TRAILER: Bible Games 2 - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode #62)

[vincent6445]

IM HAVING AN AVGN XMAS MARATHON :D

[dutchman12789]

where does he get all these things?

[PennanJr]

Thumbs up if you haven't read the bible. xD

[TheRetartidMunkee]

@steverooni99 I am an atheist? Is that a problem?

[MrRolflol]

WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING!?

[jkuy12345]

i like the ather song better

[ExilioRebelBC]

Love it, specially when it comes from someone who lives in a country filled with fanatic people about religion (just like in my country...).

[Manicup]

In America, James kicks ass

In Soviet Russia, James kicks ass

[Jazikun]

That Sunday Funday part when he gets fustrated made me laugh so hard!

"Daaaamn!" >D

[Meseamer]

the media player on that game trailers website sucks ass. The video is always jolty and behind the audio. Thanks christ for the quicktime link

[Sport921]

He's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice.

[DrPhilMusic]

He threw boxing on that stack....come on, boxing on the atari wasn't that bad.

[TheLastSliceOfPie]

I am an idol worshipped by many

Someone downstairs worships me

[psychomantis108]

after playing these games I learned THERE IS NO GOD!!!! D:

[petervinhchau]

Shit god must be pissed

[gameglitcher7]

@petervinhchau i cracked up a that part lol

[Hydroxoid]

The people who made these games are going to hell

[Thorfan64]

These games look bad. Blast the makers into pits of despair.

[IvanGold78]

3D BallZ!

[ethannintendonerd]

i saw a bill and ted game in the intro could u review it

[sackboy024]

@ethannintendonerd It might be good. Thats why he hasnt done it yet.

[TupayaPihota]

J is the best

[PhatFarm60]

AVGN is 27364782634876234786^2 times better than Irate. Plus Irate knows it because he won't let you comment on his videos.

Why disable comment? If you can't take the criticism then maybe you shouldn't be in the entertainment industry.

[234522]

there is another one. for the PS2 tho

[swampertkamm85]

@234522 Bible Games for Ps2 is friggin weird

[evilisbliss]

@TeamFortressHeavy while I agree with you, comments such as those have no place on Nerd videos

[theskinnyindiankid]

i love this song

[giantsfan940]

Did I see Contra on that pile of shitty games? Wtf!?!

[swampertkamm85]

@giantsfan940 Yeah I think Contra Force

[swampertkamm85]

@giantsfan940 Contra Force! Yeah the worst Contra game

[sasukue212]

the irate gamer is still a good guy he does somegame reviews on future consoles

[evilisbliss]

@sasukue212 yeah reviews that suck

[Rugdawg09]

@TeamFortressHeavy don't talk about shit like taht on here just enjoy The Nerd my friend just enjoy The Nerd

[honor678]

"Im an idol worshiped by many" strange man voice lol

[kruger97]

Yipeeeee

[GeforceDFS]

Fuckfest motherfuckerballscoptewrmemers ( which is noone)!

[KarreLathem78]

so so are there actually some nice guys who wanna chat with mi

[TigerFreakShow]

anubis sounded like cleveland brown.

[TheMojo88]

review e.t an 3D ballz

[BillyCauseyjr]

@TheMojo88 isn't 3D ballz the one with porn noises in the intro song?

[TheMojo88]

yes 1 point bill billy 1

mojo 0

[MurdertheDawn]

Kill all babies.

[MadisonTheHedgehog91]

lol chicken and rice

[johnhon12]

nice song

[pepsibottleq]

Yes!

Funny as fuck, like the 1st

[SuperMrCRAZYMAN]

why do people even make bible games they never become anyfun and they suck

[spawn22222]

They don't care about it being fun. they pay the most attention to the educational bullshit factor.

[Mynameisnotooo]

Yeah, back then your friends and Nintendo Power were the only things you could use to find out if a game sucked. Nowadays, making a bad game won't make money no matter what. Now we have the Internet where every game is stripped down to it's pros and cons and we can just search for the review to find out if the game sucks. Back then, you had to just buy a game that looked good and pray it was worth it.

[GARATINAW]

XD i check reviews im w/ u

[spawn22222]

Same here. Why do you think I added the thing about the bullshit factor at the end.

[orols55]

lol yeah

[anthony62490]

If someone could actually pull it off, that would make for a very interesting game. Too bad it will never happen...

[bergAgreb]

be happy with your ring tone, and dont spam here you asshole

[Greenday678912345]

Ahhh :)

Merry Christmas everyone. Or as the bullshit man would say, Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[huntingforspam]

HEALTHY STUFF

[SSonicfan]

does the girl in the Menace Beach game gets all strip of?

(just a question)

[boxmaniamyourpackage]

@SSonicfan no she ends at bra and semi thong..lol

[Gram547]

0:24 nice couch :)

[funexplorer1]

We need more AVGN videos in HD

[verycrazyghoul]

even review of.... FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT "SUNDAY FUNDAY" MADE ME ANGRY!111

[Sonicadvaned09]

That Severt One Is Wrong.Isn't it Son.

[SouljaBoyPenis]

cuttheraceistheads is a bitch!

[japp111]

are you serious...?

[FractureTheBand]

Islam is the truth? It was made by a guy. A guy made his own religion, he completely made it up.. recorded in history. So if you make your own religion, it's going to somehow work? Morron.

[fattony795]

James Kicks Ass

[Moviewhiz1]

Amen!

[Moogizard]

@fattony795 What you mean to say is: James Kicks AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[powergannon]

fishfall kind of reminds me of that powerglove game with the glove.

[MrSaturn33]

Oh yeah! When "you're just a glove...going around, grabbing balls..." XD

[kingbobster0121]

@lowkeytheoneandonly well its a 17 min vid man youtube cant play it

[MegaSam777]

you cn if you've had an account since the end of 2006, look at the first christmas episode of avgn 21 minutes! ON YOUTUBE!

[NNB300]

no hes not retard

[elitezombieslayer129]

i cant watch on gt it just says bad request

[K3L333]

Could someone please tell me WHY THE FUCK GAMETRAILERS KEEP FREEZING ALL THE FUCKING VIDEOS I TRY TO WATCH??

It's like I'm right in the middle of some video and suddenly it "ends" [just like when the video is over but at the middle of it] and I can't press "play" again, but when I click the "replay" button I gotta wait for the video to load all over again!

I right-clicked and put configs-> Store info limit amount: Infinite and it still doesn't work!

Please help!

[obalobaloo]

Just pause it for like 5 minutes and come back to it and it'll run smoothly.

[erickvso]

I think that the problem is in your PC or your net cable, because it doesn't happen to me, ttry to format your pc

=)

[Ramell95]

yea, it happends to me 2, most of the times i watch videos like youtube or something, you always have to like w8 for the video to get far enough so it doesnt freeze. but sometimes it actuelly can freeze even if its long enough

[kevinbaconfan12]

you might have a bug or that sight might be unresponsive

[spikermh]

wow just cause i state the truth everyone hates me, meh so im hated i dont rightfully care

[Mirachu]

Why did you make that statement?

It's like going to the fruits section in a grocery store, standing by the apples and saying

"orange=yummy

apple=consists of a nutritious basis but is not as juicy, therefore different

I don't give a fuck about what you think of what I just said"

...and leave.

[ISoulreaverI]

ok first:

good that someone looks at both of them and doesnt just say "IRATE SUCKZ;GO HOME" or the other way round

but secondly:

what was that stupid agree/disagree stuff about?

seriously,its like shotuing out:

"PLZ HATE ME"

it was totally not necessary

[spikermh]

yeah looking back that disagree and agree stuff was not necessary at all and was just a sticky note on my forhead saying hate me, oh well my stupidity shows itself once again

[randommuchlol888]

What you just said was like saying "This game has mario in it but the gameplay sucks, but because mario is in it, it rocks. But this game has awesome gameplay, but since mario isn't in it, it sucks balls."

[orochimasterx45]

agree

[FilMarck]

@mondinternational yeah we all know that and he's sick as sick not cool.

[blockman2222]

@mondinternational IRATES AWSOME

[evilisbliss]

@blockman2222 they're both good

[Wyvern108]

@mondinternational Youre Right

AVGN is much better!

[drag117]

@mondinternational that bitch of the irate gamer its a racist fuck too

[TheBlacKoopa]

@mondinternational yea he is

[shoesisawesome22]

@mondinternational So? why can't he be a copy? he does his own game reviews so it's like having what the avgn doesnt review

[Domolagranox]

lol this song is so catchy!

[767homie]

wtf im an ig and avgn fan can't anyone spread the love?

[runescapeeeee]

NO.

[TheCeoged1]

when will the real thing come out?

[MurdertheDawn]

What, the full video?

[SonicSnail95]

where'sBilly Grahm'sBible Blaster?

lol

if you've seen the simpsons episode where maude dies, youget this joke...

i think you caneven play it on the website... in the character bios

[cuchoguitar]

Funny song n.n

[ColdTRemor74]

ok, one thing i just HAVE to point on, on your "sunday funday" part of the review, when your in that part with the springs that bounce you up and down, im pretty sure i figured out a pattern

look closely how their placed, the springs take up half a brick (in the background) and how their placed determines wether they bounce you up or down

if there isnt a time limit in the levels, getting past that part shouldnt really be hard if you go really close

[mario19885]

On Bible games on CD-I, I know what that irritating voice The Nerd mentioned, Maybe that was Severus Snape from Harry Potter.

[yomamasawmw]

lol that bible gameboy game he mentioned i saw 4 years ago at walmart for 9.99

[Greenday678912345]

Oh how I wish it was Christmas... =P

[thatsaltypeanut]

well its almost here =] just two months away =[

[kamock45]

chicken and rice? wy but anyway great review

[Slayerof100]

Just Amazing!

[ineedapizza]

Hey AVGN! I can name a few more Bible games you may not be aware of:

The Bible Game (PS2/Xbox)

The Bible Game (Game Boy Advance) (NOT the same as what's on the PS2/Xbox)

4 Degrees Bible (Game Wave)

Adam & Eve (NES) (A game on Caltron/Myraid's 6 in 1)

Music Machine (Atari 2600)

[Barrysun]

sounds like we might be in for bible games part 3.

[MrThermomanPreacher]

yeah i wonder if he'll find some more Bible Games This Christmas.

[Barrysun]

yea, if he can't find them, I'm sure his fans will donate the bible games to him. and I'm sure james is going to say "How many of these Fing games can there be?"

[Lucky466]

this freakin OWNS the irate gamer!!!

[amandanepo92]

"Get your ass to Sunday School!"

[montreal961]

He's mad for fuckin sake!

[Lucky466]

i havent laughed this hard in a long time! 5 stars!

[KvacYo]

But tell me, why is Moses and Me grafitied on a wall??!! xD also the Whoops! Yipee! part was freakin epic ^^

[heavystallin]

The song also sounded retarded. It was something like, "Moses and me, we've got a choice to make. Taking the lead. Got to do it."

Ear rape at it's finest.

[geojhkj]

lol when he said some athiests dont want the kid to go to sunday school!

[heavystallin]

I mispelled. din = sin.

And also,

"I am an idol worshiped by many. Someone downstairs worhsips me."

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

[BriSchwa82]

The funniest of the whole video has to be the connect the dots.

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE WOOOPS WOOOPS YIPPEE. Freakin hilarious.

[heavystallin]

Yeah these games make fun of themselves.

[heavystallin]

Why do you people have to ruin a perfectly funny video with your bitching and moaning. There are people who take their religion way too far (i.e. saying darn is a din) and people who just like to piss off religious people. You need to not comment.

[erasmovyse]

I laughed so hard at the singing part, where Jesus thing was written on the wall

[faceless58]

I cracked up so hard at the robotic Anubis voice

[hthvjd]

Super Pitfall! That's an easter egg in an Xmas video

[kasshyyk220]

I'm going to save that for the holidays LOL

[pokefan1066]

i watched this omg funny as fuck!!! cracked me up ROTFLMAO!

[psn09yomama1997]

amen roflmao

[DC200560]

Worst piece of Christian propaganda I've seen all day.

I almost feel like starting an advertising campaign against religion (similar to those idiotic "Above the Influence" ads that AdCouncil's been shoving up our asses for the past few years).

Why can't people just rationalize?

Also, these games are some of the worst games I've ever seen. Especially those CDi versions.

[trustno1]

Black Civil rights movement, the Indian independence movement, the end of the Apartheid and many more are conflicts in which religion was a crucial element to a successfull & peacefull resolutions. Religion, just like anything in life really is complex. Blaiming it alone for problems is ignorant. Just because Social Darwinism existed/exists doesn't mean the Theory of Evolution is evil. It's clear from your comment you like seeing religous ppl as ignorant, I guess that's your believe then.

[DC200560]

I didn't blame if for any problems in that comment.

In a way, yes, they are ignorant. Why not try to figure things out instead of making up an imaginary deity to answer a difficult question? Why believe in an afterlife when there is no evidence for its existence? Why not just accept the fact that life has no meaning? It just doesn't make any sense.

Yes, it keeps people in line. But if they were more responsible, maybe they wouldn't need it in the first place.

[lagorbian]

i mean come on he's supose to be the allmighty god if it really pisses him off he would just fry the fucker and be done with it

[julianelia]

If you say not to insult god, then you mean the god is not capable of insults and disagreements?

If the god is so powerful he should not care anyone insults him(with extreme mercy) or just destroy that infidel(with extreme power).

So the god does not need your words to let himself not insulted!

Well, if the god has such a dumbass follower like you guys, truly wise people like me shall never fall religious

[lagorbian]

yeah your totally right beside's if he sticks up for god its pretty much a insult to god if a lowly human has to fight his battle's for him

[maddogg5555]

man everytime i hear a christmas song i get a happy feeling and lose myself cause i actually think its close by. then when it stops im all sad. =-(

[MaidenFan24568]

bible games on the sega CD, rather not think about that concept

[Blo0daXe]

Religion is a mental sickness, nuff said!

[Splangy1]

the people are sick but a relgion is more like a club for jerk asses and alot of people still think there right for some reason

[Cabadina]

Religion is made so people can have morals. It may be untrue, but without would people care? No, if many people didnt believe in going to hell, then the world wouldnt be like it is. nuff said.

[Gottas221]

Thats one of the worst arguments there is for religion... If you need an invisable man watching you so you arnt an ass then you are just saying that you're a terrible person anyway. The rest of us believe in civilation.. and know you cant go around being an asshole and keep it. There is no need to fear angels and demons sneaking around to be a good person.

[Cabadina]

Why does it hurt you so much to see people believe in something, it may not be true, but if it gets them going then good for them. I know you saw zeitgeist, i saw it too, but it doesnt tell you religion is BAD, it tells you what religion is right, and religion itself is very right... You can have your own belief and you should respect everyone elses, like they should respect yours.

[Gottas221]

It doesnt "hurt" me at all that people have belief. I think religion makes the world a darker place, stopping us from looking for real awnsers by saying "I dont understand that, so god did it." That being said, my reply to your post wasn't about that. You said something foolish like people would be worse to eachother without religion and I called you on it. Its the internet, its what we do.

[wblstudios]

KILL ALL BABIES

[potawatadingdong]

lol i have the 3d ballz game, on snes and genesis. its stupid

[amandanepo92]

Oh no no no! It's THREE GAMES!

[supaflystrikes]

It could've been worse than CD-i..... It might've been VIRTUAL BOY.

[coyotekid12]

the fish throwin game is about the feeding of the 5000 it says how many people were 'saved' at the side

[TheUltimidguy]

0:19 Ballz lol

[doginsombrero25]

he didnt

[0VintageGamer0]

mr Angry Nerd Sir? how do you record from your sega saturn? thank you.

[desertdragonme]

sacriligious fuck fest!

[GlenGlingo9]

Bible Games +Cd-i = Epic double FAIL

[Re1j11]

yeah, it's really stupid to make games about stories from the bible)))

[57adam1]

the only peple who would play this and enjoy it are rod and tod flanders what were they thinking

[zanjin8712]

When i saw this title i.... just wanted to cry

[CallumJStewart]

Does the Konami Code work with Noah's Ark?

[L337Zealot]

LOL, he's makin a list he's checkin' it twice he's gonna go home and eat chicken and rice. perfect

[live2hoop3]

im christian, but i would never play a bible videogame

[magotalica]

ohh men wtf!!!! i dont wanna play this games!!!

[CwalkDarkBoy]

AVGN is probably christ, because he says "god" a lot. "Good. fuck this game"

[marcoccia1]

im with AVGN who the fuck whould play a bible game

[PhilipEbanks]

Ned fuckin' Flanders. >:D

[MrNip64]

i think avgn should review bill and ted

[TeamUnholyTriforce]

man i played that game it's fuckin confusing

[MrAssassin1337]

so the only cheat code for these games are the bible?

[MYHOCKEYTEAMBLOWS]

my friend found a game on the first xbox called "the bible game" (im not too sure becuse thats what we call it) but its not that bad you just trie and get more points than your friends and play mini games that are ok

[Arantre20]

yyyuuuuummmmmm... chicken and rice... i'm hungry now :(

[Stephen9233]

AVGN must have an obsession with the phrase "kill all babies." It's like he can't get enough of that saying.