Bail fairy
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  • Being a here came with a price. So pay for it.

  • Hahaha the bathroom is his playpen

  • What the hell is with all these woman bailing out this gutter trash?! I've watched so many JJ episodes where women barely know these tossers and they STILL bail them out of jail! Let the garbage stay in its bin!

  • Niggas gonna nig

  • wheelie doers = willie doers = lol!

  • Damn that girl is Tappable!!! she is sweet!!

  • I would never bail friends out, because they are going to jail then they shouldn't be my friends in the first place. WTF kind of people are your friends if they go to jail?

  • Everyone out there::::: You get your ass in jail, DON'T CALL ME. Cause the answer is NOT JUST NO, but HELL NO !!!!!!!!

  • The guy is stupid enough to admit to a more serious crime while trying to cover up a lesser one.

  • "Now all of the sudden you see what I'm saying?"

  • shes hot...wanna do her

  • From my part of the country, "Willie" is the slang for your "Wiener".  So he and his friends were doing "*&$^#*&$".

  • *sigh*

  • Come on everyone, let's all do the wheelies! :D

  • 'It wasn't really a chase they just followed me for a little bit.' LOL

  • Would it KILL the defendant to say WE WERE, and not 'was'. Why is that so difficult?

  • @senoramariposa My guess would be that he never learned how. It seems likely that everyone he grew up around never spoke English properly.

  • Defendant sounds like sid from ice age black cousin

  • @TurboKisses LOL, now that you say that, I can totally hear it!! =-)

  • "I get the blame"

    Um yeah, stupid nigger. Who else is to blame for you running from the cops? Stupid nigger

  • @HumaneAnon You can make your point without using the word nigger... ridiculous

  • @sayhi2noble I think "absolute complete and total moron who's a greedy, selfish, narcissist" would describe him better than the way HumaneAnon did.

  • fuck dat willy shit i aint no willy doer fuckin willies

  • The bathroom is my playpen too

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  • The defendant is a fucktard, sack of shit.

  • Anyone who ever makes up that kind of excuse will never amount to anything but a bum. "I pulled in front of an officer and I get the blame!" is a sure sign that you're going to be spending a large portion of your life in jail.

  • friends with benefits?

  • IT WASNT A HIGH SPEED CHASE THEY JUST FOLLOWED ME FOR A LITTLE BIT ROFL

  • DAMN those tits are somethin' else.

  • Stupid girl.... she says her lesson was not to trust her friends..

    the true lesson is not to MAKE friends like THAT in the first place.

  • 3 people are wheelie doers

  • Poor guy has to go to jail in two weeks time and he's being berated by Her Honor.

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  • she can post my bail anytime.and by post i mean wrapping herself around and by bail i mean me.

  • he needs a elbow to that nasty grill.

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  • Instructions: 1. Open mouth.... 2. Insert foot......

  • hahaha this was the best defendant ever xD what a retard

  • she's pretty hot.

  • @MrShitzu24 that's an understatement ! lol - she's very hot ! :)

  • Dude's mouth looks like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.

  • O.W.N.E.D.

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  • The D : Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.

  • The parents of the Defendant should kill him and then themselves for inflicting him on the world.

  • What a thick fucker.... LOL :D

  • And Niggers wonder why they have a hard time.

  • you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose....but you CAN'T pick your friends nose

  • @BocifusPotions Challenge accepted.

  • @RonnyWho Start digging, but your Facebook friends dont count.

  • @BocifusPotions Why not?

  • @BocifusPotions Yes, Mandy. :)

  • Def is an idiot! And plaintiff is equally as big a fool!

  • Whenever Byrd speaks, other than the initial part.. He steals the show!!

  • why are people so baffled when they have to pay bail back by themselves? You got arrested, and you wanted to get out of jail, so obviously it is YOUR responsibility to pay it back?! Logic?

  • How stupid do you have to be to spend FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS to post bail for ANYONE???? ESP a TOTAL STRANGER????? My God; she's an IDIOT!

  • The man is jumpy and the lady is worse than blonde! She got what she deserves by bailing him out. The man is trouble walking!!

  • Man...that defendant is not too bright...lol...and why was the plaintiff trying to interrupt the defendant?! LET HIM DIG HIS OWN GRAVE! Geez.

  • @rassledassle82 the question you gota ask is how smart is a person who dates a guy like this?

  • @TheExparte True, true...

  • what STUPID people

  • JJ's schtick is to get the dumbest people in america in her courtroom and than make fools out of them. Of course, the dumber they are the easier her job is.

  • I have ZERO sympathy for the Plaintiff.

  • The P has some delish tits.

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic

    And nothing like that large nigger cock between them. THAT'S gotta be the only reason this skank would have any dealing with that jive ass!

  • @ndrussiangerman1 I think your comment says more about you and your nigger cock fantasies than it does about the video.

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic

    It's just an observation. Else, why would she have anything to with: THAT ...or, he have anything to do with: THAT! I need remind you: YOU'RE observation of the second consideration I mentioned was her "delish tits".

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic Check out her Facebook

  • @MrLas74 I couldn't find it but I found her Twitter, I don't have a Facebook anyways, but yeah, nice delicious juicy tits, every time they put the camera on her I feel like motorboating those them.

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic Has nice pics in a a tight mini skirt

  • all pawdies? hahaha nice Byrd

  • I think the D dug a big whole for himself, The judge was going to rule in his favor until he said he gave the money not Daniel.. he should have kept his mouth shut.

  • Call me crazy--the defendant is kinda cute in a wierd way.

  • why does she keep saying 10million people she dint included the youtube and all the other sites if she did it would be way more then that i love your show :)

  • That girl is smokin...damn

  • a 20 year old dumb black with a tuft of pubic hair on his chin is exactly the kind of person i'd make a loan to

  • @rddaos me too, id loan him 20.000 bucks but no more than that, im dead serious.*Trollface

  • These cases are a fascinating study of body language. Eyes up , head tilted , hands covering mouth and things like that. I understand how Judge Judy always knows who's telling the truth.

  • God I've been watching these for hours and I think these particular americans are just getting more stupid as the show goes on... it saddens me to think that these people represent the bulk of what is claimed to be the greatest country in the world... with citizens like these who needs enemies lol :D

  • @ds17166 But You Forget One Thing America Is Self Proclaiming Themselves he Greatest country but there are far from it....I dont hate America , Im Canadian And have no problem with a vast majority of Americans..Im ust Laying out a fact..

  • @ds17166 well what you've just said it might be true, but in reality only americans can give this beautiful entertaining educational funny tv show to the world, not any other country in the planet is prepared and ready to make this kind of show. ¡¡Hey Americans!!

    thank you for creating this wonderful tv program and making it available to millions of people around the globe, hurray!!!! lol : )

  • @otirudam lol you are absolutly right - i just pictured judge judy being played out in a country with very bad english accents... alright, you win :) Merry Christmas otirudam!

  • If the defendant woulda SHUT THE FUCK UP.. I am CERTAIN he woulda won the case. But he kept talking and JJ got fed up.

  • here we go again with the stupid mother fuckers who dont know when to shut up. i mean how dumb do you have to be to keep doing it after she already told you atleast twice? are you not smarter than an imphant or a monkey or something really people

  • Made JJ's life easier, she loves it when that happens XD

  • "We was doin' willies."

  • This waste of skin will be spending the majority of his life in orange coveralls.

    Bubba is looking forward to his new toy.

  • Shalimar called and they want their activator back!!

  • "It's all him". Yet you bailed him out.

  • she thought she could get a thrill by making all white men angry by dating a black guy. instead she gives us a thrill watching her fail at life

  • WHAT AN IDIOT

  • the lesson isn't "don't trust your friends"! it is "pick your friends better"!

  • what the hell are the willies?!

  • I love it....see what happens when you don't study in school.

  • The plaintiff needs to learn when to shut up, the defendant was happily digging his own grave for Judge Judy, let HIM do the work.

  • Dame were did the P find this fool at? SMDH!!

  • this is by far one of the most fake show of JJ.

  • chris rock vs cindy crawford!

  • Olivia has a very nice smile.

  • The D looks like an annoying little rat.

  • "When you're in the bathroom - that's your playpen"! LMAO! The plaintiff with the booger nose is just as stupid as her former friend because she keeps interrupting Judge Judy after she's been told not to.

  • Miss Gorin; "never trust your friends???" with friends like the Defendant who needs Enemies. He AINT your friend Miss Gorin!.

  • How come it's never the good guyz who gets the money ??? :(

  • @deadmanavir LOL..GOOD question lol!

  • oh boy. 3:30 minutes in, and Judge Judy is just ready to rip this guy apart..

  • boring case...moving on..

  • i want to punch that stupid plaintiff right in her fucking face, i wish that moron kept his mouth shut so she wouldn't have gotten back a dime. her closing comments were the best part tho.... "i learned a lesson, don't trust your friends!"

    NO YOU STUPID CUNT, the lesson is, "DON'T HAVE DOUCHE BAGS FOR FRIENDS, AND DON'T BAIL THEM OUT OF JAIL !!!"

  • At 8:50 "...i learned my lesson, um don't trust your friends..." WTF?! something's wrong there....

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  • ...amazes me how a young, beautiful,woman would give her savings for a no-good, and yet there ae thousands of good men whom they won't give the time of day...

  • I can't stand all these people on JJ who say "we was"

  • the plumer is a wanker!!!! he took police attention to protect his mate!! lol!!! poor him.. not sure many people will call him again to repair their toilet..

  • White women deserve crap like this when they don't stick to their own race. If you have to have a pet then expect to have problems.

  • its a good thing he's not a wheelie doer they dont do well in prison

  • WHEELIES!! XD

  • Women will take a bullet for some inconsiderate jerk.

  • the defendant is kind of a hilarious dude

  • The P is cute.

  • I hate when selfish ppl let others take the blame for their actions. Not saying he is innocent but i just hate when ppl take advantage of others being naive and kind

  • Hopefully he gets killed in jail so he won't have any children.

  • I gave the money out of the kindness of my heart?! Fuck you you stupid, ugly sweater wearing son of a bitch.

  • "It was´n really a high-speed chase, they just followed me for a little bit" LOOOOOL

    Simply the dummest answer in a court-room ever! LOOOOL

  • thank you so much jjminisodes for putting these episodes on you tube. Thanks again! They are great!!!

  • What the fuck is she doing hanging out with that loser? How stupid can a woman be?

  • the Plaintiff is a nasty ass NLW anyhow… she finally realizes why none of the sistas want his ugly ass…

  • @mattstewart1981 They are certainly noteworthy.

  • @mattstewart1981 How does such a pretty gal with such great tits, settle for this loser?

  • @mattstewart1981 That's really most important,yah.The case was quite memorable also,n'est pas?

  • @mattstewart1981 thanks to your comment i cudnt concentrate on anything but tits...lol

  • Let me guess he was arrested for that dumb ass hairdo.

  • Every time I hear cases like these I always hear "I learned my lesson: don't trust anyone". The lesson IS be independent and let those that get themselves into trouble get out of trouble on their own, and if you get into trouble, DON'T TURN TO A FRIEND!

  • He reminds me of Melvin Dufrane from MadTV. LOL

  • I was under the impression the Bailiffs name-(last)-was Berd. But I see it is spelled Byrd. He is a decent bailiff. Even if he is on TV.

  • This has got to be staged. so funny.

    add some blue and red hair dye and we have bozo the clown.

    "I'm not knowing" ?

    "...the bathroom is your playpen"

  • JJ can hardly keep a straight face. I don' t know how she does it on some of these cases. COMEDY GOLD

    6:00 an "ah-ha" moment for the girl.

    6:52 to 7:19 freakin' hilarious.

    "Your not a wheelie doer" "On that day I wazn't doin' um"

    "odda da kinness um my heart" "they just followed me for a little bit"

    That poor bailiff.

    a friend with no license, and no registration... driving on the freeway.

    Hello Houston, we have a problem.

    I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

  • LOL ! Funniest thing I've ever heard. LOL!

    "I want you to let him dig this grave all by himself !"

    Imagine this, getting stopped by a cop for doing wheelies on the Freeway. hmmm.

    I swear, the Bailiff just has that look like, why couldn't I be chinese, or mexican, or white, or.... damn.(shaking his head).

  • He keeps saying "willes" for the word "wheelies"...driving me crazy.

    Who would waste .10 on this LOSER! Jonathan Spears...Learn to speak and take responsibility for YOUR actions. Now 10million people know you're a loser

  • dude ur stupid lol

  • The lesson she learned is "don't trust your friends" ..???

    ...I ...can't continue this comment I give up, sorry.

  • So many cases like this. Women suing for failure to repay bail.

  • lol Judge judy a trip

  • Why cant all shitheads like these just slide off of the road and die or something... So tired of scumbags ignoring laws and fucking other people over

  • To this day, nobody understands - SHE'LL TRIP THE LIAR UP ALL BY HERSELF, she doesn't need your input until she asks for it!

  • Byrd is just pissed - yet ANOTHER black guy making a fool out of himself and making the rest of us look bad.

  • @Raymint SO TRUE!.

  • @Raymint If stupidity had a color perhaps life would be easier. We now know, watching this show, that it isn't the case. We now know that we're all stupid without prejudice.

  • @Raymint I would have to disagree, Byrd is just pissed because it is another STUPID guy making a fool of himself. You, I, or Byrd are not responsible for another's stupidity nor is stupidity confined to just a race. Stupid is stupid. No matter your race, creed, color, sex, hell, even animals are stupid sometimes. So I must say this much. We all need to stop thinking of race and think of actions and conduct. Because all actions and conduct are performed by all humans. It isn't a race thing

  • @roblou62 ... Look I get what you're trying to do here (or maybe you just misunderstood me). We're still in a position where we have to prove to everyone that we're just as competent as they are. Now that's our fault for not taking this problem seriously enough but also the media's fault for not properly accommodating those of us who AREN'T acting like clowns. 'Niggers' are still being portrayed far too often in games, films, television etc.

  • @Raymint You truly are living in an illusion.Someone has really brain washed you.And who is the "THEY" that you are seeking to prove something to? Better check out your "standard setters",see if they're following those golden rules of which you dream.

  • @serpentinecreature Okay, this is really getting ridiculous. I don't know if you've misunderstood me ... but I don't really care. I don't think it's right that you've taken what I've said and turned into disillusioned waffle (just to seem less out of touch than you actually are?).

  • @serpentinecreature Tell me how you've come to this conclusion? Do you think it doesn't matter how black people behave in the public eye when we have to suffer so many obnoxious clown characters in films and games (as a result, arguably)?

  • @serpentinecreature US is black people, you idiot - and US lot have an image. A culture. One that we used to be proud of but if you look at what it's become (PROPERLY) you'll find that we've got a lot to mend for the future ... because we (just like "THEY", Caucasians, East Asians ...) are just lumped into one culture; right up until we're met, personally, as individuals.

    Calling them "Golden Rules" only propagates the idea that we can't fix our image beyond what we have now.

  • @Raymint You want to talk about idiocy? What gives you the supraliminal ability to place ALL Black people into your own illusive stereotypical view of the Black "race".I am Black also and I am finding it somewhat difficult to fit myself to your Black caricature.And to answer your question "doesn't it matter how Blacks act in public"? Emphatically yes! Because we make up "the public"!

  • @serpentinecreature What do you mean "stereotypical"?! You really have misread the whole thing, haven't you? The douche-bag on screen is perpetuating a stereotype that's been pinned on us. I'M pointing out just how bad a thing that is because, to the rest of the world (excluding the BLACK POPULATION), all we have is our image and the most potent way to publicise it is through the media. it is, in fact, at their whim ... and it's a pretty shit one at the moment.

  • @serpentinecreature And Jesus Christ, man - we make up a minority of the public, so don't you think that might not actually be my point anyway and what I'm actually talking about is how we behave on television etc.? I mean in public, people can see us, talk to us, get a sense of our individuality. There's no problem, in that instance.

    You can check but I don't think I've even used the word "public" until now ...

  • @serpentinecreature Yknow, I didn't actually care too much about all this; I was just pointing something out in a humorous and harmless manner. It wasn't until you lot had found some ridiculous way of telling me off that I had to start this rant.

  • @Raymint  At that rate,you may cease and desist,at your own convenience.Then we can continue to enjoy the other comments.Good day to you.

  • @serpentinecreature There's your question answered on whether or not I'm an individual ... it's that it doesn't fucking matter. Maybe when we all meet each other one day, instead of just getting a taste of one another through the mediums, none of this will matter.

  • @roblou62 We AREN'T responsible for their behaviour but that really is besides the point. Soooooooo many people still think we're idiots. Our current image is STILL disgraceful.

  • @Raymint You can lump yourself into a stereotypical "image" if you like but the US BS has no place in an intellectual society such as ours.You need to cease letting somone else set your own life standards.Be an individual.

  • @Raymint ...who the fuck is US? I am Black and though he might be like YOU, he is NOTHING like ME.

  • @geode32110 Well exactly, he isn't ... I found your anger here with me, I think you might've misplaced it.

  • @geode32110 My sentiments exactly! Well said!

  • She got some rack

  • byrd is such a badass

  • DEAR LORD, THAT MAN'S LIPS LOOK LIKE AN INFLAMED HYENA ASSHOLE

  • @simshigh HAHAHAHA

  • What is with you people? She is gorgeous, like a Pre-Raphaelite model.