The Cook Report - Roger Cook

[miko1975guitar]

lol. Whats are you guys doing with all this hooky gear eh? Brilliant, used to love this show.

[cozener1]

This is the sort of reporting that pussy Danny Dyer should have been doing instead of kissing the ass of gangester wannabes!

[LOYALISTMUSIC1]

Whatever happened Roger Cook?

[virtue08mofo]

fucking grass,scumbag.

[redderfox]

Hookie goods lol

[gava4]

@redderfox ...he who dares WINS lol!!!

[spackwit]

You ya gypsy 

[astrocomera]

Cook youra twunt-you want hanging upside down and drawing.

[karatebuff]

"BENT GEAR"

[Jexington80]

Oh the words that used to make Britain's ruthless criminals shudder in the 80's and 90's - "You know who I am, I'm Roger Cook from Central Television" You know you were dun for. I loved how the pikey called Roger a Pikey!! Roger couldn't help but chuckle!!

[LadyHarrington2k]

@Jexington80 Hahaha! So true!

[thelazycomic]

Well, I'm glad to see that we here, in the Untied States, don't have the market cornered for slime-balls.

[MonkeyHunch]

haha just remembered this guy ))

[ourobourous2000]

He`s Roger Cook from Central Television.

A one man crusade against the pikey scum!!

[MrStanleypark]

Roger dismisses the irish gargoyle with a chortle and who are you to send the gargoyle packing

[TheToddy30]

Hi there, please can you upload the link again for the download?

[TheGasMaskGuy]

I have never seen a video with absolutely 0 dislikes.

[scattyballs]

this man was the best ever ..he add balls im la hahaha is he still alive

[RonSkem]

Dont mess with the Irish.

[zark212]

Roger Cook is Chuck Norrise's brother.

[innit27]

i love it how he laughs at the midget midddle aged balding paddy with the big threats

[MrIaNc41]

Full episodes at ftvdb.bfi.org.uk/sift/series/6­511 £35 annual subscription

[dave2806]

shoot the pikey scum .

[happyuk06]

Roger Cook has guts and is a proper investigative journalist. Just as well he is a big bloke though!

[tonymontana1974]

Love roger cook he kicked ass now all you have is that gay italian guy and that other fag on rogue traders.

[johnmcluskey]

@helloitsonlyme Even though I liked this show years back and did like Roger Cook, I totally understand your point mate. These guys aren't really doing anything wrong selling some counterfeit gear and probably trading it off in some market. What about the actual designer companies that employ kids in the far east and pay them a few pence a day. Roger Cook never exposed the global companies who are the real criminals. If he did, he would have been dead years ago..

[kikque]

@johnmcluskey Have a look at the episode where he took on a US pharmaceutical company that produced HIV infected medication for haemophiliacs (it's on y'tube somewhere). I prefered Cook attacking bastards like that than people like this, although these fellas are a little foul-mouthed :)

[pumpy666]

that irish man seemed very friendly they should of let him go and  only got the bold one in trouble

[alanheath2]

What counterfeit goods were these?

Surely the whole point is to provoke a fight because this is what the viewers want.

[biglad234]

Cook has some balls . He made the best shows

[rizlawhizz]

nah not many vids of him out there 1 off sorry guys been looking nufin yet

[Hurricainlamp]

Fantastic Roger, wonderful, wonderful, Martin P

[mylespres]

anybody know where u can get hold of any of the cook reports eg hotdog wars ect

[hairyarsewelder]

listen here rizlawhizz you fucking thick cunt-what the fuck do you know about ireland or irish people,those blokes might be thieving cunts but they are NOT gypsies they are from the six counties-get it right you dope smoking arsehole!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smokemybighairy]

Cook said "you have been buying hookie goods supplied by us". Anyway, as far as i am concerned they were were dirty gypo paddy scum even if they were set up for the tv program. I fucking hate gypos and so should you.

[hawksrl]

lol what are you guys doing with all this hookie gear ay? pmsl

[forks74]

I have been trying for years to find the cook report on ecstacy cos I'm on it lol. It was on in 92 can anyone help me?

[1972oldskool]

@forks74

I have the Cook Report episode about Ecstacy on VHS. I am in the process of uploading all my old VHS to my new channel. I will let you know when it is up.

[hgvneil]

im after that one too,the one at the mythology rave,let us know mate,cheers.

[1972oldskool]

@hgvneil

I have uploaded the Cook Report about Ecstacy to my channel. Fell free to check it out

[hgvneil]

Nice one mate,just seen it,some great quotes in there.

Thanks again.

[davhall500]

there from the north, not gypos.

[VooDooU22X]

Harry for King ... God Bless King Harry ... The Crown took your heart and soul .

Get it back , the people are with YOU .

God Bless Diana ,

King Harry the soldier , knows the working mans heart . like your mother said . " NWO . no more killing or CULLING of the innocent .

[macaroonlee]

I dont think they were gypos, they sound like northern ireland scumbag criminals. Check out the little guy with the diagonal eyebrows!! WTF?

[ninemen123]

He was threatened by better than them lol

[masterkushXan]

the from the north of ireland know them

[fghcdd]

the guy is a legend, is he still around?

[666redler]

@fghcdd Yeah he came into my works today to buy a vw camper van. I had forgotten about the cook report until today which made me come home and find it on you tube.

[sarah19766]

LOL Cook is ace, look at that twat little man sindrome lol

[theworldvideos1]

What a legend roger cook is !!!

[nomisdaboss]

Is it me or does Mr Campbell look like Lurch from the adams family haha

[seonidh]

I think these Campbell travellers must have some scottish in them but I'm not sure if they're protestant or not. I don't know if irish travellers north or south mix due to most in the south being Catholic or if thats a problem for them? They could be Catholic as Jerry Adams by logic must have Scottish genes as the name Adams is Scottish. So the Campbells could be Catholic. Still I have never met a northern Irish traveller, saw some southern ones on youtube and they speak really fast.

[Triplesod]

I always couldn't stand Roger Cook. Really disliked him. It's his smug, holier than thou approach to everything. He was most popular while I was in school and being the stupid little "rebel" that I was, he used to really wind me up, as he reminded me of the "grasses" and "tell-tales" you'd get at school. I used to imagine him in a school class, sticking his hand up, "sir!! SIR!! Kevin's just drawn a rude picture in his graph book, sir!"

That said though, the guy had some fucking balls on him!

[Triplesod]

He used to get the shit kicked out of him at least half a dozen times a series. I mean, check this one out, Pikeys (anyone think "Pikey" is a derogatory term? I don't mean it to be, so please excuse my ignorance if it is), notoriously aggressive and hard as fuck. They are brought up as fighters and fight bare knuckle contests from an early age. they are known to throw punches with little provocation, yet he still gets right in there! Incidentally, I love the Pikey accent! As they say in "Snatch"

[Triplesod]

"It's not English and it's not Irish", it's some weird mix of regional Eng and Irish. I think it's pretty amazing but proof of their insular culture that the Irishness remains in their accents, I know a few gypsies and the family hasn't even seen Ireland in 200 years, yet the accent, as morphed as it is, remains.

Anyone heard Bartley Gorman? "King of the Gypsies", World Bare Knuckle champ. He had the maddest accent, a weird East mids thing that Paddy Considine based character Morell's voice on.

[AbI8PNCrYsTaL]

hooky gear lol xx

[boogerbenson]

Ha ha! Nice ! Rog!

whoops - didn't you know you're not supposed to say anything to gypos though coz they're all rock hard???

not a gay 1 or a soft 1 amongst them! ha ha yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lloydboy4671]

Where is he now, hiding in a big forest

[goldyn12345]

aint there contracts out on him?

[cameronsteele1]

mon the Cook!!!!

[wasimriaz]

timothy dalton gets exposed

[sethmtut]

haha bent gear

[WhiteKnight402]

the guy had balls - a lot of respect for him.

[stef1652]

@WhiteKnight402 lol i was just going to say the same thing, him was a brave man made great tv too

[kookes100]

@WhiteKnight402 so did ur mother ha ha ha lol

[MrBumpa]

my cousin hit him on tv!

[Triplesod]

Well, if that's true then don't you think you should tell us more about it? It's a bit smug just leaving that out, hoping for people to bite. Some will think you're after attention, mate.

By the look of the 5 thumbs down, I don't think people believe you. I have no reason not to believe you, so I'd like to hear the story mate, please.

[Kousaburo]

Roger Cook had to stop doing this show as he made too many enemies in the underworld.

[cas249]

dose any one have the cook report versus martin mcguinness

[squeak1313]

as a man once said work smarter not harder lol

[rhiannos25]

Come back Roger! He was awesome!

[mikefranky]

@rhiannos25 Yeah he truly was the guy had balls of steel!

[vonrikety]

roger should of chind that baldy little cunt

[mrchoochoohead]

that guy had a sloping face fucking hilarious

[vonrikety]

theiving dirty pikey scum

[MADFERRITRKID]

Fagin!

[delarcehole]

has any one got the episode wher he busts the blokes importing E from holland, some bits were filmed in raves, some bird onabout special k in the toilets an all., if anyone knows a link or anythin about it please reply.

[Hurricainlamp]

i WISH HE WOULD COME BACK ON THE SCREEN, HER IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST !!! cHEERS ROGER

[happymana]

Especially the Irish gypo tramps.

[bsaccounta]

Roger Cook did the voice for Roger Mellie.

[bronxrip25]

WHO.S THE WEE HOMO

[SDuff85]

I want some Hooky gear!

[1965CAPTKIRK]

roger cook was the best i always like the look on the crim scums faces when they are caught!

[happymana]

Me too seeing these scumbags who never serve their country, just leeching off ill gotten gains. Crims are the scum of the earth.

[frankhardy123]

Only socialist/communist/facist cunts and not forgoting the idiot soldiers with iq's of 100 or below serve their country. Intelligent people realise that they are individuals and that life is short so they live their lives for themselves. i say fair play to the crims. Machiavellianism rules.

[happymana]

You must be a crim lover or a Snitch. I think you're both.

[billyneemates]

you are a fukwit son

[kittenbot]

lol

"and not not forgotting"

"iq's"

Nice job on looking like a moron while saying other people have low IQs. You probably googled how to spell machiavellianism. Chimp.

[porgies999]

mug

[Triplesod]

So what if he did Google it to spell it?! Are people stupid for using a dictionary or thesaurus??

If he did Google it then good on him for wanting to get it right, instead of taking a guess at it.

Otherwise, you're completely splitting hairs!

Firstly, there's nothing wrong with pluralising "Intelligence Quotient", unless you are picking it up for the lack of caps, which would be pretty sad if so.

And repeating the word "not"! Ohh no!!! A mistype! He's certainly proved himself cretinous, eh?

[Triplesod]

Anyway, although I think you are being completely over zealous to pick him up on those half mistakes, I do think his post was pretty stupid, especially as he obviously has no idea the philosophy behind Socialism. Unless he thinks Socialism is the same as Nazism (National Socialism), which really would be stupid!

[Triplesod]

I don't think you really understand the philosophy of Socialism there, do you mate?

[mikeyb3693]

The cook report was a scam a set up by the programme makers, it all came out in the press, thats why he dissapeared so suddenly.

[Triplesod]

Stop inventing stupid scenarios, Mikey!

[livingjoi]

PIKEY

[englishjames007]

I'd twat the little gypo cunt.....with pleasure

[englishjames007]

haha...... he's a legend

[Freakster1970]

Roger cook would have a job getting through the pearly gates ;) Always loved it when he got a good kicking at the end ! Having said all that someones got to do it.

WD Cookie)

[HouseOldSkoolRaver]

His dvd has just come out with the top 10 crooks!

[jmcg95]

roger cook was very lucky id say as you just dont know who that campell bloke was involved with especially if this was N Ireland.

[stuart38]

this man was a fucking hero.his work was unbelievably dangerous,yet he lasted years.amazing stuff.

[jontycampbell]

@stuart38 You don't see his minders behind the cameras in case anything goes wrong.

[MegaDeeman]

@jontycampbell r u related to them m8 haha

[SparkRjustme]

Excellent,Roger is a fantastic person, from a true friend !MP

[andrew1984uk]

What did he catch you doing?

[Gordonzo17]

God i used to love this programme. Back when TV was good

[mellowNdark]

ITV is a shambles!!! CHAV TV now.

[goldyn12345]

im surprised cook didnt have a contract put out on him,he upset a lot of heavy villians

[planetyes]

He's had loads of contracts put out on him.

[Triplesod]

I reckon when they killed Jill Dando, they were actually after Cook.

Easy mistake to make.

[goldyn12345]

he pissed off some premier league criminals thats for sure

[col06]

haha too right

[stuttsy83]

Does any one please have the Original Cook Report titles with the Central Television logo at the start and that top music to boot

[sexiigypsybitch]

LISON IM A GYPSY GIRL N PROUD !!!!!!

[martinpotts]

ha ha pavvvyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;p

[Triplesod]

Erm... so?!

Who gives a fuck?

Hey! Everyone pay attention to me!!! LOOK AT ME!! OK, I just wanted to say, I'm a brown haired lad AND PROUD!!

Stop fucking attention seeking, no one gives a donkeys dick what you are. Right, we know you're a Gypsy now, we also know you're a fucking idiot, an attention seeker, obnoxious big mouth and mindless cretin. Hope you're proud of that!

And, you spelt "listen" wrong, you fucking imbecile!

(not that we can listen to your fucking typing anyway!)

Fuck me!

[DW01]

ANYONE know whwer i can get copies/originals of The Cook Report? I've tried everywhere i can think of. HELP!!

[Triplesod]

Get in touch with those Gypsies in the vid, they'll be able to get you sorted!

[dellahoyasmc]

STOP THE FUR FARMS!!! stop dogs & cats getin skinned alive or boiled alive

[markrskinner]

Diddys.

[wiggum79uk]

does anyone have a clip of the cook report's opening sequence - where he knocks on the door and that awesome music starts? It's such a classic theme tune.

[stuttsy83]

Roger Cook ROCKS we need more of the Cook Report on youtube Hes Roger Cook from Central Television!and he rumbed a couple of irish Del Boys !!!

[cocklemidget]

PMSL best bit is when the little bloke calls cook a gypsy.

[UKNightClubber]

Is Cook a Nazi.. I thought he was!

[rizlawhizz]

never trust an irish man, there pinch ur teeth and come back for your gums.

[risteard01]

I think history shows that 'pinching' other people's stuff is an English disease. that norn Irish geezer is some Protestant Scotsman, his name is Capmbell. The English got the Scots to do their dirty work for them...

[Triplesod]

I think you're right, Risteard!

It's funny how you get smug gits like Rizla, who think they are all high and mighty, looking down on entire nations within the British Isles, as though they, through the simple fact of being English, are somehow better and morally superior, when, as you say, us English walzed in, taking their land and forcing them to area poor for farming. 1846 English happy in their castles, native Irish lose half their population to death and migration.

[Triplesod]

That's not even mentioning the Highland Clearance or Bodiiwyn!

I find that English obnoxious smugness so fucking sickening! Of every region in the British Isles, we English really have no right at all to look down on others. It's dispicable!

Apologies for the badly written posts. It's quarter past 5, I need my kip!

[20PhantoM07]

LOL

[travelphotographer]

rizla) When you measure against what the English robbed in Ireland there is no comparison. These lads above are not Irish Gypsies.

[Hamish987776]

These people are not Irish Gypsies / tinkers. They are Northern Irish.

[soulcru5h]

he's very brave confronting these gyppo scumbags, they'd kill for a used washing machine lol

if those cameras hadn't been there he'd be tarmacced in someone's drive

[blanchboy82]

Not everyone with an irish accent is a gypsy you stupid fucks....

[soulcru5h]

most of them are though, lets face it

especially if they're driving a white transit van

[Triplesod]

Soulcru5h. Don't be such a boring, unwitty bastard, eh mate?

[Triplesod]

Fuck them mate. You know that YT is a honey pot to the terminally cretinous!

I assure you no one thinks like that in UK about the Irish. We know many of you still hate us and we still feel guilt for 1844-46 and that fucking scumbag Cromwell but there's no people or nation we love more that Eire and the Irish! Especially here in the North West of England, as so many of us are of Irish blood anyway and we have always had solidarity with the Irish, supporting United Ireland justic for the 27 etc.

[storeretts]

gypsy scumbags

[andrew1984uk]

"I'm not going to go to heaven, but you'll probably go the other way".

That line did it for me.

[1953pops]

scum bastards just stay in inn caused mayhem then demanded money back fucking scum long live mr martin he knew what to do

[stuttsy83]

ill never forget that well known catchphase on the cook report "Im Roger Cook from Central Television. you've bought hooky gear."

[seonidh]

These people are Irish right?

[Triplesod]

Dunno, Seonidh. Someone suggested that they were Irish Travellers, which makes them technically British, as many of the travelling community haven't seen Ireland in 200+ years and many don't class themselves as Irish (although many do class themselves Irish and many don't class themselves as being either British or Irish).

I take it you're from Norn Iron, Seonidh? I love that name, how would you pronounce it? Is the DH pronouced like a v or ph? Is it a real name? Cheers.

[seonidh]

@Triplesod hi mate actually I live in the Highlands of scotland and Im not Irish. Seonidh pronunced SHO-NEE is a corruption of the Scottish gaelic name Shonaidh which is Johnny. Seonidh unknown to me when I mis-spelled the name means sorcerey or druidism in Scottish Gaelic. I have to admit about the whole Irish traveller thing they have been in Britain for a long time I dont know if they've been here as long as the Romani gypsies.They can fight though very well even the women.

[allways28]

i want some hookey gear :(

[ThirdDegreeWitch]

the only good pykie is a dead one

[nalydennud]

cooks on countdown at the moment..

[massiah22002]

upload more "Hooky Roger Cook" vids pls

[rogerzilla]

I love it when the pikey guy calls Roger Cook a ****ing gypsy.

[squiz18]

who are you

[cutterschoicenotmine]

i want shitty dvds that are in polish and cds that have the last 10 tracks missing. I love giving all my money to these irish and keeping their caravans rolling.

[Triplesod]

When you get taken for a ride by some English wideboy, do you go round telling anyone that will listen that you hate getting grafted by these English?

Or is it only when Irish are involved that you believe it worth adding their country as though it's a national trait? And don't give me any boring shite that "it is! Hurr", we both know that Ireland's crime rate is absolutely tiny compared to Britain's. Don't tell me... UK has some of the highest crime rates in the World cause of... the Irish!??

[SHITBAGS69]

LOL, look at the way the gypos have driven intot he iddle of NOWHERE to do their bent deal

LOL, imagine how suprised they must have been to see cook leap out the bushes at them LOLOLOL

[Drugsofthefuture]

Fucking roger cook. leave those guys alone. I like cheap tax free goods.

[steveo1622]

Good dags. D'ya like dags?

[ROBBO1978OVBLYTH]

He didnt give a fuck that Roger cook like did he.

[nimminaomi]

roger cook! hows he sleep at night?

hes scared ov no !

[hellooldchap]

Fantastic- go whoop them Roger!

[poolfarm2]

these lads save me a fortune.

[djgaryt123]

what are you guys doing with all this hookie gear?

[feartheturnip]

roger cook from central television is the man, I remember him twatting some child pornographers in Amsterdam, gold bless him & all who sail in him :-)

[Triplesod]

Eh? Cook hit a nonce? Peter Cook himself actually punched someone? Ha! I wish I could have seen that! And it was a nonce he smacked??! Ohhh I HAVE to watch that!!:-)

[Moosakala30]

'What are you guys doing with all this hooky gear, eh?'

Love it.

[kingston0708]

typical celtic fans

[ilovekevinsacre]

does anyone have the roger cook gladiators drugs programme i pay any proper price

[padjomagajo]

Fuckin'ell it's Ted Maul off Brass Eye

[Triplesod]

It's not cool to be weird!!

[ealingcalling]

haha .. i fucking hate pikies too .... but oilll foight for a caravan ... its for me maaa

[yellowsamuel]

This is the most profane opening line in Television history (from little baby Campbell). Once again Roger Cook stops evil in it tracks with his mighty sword of justice.

PS. They are not Gippos, a gippo would never call someone a gypsie with such vehemency.

Cook on the other is a Gypsie, and a time traveller.

[Triplesod]

And apparently he has a bun in the oven.

[Emlyn18]

funny shit that

[TaliBrand]

i fucking hate pikies..