How To Impress a Girl

[ThickHeadProductions]

If you take the lyrics of that song and add a little bit of imagination, he sounds like he's having an orgasm.

[LiefyTree]

You could also tell which of these commenters are below the age of 11. Freakin kids with their lack of... Maturity... And vocabulary... And voice deepness. With recess... And lack of pubic hair.

[LiefyTree]

He looks like a mix of Zack Efron and Justin Bieber...

[stealthydude50]

Or instead of stupid shit like him... Just be your self!!!!!! That's why my girlfriend loves me.

[crazyanimegrl1]

I actually think awkward guys are cute... lol

[DigitalFears]

u suck at singing

[xhokeypokey]

The song was funny.

[PepSiLiciousLOL]

Okay we girls arn't THAT bad and...ur cute but........u creep me out!

[TJredlum]

Oh my god are us girls really that complicated...

All we wan't is a sensitive guy that is always honest with us and a guy that can protect us that is all, and by protecting i mean a guy that can verbally stick up for us not fight and be a dick.

[BieberChanceSimpsonX]

Yes I have been rubbing pork on myself. XD

[cod4lifecuzz]

dont fuckin sing again pleeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz

[CSwizzleandSSweezy]

Am I the only one that can hear the sarcasm? C'mon guys..

[whereepurpleereignss]

lessthanperfect01.weebly.com

[emwinslimshady]

u look like justin bieber wow wht a gay 

[emwinslimshady]

u must learn hw u talk

[CharleyMacDonald]

Dude you are FIT and ace XD

[SHAWNGALEADROCK]

ooooo yaaa oo o o o oooooo loooool

[LaurasaurOMG]

-__- I knew that was why guys carried guitars around school... I KNEW IT!

[gage446]

sex!?!?! YOUR ONE DUSH BAG

[CSwizzleandSSweezy]

@gage446 If you're going to insult someone, spell it right. It's douche bag, I am not being mean. Just saying.

[lizzardman26]

KNOB

[cookiemainiac]

Ok I'm a girl and that's not going to impress me

[kandikidXxX]

1. im impressed.

2. ur hairs already good. u dont need to look in a mirror,

3.yes, i wear thigh high socks. :3

4.yes, i do want to have sex.

[loweeeable]

lol... stupid but funny :)

[HappyBombFilms]

Eyez

[robiscool09]

do you wear socks?

[MoonandTwilight1]

I didn't know making a song that sounds like you're getting fucked will impress a girl but I'm sure my brother will try it. Haha awesome /hilarious video...!

[ElchinMendes]

2:00 to 2:50

uhhhhhh!!! parts are awesome xD

[lolisbol]

Lol what the fuck

[xFalleNxDeviL]

lmao you haz skills!

[justin229564]

i want to fuck u.i'm gay

[isjw1979]

ooooooh you forgot to hide your Un-LCD TV

[jmtrock1998]

I lov trace jerk

[xbox360pro123]

dude you sound like ur taking it anal style when u sing ur song oh or ur taking a shit but video was cool hahahaja

[hydzz09]

ur a nutter, luv it tho.lol.x

[Elasic]

Just having an accent is pretty impressive xD

[TomKaulitzIsMyBabeX]

ahaha you're a legend! and you're cute.. :D

[KeiraaTilsleyy]

hahaaa, you are funny mateee... your humor is the same as mine lol x) x

[fieldex]

Would u like a side of epic with that fail

[ItsBonnieDude]

God I Miss Dan :(

[savetheblah]

you have pretty eves:)

[iluvhawtsk8erguys]

i love you soooooooooooooo much uggh i wanna fuck you so badd!!!

[alexiarules122]

your cute

[whothefuckispete]

EPIC PHAIL

[KawaiPandaX3]

I LOVE YOU O_O

[BegarnasNatt]

YOU GET A MESSAGE ON SKYPE AT 4:23 :o

[simulation17]

no offence

[simulation17]

what the #$%*??

THATS NEVER GOING TO WORK ON THE GIRL i LIKE

besides your singing sounds like your CONSTIPATED

[aussieblackhawk123]

SEX whoa whoa dude....

[xAyameHimeX]

lol =]

[squirrel00face]

DOWNLOAD 2008 WOO. i have that wristband on my very wrist.

[doyoulikeme00000]

You could ahhh.Roast a egg

[almostriderkid]

people were jizzing in the milkshakes LOL!!!

[stereocurls]

you have jeager miester on your shelf!

ACE!

[emeryishere]

do you want to ave segz lol wut?

[amelia2481]

i would by your album ; )

[KTAproductions]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFL. :D <3

[windle1993]

do u wer sox coz a wer sox?

[Snotlingfondler]

i killed a m... oh no i didnt kill a man once thats a lie

lmao

[kkelsx33]

you are a talented and sexy musician

[sami2503]

That song was actually quite catchy lol

[LittleMissMelancholy]

a goat orphanage? win.

looking forward to the squirrel video :P

[jasminelennox]

LOLOLOL 'muff diving'

[xamberbabieex]

3:39*

[xamberbabieex]

3:40 hahah they way you say "shake" :)

[jesherka]

that was smooth

[Shmalibby]

Wow "jodeliish" is a right Priickk...

[iforgotmyonlinename]

LOL dan i love you.

[IckleBefny]

I'm impressed... :P

x

[wmcelhatton]

god damn, i wish this had been sooner, i FAILED every time cos i couldn't jump this skillz gap

[jodeliish]

your a dick, and u need to go and die

[Dan2Shambles]

NO I DONT.

my purpose in life is to upset you

[jodeliish]

well sorry but u failed, u havnt upset me in anyway, you just proved to me what a complete idiot you are, ur disrespectful to girls and i hate you

[Dan2Shambles]

oh, I thought I was doing it right?

[jodeliish]

soory to disapoint you

[LittleMissMelancholy]

the whole point was to be disrespectful to girls, it was joking. =\

[thethreefour]

haha ! "Who roasts eggs?" lol

[LydieBean]

LOLOLOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[Misofight]

AW 2:18 daaan :3 <3

[epsilon8entity]

Damn them for jizzing in the milkshakes.. you could be a millionaire!

Brilliant.

[sxckuku]

Goat Orphanage

lol

[itaylar69]

ha...i think conor should make a new video.

[liahnarawr]

tracecyrusisahorse.

[Scythe137]

Hair dyed?

[peesemould]

I always rub pork on myself. Sometimes beef. Bit of horseradish on my nipples or apple sauce. Depends on which meat, obviously.

[hollydolly06]

Hahaha. ahh i always point out awkwardness, its not a good idea.

[mikeythevegan]

i like YOUR eyes ;D

"turns out the people who were making it, were jizzing in the milkshakes"

"stop talking about it...FUCK!!"

[hannah12290]

hah "i like your face stubble..no! your eyes." "um do you want to have sex?"

[mitchhewer1]

lol i actually loved this :) <3

[thinkthegirlsgonemad]

excellent.

awkward silences should always be filled with randomness :)

[xAyameHimeX]

Lol 'do you wear socks?' =]

[xoxKarienxox]

"MUFF DIVING!?" how lovely..

[mcrgirls]

That song is well boss. I am indeed wooed.

:O

[creationsofcourtney]

Me. Girl

Me. Impressed

:D

[itiselizabeth]

I am a girl and I am impressed.

[Meglyer]

I got dat  boom pow that farmerr stole my cow !! hahahaa love it

[GirlScoutGaBi]

"Your eyes...they're good" haha

All of it was "haha"; I can only imagine how "haha" it could have been if u actually had tried a little while making this.

Soo...the no forehead is the reason ur eyes are so big?!

[RobbClifton]

fix the mic please???

[MjsRoxs]

hahaha.

I love the ending(:

[clinkedylinkedy1]

hahahaha your poor nan,

[janellemeghanx]

He's right, yaknow, guitars = insta-sex.

[Amycakes1]

SHOIK IT DAAAAN

[LaRApparition]

you dyed your hair??

[lowd10000]

rofl goat orphanage... wtf?

This is one of my fav videos at the moment XD

[crabstickz]

You were kidding when you were BS'ing about this not being funny. This was great you douche. "who roasts and egg? UUUGGGHHHHHhhhHHH"

[Ohmygarters]

But pork is the smell of future sexy time? :'(

[jamesheart24]

hhaha this is wellll good, i liked the restaurant bit the best :D

[evolutionofdan]

yay your back :) liking the hair mate

[bagOmagic]

i smell pork sword

[xforgetmenotsx]

lol amazing song :D

it would impress me :P

[clashloverben]

Hahaha This is one of my favorite wehazskillz videos. The conversation bit was hilarious

[TubOfCereal]

i was gunna by tht shirt today aha :)

[Ape65]

Funny.

[imzUnicorn]

All of those things were indeed very impressive to me.

[Dan2Shambles]

THE FOREHEAD DOES NOT EXIST.

[DontWannaBeAMushroom]

I wear socks :) hahaa x

[proudveggie]

I swear, how could you fail to get a girl after that beautiful rendition of 'Shake It'?

Awesome video as always...don't know why you were complaining about it so much

=D

[PulpTrinity]

'Stop talking about it fu..'

Man, you've got 10x funnier :)

[xokate78]

your gorgeous(: and so funny ahhh! ♥

[ManOfManyTalentz]

lovin the jaga on the shelf!

[matilda901]

The ultimate chatup line "Do you wear socks?"

I practically jumped at the screen with sexual frustration when I heard that line......

I mean what?!

[SonicPritstick]

strum one out xD <3

[tinybrianna]

LMFAO Great video!

[wehazskillz]

tanny brianus

[daisylmao]

this is the best one yet

i was laughing out loud LOL

[DomCanVlog]

Stop pretending this is shit when it's actually hilarious :P

[AllowMeToPresent]

Pork?!?!?! It's chicken actually

[zigzagem92]

have you dies your hair? it looks good :]

[pixonu]

I thought I had sufficiently masked the pork with lynx

[kelseyB00M]

lmfao loved it <3

[ZOMGitzzKATIE]

DANIEL! :D

[xxLeannePx15xx]

Brilliant! " i killed a ma. . no i didnt thats a lie"  haha <3

[AlexBlogs]

That song was sexy.

[simonisCRUNK]

Dan2Scrambled

[srr3w]

oh, dan. iloveyou.

[SanDa2006x]

haha, love it! :D

[simonisCRUNK]

HAHA STRUM ONE OUT. unintentional innuendo ftw