Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris - www.magiaperswazji.pl

[civilwildman]

"Ugh... Bad guy smoke! Don't breathe this!"

[bryanbjt]

heh

[mailman364]

will it chuck norris .... a blender

[MercelisKirsten]

ohw god, toy story all over again ;(

[krisma12234]

Thats how chuck norris gets a hair cut

[monkiesowneverythin]

wow even the toy version of Chuck Norris kicks ass, good thing that he was there since the blender was broken and the bad guys wouldve escaped

[Lasse2383]

pff Chuck Norris didnt blend, he ninjaed him self out...

[YoungDre000]

in soviet russia chuck norris blends you

[kensweetser]

chuck norris is tthe reason why waldo is hiding

chuck norris can ride a wheelie on a unicycle

chuck norris can start a fire with an ice cube

[flyersfan1324]

He should have pressed the "Roundhouse kick" button. Wait, that's a terrible idea. Everyone would've died.

[trueking128]

chuck norris doesn't blend, blend does chuck norris

[StickLightMusic]

chuck norris never sweat, he is just drinking the water out

[1425Stephen]

thumbs up if you type in the search box will it blend and saw chuck norris and clicked it

[BuLu12three]

Will it blend? That is the question.

[mohanferrer]

tha hell was that!

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[uwishyobfwazme]

will it blend?

[tehsilentguy]

Chuck Norris once had sex on top of a semi-truck and one of his sperm got loose and fell into the engine. the truck is know known as Optimus Prime.

[braddy000]

He didnt even turn it on...Chuck Norris just round house kicked them all in a rapid succession

[Bitom10]

Chuck Norris can make a blender blend itself!

[prolol1337]

If Chuck Norris was in a room with Hitler, Stalin & Justin Bieber and he had a gun and 2 bullets he'd shoot J. Bieber twice

[brendonian]

@prolol1337 that's two different jokes...they don't really go together.

[XxMacexX04]

Chuck Norris has a Blend-Tec Total Gym!

[libertycity117]

Chuck Norris is the Blender

[IRaymun2]

bruce lee

[mavoelker]

KIDS READ THE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME THING, IF U TRY IT CHUCK NORRIS WILL TURN YOU INTO A BLOODY MESS

[Noobkilla99786]

The blender must have broken, chuck norris broke it along with the bad guys.

[MRabracadabra8910]

5 facts about chuck norris:

1. he can catch a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.

2. he made an armless man tap out.

3. chuck norris counted to infinity, twice

4. he does not have a watch, he decides what time it is

5. The most important fact of all time is: YOU DO NOT TALK TO CHUCK NORRIS, HE DECIDES IF HE TALKS TO YOU!

[shizzz64]

Lol everything blends except chuck Norris hahahaha

[malinaomonkey]

Chuck has his own Brokeback Mountain, but his is a pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

[Ackack86]

He never actually turned on the blender, it was just Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the bad guys.

[masterchiefownsuall]

in sovet russia chuck norris blends you

[MrPeakpillow]

@masterchiefownsuall not just soviet russia..

[agatho123]

HAHA, CHUCK NORRIS DIDNT GET BLENDED!! LOLZ!!!

[ILoveWarriorCats209]

LOL!

[moejoe199612]

the blender didnt blend chuck norris the blender got chuck norrised

[SilenceOfChaos]

OMG! NOT ONLY DOES THE FIGURE NOT BLEND! IT ALSO LEVITATES ABOVE THE BLADES AS IF HELD BY A TRANSPARENT THREAD! ITS A MIRACLE!

And such is the power of the Chuck Norris...

Amen.

[SilenceOfChaos]

In the original the action figure actually blended, Chuck Norris then stopped the commercial, brought in a giant blender, and put this guy inside, then proceeded to put the same cheesy music track and stand there with the same homoerotic smile as he said: Camera action! And turned on the blender.

It was quite the sight...and yes, while the blender was unsharpened and put on lowest intensity, it took quite a while, but after 15 hours of yelling and pleading it actually blended!

DUDUN! ;D

[SilenceOfChaos]

You read this comment because Chuck Norris willed it, and you wont stop reading it until Chuck Norris says so.

That is the power of the Chuck Norris.

[Numberplay]

10 people were blended by Chuck Norris.

[kiwikemart]

Chuck Norris lost the virginity before his dad.

[tokayhigh13]

chuck norris can't be blended he'll just blend the blender

[SilenceOfChaos]

@tokayhigh13 Chuck Norris cant be blended, the blender will be Chuck Norrised.

[tokayhigh13]

@SilenceOfChaos  yes, yes he did

[SilenceOfChaos]

@tokayhigh13 Huh? Yes who did what?

[PlantOParadise]

Chuck Norris smoke.

Don't breath this.

[StarFoxLover911]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[StrokesOfDoom]

the reason those guys crumbled was because they knew if they didnt, chuck norris would crumble them!

[sakofan9]

[Comment removed by Chuck Norris]

[rootbear31]

Chuck Norris, Approves this message.

[jmister22]

Chuck norris can pee upstream

[iMiguelAOG]

The BlendTec didn't blend the bad guys, Chuck Norris did

[Azeroth01]

@iMiguelAOG WITH HIS MIND.

[Chemicals567]

@iMiguelAOG U rite

[ChangFromUS]

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills, it made him blink.

[Semfir]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[Empire874]

There is no hair on Chuck Norris's balls because hair doesn't grow on steel...

[TheCityLightz]

death had a near chuck norris experience

[daftnorris]

@TheCityLightz u just took that from an iphone app



[bennykell3]

chuck norris blends the blender

[LuminOfMoonlight]

@khami231234 And Bruce lee looked under his bed for Aspirin.

The Aspirin won.

[deadguy718]

R.I.P

Tom Dickson

[ikd900]

@deadguy718 did he die?

[deadguy718]

@ikd900 YOU CANT BLEND CHUCK NORRIS!

[360master72]

@khami231234 you meen bruce lee looks under his bed for chuck norris

[Mynameisjoner]

Chuck Norris' dick is so big it has it's own dick. Chuck Norris' dick's dick is bigger than yours!!!

[20KennyV]

God said let there be light chuck Norris said say please:D

chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits

Chuck Norris lost in checkers to mr t he retaliated by creating racism(:

When chuck norris was born he slapped the doctor

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad

:D'

[MrsNarwhale]

chuck norris has no pubic hair because hair can't grow on steel.

[nawat220]

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[sabrinaiscool111]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he never cries EVER

[Lolcatwitwut]

When you have one dollar and Chuck norris has one dollar. He has more money than you.

[ericpelletier557]

love these flics

[gamezonic]

two boobs look under

[bioshock4xmas]

you can see chuck norris spinning at the top of the blender lol

[SmileyMan440]

Blend your dick

[LegoGenfilms]

Chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird

[conquerlord321]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[mamanettie]

anything can be solved with a chuck norris roundhouse kick

[SurvivorFromKansas]

There is no such thing as evolutio, only chuck norris deciding who lives and who dies!

[HuntMasterRay]

Wow Chuck, i guess that total gym really works!

[Xend54]

@HuntMasterRay lol i have that :D

[Iamatheist1234]

I think chuck norris is the only thing that haven't blend by far on this show

[Opss56]

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stands outside and dares it to grow.

[ViewFix]

everything blends... except Chuck Norris :D:D:D

[sixfouimpala]

i Heard chuck norris can make a space shuttle.... out of a toothbrush

[dragondevel5]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

[TheNp42]

Go to the Google website, click the search bar, and type in "Google Chuck Norris" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky". Read what happens.

[fishrstupid]

@TheNp42 I laughed hysterically when I saw that

[JustSayin07]

i hate chuck norris... ill blend his face anyday of the week

[gaza1098]

@JustSayin07 chuck norris would roundhouse kick you before you could get within 99999 miles near him

[JustSayin07]

@gaza1098 plsss chuck norris cant touch me

[gaza1098]

@JustSayin07 there is nowhere you can go where chuck norris cant go, he can find you wherever you hide

[braydenflog]

You don't blend Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris blends you.

[iFloppyy]

If chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push him self up, he pushes the earth down

[MrSquaretriangle]

not even a nuke would kill him ohh and visit my channel and subscribe smiley face

[lv999iam]

Chuck Norris beat his own reflection at a starring contest.

[mickcroquette]

dude, chuck norris can kill a man with his own corpse

[mrbeatlefan100]

Chuck Norris can X a Y with his Z

[choochoobe]

Chuck Norris's sperm have tattoos saying 'double safety durex won't contain me'....

[KingOfZilla]

chuck norris shot down an AC130 gunship by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.

[It0uCh41]

@KingOfZilla you mean with a tactical insertion..

[evilmunki54]

at 1:03, Chuck is still alive. They had to demolish him another way in the end.

[chumaster90]

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he pissed inside the fuel tank of a truck. That truck today is now known as Optimus Prime

[GoldenPickaxe]

@chumaster90 And when Chuck Norris had sex with a woman in a semi, a drop of Chuck's semen fell in the semi's engine. This semi evolved into Megatron.

[morfin87467]

oh yea well chuck norris can count to infinity....... twice...

[SWBATTLEFRONT2]

Fail.

[cheesyNwaffle]

I'm pretty sure he was magnetised to the lid, he wasn't touching the blades

...*cough* rigged *cough*...

[weeeezzll]

@cheesyNwaffle I'm pretty sure that your an idiot who has never heard of the Chuck Norris internet meme...

[cheesyNwaffle]

@weeeezzll I have and I'm so sick of hearing about him. I dont gove a shit that he can swim in land or whatnot. That's all he's become now, a meme

[PSXDubai12]

@cheesyNwaffle i bet Chuck Norris would kick your balls in XD

[idontevenhavestuff]

@cheesyNwaffle chuck norris is so sick of hearing about you hearing about him. he would come to you and rip out your ears, but hes too busy fighting crime

[cheesyNwaffle]

@idontevenhavestuff Next time you see him, tell him to bring it on. He doesn't scare me

[PSXDubai12]

@weeeezzll i agree creesyNwaffle is idiot XD

[SquinteyedSniper]

I wonder where the original video is...

[SuperMarioxo2234267]

I own all those action figures. SHIT. That's where they went. D:

[whazup50]

There are only two kinds of people in the world.

Dead people, and those who haven't met Chuck Norris yet.

If you're going to say it, say it right. :P

[pantsman231]

beat there ass chuck

[Hognag]

The Bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and friends".

[livingfaluire]

When you google Chuck Norris nothing comes up because google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

[fieryelf]

They say the Boogieman checks his closet every night before going to bed for Chuck Norris.

[BOROUGHH]

chuck norris shouldve blended the blender

[LiveLoveLaugh2112]

chuck norris is the reason why waldo hides...

srry i couldnt resist

[jessicaH5140]

He lives :O

[AnotherNutJob]

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norrised.

[AnotherNutJob]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

[atung323]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he made all the colors. Just not pink; Tom Cruise made that.

[thedungeondelver]

Chuck Norris does not go out hunting. Hunting implies the chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes out killing.

[Rosered241]

i can destroy chuck norris.

[manifier1234]

When the boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris

[flannery2oo9]

chuck norris can divide by 0

[2Seconds2]

Babies cry when they are born because they instantly know that they are in Chuck Norris's world now.

[lynxzrz]

Chuck Norris CAN read a book by its cover.

[Mimicry09]

theres a magnet in the figure, and if you look closely you can see chuck norris at the top

[sterilizer69]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves....

[XxJasonRulesXx]

@sterilizer69 Chuck Norris can also win a strategic game of Chess in 1 move.

[Latin69Juggalo]

@sterilizer69 lmfao

[MegaRad666]

chuck norris dosent get blended, the blender gets chuck norris'd! XD

[InvaderZim390]

Film editing at its finest. But seriously though

[Sturmfavst]

chuck norris is invunerable!

[LikeTheBang]

LOL! he got jokes too! hahaha

[pielord4141]

in soviet russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.

[monk864]

wow chuck survived for a while in that blender

just goes to show

Chuck Norris-( insert chuck norris joke here)- cant he?

[spkligh]

he said kids, not teenagers or adults woot!

[DM4717]

it's obvious there's a magnet. but it's still freaking hilarious

[legoman32100]

SUPERMARIO IS DUMB

cause chuck norris can swallow a transformer in car mode and poop it out in robot mode!

[SuperMarioFTW1]

bruce lee beats chuck norris

[AirborneMotor]

Bruce also has more good video games than Chuck. Kenshiro (from Fist of the North Star and Fist of the Blue Sky) and Billy & Jimmy Lee (from the Double Dragon series) were inspired by Bruce Lee.

[F4tlard]

SuperMarioFTW1, Bruce Lee KILLED Chuck Norris in "Way of the Dragon."

[stoneman472]

@F4tlard no he mearly killed a figment of chuck norris's imagination. No small feet mind you, for no ordinary man could accomplish such a task but still it wasnt really chuck Norris

[SpiffyRambler]

but whose the one still living?

[enclosedinstructions]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

[TheSnowii]

chuck norris can win a poker game with high card 2

*credit to me*

[jmaer91]

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

[ZOMGWTFproductions1]

Chuck Norris went to mcdonalds and asked for breakfast but they said it was 1:00 so chuck norris roundhouse kicked the mcdonalds so hard, it turned into a jack in the box

[DM4717]

ha, that's a new one for me

[pureinhart]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[PunkDirector86]

Chuck Norris can make onions cry

[Jormsay]

The universe is not expanding, everything is just trying to get away from Chuck Norris

[groksqwad]

jesus may have been able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

[erwiney]

@groksqwad

jesus walks on water, chuck norris walks on jesus!

sorry to the faithful for my blasphemic

[tracktorag]

@groksqwad lol

[halotraillers]

@groksqwad Heard that way to many times.

[GTAandrew]

Chuck Norris dosen't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off! :)

[happybirthdayto007]

chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands......when he left the were just called Islands

[san77vb]

Chuck Norris tricked Hitler into declaring war on the Soviet Union, just so that the Soviet Union could beat them and start a cold war between them and the USA, which the USA would win by Chuck Norris roundhousekicking the Soviet Union out of existance

[pureinhart]

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[boba3444]

Godzilla and King Kong were fighting Chuck Noris Won!!!!!!!!!!

[kkurrukk]

@boba3444 Worst one yet.

[san77vb]

In boardgames, if you roll a 6, and Chuck Norris rolls a 1, Chuck Norris rolls higher than you.

[sportycolby]

AHAHAHA my browser crashed just as dhuck norris was about to be blended. prrof that Chuck norris can not die

[jthwdraco]

when at mcdonalds chuck norris was refused mcnuggets since it was 2:00 AM he then round house kicked it so hard it turned into a Wendys.