The Hamster Paradox

[ebayriver]

didn't hear anything after the hot girl with tights. 

[Youlyingsob]

0:41 - 0:46

[aaronrettig]

It's DAVE!!!

[szivalj]

'Please Leave a Comment'? Ok.... THIS FUCKING SUCKED

[AceAttorneyNero]

Dear God, this is depressing. I'm gonna go flip a table now.

[Pyramidsong420]

I only clicked this video link because I saw boobs/dirty pillows/twin cannons.

[Rachman1337]

Jeff Goldblum is my favorite god.

[tonybalognamacaroni]

WTFFF THATS THE GUY FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

[Kryptnyt]

I never knew God looked like such a hipster douchebag

[astechhh]

boobs



[piano25]

Thumbs up if you clicked to see boobs

[axsax32837]

So how is this a paradox? It more a series of ironic events.

[tbopne]

ive been to that gym.. its in a hotel!

[GardnerLepp]

This is excellent!

[fayematsuyama]

Hahaha, once I was looking at my dog who was running in circles trying to catch his tail, and I thought: "wow, he really is easily distracted and amused".... Before realizing I had been absentmindedly watching him for like five good minutes, amused...

Love the paradox :D

[drizzt5555]

Yup

[eagleduzt]

LOL.

[IEEEPG]

nice



[IEEEPG]

nice one

[Meshuggin]

heres that comment you wanted

[Brom24]

ARJ BARKER!

[wrellYEA]

That.... was almost funny.

[writtenlike]

interesting thought. don't see why people call this a waste of time.

[TheEvilCouncill]

@writtenlike b/c you're retarded if you didn't already notice.

[writtenlike]

@TheEvilCouncill I see, and you're all bullshit right?

[TheEvilCouncill]

@writtenlike you came for boobs too, shutup.

[writtenlike]

@TheEvilCouncill boobs + the thought.

[MrCheapSk8er]

BEEEWWWWWWBBBSSS!

[japanascope]

Next time you want to make a philosophical point don't put a stunning women in your video.

[argggr4]

how is that a paradox?

[DrJackJeckyl]

That was crap. Cept for the titty bitch.

[iliketoplaydrums77]

I would love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.

[squathacker]

I have no flash and I'm about to download this video. Are there really boobs on this video? thanks

[volokk]

the last thing i wanted to see was a gay God. Also the last sentance doesn't make ANY sense. American crap, as usual.

[djlalo93]

@volokk *god

[TheJollynerd]

@volokk You seem very wise. I wish I could be JUST LIKE YOU but alas, I am an American. :'(

[Professicchio]

Spinning!

[GreenMonkeyOnCrack]

lol

[mathophobia]

So TRUE

And the sad part is we don't realize it

[mathophobia]

Wow so TRUE.

And the sad part is we don't realize it

[Mythra13]

Very funny. I really enjoy science. Your comedy is quite entertaining. LIKED!!!

[cheesitz007]

God damn it, somehow it grew on me and now i like it. Now i have something else to laugh at. I have no one to blame but you. Bloody wizard. Good job.

[RicosDomeTown]

This was like twenty seconds of comedy put into several centuries of video.

[cheesitz007]

You realized something the rest of the population already accepted and got over. Genius.

[MillerFamily3911]

Happy to know the truth! Thanks!

[MrIcePho3nix]

Was anyone else waiting for the Earth to stop moving and take a drink from a giant water bottle?

[lcarlesso]

Lost 2 minutes of my life..



[JoshandTrayc]

@lcarlesso It was actually 1:24...

[JoshandTrayc]

@JoshandTrayc Unless, of Course. you Played Back :30-:47 Multiple Times...

[candylovesharlock]

Love it!!

:)

[Funkroza]

boobs broke my attention

[SammyWinters442]

' that's right your my favvorite. '

LOL

[DjZephy]

Once the busty woman came on I couldn't pay attention anymore.

[AKATheTitan]

How stupid do you have to be to run in circles and go nowhere? *runs on treadmill*

[joshrobertcassey]

i am not on a rock i am on a surfboard going through the galaxy

[planetrockford]

I liked that, the woman in the gym clothing was a real bonus too.

[CookieswithChocoMilk]

Not really funny. :)

[ruastar]

Kinda lame

[solnegrolunaroja]

I have the exact same vision about our species. Tragicomic indeed!

[511Kiev]

So what is the meaning of life. Check out my next video on my favorites By the way check out my sons latest art on my uploads.

[Kanashto]

and the solar system spins around the milky way

[DooDooDooDoo4]

haha, nice stuff.

[eyang7]

Wow..that chick was gorgeous...major hottie there...

[pamew]

Was that Arj Barker playing God? :O

[SAMUELINFANTE]

@pamew Yea just read the description...

[dhanwantri]

@pamew Yeah man that was Arj Barker as God. A pleasant surprise since I have been watching all his videos for the past 2 days. Tim Lee, you got potential but you have to work much harder to get more content and keep working everyday! Hope to see you some day on tour.

[YellowNuh]

press at the right time pause at 0:42 and u got the boobs

[bigboy45454545]

And then religion is assumed to be correct? I say bullshit. You me and everyone has never witnessed the magic sky people. They live only in your active imagination, and a book of ancient magic. These books are wrong in light of what Science say to be true. There's more than one religion and God. Are they all correct?

[RaccooNooB]

Why is it a paradox ?

[ScreamoVocalCover]

not very funny at all.

[mrbadx19]

stop the universe, i wanna get off, i feel dizzy!

[TheMadCheeseGrater]

This comment has been removed due to its having no redeeming social value.

[sumphoo]

You started strong on this piece than it just fizzles. I would love to see more of your of your personal style. Your comedy and observations are clever when they dont pander to gender or social stereotypes. Hmm, I wonder do you edit your own work?

[BaltimaVQ35]

Hahahah that was deeeeeeecent

[wasup23tube]

AHA i got the one of the girl on the phone again

[Capt777harris]

Next time use a real hamster at the end.

[Iffy50]

Time to rehydrate!

[Djcrazy32]

a random day 5 lol ;D

[Kenro200x]

Jeff Goldblum?

[theangrygimp]

The punchline was ok, but thought it would of been funnier if the zoom out was of the universe itself being hamster ball itself. I hate to look to deep into a quick joke, but making life pointless because we are not traveling through space physically, or not evolving fast enough to see before our eyes seems to negate a lot of the struggle it took for humanity and life in general to evolve to where it is today, from millions or more years ago. Still, made me chuckle. :)

[rawrloler]

i find your humor bland but clever

[tctebsrules]

girl is a babe

[Slayerbubu]

Didnt make me laugh.

There is at least a message in this clip, but this isnt enough on its own to make good comedy.

[crystalfaerie]

the girl is hot.

[junkerdunk]

We are going somewhere as is the hamster. Time will always flow and we journey along it regardless as to the apparent futility of our 'hamster wheel'. We all go through the growth process and we all journey towards death and rebirth (or just death if you happen to believe that)

[cannabisbisbisbisbis]

i clicked for bewbs

[voidshadow6]

is this comment a good enough comment?

[WarrenKeingGaw]

This was actually a powerful message kinda shocked me though..

[Jebu911]

I left a comment

[baalisgod666]

Arj is God!

[cracktober]

lol this was funny. and what accent does the girl have? at first i thought brittish, but then I heard an accent on one of the words.. either french or scandinavian, or russian.. either way, nice relation with the hamster hahahah

[509g1]

0:33 :O in a good way LOL :P

[dackattac]

Arj Barker is God! I always suspected!

[drukenhard]

Nice to see intelligent comedy....it's a rare thing these days

[dunn98632]

No wonder I hate life . I have moeny but no girlfriend or I think no girlfriend not sure I guess complicated . I have cars and a house and GOD but I hate this world I guess this is the reason .

[Elendil395]

Hahahahaha:D

[Akaitsuki85]

I'm just gonna leave this comment here. cheers

[AcornMcSquirrlyTV]

I SAW THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE DAMNIT RAWR!

[DSAhmed]

@AcornMcSquirrlyTV He used the technique of putting in a special still frame at the midway point in order for it to show up as the thumbnail. If you pause it at exactly 0:42 seconds, you'll see what I mean.

[MisterAlexUk]

Could have left it after the first 20s.

[Lulzrustypipes]

Did I find a pun and or irony at 1:04? 

[BateYasho]

That was stupid

[manurok1901]

The ultimate paradox is... if pinnochio says "My nose will grow now!" Think about it

[kyleisreallycool]

death is a promise and your life is a fucking lie

[Katantunoro]

It looks like the jesus dude

*Puts on sunglasses*

Already has sunglasses on

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

[eggabeg]

good point, in fact the hamsters are actually happy with it, most of us just complain!

[DeatgMagnet]

@eggabeg Have you asked them if they are happy ?

[eggabeg]

@DeatgMagnet awww fuck off peta

[DeatgMagnet]

@eggabeg peta ? Ummm...ok...i see you are very mature and intelligent. The way you just acted just shows that so well. The point was that you cannot say that the hamsters are happy cause you do not know that. Have you spoken to them ? Did any of them say to you they are happy ? Yeap, they did not. Now im from peta ? Ok...way to go...

[Lulzrustypipes]

@DeatgMagnet

You argue like a pregnant teen.

[DeatgMagnet]

@Lulzrustypipes Lol ? Yeah, thank you too for eee...so mature reply...really, internet turn people into animals as to see.

[Lulzrustypipes]

@DeatgMagnet

>Implying you have a glimpse on what maturity is

>Implying I am 25 when you're pretty much completely mature

>implying you aren't a fucking moron.

Good day, ma'am. Good luck with your child.

[eggabeg]

@DeatgMagnet In responce to this complaint of my immature nature directed at you i would like to bring forth the idea that said comment i reacted to itself was nothing more than petty poking in which the satire and retorical nature was more than apparant and recieved feedback was merely strict and brief with a guess at your chosen moral beliefs.

on another note, u mad br0?

[ArthurZ101]

It's good to see that somebody is not conforming to the idea of mediocrity that is currently plaguing the comedy world. I'm very happy to see that we still have intelligent, on-point, and hilarious comedians in the world. When I watch your videos, all I can think is "This is the non-cursing Bill Hicks" and it makes me glad :) Keep up the comedy

[txlee1]

@ArthurZ101 Thanks for your comment! I appreciate the nice feedback : )

[TMundo]

nice one, so true, no need to explain the joke, it's great.

[foolsbetrippin]

@ArthurZ101 firstly... nothing in this video would constitute a paradox. secondly the point wasn't very profound. thirdly, i think arthur might be comedic genius pretending to like this crap... i can't tell : )

[eggimage]

@ArthurZ101

the "non-cursing" part is the best

[EmBot360]

pause at 0:41

[zezba9000]

Haha, this is great!

[mrzeegrr]

You want honesty?Here you go: I'm from Brooklyn New York and I've lived in West Virginia for 25 years. I am remarkably happy I found your material. Don't dumb it down. I watched a lot (A LOT) of funny people ruin thier comedy by trying to appeal to the masses. I enjoy watching society get the occassional thumb in the eye,as it were. Let them catch up to you, if they don't get your humor, it's simply because you've outsmarted them. And that's ok. You are allowed. Keep being funny, stay smart.

[txlee1]

@mrzeegrr  Thanks Eric! I really appreciate your support. I like the way you think : )

[mrzeegrr]

@txlee1 I try not to think. Hurts. ;)

[walkertexasranger33]

@txlee1 and as Eric said, when you out smart them. make fun of them for not getting their joke and they'll laugh

[evavanjava]

ah wtf

[MrEpicTruth]

Funny and clever. I like your style keep up the good work.

[scootkh]

Hysterical...just what we do, again and again and again...

[fightliferockin]

There are subliminal pictures in all of these videos! DX

I can't get them to stop directly on them, except for the Pam Anderson one.

So... be nice and tell me what they are.

[txlee1]

@fightliferockin  can't : ) don't want to spoil the fun!

[fightliferockin]

@txlee1 Now that's just not fun at all...

[1StandingRock]

@fightliferockin no the message is clear; we are all goin about on a circuit so the earth goes around the sun and returns to its place. when man looks down on another creature he is only ignorant of his poverty of control

[fightliferockin]

@1StandingRock I know what the video about... but yeah... way to go on the preaching.

I'm talking about all of the subliminal pictures he puts in every video of his.

[CleverNameHere81]

@fightliferockin must... kill... Lincoln...

[Mindehouse]

@fightliferockin just klick not with the mouse, klick with spacebar

...SPEEDLY WITH SPACEBAR xD

[xCombatAcex777x]

@fightliferockin @txlee1 the only one i saw was just a picture of that girl talking on the phone again, no big deal. I haven't seen any others tho. (i was able to stop on it and see)

[sumphoo]

@fightliferockin I dont think thats a subliminal message. The frame you had problems seeing is the same woman talking on the phone except she is smiling and in a different hallway. It looks more like a mistake than an intentional single frame juxtaposition image. Either that or I dont get it.

[fightliferockin]

@sumphoo

Considering that they are literally in every skit he does, I'm gonna go with it's not a mistake. It's just him having his scientist fun.

[M0ofi32012]

Hahahahhaha!!! This is almost too real...

[popprincess6253]

clever ((:

[Corinth12821]

anyone else able to pause it jsut right at around 40 seconds to see what flashes on screen?

[wiiboxcube]

@Corinth12821 yeah, its the same as the thumbnail

[doghunt628]

there was no paradox

[rarunrajr]

Its intelligent and funny

[shadybrain3424]

good stuff man, i love it when someone like you comes along and reminds people that we are aren't really that important in the scope of everything. oh yeah and your joke were funny too :D

[guckenberger]

This is funny but true.

[serioushamster]

lol

[Damageplan01]

Very true. Everybody, YOU ARE ON A ROCK FLOATING THROUGH SPACE!!!

[kruegda]

@Damageplan01 Tell that to Tom Hanks! or was it Jim Lovell?

[Zickino167]

@Damageplan01 ..

That makes me feel cheap.

[TheCrazyFinn]

@Damageplan01 I wouldn't even call it a rock. More like a speck of dust.

[7CellarDoors]

WTF did i just witness?

[TREYOLDHIPPIE]

I have little time between my treadmill, my water bottle and my um.. latrine cleaning program.. then there is grazing on greens, grinding the grains, and, well curling up and listening to noises around my cage/ um house. yeah.. nice to see my cousin is doin ok being in a video for a comedian.. and the world turns. maybe a nice fat farm for a change of pace.. more grains, greens and.. we pay them to starve us.

[SvenTheDark]

@TREYOLDHIPPIE wut

[TREYOLDHIPPIE]

@SvenTheDark Oh my bad. I forgot the socializing, the wardrobes we enjoy and no, my 'cousin' is not privy to ALL THAT.. so we are evolved from the hamster, sort of.

[SvenTheDark]

@TREYOLDHIPPIE O, I C

[TREYOLDHIPPIE]

@SvenTheDark  ahh ite.. (bac 2 face/work, hamsters asleep..)

[eppy14]

+1 for dave

[RyDogRidesTheBus]

Thumbs up if you clicked this vid just to see the girl's boobs?

[TheLogoi]

@RyDogRidesTheBus

0:33 are the booooooooobs

[beachted]

thumbs down.



[saiyanid]

Good material but the execution could be better, which is something I think comes with time. Still, I liked it.

[txlee1]

@saiyanid Thanks for your feedback : )

[DogOfTheSpag]

I fail to see a paradox.

[bryanlynne]

funny, but not your best.  Love the lectures!!

[LanteanKnight]

Haha

[Electricshrock]

It was funny until the zooming out on the world thing - then it just became nihilistic and depressing.

[marsbarz]

This is hilarious.

[Damnationization]

Great I hope God there dosn't descide to put us up his a**, like his hampster friend. LOL :)

[youboon]

lol nice one

[Koozis]

R-tarded

[BRGxRandomHero]

we are all running on the hamster wheel while our leaders rob us blind

[Koozis]

lolwut?

[Noobschoolbus14]

Hey its teh guy from flight of the conchords.

[destin325]

your stand-up work is great, this....not really funny and the hamster bit has been around awhile.

good try, though this did not tickle my funny bone, I still sub'd b/c of your other works.

[13Yeared]

1:08 HOLY SHIT, IS HE FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS???

[036265]

@13Yeared try reading the description..normally DESCRIBES things

[TIMLFC08]

It was alrite the ending got me too chuckle but the humor was obvious and slow

[sirjoakim]

its not really a paradox...

[luderudecrude]

it's not the first time someone has compared us to rodents on a wheel.

[ssssroryssss2]

Can I squeeze your boobs please?