HealthyAddict's Pussy-Cat

[ReligionInTheBin]

2:48

Quite a big pussy..it also made some strange noises. o_O

[hyperseauton]

I don´t like the atheist community meeting in real life and getting all friendly acquainted and stuff.

In the good ol´ fakesagan, AmazingAtheist days people used to pwn each other. What happened to ye´olde "You are an atheist, as well, isn´t that something, well, I am better than you."

[tooltime9901]

wait, Fakesagen and AA are friends IRL.

[hyperseauton]

yeah, I make an exception there. They also had a period of kind of going up against each other beforehand. Also fakesagan owns a gun and cuts himself for his audience. TAA and fakesagan are already postmodernists in my book and have left childish rationalism.

[bodine1975man]

more cletus van dayumn

[Brotheryas]

Best.....video......ever..... it has CATS!

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

Poor Ashley. First The Peach & Zomgitscriss turn her down and now Peter. She's never going to realise her dream and star in a porno now. :-(

[Gameboygenius]

WOW! That's one good looking pussy!

[TheTerj]

Whatever that is. I want one.

[RustyCyler]

Duck billed ! LOL

[MilitantAtheistAhole]

wtf? this vid was shit

[acledmaiden]

I would love to be inside HealthyAddict's pussy. I'm not speaking metaphorically, I would like to see her Vagina.

[BurntTreeProduct]

That's hot!

[HisManifest]

meow.

[dreadpiratedan]

this video made me laugh because pussy also means vagina as well as cat.

[Trashwolfe]

I duck-billed myself once.

[MiyasmaTube]

It's a well known fact that cats become 190% more interesting when filmed.

[Jason713usmc]

Oooh yea, digging that closeup.

[Gpk76]

3 words, Weirdest Porno Ever

[rockman1969]

2:30 We get to see her really big hairy pussy :D~

[ImmortalMojo]

:O this is the first time i EVER seen a kitty on youtube!

you sir are a great thinker, to combine the new medium we know as the internet with our love for cats!

in one word brilliant!

(btw are you hitting that? the girl, not the kitty)

[AdderallApocalypse]

hey, as long as it's not tickle-pr0n! then it should be fine... ;-P

[mparker18311]

To his credit, it would be awkward as hell to meet up with an atheist youtuber IMO. At least he had the balls to meet up with HealthyAddict. I would be so nervous to meet her, and I'm normally not shy like that. lol

[bongobanjo]

gief p0rn

[UncertainTruth]

this video was uncomfortably awkward

5/5

[MrMRmik]

Ah tooltime, one video and you're pussyflipped.

[Dwaithy]

so fucking awkward and boring

[HakaWog]

FUCK! Mate she was half-joking, how could you not just fuck the shit out of her, you had two cameras at least so would of been perfect. Never say no to those opportunities as you may never get the offer again.

[reddog22000]

Nice pussy!

[pfarabee]

uhm... dude... she suggests making a porno and you laugh it off as a joke? epic fail.

[UncertainTruth]

@pfarabee i wasnt gunna say anything but yea that was a fairly epic failure

[Kazumaster]

Yeah TT you should've just made the porno :)

[rawwqq]

Alot of sexual tension there huh?

[reiseRi]

ahahahahaha tooltime you really suprised me this time.... or not really... first you we're like "uuumm noo ummm yeahhhh umm.. something something... stuff and then cat which jumps the table and real pussycat... funny shit.. :P keep vids coming :)

[IllPropaganda]

Word up, doc!

[onijester56]

YOU'RE A CAT!

[melowar78]

I don't think she was joking about making a porno.

[ethosflux]

@melowar78 Awesome, we need to get the url :)

[JRTET21]

wow she's pretty

[cain825]

that's hot!

[DblOSmith]

1000th view!!!

Porn plz?  kthnx

[Hereticbooks]

Pretty cat!

[nothinbuthax]

AWESOME XD

[ZzDe0]

Can i pet HealthyAddicts pussy?

[peteq1972]

Ahh thats a nice Pussy.....cat :)

[UntitledTheme]

I like this healthytool thing

[Yawb120]

She's obviously into you tooltime, i hope you taken her porn video offer.

[tooltime9901]

there is going to be a big YT atheist orgy in june.

[mma171]

First.

[healthyaddict]

June atheist orgies FTW. :)

[24EvelJustin24]

@tooltime9901

Oh dear god...is Tj (TAA) gonna be involved in this orgy?

[theoriginalSkooby]

You could make a video singing naked while you cut off all of your hair? You know! Like what you said you were planning on doing for DPR's Doctors without borders charity.

[tooltime9901]

you know that was a joke right?

[theoriginalSkooby]

Yes. But how could I miss the opportunity you gave with this video not to take that shot?

[gingergreek]

There are many things you can be certain of in life.

1. Religion is wrong

2. Football (soccer) is the greatest sport in the world

3. The Who are one of the best bands ever

4. No matter your inteligence or personal POV in the world EVERYONE loves a sexual inuendo

5*

[theninjasoulreaper]

@gingergreek

I must disagree with your second statement. The best sport in the world is Ice Hockey.

[gingergreek]

Oh thats it, you crossed the line pal!!!

*throws down gloves and helmet*

[Kazumaster]

GG, as much as I agree with you on everything always, I disagree on your 2nd point! Shame on you! :p

[gingergreek]

Oh thats it

*throws down pants*

Lets do it like men!!

errr wait a sec? :P

[Ravindra9689]

Lol! You know, in your comment, my brain skipped over "lol"...lmao! =] "The way she bluntly said "we could make a porn" made me so hard" ^_^

[SteelHamburger]

Someone should archive the comments of this video and start an Internet Pussy Joke Database.

[tooltime9901]

not that many are actually jokes, but rather people using it as an excuse to use the word pussy in a comment.

[metabog]

Lol, I like how she starts directly by mentioning porn.

[tooltime9901]

I have that effect on women. then they meet me they only have one thing on their mind.

[HonestDiscussioner]

If you really want views you gotta make sure the pussy is wet. Much more . . entertaining.

[HonestDiscussioner]

Whoa whoa wait .. did that say bourbon butter pecan?

mmmm

[tooltime9901]

yeah that was a specialty Ice cream shop

[thatisryan]

Seriously... did you do her?

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

That's one awful gaudy apple.

Kitty's hungry -- feed the kitty!

[ransomdave]

You're friend's right about the cats. This video will definitely catapult you into youtube super-stardom.

[mma171]

You should have gotten Ashley to wear a bikini. "GOD" would be written on one boob..... "JESUS" would be on the other one....and "The HOLY SPIRIT" would be on the crotch.

[mma171]

oh I meant "The Hole-E Ghost"

[Abradrake2]

We needed more pussy on youtube

[CousinoMacul]

Hawt!

[CarbonSuit]

i think she was serious about that porno thing. man up tooltime!

[raptoresque]

suit up!

[Lpoolboy]

That little back-flipping toy was fucking awesome.

Also, during a portion of this vid, tool sounded like theamazingatheist.

[Uxoriouswidow]

Noiced that too, around 2.00.

[TheCakeAintNoLie]

filming that cat will get you more viewers for sure

[kojimapie]

2.36 - 2.38 is the most evil thing iv ever seen

[FreePrometheus]

You could both dress up in thongs and make booty shaker videos. You don't get banned for that on youtube.

[Tobiiie]

HOLY SHIT, ITS DOING BACKFLIPS!!!

[TheAnMish]

oooh! muse playing in the car in the beginning! love that song!

And that is such an adorable cat! :)

[FractalHelix777]

speculum.

[AuntieDiluvian]

speculum :)

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

I had one of them, but I preferred the Commodore 64. ;-)

[DasAmericanAtheist]

Hey pussy does flips?? I'm so stoked to meet her!!

[rationalargument]

Heavy stuff.

Camouflage house - lol.

[Domzdream]

Holy shit! It's a back flipping pussy!

Well look at that...

[IC1101]

You to should get laid.

[tooltime9901]

two*

[ProjectPaladin]

Eating pussy on the floor, yuk... ;-)

[Denamic]

My pussy is just a useless pile of fur.

And although he's very patient and gentle, I doubt he'd much appreciate having things shoved into him.

He is rather large and has sharp claws, so I wouldn't try it.

[thePANDEMlC]

Porn video, I agree. DO IT

[TylerHmm]

i dont think you looked in her eyes once

[tooltime9901]

I must have autism or something cause i dont tent to look people in the eye that much, i find it distracting.

[Ilikenuman]

i know the feeling, im socialble and i like talking to people but when i do, i look around them and look to the sky instead of making eye contact. even in my videos i often avoid looking into the camera for long periods of time

[onotheo]

HealthyAddict's cat is so not healthy!

[onotheo]

The way he calls to the cat is soooo not affectionate!

[tooltime9901]

yeah her pussy likes it rough

[preachingsin]

Me and my friend keep talking about starting up a youtube channel to vent some of our randomness, which is absurd considering how busy we are. If only we were lacking in ideas I think we would be more stable people.

[666HellKnight]

Go and destroy a Church but you have to swear to not kill anyone like just shoot em in the legs like the Terminator.

[metainfinity]

Girlfriend?

[tooltime9901]

no thats Healthyaddict. havent you ever heard of her?

[eequalsfb]

Ashley's pussy comes with a Happy Meal!

[RosieDesire]

Ok ok... we got HealthyAddicts Pussy now film ToolTime's Rooster ;)

[TheAtramentalGhost]

My god, the sexual tension.

[LimitedToPerception]

I thought so exactly. :-D

[DeadCellsPhantom]

Ahahaha!

[DeimosSaturn]

To get a million hits on a video all you need is a cat or dog and a laser pointer...

...or just talk a lot of shit about muslims with an english accent and how DEY TOOK AR JAAABS!!

[alastairguhn]

Or put boobs in the title and thumbnail.

[JOKERSFREAK]

The house was fucking awesome. Also that pussy was HUGE!

[DancingChaos01]

Cute kitty!

[Paxmax]

trying to stifle the laughter eh Tooltime?!?!

[redFISTofEUROPE]

ashley has got a hairy pussy

i've gotta say

XD

[wonderpope]

5* for her pussy

[kelliko70]

Sweet!

I want the wind-up kitty!

[TooTuffShuff]

i bet ashley is a nympho... like the rest of us. lol. she is perverted. but its funny.

[teddyboink]

Peter and the Pussy

[memonk11]

Wow, i had a girlfriend that could do tricks with her pussy too... You know, beg, roll over. Wait.... What were you people thinking? Bunch of fucking pervs.

[garveya1]

FLAGGED! <3

[exacerbatedtaboo]

You can actually post your porn on youporndotcom. I would love to see HealthyAddict naked.

[SpaceAndrew]

Was that a house? I had a hard time telling, it was so well camouflaged.

[6stringedkiller]

@SpaceAndrew

i thought that was a herd of trees

[SpaceAndrew]

Let's see the banks foreclose on a house THEY CAN'T SEE.

Home of the all-American ninja.

Man, that house just made my day.

[ThinkWithYourMind223]

Damn, that was hot.

lol

[x246869]

A clone of my cat, and that says plenty

Cause she's almost twenty.

[mrmyxlptlk]

WTF? it flips!!!

[RyuuMakato42]

The whole intro thing was mildly funny, but I laughed uncontrollably at the back-flipping cat. I know, I'm a simpleton. Don't hate!

[SirPwn4lot]

Lol, you should have accepted the porn request

[Antichryst666]

Just a little tip....try getting the cat to play around or do something cute, it will enhance the presentation and make it less awkward to come up with polite comments afterward. btw....great video! lol

[DeraJa]

ah pussy everywhere

[DarkMatter2525]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,

An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.

Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses

Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,

A singular development of cat communications

That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection

For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.

[DarkMatter2525]

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.

You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.

And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,

It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display

Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array,

And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,

I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[myjizzureye]

Her pussy is massive

[samuelmichaud]

Just make a porno already.

[rhalas]

Hahahaha, froidian view magnets.

[1111mjon]

That cat looks EXACTLY like my cat...if I had a cat.

[michaelscriptor]

KONAWA LAKE MONSTER VIDEO!!!!

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Looks alot like my friends fat-fuck cat. :)

[gos3fraba21]

i know what vid is coming out next

you both will get mass flagged if ya upload it to ytube though...

[no1saphead]

Like the line in leave it to beaver Ward aren't you being a bit hard on the beaver !

[KingHeathen]

I wanted to see the BIG cat do back flips too!

[tobyeo]

Actually, its called YOUPORN not PORNTUBE

[fyphfoko]

your-tube

[rjswolfman]

that cat looks exactly like my cat if it were gray...

[Deagra940]

that was the greatest pussy ever

[nekedemus]

Most read haired pussies are male pussies.

Something with the genes..chromosome thingyes.

[dave28lax]

Bored, huh?

Home made porns are so last decade.

[thequantumflux]

what a chubby pussy ;-p

[Chuloloc]

Awesome. Filming the pussycat.

[BionicDance]

That's a positively beautiful cat.

[miglegtr]

she has a cute pussy

[izovire]

Some pussy's can do tricks!!! cool!

[WhoZeppelinFloyd]

That's some great pussy. :D

[lnstrumentalist]

Hit that shit, Pete!

[0pnMnded]

I like pussy, omnomnomnom!

[lxvlx]

ahhh teenage love.

[tooltime9901]

teenage?! WTF!? I am 25 and she is 23

[LordMalice6d9]

Seems like nowdays 20's are the new teens.

I'm in my 20's and I still feel like a teen.

[SourcesAreEverything]

Should have made the porn.

[tooltime9901]

who said we didn't?

[SourcesAreEverything]

bow chica wow wow :-P

[EternalAlert]

Did you get to touch her pussy or just look at it?

[sssShawnnnn]

First idea was the best!

[SadisticMonkey336]

Peter should have really let that pussy have it

[bma051000]

What's the cat's name?

[tooltime9901]

dont remember

[Mastikator]

Yeah they totally did it.

[kainniak1]

i hope you boned that chick after this vid

[KuntHovind]

I never knew Ashley had such a furry pussy.

[antaresrichard]

Where's Mrs. Slocombe?

;-)

[Nykytyne2]

Why is it so difficult to think of a video to make when you're with another YouTuber? It's going to be especially hard for me now that you've taken the "video about not knowing what to make a video about" idea.

[tooltime9901]

well thats only because TAA stole my blueberry pie video idea

[joshcena33]

Lol

[healthyaddict]

I told you Nyk - we're going to do tickle pr0n.