Mike Goldberg's Greatest Hits

[swhite6]

Goldberg is 100% up to speed now, he was a hockey commentator doing MMA with no background. Soon there will be one of these videos for Jon Anik, like how he said "Two Southpaw's here" as we watch two Orthodox fighters...

[rezwanborja]

"You're right Mike Goldberg..." ahahaha

[mohamedAlsaid]

"His precision is.. uh, really precise"

[bumfighter28]

A straight left is a jab isn't it?

[GribMurder]

@bumfighter28 machida's a southpaw.

[casimir92]

Diaz smells the opening...

[blackcawkdown]

mike goldberg is why i watch

[Dungarth]

..Soak-A-Jew!

[rezwanborja]

Jorge Holmes is a mexican gang banger

[wowpat449]

I love Mike Goldberg, but I wish Maro Ranallo and Joe Rogan were paired together. That would seriously be amazing.

[GribMurder]

@wowpat449 imagine ranallo and goldy side by side......... LOL best commentary EVER

[TigerWoodsBITE]

The ufc NEEDS Mike Goldberg. If it wasn't for him, who'd be the jewish guy??

[isabiggles1]

@TigerWoodsBITE Ariel Helwani >_>

[TigerWoodsBITE]

@isabiggles1 he doesnt work for the ufc tho he just has an mma show

[ox4poluter]

every ufc event i end up saying atleast once ''why is goldberg there''

[nfl20]

tito taking a book out of chucks chapter right there

[buyerofsorts]

"He hits hard Joe". "He has heavy hands Joe". You can bet you're life Mike will say one or both of those sentences each and every event...

[JPH1593]

Goldberg and Rogan are the best.

[Yamasuba]

Mike:...speaking Portuguese Joe: aaah..that's Japanese bro' Mike: ah really?.. thank you. Joe: laughing Mike: I should've known that... Joe: you're the one married to a Japanese chick... Mike: that is correct. LOOOOOOOL

[profchaos9001]

the best is: "roy jones jr respects the hands of forrest griffin" rofl

[Omniback20]

Its so bad i love watching this

[TheLagunaSunrise]

precise precision

[FredrikWahlden]

Mike Goldberg has excellent Muay Pie

[buyerofsorts]

@FredrikWahlden I don't think it was this Mike Goldberg that said that. Wasn't it that fake wrestler Goldberg guy that said it? Or no?

[tadpaulx]

goldy goldy ufc's mascot/commentator

[rclsu13]

The most overlooked part of the vid is the rarely seen Anderson Silva fight shorts. Not the usual spandex boyshorts lol

[superterrifichappy]

Goldberg rivals Bill Dance as goofy, blooper king.

chucks chapter

[johnnyrainbow50]

He said at UFC 136 that Gray Maynard walks around at 200 pounds which is incorrect lol

[Zeronightx]

@johnnyrainbow50 rofl i remember that. gray's a big lightweight but 200 pounds? gsp isn't even 200 pounds lol, goldy's a retart (in a good way)

[sabaar54]

@johnnyrainbow50 he already clarified that he meant when gray was injured and was only doing weights..and maynard said it was true and rashad seconded that statement so he wasn't wrong...imm glad someone created this he deserves some respect he's a good commentator for the UFC but i wish they bought kenny florian as a third man

[zo6fan07]

@johnnyrainbow50 he walks around about 193. close enough

[pigioneater]

@johnnyrainbow50 Hes like 190. So not that far off.

[thesambas]

" Goldberg - speakin Portuguesa

Rogan - that's Japanese brotha

Goldberg - shoula known that

Rogan - ya you're the one married to a japanese chick "

LMAOOOO

[MissDeeCole]

Mike Goldberg stinks on ice. Tired of his schtick.

[Jonzer1983]

@MissDeeCole Ow is that so? who would you like to comment next to joe?

[carlsongracieteam]

goldie is the fucking man!

[tobaliciousholland12]

Backwards are the formations of Mike Goldbergs comments. Strange is the way he composes his sentences. Speaking like Yoda is essentially what he does. Examples I will give: "112-5 was his college wrestling record" - " A powerful striker is (insert fighter name)" "Came forward with the jab did (fighter name" - "showing a lot more aggression this round is (fighter name)

Serious I am! Speaks like Yoda does he!

[melodic218]

Michael Jordanesque.

[jimmy92635]

diaz smells the openning lmfao.

[icedfun]

Screw Goldberrg. Jenna titties @ 0:34 :D

[em729]

I always thought he was the stupid commentator

[oohmammaoohmamma]

"Speakin a little portugese there. uhh that's japanese mike. ahh i should've known that" i fucking love goldie haha

[SuperBlackJesus321]

I've grown to respect Mick Goldberg a lot since i was introduced to Gus Johnson

[boogynights]

No energy like american commentary for world cups futbl games.

[aydow]

i love you.

[pepelips]

hes just corny , like a 60 year old dad trying to wear tight ass teenager shirts ,ill let joe rogan slide but you mike is just straight up a geek ,stick to dads jeans man .n ur horrible enough being a commentator ,please dont try the lil stand up UFC comedy u have been doin lately .IT FUCKING SUCKS

[R1s3Ab0v3]

Soak in Sokoudjou....terrible

[rasfus]

Mike Goldberg is a robot

[itchyclothing]

wow

[guillermo2k90]

Like what does it mean the whole Nba references I'm lost

[guillermo2k90]

I don't get the whole Michael Jordan thing

[guthro123]

@guillermo2k90 How do you not get it?

[SuperPurpleUrkle]

@guillermo2k90 He was saying that Travis Lutter's grappling is as good as Michael Jordan is at basketball. Which is not accurate at all haha Mike says the stupidest things

[xtremejc]

Goldberg often makes mistakes and they are pretty cringeworthy. Joe Rogan always seems to be picking up the pieces and I often get the impression he is thinking "Shut the fuck up and start making sense"

[OnRockIT]

Did you guys watch UFC 132? After Leben KO'd Wanderlei Goldie's like "WANDERLEI SILVA BEATS......WANDERLEI SILVA BEATEN BY CHRIS LEBEN!" :LOOOOL!

[sylyjoly]

Diaz smells the opening lolllll so funny.

[KennedyMrKennedy]

I don't know what it is but I always laugh out loud at.."And CHUCK LIE DELL!"

[STARSandBARS1994]

"CB Dollaway made a bad decision and now he gets a 2nd chance to earn a victory tonight against CB Dollaway" - Mike Goldberg

[Natural11001001]

Let me tell you how you feelin right now.

[ThePHENOM987]

0:24 George Foreman and Larry Holmes cousin haha

[D1LatedPupils]

"his precision is really precise." That one takes the cake.

[milklavar]

LOL so Funny this is great. Thanks for the Video.

[Jeijo1]

hahah ou man goldberg is so baaad, just watch the latest ultimate fighter season 13 finale the kyle kingsbury match, at 3:35 he says the word "mixed martial artist" with a rather funny way hahah its gold all the way goldberg

[crimsonflare506]

Because if his name is Keith Johnson, the nickname Dean of Mean makes no sense. Rogan: your right Mike Goldberg

[Carnius797]

@crimsonflare506 hahah nice

[Mayonaise32]

LOVE GOLDBERG! UFC pay-per views just would not be the same without the Rogan and Goldberg duo.

[TheBalkanBoi]

I like how Rogan always shuts him down

[FrazAFC94]

LIL EAGLE....soars again?

[Gaskal1365]

CHUCK LIE DELL

WAT

[BigboyDownStairs]

lol "Tito takin a book outtao chucks chapter there"

[kelleeeykeene2]

This guy sucks most of the fans don't like him either you can tell he is not into MMA at all and to boot he has very boring style of play by play. I wish the UFC would hire someone like mauro renallo or bas rutten to work with joe rogan.

UFC has some good athletes but at the end of the day there too worried about making a buck to make any meaningful changes to there format and sport so i guess its the same gladiator bullshit for the years to come!

[BloodSugar91]

@kelleeeykeene2 FUCK THAT.

[OnlyTheStrong9]

@kelleeeykeene2 Ok he says some weird stuff but i think you may be overreacting just a bit about whether he likes mma and stuff lol. that much anger pent up towards someone on tv is kinda creeping me out

[AngelEyesC4]

@kelleeeykeene2 gladiator bullshit?

what are you, stupid?

[theprofessional1414]

"You're the one married to the japanese chick" Gotta love rogan. LOL

[KennedyMrKennedy]

Soak in Sokoudjou LMAO

[Kryptonite357]

@yobro250 ... Leg kicks to the mid section? Really?

[dmp220]

tito takin a book outta uh chucks chapter right there lmfao smgdmfh

[eagledynasty81]

you're right mike goldberg.

[jesseblack10]

@eagledynasty81 haha that was the best part brah

[tadpaul79]

lol they should make him the UFC mascot

[TheBlueSnake]

why the fuck are sometimes the top comments the same?? does the other guy copy the best or what's the deal.... lame

[MrBereal351]

What a tool, get mauro to take his place.

[yobro250]

@MrBereal351 8 people can't take leg kicks to the midsection.

[charlieapeshit]

Cooomming up next. Its our maaaiiinn event.... of the evening!

[AsILayBLAZIN420]

Everyone who's saying fire Goldberg, you guys are insane!! He brings the comedic value to UFC it wouldn't be the same without him! HE HAS THE BEST QUOTES

[xhalox42]

They definitley hired Goldberg purely off how stupid funny his comments are XD

[DuggStiles]

Goldie is one of the UFC's biggest coke heads after Liddell

[MorningGloree99]

youd think since the ufc has become so mainstream they wouldve gotten a new commentator by now, but i honestly love mike goldberg, cuz sum of the shit he says is straight up retarded

[JERS3Y6969]

I love the UFC. I wach it all the time. I get the ppv"s all the time. I cant stand Mike Goldterd. He says the stupidest stuff even! Tellus something we dont know Goldterd. You suck at your job. UFC plesae get someone new.

[LilBlitz116]

Goldberg is dumb he always makes stupid mistakes

[IvanHasADeathwish]

Me and Sokuju watched this, and we soaked it in

[1991VT]

just fire mike and get bas rutten instead...

[ricosuavable]

@1991VT Or don frye that would be awesome

[cnash979]

UFC 43 he says something like "matt hughes and his brother used to pound each other behind the barn"

[kanemura93]

@cnash979 Haha, that made me laugh out loud :)

[Jordan1Rivers]

@cnash979 Lol hahaha.

[thekingofoakland]

@cnash979 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[klerotik]

Step 1: Get some of Mike´s best hits.

Step 2: Record them.

Step 3: Find somebody to have sex with.

Step 4: Play the Mike´s best hits and have sex.

Beggining: ,,Here we go !"

In the middle: ,,Round 2 !"

At the end: ,,Its all over !"

Profit.

[Jordan1Rivers]

@klerotik Lol that's great I tried it!!! xD

[heatmoon]

....you're right mike goldberg...lol

[soSiccK]

I play a clip of Goldberg saying "IT IS ALL OVER!" after I take a shit.

[MacDaddyPooty]

the worst is "his precision is us, really precise" no shit....

[stratocaster1986able]

Just watched Coleman vs Shogun. 2

Mike says "Mark Coleman-the definition of cagefighter"

[swanbe01]

To be fair, Rogan even called Liddell Lie"dell

[Sonic3nKnuckles]

The Lil EAGLE...soars again. LMAO.

I wish Goldie would fuck-up more.

[potkettleblack32]

How can you NOT like Mike Goldberg.

[Basiltheking]

lol and chuck Lie -delle

[slashwylde85]

they compliment each other as a team. u can tell rogan is thinkin "why r u here? in all the years youv been doin this have u paid attention at all, just shut the fuck up". wouldn't b the same without them tho

[Douchebag500]

Mike's hillarious and joe correcting him is great.

[mdemarco8]

Lmaooo...

Joe: you're the one married to a Japanese chick

Mike: that is correct

[submissions72]

LOLL Joe Rogan and Goldie are best commentators in sports. Joe knows that Goldie is a dumbass lol. And he calls him out every time it's really funny.

[MoshpitAchilles]

lmfao

[sk8forlife90]

tito taking a book out of chucks chapter!

[gothamjediknight]

Mike Soundboard is worse than ever.. he's basically just a robot repeating UFC catchphrases, he has no emotion or ability to ad-lib.. the other night when Rogan commented on a decision being bad, Goldberg just paused and repeated a catchphrase about not letting the fight go to the judges, fucking imbecile

[MattitudeSupporter]

You're right Mike Goldberg.

[poganla123]

tito taking a BOOK out of chuck CHAPTER? .......... stupid fuck

[poganla123]

i love how joe rogan always correct him

[WhiteShark125]

Need to add Nelson vs Dos Santos...

"Big Country is in big trouble!...(later that round)..."Big Country's in....big trouble...ONCE AGAIN!"

[BPrincey]

"George Holmes" *palm to face open hearing that*

[YSKite]

I agree with zackhanscom, fix the audio fag.. someone is going to go deaf. .

[reliablethreat23]

OMG this is epic!!! ROFL!!!

[shiya3]

what happened at 0:15 to 0:21??

[shiya3]

His precision is uhh, really precise.

[ProgressiveBeats502]

pause at 0:34 and look at the babe in the back

[KiwiDillan]

@ProgressiveBeats502 thats pornstar jenna jameson, tito ortiz wife

[ProgressiveBeats502]

PAUSE AT 0:34 AND LOOK AT THE BABE IN THE GOLD SHIRT 

[overtkill7]

@ProgressiveBeats502 That's that ugly looking crack headed bitch Jenna Jameson it seems.

[SuperGonggong]

@overtkill7 dude shes not ugly, she was in porn. She banged alot of ppl but only cuz she was a fine bitch.

[overtkill7]

@SuperGonggong Have you seen her lately? She looks fucking horrible and she's dumb as fuck! I will say that back in the day she used to be pretty bangin, but nowadays she looks like shit. She's probably loose as fuck too, I know I wouldn't touch that today. Also not all pornstars are fine, There are some ugly girls in porn too.

[SuperGonggong]

@overtkill7 well dude, thats rather rude to say that, I mean nobody is the best for ever, and if I had to choose id rather bang her that 85% of youtube lol, im not into white women but thats no way to talk to/about any woman regaurdless of her job.

[overtkill7]

@SuperGonggong Ok I will say I went a bit overboard there with the disrespect, but to be honest if a girl not only does porn, but crack and who knows what other drugs, she has lost respect for herself and therefore you can't really expect anyone else to. Gotta have some dignity as well.

[SuperGonggong]

@overtkill7 true but, in her prime, you would only wish, or dream about a fine bitch like that, depending on what ur fetish is. I guess but yes she made sum dumbass mistakes but where only human and even I make mistakes.

[overtkill7]

@SuperGonggong yeah I get what you're saying, but that's just my opinion, I mean you can agree with it or not, that's what makes it an opinion. To me she just lost self respect and in addition the respect of many because of not only the porn, but the drugs which is why she looks pretty bad nowadays and no doubt made her lose some brain cells, had she not been and I believe still is on all that stuff, she would still look very good today.

[SuperGonggong]

@overtkill7 obviously she is still using, she's thrilled to be wwith tito ortiz, no sober, non-toxicated person can say that, not even Chuck, lol.

[overtkill7]

@SuperGonggong lol, good point.

[cvmkyle]

@overtkill7

wtf are u guys talking about...this is youtube for fk sakes

[oorahman]

HAHAHAHAAH " Tito taking a book out of Chuck's chapter" lmao

[toxictof]

0:35 classic shit

[Drahgoon]

BEST UNINTENTIONAL COMEDIAN OF OUR TIME

[Kino483]

Mike GOlderberg is the fucking shit

[hitmancoolio]

George Holmes, hahaha.

[doomgloompoon]

Let's see here:

Japanese fighter.

Japanese cornermen.

MARRIED to a Japanese girl.

PORTUGUESE?!?!?!

[Kino483]

@doomgloompoon rofl

[xKillerWandx]

@doomgloompoon LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HelloJapan05]

ahahahaahaha so funny!

[XinKotetsu]

HIS PRECISION IS UH.....REALLY PRECISE!

[EBWReturns]

Any chance we can get part II?

[lilsm555]

LMFAO Your right mike goldberg's -_-

[bobothefet]

HAHAHAHA TAKEIN A BOOK FROM CHUCKS CHAPTER IS HE MIKE?? HAHA WHAT A FUCK TARD

[pikeymutt]

LOL'd at the opening quote.... And I thought Rogan was a dipshit! Great vid!

[GregorHamilton]

thank you for posting that quote, seriously hands down one of the funniest things I have ever/ will ever read in my life...behind the barn lol here I go again!

[brettmarkusic]

LOL at :05 - :11

[636Castle]

tito taking a book out of...chuck's chapter right there!

[636Castle]

hahaha i love mike. he also looks at people's mouths when they talk. the other night he was like "john soda..ropa...s... the aussie!" 

[NotRightN0w]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?

[stratocaster1986able]

Mike finishing a big mac="It is all over"

Mike post ejaculation="It is all over"

Mike dying of a heart attack="It is all over"

[Jeadcoableful]

Goldberg's married to a Jap? But doesn't know what the language sounds like?

[ALLIED7621]

@Jeadcoableful he only hears her gargle...

[jesseblack10]

@Jeadcoableful Joe rogans married to a jap

[Chex2331]

@jesseblack10

His married to a yellow monkey??

[ninjaboyjeff]

Ah where is the one where he's like .. "This is what happens when an immovable force meets an unstoppable object"

Hahah you gotta get that one.

[dohertyz]

haha It was funny at UFC 119 when Mike went 'IT IS ALLLLLLL OVV.. no wait, they're still going'

[MaxedoutBaby]

Lol ...a book out of chuks chapter ! 

[iamjason]

Goldberg is fricking stupid and annoying

[TKcmcbTD]

the one before the last one was fucking hilarious xD

[deadzior]

what's at 0:15-0:18?

[XXXICKYXXX]

@deadzior Goldie says "little eagle" soars again.... Jens "Little Evil" Pulver.

[avatarion]

goldberg is a moron. he obviously doesn't care about mma or watch it in his spare time.

[karoolta]

"you're right mike goldberg" hahaha

[zaggers77]

"Tito taking a book outta Chucks chapter right there".

[Emanusmell]

"Dias smells the opening"

HAHA!

[Fazotronic]

@Manveet i just want him to shut up with his "its all over" and stop interrupting everybody else with sreaming...

ther some great reactions when someone ends the fight but in the ufc its always the same fucking shit.

[teves87]

you can't pair rogan with bas cause that would mean you have two color commentators. it just wouldn't work. you need a play-by-play guy and that's why goldberg works. he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he does have chemistry with rogan, and not that many commentators have that. common sense.

[tsully411]

@teves87 play by play? he has no idea what hes talking about half the time, why would you want that play by play.

but i really dotn care, i like goldberg where he is i wouldnt trade him for anyone.

[rocksfan21]

ahhhh.. the lutter and soak-a-jew ones r the best :D

[QofLife69]

THUMBS UP IF ARIEL SHOULD REPLACE MIKE GOLDBERG!!

[Zeronightx]

@QofLife69 Fuck you mexican. Rogan and Goldberg ARE the UFC.

[ireyfish]

Which ufc did mike have that line about matt & mark hughes pounding each other behind the barn?