Great Debate - Does God Have a Sense of Humour ( HD ) "

[TheCowboySantos]

people think when they have kids, they are gods

[EdgarRazorlip]

I think babies should be banned from flying, for everyones sake.

Babies clearly don't enjoy it.. the parents don't enjoy it

and everyone else on the plane is secretly thinking of violent ways to shut the kid up

so just don't bring babies on planes.

[TheBlackSupra]

@EdgarRazorlip My 10mth old flies fine never cried once. Perhaps we should ban fat cunts who take up too much leg room too? How bout banning morons who get to check in 5 minutes before departure and hold the flight up for everyone else? In reality how many times have you heard a baby cry on a flight. You are more prone to having your trip disrupted by some dipshit than a crying baby.

[Michael55443]

This dude didn't even make me smile. Lame.

[casperredsman]

what kind of business does a fucking baby have!!

[beejan08]

He is funny but I can't stand the yelling.

[masterfreak616]

@philliphamilton2 what the hell was the plane taking 2 hours for

[philliphamilton2]

spent a 2 hr flight from brizzy to sydney with a 2 year old wailing cos she didnt get a window seat, for the entire flight.

[zoofags]

3:49 - golden!

[Schmostle]

@Jagwa 3

Dunno to me looks like the enmore theatre in Sydney?

[AdrenalineFRAP]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BUSINESS DOES A BABY HAVE?!?!?!?

[Kryslyne28]

The PNTB!!! omg i love that!!

[SuPeRWoG101]

1:06 best part :)

[Jagwa3]

thats in perth right?

[montitaz]

@jaygull

He's talking about two different trips. Listen more carefully.

And I don't think it's made up shit. Comedians usually just exaggerate and enhance RL experiences in their routines in order for everyone to have fun with shitty happenings. Now, if only more folks started a conference re "WTF are we gonna do about da baby?", this world would be a slightly better place. :)

[AnimusNiveus]

@montitaz Didn't he say at the start "What kind of business does a fucking baby have?" why would he say that if he's in economy..

[montitaz]

@AnimusNiveus

Yes, at the very start he talks about the first time he could afford to be in business, and there was a baby. Then at 0:50 he starts telling the story about the flight from the UK to Hong Kong in economy. A baby again. I too had to listen to it several times to sort it out.

[luvgnr]

@AnimusNiveus You must have missed the part about moving the baby from economy to business class

[hanrahsa]

:/ I read on plane and ignore everyone.....

[mahlstadt]

@hanrahsa you're going to be a tragical wizard when i shove that book up your ass

[hanrahsa]

@mahlstadt Cool. I look forward to meeting you an a plane one day.

[MrAbz187]

hahaha PNTB lmfao

[Jaygull]

I thought he said he was in business class anyway- then he says he's in economy with the baby???

[ytrewqasfd]

@Jaygull news flash hes a comedian, he was probably never on a flight with a baby at all, they make shit up because its funny not accurate

[wazup4251]

Number 1 topic of discussion.....

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE BABY

[C00Lcat69]

rattle conference LMFAO

[crazybeatlesfan1854]

What's funny about me watching this is that the first time I ever watched one of Arj Barker'sshows it was on a plane...and I couldn't hear a god-damn thing because of the two babies that were sitting behind me.

[missBrookeRenee0]

im like a magical wizard xD

[xschlen]

NOW PUT IT AWAY AND BE BORED WITH ME !

[TurkWith2Legs]

Well you're going to be a tragical wizard when i shove that book up your fuckin ass!

[thoudini]

i like this new uhh.. high definition thing...

[JaymzLea]

But... I read on flights. :(

I had no idea everyone hated me so much. lol

[KiidEsii]

what the FUCK are we gunna do about the baby?!

[PilotRyanProductions]

22 people are babies and bookworms!

[rhys2040]

last bit was classic lmao

[SimonBlack96]

AUCKLAND!

[Rodwin1980]

I HATE babies on flights! They need to be banned from flying or the parents pay a premium incase their crying screaming shit disturbs other passangers

[PilotRyanProductions]

@Rodwin1980 agist.

[MrRevolution108]

i'm a magical wizard! yeah? well your gonna be a TRAGICAL wizard when i take that book and shove it up your f*#@^ing ass!

[lofloic89]

"baby's got a lotta shit to do" HAHAHAHAHA

[surpss]

Im so engrossed! Im so engrossed in my book right now! lmao lmao lolollolol lmao wtf lmao

[DeutscherFussball11]

can this guy stop yelling for a minute?

[ritaawdisho]

I read most of the time no matter where I am

[DangerouslyxxDreamin]

at 2: 17 ....Why is there a woman with...what looks like a.... crown on her head?

[jwill4891]

roflcakes this is funny as!

[omglollmao123]

What show is this? Melbourne?

[VIDEOMASTER240]

@omglollmao123 no this is part of a dvd he did

[Skitch213]

@VIDEOMASTER240 Care to share the name of the DVD?

[monsterdonkey01]

@omglollmao123 looks like the enmore...

[LaFreakLaLa]

17 people were on the same flight as Arj

[tayfuck]

what dvd is this?

[blackowhitey]

@tayfuck

[RhodesidesReviews]

i dont wanna read on flights anymore

[kazaustralian]

O_o. I read on flights.

[nguyenimproved]

@anaconda943 fuck off u fascist cunt lol 

[spinasweetness]

ya know.. arj is hilarious, but i feel like there's a good chance he's a complete asshole in real life

[nguyenimproved]

@spinasweetness lol i think so

[m333tt]

doesnt he look like a mix between Keanu Reeves and Justin Long (the guy from Accepted)???

[MrTimmytanker]

well arj i cant see fucking colors yet so it was pretty shit

[mcsenget]

"right?"

hahahahaha

[asianpersuasian323]

i noes how he feels

i hate babies at airports

[stillfir3]

Oh well actually Arj I'm only 4 weeks old and I cant even f****ng see colors yet.

[MrAnonymous9898]

dude the video you uploaded is so retarded, arj looks like a freaking flounder! WTF

[TheVampirefan1]

Put it away and be bored with me!!

[AthleticsGirl22]

lol he is soooo funny

[landrover853]

dude dont say stuff like that its insulting to book readers ie. me!!

[pizzamaster3]

i loved him yelling at the end. his mouth was huge!

[thurston138]

now put it away, and be bored with me!! lmao

[Shaitan2323]

wasn't he in business class in the beginning? and then in the end is in economy all of a sudden

[lifeinmusic94]

I absolutely love him.

[NaiJorJul]

He's talking about my baby FML.

haha jk.

[NaiJorJul]

It's probably one of those E-trade babies.

[Luke5119]

Actually Arj, I'm only 4 weeks old and I can't even fucking see colors yet. LMAO

[jyoung0000]

LOL, "now put the book away and be bored with me!"

[krainekraine]

HAHAHAhaha.. ohh my god. What a genius. No other comic has the guts to bash a very regular activity and act like it's overly scholarly. hahaha.

[CrzyCanuk13]

@krainekraine

Oh yes - NO OTHER COMIC

GIve your head a shake

[krainekraine]

@CrzyCanuk13 ...? Tell me what other comic referred to reading as something extremely complicated. Lol.

[CrzyCanuk13]

@krainekraine LOL OMFG who doesnt? Do you thnk this is new? Hell Don Rickles used to do that all the freakin time" Maybe try checking out a video from Dane Cook too

"No other comic has the guts to bash a very regular activity and act like it's overly scholarly"

Now please return to shaking that head

[mahlstadt]

Do you reckon passengers read books on flights to show off?

[Pcweeman260]

this is fucking funny arj your a legend

[Danafsta]

I like him.. very intelligent but i have hardly seen new jokes from him.. he really needs to come up with new jokes.. but hes pretty good so far..

[alxcookie]

i was on a flight with 1 year old triplets. One barfed so they all started wailing.... worst flight ever.

[Loufah123]

@alxcookie

I am sure all the people who had to listen to your wailing children really enjoyed the flight as well.

Have baby DO NOT TRAVEL!!

[alxcookie]

@Loufah123 lol old comment but just to clarify, not my children haha, just on the same flight as them.

[sonicmik7]

@alxcookie Worse than 9/11? >=(

[goFlyers66]

3:49 hahah

[UltimaPowers]

Wow Dave Grohl is a funny guy....

Big up Barker.

[kj1035]

@UltimaPowers Dave Grohl hahaha Nice

[regibro12]

fuck, he's hilarious.

[fanicia42]

u should try being a wizard... it's kinda fun xD

[MrAwesome12321]

actually he says he was on an 11 or 12 hour flight stuck in economy.

[knaan163]

the economy class story is different

[duncanpunisher]

different story

[Arcangelchaps]

....lol get over it

[Gloryroad211]

that comment was actually pretty terrible for someone who doesnt know how to rank things...

[aussiepyro69]

rofl this guy is soo funny

[bradley0165]

lol im crying 'NOW BE BORED WITH MEE"

[cheezy4life2005]

2:18 - what the fuck?!? a fatty wearing a tiara at a comedy show.

[DimebagDave120804]

you have a fuckin good eye lol

[dstarduubai]

makes the fat chick look skinny

[Tiana96]

Maybe she was having a hens night.

[funnnnnnnnnnnnny]

"you're gonna be a tragical wizard, when i shuff that book up your fucking ass" XD

[PKRFEEN08]

Is that Municipal Theatre in napier?

[BrickUnit]

holy shit, somebody from my home town on youtube, Napier Rules!

[PKRFEEN08]

Haha goooodest!

[BrickUnit]

yup it is from napier

[nullliner]

"What kinda ...FFFFFFUCKING BUSINESS does a baby have?" XD XD XD

[tashiiTORMENT]

no cause he was talking about when he was flying in economy. a different time. fucking listen.

[t0rta]

you're awesome arjun!!!!....come to Perth...xoxoxox ^.^

[xxnormalisamythxx]

Arj is hot

=D

anyone else agree with me?

[dolphie1973]

I got to give him a hug after his gig in my city it was wonderful he is such a nice guy.

[sk8r3397]

hey lindibear its comedy who gives a F#@K that u read on a plane its just a joke you dont have to take it literally....

and by the way invest in an mp4 player, that way you can watch arj on the plane.

[Ozziguy6]

what kind of FUCKING BUSINESS DOES A BABY HAVE!!?

[yougotcrad1]

this recap of a punch line deserves 7 thumbs up

[deliberate42]

this guy is soooo fnnny!!

[mrcatohead]

didnt he say he was in business class, then he upgraded the baby who was annoying him in business class to business class

[06buddo]

he said..."and then there was this one time" meaning it was a different flight

[strait2hevn]

hey guys,

wat this dvd called,

like : Arj Barker: ____?

cheers.

btw.. fuking legend this dude is

[whitely619]

His DVD is called Arj Barker: Balls, he talks about his balls half the show its hilarious.

[ttomoo123]

i think its called Arj Barker Balls

[lindibear]

Wait, what does he have against people who read on planes? You can't fit anything else on board to entertain you. Books are great and I'm not conceited when I read, plus reading is silent so it really can't annoy anyone. However, his baby jokes were funny.

[eza27]

He said what he has against them. He thinks that people who read think they're really smart and that they should stop reading and be bored like him. Hes not serious though that's the whole joke, hes just being absolutely moronic haha.

[emmloudavex]

this guy is miint!

hes absolute ledgend, x

[GabsrielleAnne]

*recovering from laughing* i love arji bargie! hes a legend. ive been sitting here watching him all night on youtube. i have his balls dvd. next time he comes to sydney i am there.

[hamtotem]

i actually just realised that after only wanting to watch his interview with rove, i have been watching his videos for an hour and a half. FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[Cjay4477]

bahaha the baby cough is soo fucking true!

x

[sammy11kun]

he is my super hero lol i love him he is so funy!!!! i sit on utube just watching him often :) ARJIE BARGIE!! arj barker u fuking legend

[gioislakers]

he isnt a super hero he is a person lol

[Mattface101]

lolz wat a legend

[mmbbz]

that was 4 minutes very well spent... this guys a fukn legend

[ipinkchef]

AND BE BORED WITH ME!!!!!

[kezza360]

what kinda FUCKING BUSINESS DOES A BABY HAVE?!

[lilZeeRocker]

Hahaha, yeah best part.

Although he made a mistake in the joke, it was him in business class with a baby.. then it was him being in economy & they upgraded the baby.. haha but good cover up. =P

[bas3jump]

haha, yea i thought about that and i replayed it a couple of times lol but yea, he's still a legend! i love it when he says fuck, something about it makes me laugh.

[Katydid1286]

Fairly sure he was talking about two different flights.

[eza27]

You made a mistake in listening.

[evann300]

Oh thats right... he said the baby was in buisiness class... how did they bump him up? i dont care! HES AMAZING

[ryujio85]

he made a mistake in the joke but he is a damn good comedian.

[turtleboy35]

reminds me of demetri martin a little...idk why

[lBAKESl]

i know i thought they where related

[flipya101]

right!!!! lol

[kblocksom12]

I love this guy. I think he's way funnier on his own than on FOTC, but I love FOTC. He just doesn't have enough of a role.

[goldenstroke]

dave is the character he plays on flight of the conchords, you have to check out that show!!!

[secorasephora]

Your a legend dave!

[morganbboy]

whos dave?

[makpak]

i like this guys jokes, they are very different to kat williams, dave chappele and etc.

[Airsoft4989]

he is on the flight of the conchords tv show

[Silkarielle]

i guess he takes that after drama...i mean, without microphone...im against microphones...but in drama or general acting, if u need to yell u just yell..and thats wonderful!! he s great!

[Ilariaj]

ah, you are both wise and witty.

[huxdog]

yeh ... na your wrong..

[LilMissDarcyAKAdevil]

hes always speaking about wizards like in another act he says this

Oh shit i have white hairs coming out of my beard Oh i must becoming old or either a wizard Oh of course its the obivious one Im becoming a magical wizard! or sum shit like tht the start is rite lol

[bfabian101885]

Keynote gurgler, lol!

[bloodtyredeyes]

baby just got born....lmao

[Jack458111]

hahha pathetic baby cough is hilarious..

[bamboy1192]

o well arj im only 4 weeks old and i cant see simple colors

[SammyRose21]

HA! I started watching this on the plane on my way to Australia, but i had to turn it of cause i was laughing too much and people were looking at me lol!!!