Bike Thief Caught

[Cyberwwwizard]

All thieves deserved to be relieved of their limbs - the only way they will stop. I hate thieves and if any thief has a problem with that, come and see me for a kicking of your lifetime! Fucking dicks!

[Jasonbjamin]

The only thing that would make this funnier is if a third person walked over an took the bike.

[recycled365]

Amazing that the thief returned the next day !

[jhofay]

people like this deserve to get shot

[Krawnikal]

lol at the epic head duck at 1:37 lmaoo

[Krawnikal]

@Krawnikal 1:35 my bad

[nosek17]

lynch the thieving bastard

[jondurden]

Obviously there are a lot of fighters on here I could learn from. I'm not a "tough guy" and of course could've done things differently. I should've put my phone down for sure. I didn't go down there to fight the guy. I'm not a fighter. Never said I was. I didn't even know I was on the phone the whole time until I watched the video. I was amped up on adrenaline and that's the result. I didn't want to hurt the guy. Just wanted to keep him there until the cops came.

[Showinbulge]

Typical white dude, can't hang up his cell phone for 5 minutes to even dance around in circles with a bike theif.

ROFL...white dudes are so funny.

[apexpro1]

Hey! That guy just got his hoodie stolen!

[Nitroglycerin89]

ring around a rosie...

[makinawdandy6699]

Very good. Had my bike stolen today. If I see the prick, I will do same. No doubt about it. My only concern is getting charged for assault. I have a good job which I don't want to lose. So, my solution is that, if I find that little prick, I am going to punch his head in (like, I am not talking about a couple of punchs. I mean that I am going to beat him real good. Like, the guy going to the hospital and needing a blood transfusion), and then I will run away before cops show up.

[cuppmanable]

he held on to that pussy with one hand..you gotta give him some props

[sigmiami]

you could have kneed him in the face twenty times, learn to fight

[pievs50cal]

@sigmiami Learn to fight? He was on the phone talking and the other guy still ran for it. I'd like to see you talk on the phone and fight with one arm dickhead..

[sigmiami]

@pievs50cal that's my point - learn to fight

[pievs50cal]

@sigmiami Learn to fight with one arm while talking on the phone? I don't think they do special classes for that..

[sigmiami]

@pievs50cal no pussy put the phone down...

[ryanandblake77]

He took off his shirt.....

[only1one1me]

Lol. It looked like they were waltzing or something there.

[fares114]

i thought it was motorbike rofl buy him one man

[xXSikSidXx]

ring around the rosie

[thonyful]

that aint a nigger i looks like a redneck dwarf

[Lionelmessi10fc]

Big guy vs little guy lmao

[MistaHooong]

omg dude i would fucking massacre that guy if it was me

[basicbrothers]

nigga stealing my bike



[DutchMaplestory]

Lol the phone call "" MOM YES MOM, IM FIGHTING NOW MOM. MOM HANG UP IM FIGHTING!!, MOM!! JUST HANG UP IM FIGHTING SOME GUY!!''

'' MOM HES RUNNING AWAy AND IM RUNNING I CANT HEAR YOU! MOM??!''

[DrSalvador4]

@DutchMaplestory hahahahaaha oh fantastic

[PunchingMegaTree]

Wow. Just swingin around,

[ueshiba]

this is when roundhouse to the side of the face would work! or a stomping to the pelvis! but its still dangerous coz you dont know what he's carrying.

[SteveSabbai]

...next time bring pepper spray and douse that motha fucker with it cuz you never know if they will have a weapon of some sort...good job...

[gobo760]

It's like muhammad ali always said, "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee". You've got the butterfly part down...

[SuperPaulrose]

were ye playing ringaringarosey

[Narcotic00]

Lets just say you are lucky to be alive

[maxzburatorul]

i like to move it move it , i like to move it move it

WE LIKE TO MOVE IT !! <3

[JUSTLOOKIN101323]

you should have beat his ass

[MrAudacia]

only an idiot would approach a theif leaving himself open like that, bending over to preserve his bike. idiot.

your lucky you didnt get stabbed, that retard stealing your bike obviously has more to loose by getting caught then you do letting him run with the loo t.

idiot. in my city, this one guy who tried to stop a thief ended up with a syringe stuck in his fore head. then they chased him under a vehicle where they slashed at him with a knife.

think before you confront.

idiot.

[zerker12568901]

@MrAudacia so what he should have assembled a swat team ? or you be a pussy like you suggest and let people get away with SHIT.

[crucialryan]

@MrAudacia This is exactly why you should always be armed. The guy steals his bike, then pulls a knife on him - would have been the LAST thing the thief ever did if he pulled a knife on me, literally.

[robinsonmarti87]

first i would have swong on yo fuck ass cuz you loo like a bitch took your phone and your bike lol

[thisgame2]

ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies, weak

[sevenblinkknot182]

You steal my bike? Ima steal your shirt ha

[jimbobpop420]

Lmfao Dammn fuck a bike theif my bike is my baby I'll knock some heads if I see shit like that

[FUNisUnderRated]

punch the bike stealing bitches in the throat

[sexycodyboy]

I swear to god if somebody walked up and confronted a bike thief by pointing a gun to his face and pulling the trigger over and over until the fucker was dead, and I ended up on the jury, I would acquit the guy and then start a fund to help pay his legal defense and buy him a beer.

[roidz17]

That guy looked like a giant

[burningpancake6]

Oh my god some guy stole my bike today and i put a stick in the back wheel and he flew off lollollollolllollollollollol

[zigzigerblat]

I bet he didn't expect an athletic 7 foot tall mothafucka to catch him in the act!

[drirtboy]

chuck norris mada fuka!!!!!

[subscribe1998]

Wow that was funny lol

[RobbRobbins]

Thieves are often desperate. Glad you are O.K.

[thisguyyyable23]

did you lock the bike?

[cliftoncasida]

dude you did awesome...

[hamboney9]

your lucky that guy didn't know how to fight

[AdrianINDK]

good job

[333HaRmOnY444]

tyler durden would have been proud

[hamboney9]

@333HaRmOnY444 no he wouldn't Tyler durden would have beat his face in!

[fvang199]

just beat his ass dumb ass dude

[phoneloan]

Next time that happens, ask him a question about anything. Then punch him as hard as you can in the jaw!!!!

[3dollarsp]

did you keep his jacket?

[XpresloX]

Ha Ha I like that, its very excitant :)

[Timrath]

Confronting a man (and a criminal at that) while wearing flipflops is a very bad idea. I'm surprised that you didn't stumble. These things are a hazard in such situations.

[Vincenthusky]

hey how tall are you, he seems small

[actionjackson9000]

what do you mean he stole it the night before and you caught him the next night? looks to me like you walked right into him as he was trying to steal it. or was that someone else's bike in the video?

[MrChrissy1r]

Thieving is Thieving, but why did you dance with the fucker, you were a bigger guy and should have pasted him?????!!!!!!

[sadperkion]

this is why every white guy needs to have the right to use a gun.and then their would be engraving stores to personalize your peace keeper, if a black guy looks like he can handle not shooting a good guy, he can have it.

[eacortes]

I would have have confronted him with a machete. 

[timsun85]

Thank you! Finally someone actually does something about it! I was losing my faith in humanity.

[apexpro1]

Looks like a date.

[LeadLead]

@masterkiller1791 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IF THE WHOLE VIDEO WAS IN CAPS

[LeadLead]

Why didn't you smash that cunt? He deserves to get your bike if you're that much of a pussy.

[Archvile77]

haha, that's awesome. you look like you're 6'6" tall standing beside that guy. good job on getting your bike back.

[oddjob]

Good job, what ended up happening?

[GMELECTRONICS365]

omg i thought it was a street bike lol

[MagnusRulerHardt]

That's not wrestling. That's dancing.

[ExplicitJunkieFilms]

@MagnusRulerHardt he was on the phone

[KonaKingUK]

you take my bike, i take your shirt! lol nice one man

[glamtrackstar70]

That took some guts. Sure the guy could have had a weapon. I like your effort. At least he will never show up in that building, to steal a bike.

[guacamoly723]

Haha motha fucka tried to steal your bike haha. He looked Mexican too. Doesnt surprise me.

[Gyozomroka]

looks like a good night

[yellowman88]

Beat his ass down !! nice job

[tomcatpilot13]

there aint no rest for the wicked

[xSHADOWGIANTx]

Did you end up getting your bike back? Did he end up getting arrested? I back you setting him up, but I would have brought at least 5 or 6 people and a shit-ton of zip ties to catch him and keep him. Kudos though.

[jondurden]

I was on the phone while wrestling him. Should've put it down. He also pulled a knife out after I chased him down the stairs. I was on the phone with 911 the entire time.

[zoemayne]

@jondurden people like him petty thieves often times pull out knives and blades you could of got stabbed while wrestling w him you wouldnt of noticed it you probably should of came at him with a bat

[CowsGoBaah]

@jondurden i like the way you handled this man, but you should've got a friend or two to help you out. he might have been holding something more serious than a knife. other then that, cool vid. i like seeing thieves get caught.

[dadoody]

@jondurden - Did he get caught? Carry a weapon next time - pepper spray or firearm

[jonathancarter50]

@jondurden dude why would you try to fight him on the phone you should have knocked him out then called police lol

[CurtShaw22]

@jondurden I would have been out there stopping him to but I would have came prepared! A glock in the hand is WAAAY better then a cop on the phone! You were on the phone with 911 the whole time but they would have just heard you getting stabbed when he pulled out that knife! Shit could have gone REALLY bad for you bro. Next time come out there prepared and lay his ass face down on the ground (Dont American History X his ass though!) You have the right to protect your shit

[elsaseaford]

@jondurden Good job man... I caught two dudes today trying to five finger discount this girls laptop... they threatened to punch holes through me... I laughed and now they;re in jail.

[impleasen]

@jondurden maybe if you would take it in or lock it up

then you wouldnt continue to have the same problems.

bad stuff happens to dumb people

[OsamaBeenFartin]

Why would you just casualy aproach this guy? You need to to go down there swingin' a bat, screaming "WHAT THE FUCK! MOTHER FUCKER!"

[jaehood109]

@OsamaBeenFartin LMAOO!!

[TheTrippinhard]

@OsamaBeenFartin i totally agree bro, he should of just grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and started swingin haymakers.

[enatton]

There's alot of unanswered questions in this video. Where does the Darma Project fit in with all this?

[katyu16]

Did you kick his ass?

[swisssoccerguy]

so then what happened?

[drboboh]

great, would read again.