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  • Why are people so uptight about a one man mortar crew?

  • is this a german mortar typ tampella???

  • someone lost a bet........

  • 1:06 FIRE IN THE HOLE !

  • Does anybody know how much one of those mortal shells weight?

  • @Draxis32 37lbs

  • @pagingdrgruber Well that's quite light, its only 16kg, I lift 25kg Dumbells in the gym up and down man...that guy was quite small then.

  • @Draxis32 shut ur fucking retard dude, he's the one putting his life on the line. saying " that guy was small then", arrogant prick.

  • @ejkotzman17 Life on the line? Lol, another american degenerated dumbass.

    Here's a tip for you:

    Find a library, read some books.

  • Press 6 to fire.

    Press 3 to reload.

    Have Fun.

  • @sawyerbobby lmfao i didn't know you could do that

  • Press 2 multiple times

  • FUCKING USA

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  • @OfficialGamerTV Jealous?

  • sounds like black people doing jack shit in the background

  • LOL, he is probably just shooting at birds! :)

  • @guily6669 you got it all wrong!!! this is how they dig holes for toilets at the outposts, and when they are full of shit, they fire one more time ;-b

  • "Oh, its cool dude, you know, I don't need any help loading, firing, or calibrating this thing. You just keep being pretty and videotape me doing this shit. It's all good! Asshole..."

  • if he dfops that shit will go DOWN

  • 1:00 the sound of someoone spitting

  • how much do those mortar rounds weigh?

  • @BAbukkakkis 120 about 20 lbs a piece

  • @tpiasecki actually, according to FM3-22.90, the 120 HE cartridges weigh 30.17 pounds

  • @BAbukkakkis 30.17 pounds

  • GET SOME!

  • There's no "I" in team.

  • @XF108FINALE but there is a me

  • douche bags.

  • 1:02 extreme explosive spit

  • @mojahedzainab Shut the fuck up and go back to bananastan

  • One man army right there boys!, cum get sum motherfuckers!

  • @Ikn0wJack Come get some , sorry but i fucking hate it when people say "cum" in place of "come " , it just seems so ignorant to me .

    not trying to be a grammar nazi .

  • @217d3 notice i use sum in place of some as well...it was done with a purpose not done in ignorance..buts thats ok every dog to there own bone no offense taken dude.

    If i was using correct grammar i would say "My dear chap why dont you come and get some but it seems to loose its purpose when you draw it out like that so cum get sum! has more punch and attitude to it...understand?.

  • @Ikn0wJack No. Its just sounds wrong...cum and get sum? Is that you fruity Rudy?

  • @astrologio lol ok lets just agree to disagree and move on cheers.

  • @Ikn0wJack not sure why people spell "come" like "cum" its not exactly convenient and it just looks silly reading it.. given its actual meaning

  • @kpsnnf what the hell do you mean its not exactly convenient of course it is it saves the user from getting a RSI from pressing the E button to many times also it saves time and best of all it pisses of literal douchbags like you!!! lmao

  • @Ikn0wJack im gona assume you are laughing at your own piss poor attempt of sarcasm (which i can only perceive your words as since your reasoning is absurd) "saves time" you dont even save a millisecond by typing cum instead of come, and pisses off? are you sure about that? i meet a lot of your kind that always say i take things too seriously and "umad" but then why do you take my words seriously enough to insult me on a personal level? logic.

  • @kpsnnf Not a very bright chap are you?, for it was you that entred in to this by replying to my post...so deal with it!...and at the speed i type i actually save about 1/4 of a second using this method...look buddy your not bright enough to look back at history and realise words have changed form since man first put pen to paper is not english a sister language to german and alot of its terms come from the german lingo...

  • @kpsnnf And the logic is that you have tried to attack my intellegence by attacking MY own style of writing so my rebutal is to serve you some of your own and i stand in my saying that you are a literal douchbag that cant handle words changing form the meaning still stands the same.For example people used to write HA HA to conver laughter nowdays we dont see that becuse it has changed form to LOL which means exactly the same thing but has totally diffrent spelling so why aint you crying at that?

  • @Ikn0wJack zz rant on, i said my part and all you are trying to do is get one over me, just stop, your 2 paragraphs are littered with mistakes and pointing out the obvious that i am pointing out those mistakes means absolutely nothing. i said nothing about the origin of languages either, more your laziness to spell properly at all times

  • @kpsnnf like i said you not that bright...and you have no answer because you know im right...like i said your not that bright CUS i know you wont have enough grey matter to know when your beat and i just know you wont be able to stop yourself from posting some empty reply devoid of any sustenance...CUM GET SUM BOY. lmao

  • @Ikn0wJack are you serious? your whole argument is.. you are right so you ignore any points i make and say i didnt make any? hurr.. the derp is strong in this one.. and as i said before, your paragraphs were and still are littered with mistakes, so for for fuck sake fix it before trying to insult ANYONES intelligence

    clearly my response is empty if you cant comprehend when you are getting verbally whooped

  • @kpsnnf clearly you are not verbally supperior/ yes on the spelling side your tops but so what to spelling and grammar because you clearly understand the message im conveying to you and thats all i care about...Im just toying with ya and i dont rearly care what your saying cus your so douched up that you complain about simple spelling mistakes as the basis of your argument which we both know is an empty topic because if i gave a fuck about spelling correctly i would use spell check!.owned!

  • @kpsnnf Back to the real topic...people say and spell things diffrently all around the world and if you have a problem with others being diffrent then thats just your inabilty to accept change and variations and thats your problem, cus i dont give a damb what you think about my grammar or spelling...thats YOUR problem, so deal with your own shit boy dont try and make it my problem cus frankly my dear I DONT GIVE A DAMB!

  • @Ikn0wJack another rant, you were the one that started this topic about people speaking different english, "cum" as opposed to "come" is laziness, it isnt a different style of english.. and your grammar and spelling isnt my problem at all, but when i see you typing like that while on your high horse i just have to slap you back down, why do you call me boy, in america its used as a slur against black folk.. and why are you even calling me dear, you're strange O_o damn*

  • @kpsnnf...I say it again to get it into your thickfuckhead...I use the word CUM instead of come BECAUSE it looks the same as SUM and the pysical aspect of the spelling has more shock value to it than boaring come as is clearly displayed by your first post..the shock value was such that it lead you to post a reply..so the word was written and used with intent and has nothing to do with lazy of course if i was adressing something on a more formal front i would use more formal spelling..fkstknoob

  • @kpsnnf and finally ive enjoyed fucking with ya but now your lack of logic is boaring me so now i must set you free my fishy it has been another sucessful catch and release trolling post for me...i will copy/past these and print em out and pin em on my wall of loosers that took the bait hook line and sinker! goodbye my dear chap.

  • @Ikn0wJack desperate attempt to leave with your head held high? such a shame.. when you call yourself a troll after all that.. you really arent one.. so yes.. give it a rest..

  • I saw this title and said its got to be Marines.

  • hey funker, what's the name of the song you play at the end of your videos?

  • my god those mortar shells are massive!

  • damn they're big

  • this man is so cool that he is actually holding the camera so quickly inbetween frames, truely a one man team

  • @GameMessenger ROFL

  • Hope you got 1

  • jesus thats a big ass mortar

  • and i love how he makes the last one sound like he's spitting @ 1:02

  • @bensbravebabybenz love that!

  • guys honestly think; he functions as a team would, by himself. a one man team. where multiple soldiers need each other this marine succeeds. 

  • if its one man its not a team stupid americans

  • @technics12341 Its a satire of-course he isn't a team stupid.

  • @technics12341 "one man team" is a common expression fag

  • @technics12341 dumb ass motherfucker

  • @Smoke420Dro your gay faggot !

  • @technics12341 fucking sand niggers cant wait to fucking kill all of them!!!! marine corps ooorah semper fi

  • do they require some kind of mapping skills to use that thing? or just set it up then fire from their commander?

  • @junwson Could be both. But I have seen it when they are mapping and using the mortar. And one where they just used it and moved it closer when the first missed.

  • @junwson no there are observers out there seeing the impact. thats the observers job

  • HUGEEEE!!!!

  • i want one

  • i jizz in my pants

  • beast.

  • Love it.

  • this video gives no justice as to how loud that this is

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  • lol 120 mike mike loogie *phlegmy noise and round goes of ahahahahahah epic XD 1:02

  • rage throw

    

  • @mezlay2

    1/2 load meens 1/2 prepellant.

    hanging meens when the loader hold the round 1/2 in 1/2 out of the end of the tube, waiting for the order to fire.

  • The Taliban are fucked if they have to fight men like this.

  • bad ass

  • : )

    

  • I never really understood what fire for effect meant..? could someone please tell me

  • @IEatBrainMatter117

    It means that you are zeroed-in on the target and that you can fire multiple rounds in order to decimate the enemy... more or less.

  • @baklawa1900 Oh ok, thankyou.

  • @IEatBrainMatter117 Ranging is complete for elevation and windage. Simply put, you are on target and firing to hit whatever it may be.

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  • WPNS!!!!! DOIN IT LIVE IN 08 - 09!!!!!!

  • its like a knife... if you drop it don't try to catch it

  • where yo safety at now politicans?

  • 1:03 that's spit )))

  • kewl!

  • Russian(s) Behind the scenes

  • naja mia is langweilig

  • Hell yeah this is my unit

  • it was a great job in the mortar platoon, brought back memories. great posting!!

  • can someone tell me what they mean with 'half load' and 'hanging'?

  • @mezlay2 Hanging and Halfload have the same meaning in mortar team terminology. It just means loading the the round into the tube without actually releasing it. The soldier "hangs onto" or "half loads" before dropping the round into the mortar tube

  • @GreenManalichi thanks!

  • Grah!

    

  • Like schoolgirls! contrast them with British troops!

  • how heavy is one those shells?

  • @p0wer5000 about 25-35 pounds, depending on the load.

  • YAAAARGHH!

  • hey funker are you in the armed forces if you are thx for seving our country

  • Beast mode!

  • what are you shooting at?? clouds????

  • @vicrencruz Mortars fire on their target in an arc. The round is shot upwards in order to fall on top of the target.

  • @vicrencruz never heard of a mortar before?

  • these mother fucker only wasting tax money of american with no target,,, lolss

  • IKR U ARE BEAST THANK U FOR SERVING FOR THIS COUNTRY

  • AMMOBOX RAGE THROW

  • fuck yeaaaa boys kill them alll fuck

  • the mortar is laid in at a direction of fire. and u use a series of aiming poles as a refrence point . ur given a deflection and elavation which u index on ur sight, u refer back to ur poles level ur bubles hang it and fire!!!!!! 11C (indirect fire infantrymen) US ARMY

  • If you drop a round, will it explode?

  • How do they, not sure the correct term, but aim a mortar?  Shoot and guess?

  • @snowboarddude117 They have to figure out ballistic trajectory, look it up to learn more. There is much more to it than that.

  • AMMOBOX RAGE THROW.

    No but really, I didnt know that there were 1 man mortar teams, that guy was epic.

  • @Snipes2324 haha best comment

  • i dont know if that bob dylan reference was clear enough though

  • @McMuffin103 He wasn't shoulder firing it...did you even watch the video?

  • seems so much easier in battlefield 3

  • ay mc muffin screw u u comunist funk

  • this is the closest you'll get to shoulder fired mortar v=gdbMpLHE8ww&feature=related

  • Shoulder mounted mortar..... i believe your thinking of an RPG-7.

  • Is Mortar that loud?

  • @Everyone bitching zmarcusz for not spelling mortar correctly

    If your only argument is that he didn't spell a single word correctly, then you've got a few maturity problems to deal with.

  • fuk i love morters

  • I lol at the dumb terrorists who get the tube to hot, then they blow up lol.

  • Look at that,something in the sky WHOO OMGWTFBBQ

  • Waste of ammo

  • Thought this was BF3 gameplay

  • @Bear0nAUnicycle what? this is not?

  • @Bear0nAUnicycle no that would require him to be jerkin' it with his mortar in the uncap and refusing to drop ammo boxes.

  • @WolfeBane84 Ahh very true stupid supports and their useless mortars that they shell out the whole game and get like 1-2 kills thanks for the help guys!

  • Notice that the gunner adjusts the point of his round's impact after each drop... Knows what he's doing at delivering death... Semper Fi

  • Damn that mortars bad ass xD

  • One word boss

  • Fucking legend

  • He's obviously kidding

  • Does that 120 come in red?

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  • Ouch... This hurts

  • Roguesoldier678 lmfao are you fucking stupid? I can't believe you just said america is in afghanistan to help, that's enough said. You are the biggest dumbass I have ever seen in my life.

  • @cloudstrife9911 And you're the biggest dumbass I've seen in my life for blindly believing ant-war videos and websites at will. Also you do know your country Canada is ALSO in Afghanistan with us right? Also Germany, and Britain. So if we're not in Afghanistan to help the people then I guess that all of the other countries are in their for reason as well.

  • @Roguesoldier678 CANADA????? MY COUNTRY???? I live in canada sure, do I give a fuck about canada? the answer is no. And i was only responding to your comment about america being in Afghanistan to "help".. I wasnt talking about other countries because they weren't mentioned in your stupid comment, but now since you did mention it yeah everyone is there for the oil no one is there to help. America doesn't help anyone, they only look out for themselves... Dumbass nazi l2p

  • @cloudstrife9911 lol. You are a big retard. You do know that there is no oil in Afghanistan right? If they had oil they wouldn't be so fucking poor you retard.In fact the only resource Afghanistan has is poppy(opium)fields but they are destroyed on sight by American,Canadian,British,and German soldiers on sight.

  • @Roguesoldier678 are you sure they destroy them on sight? last i checked 90% of the worlds opium is supplied by afghanies assisted by american canadian and british services

  • @zmarcusz Yes they do destroy them on sight what would they gain from assisting them? Afghanie money that's worth basically nothing?

  • @Roguesoldier678 its not about cash..and they must benefit in some way. how do you think America pays for its people? its about resources and control... a paper bill has as much worth as we give it...

  • @zmarcusz Opium is obviously illegal in America so how would the government gain from the opium? Money? If the government wanted money then they would send the troops to Iraq and not Afghanistan. If you controlled a country what would you rather have opium or oil?BTW that was a rhetorical question. But right now there are troops stationed in Iraq though 90% of troops(I'm talking about fighting men) are sent to Afghanistan. So it's not about the oil it's about helping the people.

  • @Roguesoldier678 that statement right there makes ME feel quite embarrssed,somehow i got the impression they did..

    maybe its all the blood for oil rhetoric gets things mixed up

    but i honestly thought they had oil.. wierd.

    doesnt afganistan also have deposits of lapis lazuli.. its where, for a thousand years islamic princes as far away as southern spain used lapis lazuli to decorate their palaces, some of which were masterpieces of engineering (im a massive ancient history nerd.

  • @elgostine Yes, Afghanistan dose have the deposits of Lapis lazuli. If it's all about the resources (it's not) What would you rather have oil or Lapis?

  • @cloudstrife9911 Again my point is proven by me stating "you're the biggest dumbass I've seen in my life" because you thought Afghanistan had oil. YOU are stupid. Nuff said.

  • there goes your tax, stupid americans. Yeah you should be so proud of your soldiers

  • btw long live mortor teamsss!!!!!! I was in artillery in IDF as well!!!!! GJ Man

  • dude what band is that in the end??

  • God bless the resistance! Kill these fucking TERRORIST!

  • @devilrpr Aww is someone mad that they killed you're friends that were on the other end of of that? How cute.

  • @Roguesoldier678 Nice to see that your smart enough to reply, have fun dieing for an illusion. I'm sure your slave masters will appreciate it.

  • @devilrpr Well you have fun dying for a false prophet, I'm sure Satan will appreciate it.

  • @devilrpr You do know that the Russia, Britain, Germany, and Canada are in Afghanistan with us? We are in Afghanistan to HELP people. Also, you do know that they're is NO profitable resources in Afghanistan right?

  • @Roguesoldier678

    1. Russia is not in Afghanistan.

    2. Yes, there is profit in Afghanistan. There are trillions in minerals, and google the Trans-Afghan pipeline5.

    3. The War is making the world less safe. When you bomb someones family, they want to fight back.

    4. America was funding Osama and the Afghan fighters in the 1980's. This is why they exist.

  • @ThePoliticalsongs Unfortunately mistakes happen. What the hell do you expect soldiers to do when the Taliban run into a compound full of civilians and then fire onto our soldiers from that said compound? Yes we did fund them in the 1980's to stop the Russians but that is not why they exist. It is how they got their huge supply of weapons and ammunition. Also the Taliban and Al-Qaeda KILL innocent people for not helping them. Russia may not be in Afghanistan but other countries are.