Golden Girls - Extra! Funny Moments Two

[markmeetsworld]

Blanche: "...on a stack of johnny cakes as high as an elephant's knee..."

(interrupted by Dorothy) "on a riverboat floating down the Mississippi Delta...FINISH THE DAMN STORY BLANCHE!"

[CACgal]

Blanche says "Am I ugly" in the episode where she's dating the guy who wants to have "an old-fashioned romance" and Dorothy dates the Beatles impersonator.

[couragegirl1]

"Well if somebody tries to murder cereal he SHOULD see a psychiatrist." LOL

[yourselva2003]

If i had a friend like rose i would have killed my friend and not mind to spend rest of my life in prison, it would not bother me this much........

[XxKissMe20Xx]

5 people have absolutely no sense of humor. I love the Golden Girls!!! How can you not love them?!?! <3 =)

[kevico2]

"WINE".... omfg........ so funnyy!

[LovetheRainbow]

"Hi Blanche"

"Eat dirt and die trash." XDXDLOL!!!!!!

[rextony22]

anyone know the episode where blanche says she says am i ugly? yes part. lol. whats the episode called? thanks.

[garycalgary]

the first time i saw this from the time blanche started telling that Kathi Lee story to the time dorothy said on a riverboat floating down the mississippi i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe

[tootietoot99]

"My mistake. I thought, since you look like Yoda, you were also wise."

[instantnoodleluver01]

1:11 - 1:18 "OH I hurt my back i'm paralyzed... Oh? It's you? Look where your going!" LMFAO!! If I was old i would probably do that. Like if you agree. :3

[andrewisaliveaz]

How do they know it's spanish?

Because it wears a little sombrero rose!

[jpblubberball]

gotta love the golden girls!

[dtv2031]

This is definitely the best compilation of GG that I've seen. Only all the best moments.

[nikir876]

the best actresses in the wooooooorld!

[RyPdx27]

"Thank you, you bed-hopping relic"

POW!

[nangcualee]

Hahaha cheriol killer

[redwing46901]

LOL 6:18 scene is wild !!

[TheNinetails32]

How do they know it's spanish?

Because it wears a little sombrero rose!

XDD

[TheNinetails32]

LOL!!!

How do they know it's Spanish?

BECAUSE IT WEARS A LITTLE SOMBRERO ROSE!!!

XDD

[good2btheking]

That Yoda joke was genius )

[sweetboy08]

Sophia: WINE!!! XD

[countrylover8823]

WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?!?!?

Am I ugly? Yes.

Haha Golden Girls cracks me up!!!!!!

[theblueangel28]

i wish theyd included Blanches breakdown in the waiting room for the psychiatrist

[jangu63]

"Then what do they call their flies?"

"I DON'T CARE, ROSE!!" :D

[TommyP323]

'so what if you knew Jesus personally, wake up and smell the coffee you fossil' i laugh everytime i hear Sophia say that!!!

[MszBabiiDoll]

"thank you, you bed hopping relic.." *POP* ...LMAO! too funny

[carterfrvr]

WINE!

[ilovelucy1992]

Sophia is so freakin cute with that balloon!!!

[SaraLovesSoccer1992]

what episode is 5:15 from?

[ainmals1]

"WHAT THE HECK GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?!"

"My mistake I suppose you would look like Yoda you were also wise"

"FINISH THE DARN STORY BLANCHE"

And I loved it when Blanche pops Sophia's balloon, I was wondering HOW could she NOT have heard that or even flinch.

[Wyanette1]

Eat dirt and die trash...lol

[angrybirdsforever]

*Did you see him, total fruitcake, we are talking about serial murderer here*

*If someone try to murder cereal, he should see a psychiatrist?*

*Don't talk for the rest of the afternoon*

[c1212]

Wonderful. That's all I can say.

[karategal1210]

This collection was freaking hilarious. I love the Yoda comment the most.

[Sweetlikecandie365]

Lmao! This is one of the best put together cast in history! I love them!

[codeorangeXC]

Blanche - Am I ugly?

Sophia - Yes!

[datpricelesskydd]

SHE CAME iiN AT THE MOST iiNOPPORTUNE TiiME..ii COULDVE LOST MY BALANCE AND CHiiPPED A TOOTH! LMPRAO

[marquito1]

"Eat dirt and die trash" LMAO!



[TheFever77]

What season and episode is it at 1:13 when they're in the supermarket? Thanks

[FARAI1231]

@TheFever77 i think its the on where blance goes out with stan. i dont remember what its called though

[cbaran275]

@TheFever77 I believe the name is Take him hes Mine" its when Blanch dates Stan ( Stan lost his business and was depressed. Dorothy had a date with a Military man and asked blanche to go out with him ) In the end Dorothy goes to Stans Hotel room because she thinks blanch and Stan are sleeping together only to find its not blanche there but infact another girl hes hooked up with

[TheFever77]

@TheFever77 Thanks a lot. Also do you know the name of the other episode where they're all in the supermarket and Rose cuts into all the melons to see if they're ripe?

[timemonkey]

@TheFever77 Last episode of season one. 

[WehoBilly]

"So what if you knew Jesus personally!?! Waaa-ke up and smell the coffee ya fossil".

"My mistake...I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise".

LMFAO =D

[SyrenniaLestrange]

"Don't talk for the rest of the afternoon." LOLOLOLOL

[milovela1983]

Blanche: eat dirt and die trash LOL...

[ranka35]

pop theres goes the balloon! lol this is my most favourite scenes!

[forthewin906]

i hurt my back! im paralized!! Sophia?!?!? oh its you. look where your going. HAHAHAHAH sophia is my favorite character!! she cracks me up!!

[MrGSWAGG92]

OMG I ♥ all 3 of Blanche's reactions starting at 6:16

[junieclay]

am i ugly , yes , lol

[ChrisBrownbebe24]

my fav part is the one about the spanish fly hahahaha

[vocalmagick]

one person is a spanish fly...

[TIERRAchilds]

LMFAOOOOO.. "EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH"....."DON'T TALK FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON"....."THE BIBLE'S A DONE DEAL!!!"..."WINE"...."ALRIGHT YOU'RE ALITTLE THICKER AROUND THE MIDDLE SO IS BLANCHE" LMAOOO......THIS IS A GREAT VID...LOOOOVE THE GOLDEN R.I.P TO THE THREE OF THEM AND THANKS FOR UPLOADING THE VID!!! XD =)

[MissPhenom]

"I thought since you looked like Yoda u were also wise..." HA!

[Heavenzvoice]

@MissPhenom yes that is too funny. Its the way Blanche says some things.......

[brittany66079]

you left out the funniest part of the balloon scene where Sophia says "What else is old age gonna take away from me?" then she looks up and goes "Hey!" and Blanche takes away the stick. That's the best part to me.

[fizzwify]

"I DON'T CARE!"..LMBO!

[Kaitlyn9481]

You bed-hopping relic! *POP* HAHAHAHA Soooo funny. 

[Tailwhip222]

why are we bringing mean racial comments into a great show like this? :( be nice and happy like meeee :D

[tonywrestles2]

1:18 begins the best comedic exchange on ANY show in the history of television.

[TheSingingSweater]

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART AND NOW ROSE IS BOTHERING ME!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­!!! OMG too funny!

[TheSarfy]

Sophia can be so gentle and conforting :D "You're old, you're sagged - get over it! So what if you knew Jesus personly. Wake up and smell the coffee you fossil!"

[AllyVeal]

That part with the balloon just killed me! LOL

[TaleSpinTV1990]

"WHAT THE HELL GOES ON AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?!"

LOL! XD ROFL!

[TFrOcks25]

@TaleSpinTV1990  Best line ever in this show!!

[amtrak49]

6:29



[amtrak49]

so your a little thicker around the middle SO IS BLANCHE!!! lmfaooo!!

[1983CUEVAS]

@ 1:40 The whole lost my balance and chip my tooth gets me all the time.

[GlitterandGrease86]

LONG LIVE THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!!!!!! The Golden Girls are my all time favorite show!!!! Love you sophia xo -3

[SocksInMyRotini]

"Wine!"

[MultiMar16]

"don't talk for the rest of the afternoon"

[VidaVela]

Wake up and smell the coffee you fossil! LOL!!

[bitedheeswaqq]

She popped Sophie balloon lmaooooooo

[markmeetsworld]

Dorothy is hilarious when she gets tired of hearing a story. Listen to her at 6:09.

[markmeetsworld]

I love Dorothy at 0:37..."I DON'T CARE, ROSE!"

[pryncyss]

"What the hell goes on at night in this house?!"

[kateagada]

lol at sophia changing water into wine

[moonstarr93]

"WHAT THE HELL GOES ON IN THIS HOUSE AT NIGHT!!!!" ROTFL

[snizzlefrazzy]

i have to remember not to drink anything while watching these videos lol

[Tank33M]

"Maybe this is my shot at getting into the bible." lol how funny

[lookitsmon]

"My life is falling apart and now Rose is bothering me!" haha!

[viph982]

LOL...you bed-hopping relic...hahaha!!!

[TheBopification]

"Wake up and smell the coffee ya fossil." "My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise". LMAO

[vivin3617]

Am I ugly? : YES

[mitchelldowden]

WINE!



[VeenoFace]

What The Hell Goes On At Night in This House !!! ^___^

[01Tobz]

the balloon is too funny !!

[DarkAlone8]

<3 this sooo much! XD

[UsurperDunamis]

Dorothy: "You're a little thicker around the middle-so is Blanche!"

Blanche: *DEATH GLARE*

[babs22hh]

EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH...

[DionDJVJ]

this is soooo funny XD

[milovela1983]

lol.....i love these clips....what season is it when dorothy said: ma, why was your nose pressed against the crack...then rose said "that's what the crow said" then dorothy said "GET OUT!!!" Lmao that almost made my food spit out,,

[musicaltheatergeek79]

@milovela1983 the episode is called "And Ma Makes Three" from Season 3.

[2012nebula]

Am I the only one that notices the " ! " on the door? lol

[YaoiLuver1001]

I LOVE how when Blache pops the balloon, none of them change their facial expressions! I was in tears at how hilarious that scene was!

[therealtorjohn]

I love stop that you old worm woman or thank you you old bed hopping relic

[therealtorjohn]

I love stop that you old worm woman

[sshirley70]

Your old, you sag, get over it! This is one for you, Stephen...."I thought since you looked like Yoda that you were wise like Yoda"!!

[Purpabary]

Eat dirt & die trash

[Pixiebabe]

Sophia: Remember these sage words: Your old and you Sag GET OVER IT!

Blanche: Sophia?!

Sophia: So what if you knew Jesus personally wake up and smell the coffee you Fossil

[RyPdx27]

"Wake up and smell the coffee you fossil" LMAO

[EdgyXD]

"Cereal Killer"! LOL

[chrisrenn40]

whats the name of the episode where blanche says to dorothy eat dirt and die trash?

[JustAsWeAre6]

@chrisrenn40 the episode is, "A Joust Between Friends."

[chrisrenn40]

@JustAsWeAre6 thank you so much!!

[PsychLion]

The last scene in this video is probably one of my most favorites of the entire show!

[rextony22]

lol i don't care rose.

[ademsgirl1]

Spanish fly isnt really a fly?..No..then what is it?..its a beatle..spanish fly is really a beatle?..Yes..then how do they know its spanish..BECAUSE IT WEARS A LITTLE SOMBRERO ROSE..lol!!

[R34lH0pe]

"My mistake. I thought since you looked like yoda you were also wise......" Bwuahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Maybe this is my shot of getting into the Bible! XD

The Bible is a DONE DEAL!

[brokecreole]

this funnier than any thing on tv today.Tv is now a garbage dump

[adrianeaglrck]

i can smell the piss and dental cream a mile a way

[reeseslightning11]

"All right, you're 5 years older, so am I, so is Blanche."

*glare*

"You have a few more wrinkles, so do I, so does Blanche."

*glare*

"All right you're a little thicker around the middle, so is Blanche."

*DEATH GLARE*

[lechatouin]

@reeseslightning11 Please, what is the name of this episode ?

[reeseslightning11]

@lechatouin Job Hunting.

[lechatouin]

@reeseslightning11

Thank you very much ! I'm going to watch it right now ! ;o)

[realghost164]

Thank you, you bed hopping relic...*POP*

[Wonka399]

eat dirt and die trash.

hahaa

[sharondoyle37]

Well if someone tries to murder cereal he should see a phychiatrist

XD LMAO!!!

[hailzmarie1]

Mean (but hilarious) Sophia

"total fruitcake!"

"you bed-hopping relic!"

"You fossil!"

[SorrowfulLesson]

"Am I ugly?"

"Yes!"

**glare**

[wentsurfing]

Balloon pop at 3:16- 3:18... LOLLLL

[natalievictoriagree]

" soo your thicker in the middle", " SO IS BLANCHE" |

LOLOL hahahhaa<3

[80jasey]

"Eat dirt and die, trash!"

[kaczerm]

love bea's looks she gives to the girls !!! she doesnt have to say a word LOL

[markmeetsworld]

"...on a riverboat, floating down the Mississippi Delta. FINISH THE DAMN STORY, BLANCHE!!!" I love Dorothy's reactions when she's frustrated at Blanche's or Rose's stories.

[ScarBrowGabriel]

What episode is the last scene 6:12 please???

[thebradybunchlover]

@ScarBrowGabriel Season 1 Episode 22 "Job Hunting" :)

[TheMissrayne]

RIP Pussycat....

"If someone tries to murder cerel, he should see a psychiatrist." LOL

[bloomingtruth210]

OMG IM DYING!!!! Blanche is hilarious...callin Sophia Yoda omg im crying...then tellin Dorothy to eat dirt and die..xD Blanche is my fav.

[frost3dcupcak3s]

"Now you cut it out, you old worm-woman! D<"

[lindsley10]

Which episode is 2:43 ?

[sexinthecitylover]

LOVE SOPHIA! - "wine.."

[msgirly85]

hey thanks for posting this. what is the name of the episode when they go to therapy

[essemmess]

@msgirly85 i think its called Three on a couch"

[TheHyde55]

"Wine!"

[kamikazestrwbry]

"my mistake, i thought that since you looked like Yoda you were also wise"

ROFL!

[billywish]

thank you , you bed hopping relic haha

[asarob]

Dorthy: Oh hi Blanche...

Blanche: EAT DIRT AND DIE TRASH!!!

LMAO HOW FUCKING FUNNY

[ShabobaX]

"Thank you, you bedhopping relic."

-pause-

*pops balloon*

[MrSillyboi09]

@THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12, See its stupid people like u who make us colored people look bad with shit like that coming out your mouth, why would u come on here and say something like that, Be Real, go sit down somewhere because this is a real good video and thanks to the person who put it up because the girls are so funny to watch, and if anyone is reading this, all colored people arn't like this so please don't judge us all because of this DUMMY

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

@MrSillyboi09 Did you actually tpye US COLORED people? lmbo! Thanks for that laugh. You keep being a good slave and die with your owners! Click!

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

Respond to this video...Keep watching your dead beloved crackers. Your all next! And you slave kissing 'colored' lmbo!

[thames5]

I love when after dorothy asks what goes on at night in this house, the looks on blanches and roses faces. its like "what?"

[TreMoeckel]

id bitch slap her if she popped my balloon

[luvgrapico]

@TreMoeckel i would have popped the damn balloon too!

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

The word nigger is really A COMPLIMENT!! IT MEANT AND STILL MEANS GODS. When you crackers saw us in the time of the egyptian rulership of the world ALL words beginning with N-I refered to gods, people HIGHER and SUPERIOR to cursed white skin EDOMITES. So yes I AM a NIGGER and proud of it. Keep the great comments coming. Like I said...I LOVE pissing off edomites!! Even the DEAD ones!!!! Is rose still alive?????? LMBO!

[bringmethehero]

@THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12

Grow up and get a life.

[bringmethehero]

@THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12

Also, you're only making an idiot of yourself, you're not angering anyone here with your ignorance.

[bringmethehero]

@THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12

I suppose "Spook" "Nukka" "Porch Monkey" "Boogie" and "Burr Head" are compliments as well?

You are a disgrace to your ethnicity.

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

@bringmethehero I love ANYTHING that you say!!! It all works in MY favor! Keep em comin!!!

[bringmethehero]

@THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12

I'm flattered.

[SBashore31]

wow, you are delusional, I am sure "The Creature" looks at you fondly and says, what a pack mule I got...lol lol, Oh and by the way, no one here is pissed off...We love reading wacked shit from a psychotic off their meds. Oh by the way, we are chipping in to get your prescription refilled. Thanks for the entertainment!!! lol lol lol

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

Pissing off edomites is a joy. Just a joy!

[SBashore31]

The Almighty.....what the fuck is your problem? No one is making you watch this shit and who the hell are you to say us white crackas dont have honor or decency? Look what inbred trailor trash is using words like ya'll...........these ladies made more money then what you will ever see in selling bunk crack to every person in your housing development!!

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

@SBashore31 Yeah. But these ladies are dead and are eating the dirt that the creature below suggested kindly I eat!!! Thanks for the comment!!!

[CookysNCreem7]

Whenever I'm feeling depressed or lonely, all I have to do is turn on an episode of the Golden Girls and they make me laugh everytime! R.I.P Rue, Bea, and Estelle, we miss you!

[WehoBilly]

So what if you knew Jesus personally?

Wake up and smell the coffee you fossil !! LOL

[mrmcdeezy7]

Dont talk for the rest of the afternoon LOL

[davepeereez]

"the all mighty" I rarely comment on these.... So help me god, if I could find you I would knock every fuckin tooth out of your skull! White people have no decency???? As apposed to who.

[haych83]

"Eat dirt and die, trash"

[THEALMIGHYCHOSEN12]

I don't even like you white crackas aka edomites but I can't get mad at the golden girls. Shows that even in old age yall have no honor or decency. That's what makes it so funny!! HA!