Barbaric Brutal Breakfast - Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

[lonefreeze]

BRUTAL!

[Fattycrows]

How i make my breakfeast every morning :D except i half alaska native so i just use 300 pound halibit :D

[CalvinDilbert]

meanwhile in finnland... /watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

[heyandersson]

denna är så bäst.. hahaha xD

[svartochvitochrosa]

Exactly how I do it...

[MREWIL95]

Just another breakfast in sweden

[poi145221]

This is a professional chef ...........ok

[XxBoomxHeadshotxX]

I never laughed so hard in my life.

[bananbussen]

Im swedish and from my experince, us swedish men only make food that way if we have a woman to clean up the mess.

[SirLordMortimer]

bad monkey! He's not barbarian, he's just really uncoordinated and stupid.

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

@SirLordMortimer Troll.

[OncleBitter]

So now we know where's all Africa food going.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

This is way too uncouth to be called barbarian.

[lillekanfootball]

DAFUK ?

[Adwnis46]

Poor kitchen D:

[MustLeib]

Apparently swedes sleep with their hats on.

[Dexterprog]

det här suger, it ain't no epic meal time

[puremaster1234]

Lecker!!!!!!!

[sander1812lol]

lol what if hellstrøm comes home to you and watches you cook

[SanosVerdi]

My favs... Did u see the cucumber?

[MusicOfW]

Based on a true story

[Hairmetaller86]

MAAAARMELAAAAAAHHHHHHD

[UlfHolmberg]

Does he wake up like that every day?

[MaNu50k]

the first videos are the best and even more barbaric than the others

[doniu199563]

ni chuja nic nie zrozumiałem

[thecacaowner]

i cook like that too= jag lagar mat så ocks!

[99janix]

LOL



[bzyk36]

Please, song name!

[knucklehead98X]

Why does milk come in bags over in Sweden? I remember getting little bags of milk for lunch when I was in elementary school, but they're not sold in bags in grocery stores.

[neuroleptika]

@knucklehead98X It´s not a "bag" it´s a tetrapack. It´s better for the enviroment than plastic.

[Rqoiz]

@knucklehead98X It's a thing called Tetrapack and they're better than plastic bottles in every single way. Almost everything "milkbased" comes in those.

[boface31]

You really like horse raddish, dont you?

[MPoesnecker]

What the hell did I just watch?

[laksemann]

@MPoesnecker Svensk frukost, så går det till!

[thetrales]

@MPoesnecker a video showing a few crazy swedes cooking in their own special little way. Aren`t these facts??

[SweDrift1]

@MPoesnecker A real swedish mealtime !

[doewnz]

@MPoesnecker A typical swede making his breakfast, and then carefully feeding his friend milk.

[xXJackirBlackBloddXx]

@MPoesnecker svenskar min vän! svenskar! vi är vikingar o bäst!

[GObyCHOCOLATE]

@MPoesnecker swedish people....Gods with other words

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

@MPoesnecker Breakfast making of a viking.

[BFDK]

Haha skøre svensker :)

[Geissenbulldogfreak]

and that was such a cleaned up kitchen at the beginning!

[F0XxX98]

jobbigt att städa hela tiden

[Man7er]

tumma upp här så att amerikanerna tror att vi skriver något coolt!!!!!!

[seraphale]

@Man7er Tack vare internet amerikaner kan nu dechiffrera flamsig kommentarer! :D

[gurtznak]

@seraphale Inte korrekt. Försöka använda programmen. Blir så fel.

[seraphale]

@gurtznak Ja ja, det är inte 100%, men nära nog för mig! haha

[prometheusconquers]

@Man7er lmfao

[AMOROLD]

Marmeladeee!!!



[AMOROLD]

omggggg HAHAHAHAHAHA, bet is the same for Norway Sweden or finland and iceland

[AmmunitionAddicts]

1:28 -

MARMALAAAADE

[FegalTube]

How a real man drinks orange juice. 

[FrozenNorway]

Poor bread :(

[666Dretvonja666]

I really doubt that barbarians were eating cereals and toast for breakfast.

[Jackblackblood]

dude what say you parents about this ?

[CheesBallsKiller22]

killen asså! xD



[Vumlan]

Jag har hittat min nya förebild! :D

[aussieblackhawk123]

I used to be a gay old weakling like you..... until i took some pre-dinner MAYO! it's good for you!

[SuperGamingguitarist]

im norwegian,and i must say it looks very tasty



[CadentFour4]

Sweden fir the win we are fucking vikings

[tinykz]

man, I'm gonna start eating 2 jars of mayo everyday

[Jesusmasterninja]

I forget how angry the Sweds are!

[Mondoggspot12]

Hes a real greymane

[Palaschurk]

thats what i call a real Nord

[Krycho9PowrotReturn]

I dare someone to challenge him to a fight to death...

[Auroranwarlock197]

Despite his barbaric way of making food, the results actually turns out pretty well.

[AfterTheVeil0fOsiris]

Did he says "valmista" in 1:55. Cause it is finnish and means "ready" :D

[thestriker6666]

@AfterTheVeil0fOsiris

No, he said. "Vitamins done"

[AfterTheVeil0fOsiris]

@thestriker6666 Now I can hear it :D well I can't be right all the time. Thanks!!

[inz0rbia]

I love how the toastbread gets fixed inside the toaster.

M to the A to the G to the I to the C!

[12Kelevra]

Cool, but cant imagine the Ordinary Swedish Cleaning time.... That'll be messed up

[Jacopo46]

and some people die for no food....

[leonard11501]

Barbaric? More like retarded... Oh thats what swedish means :3

[mrcpdaniel1]

@leonard11501 oh no uou did'nt

[LegoAnimationFreak8]

LIKE A BOSS

[NaZh0ps3]

que muierda ese wn meo lokito al pareser

[PLBeDi]

POJEBANY KURWA !

[ParanormalActivity16]

How long does it take to clean up the kitchen everytime? xD

[MrJDred]

You shall feast at breakfast like a man.

Or you will die

thats basically what I understood from watching this. xD

[Me10manKa]

made my day =D

[Kokokeho]

Never ever start a military attack on Sweden. Their weapon of choice is Surströmming though Genena protocol bans the use of chemical weapons.

[TeoSoftware]

MARRRRRRRRMELAAAAAAAAAD!

[johannacaresful]

JAJAJJAJAJA

[Szeptun]

I'm in Brazzers part of youtube again...

[s52608]

I wonder what his neighbors think when they hear him cooking.

[Theron109]

@s52608 they are sweidsh too...they are probably doing the same then he does xD remember thats an ordinary breakfest =D

[MrTubbylad]

@s52608 Probably something along the lines of 'If we're quiet, maybe it'll go away...'

[hajen36]

@s52608 Every swed is cooking food like that.

[CircsC]

@s52608 His neighbors probably can't hear him cooking over them cooking their regular ordinary meals.

[qqShiningBlackStaRqq]

@s52608 nothing because its normal in sweden

[hollander133]

@s52608 Whole sweden is like that

[ferjusto]

@s52608 They cook the same way.

[cappaculla]

@ferjusto This is how abba make breakfast.

[TheWowet]

@ferjusto Touché

[Metroid23456]

@s52608 just an everyday normal swede

[jlarss]

@s52608 they are swedish. they cook the same way

[sackd18w]

Wait til he gets a taste of Miracle Whip...

[daviscampbello]

I'm swedish and I don't have a fucking clue what he's saying

[SweKryptonite]

@daviscampbello då lyssnar du jävligt dåligt eller bara vill han en toppkommentar:) Han säger att han ska koka kaffe, få sockerchock, rosta bröd med marmelad, få lite fibrer på morronen och dricka sitt kaffe.

[Allaisverige1]

haha im so glad im a swede :O

[AusKNightmare]

Niclas Lundberg is Dovahkiin!!!

[MrCooljeppe]

thats not how swedish are at all. if he was swedish, he would have have used to cucumber to something else!

[Austronight]

This is how real men do it.

[TheMadGameDude]

"Regular Ordinary VIKING Meal Time"

[RedneckYachtClubber]

How the hell did these crazy Swedes know I eat breakfast like this!

[0shizznes0]

hahahahaah !"!!!!!!

[flipix69]

The Best !!!!

[Seafarerpwns]

Orcs do it better.

[AdemaLevel]

NORD COOKING

[59muRL]

Poor camera guy ;D

[cocoman290]

jajajaja 2:02

[SinDawg030]

So if anyone was to ever invade Sweden, word of advice. Attack at night when their Mayo induced berserker rage is weakened. Unless they start feeding it straight into their bloodstreams with drips or implanted injectors or something. Shit, now I just  gave them tactical advice on how to deal with their one weakness! Now the Swedes shall conquer the Earth! Wait a minute, whats that noise from ou-

"RAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!! HACKA BRITTISKA!!!!" *sounds of dismemberment and screaming as I am dragged away*

[FistoTheSexboticus]

@SinDawg030 Sweden is being fucking invaded already, and they are winning.

[SinDawg030]

@FistoTheSexboticus Who is invading Sweden? Why hasn't the Chef (Niclas) gone to town on them yet?

[Bocchetti]

@SinDawg030 I think he means by the middle eastern immigrants which sadly they are invading here in america too =0

[waern7]

In their time there was... Mayoo

[ManInt71]

My mom is worse...

[ultimatefire0909]

A REAL LIVE DOVAHKIIN!!!!!,SHIT!!!!!

[LuneZGaming]

Nästa gång....behöver vi en ny assistent!

[IsmaWhiteShady]

hahaha PORN ENDING!

[alexxdeadly]

Hmmm..so his power DOES come from the mayonnaise...

[TheBancho22]

I liked the part where he trashed his kitchen.

[rokar0la]

IDIOT !!!!!!!



[FunZogga]

Geiler Typ XDD

[YULANKACAK]

awesome dude!



[terminister]

Hahaha... Ikea...

[silverdaggerfan]

press 9 and close your eyes 0_0

[Zenagaserpent]

After watching these videos, I understand why I eat everything with mayo. (I'm half-American, half-Swedish.)

[raven5698]

Who gets to clean up?

[anaxjokker]

:O =))))))))))))))

[MrMexicansamurai]

Milk boarding.... When water boarding just won't do. 2:25

[XxBLACKMxX]

You are crazy??

Of course dislike

[peakclimax]

แม่งกาแฟยิ่งน้อยๆอยู่แล้วมุงเท­ใส่แก้วกุว่าไม่ได้กิน  - -"

[Leopoweriblast]

i am thai and i understand this shit languagew.

[Vidrain666]

can someone start to make english subtitles for that? :P

[QwertySkill]

1:22

LMAO

[magnacorza]

its fine when you are eating like this it reminds you primal things but afterwards?(cleaning up)

[fghghgfhghgful]

faan



[Beargryllsinskyrim]

2:22 im not gonna even ask

[dafnebba]

Yeah, I would totally marry you

[MrLawbringer5101]

I was just about to leave home for the GYM when suddenly i came over these videos. I stayed home and watched all the videos. Cant say i regret it because now i have a six-pack from laughing my fucking ass off to all these video's... (Almost) true story.

[mgsfan15]

@MrLawbringer5101 I'm sporting a nice 58-pack from watching these videos!

[mrsmart344]

epic meal time is better, but you where very funny

[BmovieBaby]

mad swedish bastard!

[sachamun]

No sure if these dudes are going to get their bond back.

[lukii96]

Marmelaaaad !

[Tlevids]

He is a true son of Skyrim.

[joozoo29]

@Tlevids But..there's one they fear..in their tounge he is Dovakhiin....Lundberg!! *SWEDISH STYLE*

[Repenter101]

@Tlevids He is the son Skyrim deserves, but not the one it needs.

[TheColemanizer]

@Tlevids i get a bluescreen of death that say memory management or something else everytime i play skyrim help plz

[MUTORIALS]

@TheColemanizer Get more memory, around 2 GB.

[TheColemanizer]

@MUTORIALS how do i do that ?

[MUTORIALS]

@TheColemanizer Buy memory from a hardware store, make sure it's the right socket and install it on your PC.

[coolakiIlen007]

undrar vad deras grannar saäger..

[NowhereGirl1997]

Hehe, if you love mayo this much, go marry it XD

[DarthGarz]

You can tell when what he's eating tastes gross because he stops looking angry and puts on a bored poker face.

[ERICJIN707]

@DarthGarz ok captain obvious

[evenmoriful]

1:13 i 1:16 <-- love! :D

[bunnykiller1023]

Whats in that mayo?

[ilikemusic1621]

1:13 WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

[Cippi495]

mayonnaise



[w0t3rdog]

......he.... had cucumber on that crispbread... NOOOooooooooooooo!

[whiskey225]

Subtitles please!



[NiteViking]

This show really needs subtitles.

[nintendcoreXX]

lmao this made me die

[666sensi]

haha fuckin genious :D

[fghghgfhghgful]

å fy faan du är bra på att laga kaffe

[ParanoiddAndroiid]

I find this man exremely attractive, and I would want to hang out with you one day