How To Crack Open a Coconut

[crazy4muffinz]

i used a hammer... then for another one i used the street... then for another one i got my brother to drive over it XD hahaha

[OfficialDanaTheWolf]

I thought you just crack it open an drink the milk in it.. XD

[ZEJ999]

Um... Wont you also need A COCONUT?

[UniversalPython]

@ZEJ999 YOU my friend, have a good eye.

[vickylavell123]

why don't just use a knife??? my mom did it like a thousand times with a knife! less than one minute!

[chainedblood2112]

oops, thought this was how to make crack out of coconuts

[LlamaLlamaFilms]

real men can crack a coconut with their hands

[ilovestickystuff25]

how to open a coconut

step1: go outside

step2:take the coconut and throw it on the ground

step3:ENJOY! XD

[PanchoPow]

or then just crush it with hammer?

[JillmanVideo]

Whenever in doubt: Expert village to the rescue.

[FUCKisrahell]

After a food poison from coconut...

im a chef and the coconut was perfectly fine in taste and was firm.

50 euros in medicine, 1 night at the hospital... i used to eat coconut like that since I was a kid. now... no ty.

[js01716]

or i can just get a macaw

[cataclysmicnothing]

now i can crack myself open!

[TheMarcEleven]

ow! my balls!

[germanshepherdjuliet]

@0:43.. WACK IT WACK IT, WACK IT! XD

[gemphu1234]

The easiest way is to put the whole coconut in refrigirator.Take out after after 15 minutes and then hit it.The entire coconut will come out of the cell.

[nassah98]

How to crack a coconut

Step 1: poke holes in coconut

Step 2: insert penis

Step 3: get an erection

Step4: watch the coconut break from your mighty cock

Did you know no one cares about the ending so save yourself time and have a wank!

[kijksnel123]

no machete but a big hamer wtf

[monkey42901]

GRAB MACHETE AND CRACK DA COCO NUT OPEN. Don't be a wimp!

[pknbgr111]

Step 1: Throw the coconut on a huge boulder

Did you know: Coconut milk comes from coconuts?

[MegaSuperAmin]

Step 1 : Break a coconut

Did you know hat coconts are from a coconut tree?

[Dooterguy]

coconut

[Victor1234paul]

How To Crack Open a Coconut

Step 1:Get a coconut

Step 2:Get a Chainsaw

Step 3.Put the coconut on a table you dont nead any more

Step 4:Turn on The Chainsaw

Step 5:If your IQ is over 12,you will know what to do.

Did you know:Males dont use tampons?

[carebeare1313]

he forgot to say 1 teensy weensy little thing for the things you'll nedd, A COCONUT! DUH!!

[sakuz123]

Step 1:Hit the coconut with your fist cause you can

Step 2:Use explosives to destroy it brutally

Step 3:Go eat real food

Did you know: you die if you dont eat in a long while

[MadSquirtle]

Wait.. Wait.. It helps separate the meat more easily.. ?

[spartan0535]

Lmfao lololol... comment under mine! good job cheezy

[cheezybunz12]

Step 1: Get golf club

Step 2: Get coconut

Step 3: Go outside

Step 4: Beat the fucking shit out of the coconut with golf club

Step 5: Retrieve pieces of coconut

Step 6: Eat

Did you know: You just beat the shit out of a coconut

[Sh0ckwaveYT]

i remember when my family went to hawaii we found some coconuts and when my dad tried to open them he used a big knife

[watyoucallit]

bake it to make the meat come off.... enjoy the meat....pop the meat into your mouth....THATS WAT SHE SAID!!!!!!

[mtgibby]

an easier way involves a hammer

[wwilliamsjr]

@RadVideos3000 what is that?? is that a movie or something sorry dude never seen it.

[ItsMnztrr]

You will need:

a Coconut

a Sledgehammer

Step 1: Obtain the coconut.

Step 2: Obtain the sledgehammer.

Step 3: smash the coconut

Did you know that coconut milk taste like bountys?

[pinkfloydfannn]

Step one, get a coconut

step two, get a shot gun or find a friend with one

Step three , fire

[codwarrior7]

i have two things to say COCO NUTS

[DoURememberMe9889]

bitch please, me and my m8s just cracked on the flippin sidewalk

[wwilliamsjr]

my mom just put the coco in the bag and threw it on the ground XD

[brian011911]

step 1: buy a coconut step 2: crack it on da floor step 3: drink coconut milk step 4: eat coconut did you know thats coconuts have water or milk in then

[TacticalSamoan]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. I put the lime in the coconut too.

[Marini2000]

step 1: get a coconut

step 2: get a bowling field

step 3: when the coconut hits the bowlings, enjoy your coconut

[mrexcrete]

next video how to stop watching howcast videos

[Laurboc]

How to crack open a coconut. You will need:

-Coconut

-Hands

-Asphalt Step 1: Get the coconut Step 2: Throw it with your hands Step 3: Make sure you hit the asphalt! Did you know: Coconuts fall from palm trees?

[turtle10ize]

how to crack open a coconut

step 1: get a coconut

step 2: get a special hammer

step 3: smash it like theres no tomarrow

[prettygirlrock100100]

ya because when were stranded on an island then were gunna have all the materials we need....

[Ninja1naBox]

How to crack a coconut

Step 1: Get a coconut

Step 2: Get a hammer

Step 3: Whack the coconut with the hammer ( Hard!!)

Step 4: Enjoy

Did you know pools have water

[Mrsandis89]

lol.. i just threw a big rock 3 times on it and the shell fell of and coconut didnt split :D Only the shell xD

[CxSteamPunKxD]

LMFAO okay seriously is this for real?

[flupea576]

i think it is easier to use a machete

[Charmingwhiskers]

Why would I go to the trouble of locating an ice pick and hammer when I could just use my machete?

[4ubrayan]

Step 1: You Will Need Anger

Step 2: You Will Need A Floor

Step 3: Throw it And Enjoy

Did you know i have teached you something

[Annihilator909]

@4ubrayan throwing a coconut at a floor won't open it...

[pianocheetah]

@4ubrayan taught***

[TheBlackEagle95]

Or just call Chuck Norris, he will roundhouse kick the motherfucker....

[chasebarnette37]

why not just accually use a damn machette to cut it open.I mean its less steps.

[gokilforce09]

lol this is very common in my country, in traditional market, they usually use small axe to peel it

[Annihilator909]

@gokilforce09 In my country, we use a knife xD

[freemoney911]

You will need: A wall

Step 1: Take the coconut

Step 2: Slam it at the wall

Did you know Zazu sang the coconut song in the Lion King?

[mistertooter]

just use a butcher knife and cut it

[TheRedwolf11]

Step one:Put coconut on ground

Step two:Take a big ass rock

Step three:SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

[Mangagirl70]

Did you know: coconut milk comes from coconuts.

[rockandre200]

@Mangagirl70 wat thay do this is cool to know

[MegaSuperAmin]

@Mangagirl70 XD so stupid

[OfficialDanaTheWolf]

@Mangagirl70 lol x3

[bellaella4877]

Step 1.Go outside

Step 2. Throw it on the ground

Step 3.UR DONE! :)

[TaylorSwift913]

Step 1: Pick up a coconut with your hands.

Step 2: Grip the coconut with your hand.

Step 3: Throw coconut at wall with force with your hand.

Step 4: Enjoy coconut with your hand.

[Magicparadise234]

Step 1- get a coconut

step 2- throw it on someone u hate

step 3-eat it

That is hwo you crack a coconut

[Klimakteriumet]

"or just pop it in your mouth and enjoy" :P

[Diamonds6Bxxth]

@PieForDaWin So you can take out the meat and eat it...?

[DMCshawty]

pop it in ur mouth and enjoy.

[PieForDaWin]

._. You already cracked the coconut... why preheat the oven?

[pinayatlove9]

THATS NOT A REAL COCONUT!!!! They're actually greenish and paleish in color.. I know,I've picked a coconut from a tree before.

[VivaLaDivax]

@pinayatlove9 it is a real coconut, but it becomes brown-ish after its fully ripped..

make sure before you comment next time -.-

the green coconut's meat or pulp cannot be eaten.. its too hard and its not ripe..

it would be full of water like the ones in you drink in spas and in Hawaii

but the brown ones arent filled with juice.. they are just used for the pulp and the juice would be sweet..

i used to live in a country filled with coconuts..

[pinayatlove9]

@VivaLaDivax When i was in the philippines they never turned brown.

[keikepono111]

the add i just watched was longer than the video....

[LSweetie02]

scrap the meat?

[catsrulz100]

blood side of a knife?

[mynameisareo12]

am i the only one who thought of the song lyrics' put the lime in the coconut and shake all up' lmfao

[Jesserulztheworld]

lol, what i do is i go out back and smash it on the ground :P

[peanutmaster1231]

This is stupid. It doesn't show you how to shuck the outside green shell off, and what if you don't have any knife or anything to open it with? You haven't opened a coconut until you've used your hands and rocks to do it.

[JMMathieson]

throw the coconut off a building

[randomnessMAX]

this is the wrong way!

in india they do not use any ice pick or nails , no hammer , no large bowl , no cookie sheet and no spoon ! they just bang it against a hard surface and drink as much as possible....in addition..they do not use a spoon or anything to get the meat . they just crack it open and eat

[TheXJthatCould]

a coconut....really....

[thegreenteam98]

withouth a machette but with a butcher knife lol

[kiwininja100]

step 1: get a rock

step 2: get a bigger flatter rock

step 3: put coconut on big flat rock

step 4: hit coconut with the pointy end of smaller rock

:D

[LOLPPFO]

you will need chuck norris

step 1: suck my dick

step 2 get chucknorris to break it open

step 3: reapet step 1 so u look like a dummbassss

[ShimmieShake554]

or ninja fruit 

[legofreak1109]

optional:

Machette 

[sammie7712]

@METALLOVEx me too lol ;)

[silentwalrus2033]

how to open a coconut without a machete, you will need, an ice pick, THA FUCK

[TheThousandOwlz]

In Soviet Russia Coconut Opens You!!! :D

[SeungParkin]

I doubt there is anyone with an icepick and a coconut. Those things are in two entirely differnt places.

[METALLOVEx]

fuck that i threw it at a floor and it broke

[StuffedMBros]

How To Crack Open a Coconut:

You will need: A hammer.

Step 1: Bash it.

[WonderGirls49]

do what my mom does get a bag put the coconut in then use a hammer to smash it

[TheAngellps]

step 1: buy a coconut

step 2: crack the coconut on your head

step 3:enjoy a concusion and your coconut

Did you know coconuts come from trees?

[gangster4208]

How to drink water You will need : Mouth Crane Optional : Hands Glass Step 1 : open the crane. Step 2 : open your mouth and let the water come in your mouth. Tip : you can also use a glass to drink the water. Step 3 : Enjoy! Did you know water is water?

[funfun223lol]

you dont need a coconut?

[5ddyugi]

You will need

Chuck norris strength

optional iron forehead

did you know blood is red?

[ilovestickystuff25]

step1:get a coconut

step2:go on your porch and throw it as hard as u can

step3:enjoy

did u know dogs are pets

[XxEmilyIsAwesome]

why cant i use a metiedi? i have one..

[StarfishesRawesome]

I thought this video said "How to make cocaine"

[goodman4301]

How to open a coconut.

Step one: Buy a coconut

Step two: Open it.

Did you know Americans are born in America?

[drboi911]

a large butcher knife is a small machete you lie howcast

[mamanettie]

Next video - How to pee

[nasaman23]

"Pop it in your mouth" That's what she said!!

[naruto8999000]

use a cutlass

[MegaKenneth99]

Step 1: Smash coconut on ground

Did you know? Coconuts come from the coconut tree

[Jermz1997]

@MegaKenneth99

Why do people keep trying to get the top comment?

[goddesstin1]

CocoNow de

Trinkkokosnüsse bestellen!!!

[TheOllie171]

The things that you need in this vid are more like the things you need to effectively murder someone...

[pansyed]

what the just take a knife and hack the hell out of it. btws thats a very old coconut, ive never seen one with such a thick wall of flesh

[nSalekz]

I don't know why millions of people hate coconuts?

[MichelleFree8]

did you know: my mom hates coconuts? so there's no need for me to know this >.<

[cozmoz365]

This was actually rather informative, I would have never considered putting it in the oven.

[LolAtUs100]

You will need : Chuck Norris

He can do the rest

[shwetatonny]

you will need:

a hammer

open it alrdy!! how hard is it?!

[stix471]

anyone else think the way he said 0:58 was kinda fucked up? O.o

[henrychen46]

step1,knock it on someones head to open it

done

[xMisukiAngel]

I wonder whats next,how to open a door?

[hiddenmasterseeker]

@xMisukiAngel how do you do that lol jk

[xMisukiAngel]

@hiddenmasterseeker lolololol o3o 

[randombeibe]

@xMisukiAngel - Well, thats why we have HowToDoAnythingTV, where the guy shows us how to open a door with a toaster. :)

[1000FeatheredOwl]

@xMisukiAngel What You Will Need: Big Breasts, Arms Full of Shopping Bags, and a Gentleman (or Hopeless Romantic).

[Vict458]

How to crack up a coconut

You will need:

a screwdriver

and a hammer.

Step one:place the screwdriver in the center of the coconut

Step two:Get your hammer and whack it as hard as you can!

did you know:there is a flavor of ice cream that is coconut

[SonicXRulz4Eva]

Well my Grandad used king coconut as saline. He's a doctor!

[FunMorning1]

Ask chuck noris

[ChipmunkCity2011]

Kay so, I did the hammer part and sat there banging it for like 10 minutes and when it actually cracked open, it scared the FUCK out of me

[PykohYT]

Step 1 put it in a bowl and hit it with a hammer

TIP: scoop the flesh from the shell

Did you know coconuts are brown?

[sparklycherryblossom]

@PykohYT They are also green..

[ellen10sea]

step 1: Get Freddy Crueger

step 2: Get him to crush it to the ground and get it open.

done.

OR

step 1: Get hulk

step 2: Have him to yank it open with his muscles.

done.

[A4L1000]

Step 1: Take a hammer.

Step 2: Beat the crap out of that bitch!

[Cutenessparty]

Did he say coconut meat??

[iluvglee429]

Step 1: Get Chuck Norris

Step 2: And BAMM he opened it with just the touch of his finger

Did you know that Howcast has the lamest videos?

[j02oo1]

Just fucking shoot it,

[alexalex435]

No machete!Just a large knife!

[MrDudeYouDontKnow]

Wait... Why did smosh come up when I was watching this?

[compoundevolution]

wha temp is th oven?

[Musicposter4you]

Bullshit, I have never had a coconut half this easily.

[kaygeeboi]

bullshit! all you need is a machete.

[333badcat]

step 1* hit it with a hammer may take about 1 to 5 times

[fruitloop33344455555]

..I just used a hammer, and wasted 2 hours of damn work.

[Maryann1able]

that was a dogs bowl..

[InGallifrey]

The add before this has me spooked... i can't even focus on how to open a coconut...

[evandixon7]

Where is this guy from? (I'm from scotland so I haven't a clue.)

[MrBoxman29]

DANG i got out my machete for nothing

[PokemonRangerAngie]

How to crack open a cocnut:

Step 1: get coconut

Step 2: smash it on a tree

Careful do not throw a people

Step 3: YAY DONE XD

[greenbush69]

im glad i watched this after how to tell if your finger is broken

[xmass65ify]

machete,'nuff said

[aHugeBox]

The easy way, You will need: A shoe, A coconut, A floor

[Yoachan]

Why am I here... I don't even like coconut.

[ballzt0u]

So you don't need a coconut.

[123karox]

@ballzt0u I thought that was sort of implied...

[Leadheadx]

My three easy steps for opening those things.

1. Drill large hole in coconut with powerdrill.

2. Insert an M80 or two.

3. Go outside, Light M80, Throw Coconut FAR Away, Run.

Voila. Your coconut is open. Good luck finding all the pieces.

[katherineluisa]

Iv'e got a lovely buch of coconuts ditly ditly dee! Thats from Loin King by the way.At least I'm pretty sure.

[Lucillerose24]

Step 1: Don't buy coconuts.

Step 2: Buy milk instead.  Did you know milk is cheaper!?

[PandaSecret124]

Dear howcast, You're just supposed the hitt the top with on kife

[hobo4524]

i break mine using my head u guys are such noobs

[Evilmonkeymanjr]

Why am i watching this, i hate coconuts!

[bellaella4877]

this should be name weirdcast

thumbs up if u agree

[Lucillerose24]

@bellaella4877 lol lol lol good one hahahaha

[bellaella4877]

@Lucillerose24 ikr

[brianawesome100]

psft us lations just break the shit on our wall...

[BaracudaTeam]

you joust need a chainsaw

[kylecali]

how hot should the oven be?

[kristelcoleongco]

video for sissies... wtf... come visit me here in the philippines and i'll show you how to crack a coconut open while i'm doing my nails... pffft buncha wimps

[MintChocolateCow]

you will need:

a coconut the head of unsuspecting person.

Step 1: chuck the coconut at someones head

[shibez]

@DavidPSP0 buy the Young Coconuts..they way more water in them

[halo3rocks100123]

you will need: a baseball bat

[TheToploaderwasher]

up next.. How to eat. -__-