Harry Potter Quotes: Hermione Granger's Words of Wisdom

[naricitazz]

Dan: "But I am the chosen" ... Hahaha i love youu :)

[bodomheadbanger19]

1:01 fapfapfap Ginny <3

[TheIronicTea]

Hermione: "Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one."

Harry: -"But I am the chosen one!" LOL!

[SquirtleItsOver9000]

my favorites are "Now IF you two don't mind, I'M going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, OR WORSE, EXPELLED," and, "WILL YOU STOP EATING! Your best friend is missing!"

[Jasafarina]

Do you EVER stop eating? 

[tinyshiningstar]

wooohooo GO hermione!!! (emma watson)

[giorgos9388]

How wonderful!

[longhairedhippie1]

OMG AT :45 i thought she quickly jabbed him in the eye with her wand!

[Naatashax3]

You forgot the line, "Their are more important things, friendship and bravery"

[invisigrlwilbescene]

Just Because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon! Haha love tht one!

[imani11rocks]

I love how she always considered getting expelled more horrible than getting killed.

[Nicole1998123]

"Will you stop eating ! Your best friend is missing !" and " Excuse me, I have to go and vomit"

Love those ♥

[Dude0000579]

Love the 'Emotional range of a teaspoon' and the Punch

[shyamm98]

@Dude0000579 Me too!



[anncraigs]

What an idiot...

[CJaxx55]

Haha I noticed that they lost some of their English accent as the movies progressed.

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

Hermione hits the boys a good amount but they're quite funny!

[Grenade523]

"He's been posioned you daft dimbo!"

[Sprattelnalle]

"Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign" is actually Ron's quote... in the book :)

[forgottenartform]

she enjoys hitting people a lot :P 

[flyingllama77]

I like all of them!

[iluvrats98]

"He's been poisoned you daft dimbo!" lol love that scene

[25catcatcat]

My Fav Part is "HE'S BEEN POISIONED YOU DRAFTED BIMBO!!!"

[harrypotterlover54]

Obviously getting expelled is WORSE that getting killed XD Ok I'll keep that in mynd XD

[mtbww]

Come on Hermione! :D :D

[Lolitalushu]

my fav 'HES BEEN POISIONED YOU DAFTED BIMBO

[TriinSP]

"What an idiot."

[Pokemon7Fan]

*hitting Ron with book*

"Will you ever stop eating?"

"Your best friend is missing!"

[parryxxlivxx]

''That felt good''

[RetroFear62]

"but I am the chosen one" nice one Harry lol

[xXHaileyMarieWearyXx]

"YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!"

"Hermione no! He's not worth it!"

*PUNCH*

[2011angelforever]

I paused at 0:20

[123Missfelton]

the last one always makes me laugh! The half blood prince has always been my favorite movie from the HP movies.

[WhatsHisFaceXD]

"But i am The Chosen One" *bang*

"You Daft Dimpo"

"Will You Stop eating"

"Excuse me i have togo and vomit"

Best Ones by Far

[lilmissmatched334]

@WhatsHisFaceXD thos and Put me down are my favorites

[aisan4494]

Movie number 5 (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

[CamiJohnson143]

Hr: Hey! She's only interestin' you because you're the chosen one!

H: But I am the chosen one.......

Hr: *Slap Harry by the book*

H: Sorry..?

lol love them <3

[TheUltraExpert]

you forgot

YOU.......COMPLETE...........A­RSE RONALD WEASLEY

[santiagoedwards]

its leviOsa, not leviosA!!

[PrincessVladusqa]

What an idiot :D

[HPfinatic1123]

he's been poisned you daft dimbo



[luv2sing789]

The first one isn't Hermione's words of wisdom, it's Dumbledore's!

[makeupfortweens123]

My favorite it "Will you stop EATING!"

[makeupfortweens123]

I almost forgot how often she hit people with books or scrolls :)

[MarshmallowNinja27]

Love it " Yeah but I am the chosen one!" *thwonk*

[HarryPotterLover0224]

Will you stop EATING?!?!?! LOL!!!

[phlearze]

Fantastically fabulous! XD

[Miralvand]

20 people think that its not going to work!

[Kay9384]

"What an Idiot!"

[slytherinwitch14]

hermione is awesome the only timei hated her was in poa (?) when she punchd draco stupid little mudblood!

[Kay9384]

@slytherinwitch14 I know! I wanted to jump through the screen and pound her freakin head in!!!!

[poprox219]

"...or worse EXPELLED..."

[indychik93]

how is getting expelled worse than getting killed xDDDDDD

[dljc1979]

I'M english and these accents are irritating...

I'M GLAD I NEVER WATCHED ANY OF THE HP FILMS!!!!!!

[3456coolkid]

@dljc1979 Good, ur pathetic mind could never comprehend it. And puttin caps and exclamation points doesnt make u any smarter

[ChantalJalbert]

@dljc1979 then why are you watching this video if you find it so irritating?

[HiddenPoet13]

Oh my gosh, I forgot how often she hit people with books or scrolls.

[AsiianGiirll]

Just because you got the emotionrange of a teaspoon! xD

[rassberry140]

hermione shes only intresred in u because your the chosen one

harry iam the chosen one

smacks with news paper

harry okay sorry :(

[Phelpsfan04]

"YOU COMPLETE ASS RONALD WEASLEY!!"

[supersis77]

"Excuse me, I need to go puke..." LOL!

[missyAY09]

@supersis77 "Excuse me, I have to go *Vomit*



[swrandomartist17]

CAN--YOU--EVER--STOP--EATING??­???

[GemYama]

still, "What an idiot."

[BeatlesBabe564]

It's not going to work!

[ThisIsHarryPotter]

@BeatlesBabe564

randomly say that during school. i dont get any weird looks though because peeps are used to it. kinda strange

[MsBlackbelt23]

You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!!!!

[stoxocube18]

when she says put me down now all i can think of is putting her down on a bed and fucking her brains out!

[stoxocube18]

So sexual!

[globetrotterconnect]

put me down!!! now!

[greekgodspownartemis]

at :50 what movie is that one?

[theasdilldall]

@greekgodspownartemis harry potter and the order of the phoenix

[HermiineGranger]

@greekgodspownartemis order of the phoenix

[jothumb]

@greekgodspownartemis

I think it is the 6th film.

[imniamhmoney]

@greekgodspownartemis OotP

[belzzz93]

@greekgodspownartemis deathly hallows

[AliceHaleTeamJasper]

@greekgodspownartemis Order of the Pheonix

[amyclayminis]

@greekgodspownartemis the 5th one, order of the phex

[TrickyWerxx]

@greekgodspownartemis Prizon of azkaban :)

[96blackflag]

@TrickyWerxx wtf?

[TheBCPO]

@greekgodspownartemis

The Order of the Phoenix. Right after Harry kissed Cho and Ron asked what it was like.

[BananahGirl6]

@greekgodspownartemis the 5th

[pipi010898]

@greekgodspownartemis 5 th

[kirokinni]

@greekgodspownartemis order of the pheonix

[skeletoninthecl0set]

@greekgodspownartemis Order of the phoenix :--)

[mynameisnotgotosayit]

@greekgodspownartemis it's the 5º

[ChantalJalbert]

@greekgodspownartemis the sixth one i think.

[Kay9384]

@greekgodspownartemis Prisoner of Azkaban



[giffardful]

@greekgodspownartemis it's the fifth film, when Harry tell Ron and Hermione that Cho kissed him.

[prayusrocks84]

@greekgodspownartemis 3rd

[MrOlenKeegi]

@greekgodspownartemis

Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix

[DinosaursAtWork]

@greekgodspownartemis Order Of Pheonix

[sillyuser100]

@greekgodspownartemis I think that was in the Order of the Phoenix, the fifth movie.

[sayrebeary]

@greekgodspownartemis 5th movie order of the pheonix

[RonnieWilliams13]

@greekgodspownartemis Order of the Phoenix

[hpforever82]

@greekgodspownartemis its from Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheniox

[AlwaysHBC]

@greekgodspownartemis Order of the phoenix :3

[HermioneJG175]

@greekgodspownartemis order of the phonix

[actinggurl101]

@greekgodspownartemis it is in the 5th

[14honeydancer]

@greekgodspownartemis 5 (order of the pheonix) just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon ahahah I love that one

[gigglefruit22]

@greekgodspownartemis I think the sixth movie.

[1997DN8]

@greekgodspownartemis It's number 5. Right after Harry has been kissing Cho. :)

[wavegroupbassplayer]

@greekgodspownartemis Order of the Phoenix,

Ron and Hermione are asking how was the kiss between harry and cho

[theawesomebros1212]

@greekgodspownartemis Order Of The Pheonix

[ARBmermaid]

@greekgodspownartemis order of the pheonix

[BePradaYourself]

you foul loathsome evil little cockroach ! ~~ excuse me i have to go and vomit ~~ (the best) what an idiot ! :D

[rassberry140]

any one notcie at the start draco is staring at her lol

[rassberry140]

it gets funny qt 0:42 lol

[halloweenscary101]

you forgot "its leve-o-sa not lev-e-o-sa" :)

[danmanviolinist97]

0:48 that's what she said o_O

[KarrieDreammind5]

COS: There are no voices, Harry.

POA: No one was screaming, Harry.

OOTP: Nothing's pulling the carriages, Harry.

Harry: Hermione, STFU!

[SabrinaGrimm1]

Hermione Granger loves whacking people.

[lovesucks339]

It's not going to {musical voice} woooork!

[jbfan4everX1000]

i forget which movie is the one where she's slapping wrong with the book telling him to stop eating

[MultiMovies2010]

punching malfoy



[SuperEesie]

Will *slap* you *slap* stop *slap* eating!

[Nopiw]

so hawt

[MrWhiggy]

"...and 'augury' is not spelled with an O-R-G."

[h2ojustaddwatercleo1]

my fav character and this video proves it!

[Rainbor123]

my fav line of hers : that's just because u have the emotional range of a teaspoon

[ImJustKindaBored]

Hermione: You foul loathsome evil little cockroach

-Punch-

Draco: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[elizb1439]

"Do u ever stop eating?" and "What. An. Idiot"

[ImAwesomeYourNotHaha]

"because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." i lol'd

[queenzakiya91]

LMAO I love that Hermione thinks getting expelled is way worse than getting killed!

[Logology101]

It's weird that she's hot now, she was such a goofy lookin' little kid.

[bookdork1]

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

[kaszugat]

oh hermione, i just adore you, and the growth your character has shown during those seven amazing books. we got a hint of it in the movies too though

[gbhasfdbhjgvjhbgd]

and one last one that i love

"take the nice dead ferret!!"

love it the best one X)

[Inceptionfan3]

Ron: Hermione, you're a girl...

Hermione: Wel spotted :-P

[live4fun101]

Hermione: she's only interested in you because she thinks you're the chosen one.

Harry: but I am the chosen one!

*hemione wacks him with paper*

Harry: kidding!

[philsphan227492]

we could get killed or worse expelled

[philsphan227492]

we could get killed or worse expelled! 

[jijannie]

"What. An. Idiot." :))

[ChesseHead101]

"He's been poisoned, you daft dimpo!" <3



[MordredDF]

"Cause you got the emotional range of a teaspoon."

[carrycherry4]

Emma Jean Watson will you marry me???

[carrycherry4]

If you don't mind, I'll go to bed before one of you will come up with another clever idea to get us killed xD PuT Me DoWn!!! NoW!!!! haha :D

[disneyclebs101]

And these r the reasons why I love Hermione! She's 1 of my fave characters!

[AllStar1224]

Every scene after 0.44! I simply love hermione!

[DynamoExplorer]

press 6 with your eyes are closed :P

[ethanboss27]

@DynamoExplorer gay

[DynamoExplorer]

@ethanboss27 oh dear, please go and get a sense of humour

[ethanboss27]

@DynamoExplorer dont call me "dear"...gay

[DynamoExplorer]

@ethanboss27 ok.....go fuck yourself you asshole troll. i am tired of shit from fuckers like you, get your finger out of your ass and stop living, just shoot yourself in the face.

and if you want i will call you bitch then and maybe you are homophobic, just to let you know i am not gay and find it disgraceful how you are using it and you are probably just an annoying kid that hasn't gone past puberty.

[ethanboss27]

@DynamoExplorer my work here is done, thank you for that novel of a comment, (troll face)

[DynamoExplorer]

@ethanboss27 hey don't back out you fucking turd face my work will never be done because i want to rip off your face and post it to your parents and smile while you slowly die in a pool of your own blood, but hey such is life

[meawitchathogwarts]

PUNCH HIM AGAIN!!

[allo5671]

press number 8 best part ;)

[Soni758]

HE'S BEEN POISONED YOU DAFT DIMBO!

[DrWhiskeredCandy]

@Soni758 Bimbo*

[PrincessKiera1]

@DrWhiskeredCandy No, she says Doimbo. I reacted the first time I heard it too, but she says dimbo.

[DrWhiskeredCandy]

@PrincessKiera1 Really? Whats a Dimbo xD

[VIIlncent]

damn, i have to watch them in english, it sounds so much better :D

[chocolateCARAMELLA]

0:47 that.. was... epic!

[toboringo]

what an idiot

[thatsintercityrail4u]

0:56 I know what movie it's from, but what's the situation?

[BlairSophieWillows]

I love this.......most of my fav hermione quotes are in your clip, awesome!!

"It's LeviOsa, not levioSAR"

[ChesseHead101]

@Wilson96HUN Which film is it where she is excited to break the rules

[ChesseHead101]

Which film is it where that giant thing is holding her and she says, "Put me down, NOW."

[Wilson96HUN]

@ChesseHead101 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix :) (HP 5)

[Toontown302able]

@ChesseHead101 Year 5 Order of the Phoenix

[hpstarkidgleek]

Books! Cleverness! There are more important things -- Friendship! And bravery!

[puddlethecat]

its exciting breaking rules

[Beachbum3411]

I love it!! Great video!! Emma rocks in these movies :) what an idiot. *smack*

[0MFGOLLi]

"i am the chosen one" SMACK!

[BlackMountain150]

haha he's been poisened you daft dimbo. PUT ME DOWN.... NOW and how is being expelled worse than being killed ha we love you hermione :)

[flyingpuppy13]

@BlackMountain150 if a wizard is expelled from hogwarts they are as good as dead because they cant use magic and are forced to live as a muggle. so i think they would rather die than have magic taken away

[StarkidHarryPotter]

"She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One" and "Will, you, stop, eating!" and "You foul, laothsome, evil little cockroach *punch* that felt good" :D

[cookiehatesbananas]

"Will - you - stop - eating!!" :)

[EliteShadowKing]

I got here from gay cartoons?