OMFG - RAGE - Part 23: Goodbye Wellspring, Hello Matrix

[hakhunter]

The moment I saw redstone in the subtitles I was thinking of minecraft and TNT

[PodCap24]

jesse...never play knife game irl

[ChaoticJanzo]

Redstone XD

[MIHAP0]

hello, white morpheus

[gearsofhaloauto]

*huge*

[gearsofhaloauto]

8:30

anyone else see slim with 2 hude ass eyes

[ROBbippbop]

EEEEVEEEN FLOOOOOOOoooooWWWWwwww



[MrWarbarney]

This game makes no sense.... he wasn't days away from being found he found THEM and boomeranged them to death

[LastHazzerd]

You may know how to throw wingsticks... but do you know kung-fu?

[wlman303]

He's always had a robot leg. All resistance leaders have robot legs. Just look at Eli Vance

[BurrTheKing]

The best thing to come out of the game is the engine itself. Character motions are fluid and enemies reacting to where their shot will be a nice edition to new games.

[Influx27]

when's Jesse gonna put out another Rage video? It's been almost a week since the video came out, and since then he's put out TWO Deus Ex videos.

[MadeInChinabich]

hyyy

[CordovaMage]

This game is terrible. Unbalanced weapons, lackluster storyline, repeated environments with respawning mobs, generic quests and side-quests, boring driving/racing . About the only thing going for this game is the procedural death sequences, the backgrounds, and the intro video. The bad-ass intro makes the rest of the game a HUGE let down.

[videogamesrawsome1]

ok ...... I AM FED UP UPLOAD MORE OFTEN SERESLY UR LIKE 1VID EVERY WEEK

ps. I love every thing about this becuse of u I want skyrim rage not so much but Ilove waching it

[skankjochem]

jesse sucks at five finger filet

[videogamesrawsome1]

go ____ yourself @sacreficer

[Sacreficer]

@kurojima by the way you answered that its safe to assume that you didnt play either one of those games. And if I was wrong you did actually play them, then by all means what is harder than them thats only on PC? The only game I can think of is Witcher 2 and even that is coming to the 360 this year.

[zombine64]

i really love how most of the things jesse never knows in games, comes from the hints on the loading screen or pops up whenever you do it the first time -_-''

L2R!

[Skillzage]

i love how within the time you started playing this, your videos made me want to buy it, and play it, and compete it before you've uploaded it all :)

[numberatu]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WAIT TO PRESS THE STAB BUTTON.

[kolowski13]

Jesse you can come back, also save up your racing certificates.

[Verithiell]

somehow i dont see any of your vids on my main page o.O

[Bloodyrobin2]

Didn't he say their base was gonna be a treehouse with a no girls allowed sign on the door

[kurojima]

jesse why are you suprised that the game is easy? its a console port, all console games have to be easy for the huge kid demographic

[Sacreficer]

@kurojima Yeah, that's why Demon's Souls and Dark Souls, two of the hardest games this generation, are both on PC too... Oh wait...

[kurojima]

@Sacreficer lol sure for console gamers i am sure these are the "hardest games of this generation", must be hard to actually use common sense and basic skill for once

[s0m30n3el5e]

@Sacreficer I direct you to "Why I think Dark Souls should come to PC" by Total Biscuit

[PhaseTwoFilming]

Way to describe Borderland Jesseh!

[thegreatninjaman]

minecraft jokes XD

[Wazzinn]

akjjakjaajja white morpheus xD



[hush3r]

I want subway now

[ghetofil]

the worst game ever created is Action 52 and Superman 64

[hatlen91]

Fallout bro!

[nexeos]

Jessie's songs sound similar to Charlie's songs from it's always sunny in Philadelphia 

[ArtyxGaming]

lol 18 10 i was waiting for that one as soon as i heard you saying even flow hmm xD

[Vertikol]

They did make a game like that Jesse, It's called red faction, guerrilla.

[Icanhasnoads]

Damn you Jesse... Now I want a sub sandwich...

[TheHotmud]

This game isn't too bad but it's too linear and the quests repeat too often I feel like they rushed this out..

[TheHotmud]

@TheHotmud And I said too, too much.

[zombiezoomz]

Go Go Go Go Go. Crendor much?

[OpticKillerReviews]

lol this is the worst game created xD but jesse makes it epic:P

[Potatoslayer13]

@OpticKillerReviews WHAT THE FUCK RAGE IS EPIC !! >:(

[NefariousInsanity]

@OpticKillerReviews the worst game ever created is E.T. fyi :P

[sherwoodetc]

Nice Crendor homage.

[KlokwerkSolja]

Yes, that is why they're seeing layoffs now Jesseh. =P

[coregoon]

Jesse stabs himself in the thumb three times in a row - I pause the video and push like.

[ISBN1231]

I guess you could say he won those races with some...

*puts on sunglasses*

EpicManeuvers.

YEEEAAAAHHHHHH

[brotheratom]

@ISBN1231 Can I re-like your comment simply because of it being terribly good? Because I really want to.

[Amaneful2]

3:45 or it could be Ra-Ge-Oh

[Ultracity6060]

I'd say Jesse's all thumbs, but those are the first things he cut off.

[robonerd3]

JESSE PLEASE GET POP ROCKETS FOR THE SHOTGUN. IT IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THE GAME

[BigNatureWolf]

RAGE THE GATHERING LOOOOL

[animeking1357]

How about Duke Nukem's Rage in Skyrim?

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

Dude, stop stabbin urself dumbass.

[HAHA705]

Lol, when jesse kept saying go go go, alli thought about was the go guy.

[StelFury]

Jesse you can leave land mines. you also have a shield and armour repair, not sure what you press for PC but you might want to look into that :)

[GodofChookie]

Jesse is hilarious and I'd love to watch his videos. But putting out 30-50 minute pieces, filled with 50% nothing (or 70% inventory management + walking in skyrim), prevents me from doing so. I thinkJesse would do a lot better with more cutting and editing. But that's just my opinion (yes opinion, not a silly fact)

[thegreatninjaman]

Rage, The Gathering -_-

[biscutbuu69]

"ITS CALLED FALLOUT BRO!" in the voice Jesse did it in and Jesse u should play it its awesome!

[StelFury]

Nice to see Jesse had the same reaction to Olive as I did, was super paranoid about her!

[biscutbuu69]

i love how jesse is like "wiggle ur finger if she ratted me out" and them mick did

[TheAngryJosh]

Haha, Jesse, you have no sense of timing with that knife game.

[booBlink777]

Holy shit, Jesse's the "go go go go go" shaman!

[bryant4521]

I used to eat fresh... But then I took an arrow to the knee:-P

[wowzers992]

jesse make more wow videos i am bored of guns i wanna see a troll smack a retard wit a hammer then shoot lightning at him

[lifeofnothingness]

Itsn't Dead Island again. Jesse picks things for the names

[3ptshooter7]

Is it just me or does the Thumbnail look like "Jesse is so filled with 23 Rage?"

[lifeofnothingness]

@3ptshooter7 i think its always said that

[stoffe920]

Does anyone know what sort of computer Jesse have or what sort of grafic card and stuff he have?

[blanco420]

Do you do anything but let's plays?

[marharth]

@blanco420 He does swtor stuff that isn't let's play. He also does/did WoW stuff. He also has a minecraft series.

[ashedraven]

Anyone else suspects that Crendor was describing Jesse when he did the Go! Go! Go! video? :P

[haiguys21]

18:06 Evenflooow, we're all space butterflies

[aldenret]

Driving my Truck, With my high heels on! ^^

[spanishax]

3:30 I thought he was describing Pazaak for a second...

[fishman983]

@diavoledap its funny how he actually says that in the video

[lasneh]

3:05 you have reflexes of a dead horse. Just sayin'. :>

[xNoSc0PeZ]

at the shop in subway town you can get advanced wingsticks thumbs up so he can see

[hugeyugiohfan]

@xNoSc0PeZ I think he'll figure it out

[muno44ty]

@xNoSc0PeZ hell just get 80 million of them

[TheReallydontcare]

Oh WOW Jesse you sucked at that stabbing thing.

[gredenis]

From now on when I go to Subways, I'm always gonna yell "JESSE COX SENT ME HERE" ;D

[Influx27]

Jesse, you forgot to finish the Postal missions.

[11nikx]

you it's funny, at least Jesse was consistent with stabbing himself in the same spot 3 times.

[Frizfox]

The Rage Scrolls V: Fallout.

[trumpfism]

this game reminds me of hl2

[TurtleLord139]

There are vehicle landmines, press the quick use button. (look at the bottom left for what item is selected) you can use the number keys to swap what item you use

[jandegrote1]

20:34 you are the go guy from wow crendor !

[TheVlp3r]

Matrix ..xD

[TheImgameboy]

*SPOILER*

This game is great but the end was just W.T.F! i Raged!

[Occe94]

@TheImgameboy the game IS called RAGE. Umad bro?

[myminijesus]

White Morpheus?

That feels racist for some reason. but it was funny as hell.

[TheStarkify]

White Morpheus? What's next? Gandalf the black?

[gringo533]

SKYRAGE

[KartKid18]

-Thats how you drive son!

As he crashes into some rocks, lol.

[jandegrote1]

how can you be so bad in that knife game xD lololol realy :P just best not try that in real or you bleed to dead

[a0classcriminal]

Good thing the card minigame plays itself as well.

[yoozippy]

lmao, i love the guys dancing to the right at 11:23 xD

[145thedon]

Jesse you'd really love saints row 3 its crazy :D

[MrYoumouse]

I can stand buffering.

I can stand advertisements.

But the freaking advertisement is buffering!!!!???

Grrraah RAAAGE!

[Andri474]

@MrYoumouse Good thing I see no advertisements because I live in the middle of nowhere.And I thought there were no benefits to living in a poor european country.

[Gabberag]

youre funny in a hardcore way, Jesse

[Akslol]

Duke Ragem? FUCKERS *splut* ASSHOLES! *boom* HAIL TO THE KING BITCHES!

sorry i just had to do it

[MrTripleCC]

13:20

best part

[averagehomie123]

I bet all jesse gets are magnum condoms in his po box all the time. because he uses a lot

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=kRdlbs--RhA

[MrCosmicCosmo]

if racing is really easy, you should finish in reverse

[KaptainSkyrim]

Lol TotalBiscuit @ 3:20

[ight001]

Anyone else notice he bought a load of stuff for his car and never equipped it?

[Influx27]

Jesse, you forgot to complete all of the postal missions.

[lionheart461]

jesse is the subway killer

[CrystalDeathbringers]

skyrage?

[RedSky1643]

When they make Quake V, I hope they don't have too many friendly moments like in RAGE. They weren't bad, just I hope Quake has more people to shoot than to talk to.

[Fraxxxi]

20:10 I would totally go for subway ads with jesse. "boosh! five dollar footlong in yo face, son! john woo styyyle *grabs sandwich like a shotgun* now for only 14,99"

[kielet]

Keep up the good work!

[misternef]

I know kung-fu.

[mbdode3290]

They will probably pay you in subways tbh =/

[icerucard]

Em guys is ther a way to look up all of my comments on YT?

[TheZortaz]

Rage + Fallout = Rageout !...ohh wait thats a game already <.<

[Dedasen]

Jesse! You should play Fallout New Vegas, definitely your kind of game!

[TowerSavant]

Amazing graphics, amazing character expressions... horrible character animations. Seriously, who other than power rangers woggle their heads this much when speaking a simple sentence?

[GethAreAwesome]

@TowerSavant Kind of like how some of the faces we're really over the top In L.A Noire.

[acdcfreakouter]

Yay!! My night isn't boring anymore!!

[Grimarak]

I was once almost an ex-adventurer like you, but then I took cover to the knee!

[urnotmelol]

i lost it at white morpheus

[FLASHoverlord]

fallout bro!

[YouNoob573]

the gogo orc shaman :D

[nsp22]

22:34 "gogogogogogogogogogogo!"

-inside joke.

[Deathwolfasdude]

@nsp22 WoWCrendor's Go Guy?

[RememberOmaha]

@nsp22 It's not an inside joke lol

[adoman99]

I see Strongman Bruno survived.

[water5675]

Hey Jesse has it ever crossed your mind to do a P.O box so fan's can send you stuff?

[RPSBob]

@water5675 Like money, and subs.

[DoubleCrosser500]

@water5675 he has a P.O box >.>

[rootusercyclone]

@water5675 check his FaceBook page, he has a P.O. Box address there.

[joshua91138]

@water5675 What so crazed fans can send pieces of their hair and weird things like obama condoms? (Yes, I am talking about mail time with smosh.

[tazzramizz]

@water5675 yea like explosive mail because he wont do the Mind of Madness quest in skyrim :P

[Deddyloter]

@water5675 There's one on his channel page

PO Box 7309

LOUISVILLE KY 40257

[RustyTheTroll]

@Deddyloter And now hundreds of people will be sending him sandwiches. and by the time it get to his house, he will open boxes upon boxes of moldy food.

Good job :D

[Luwinkle]

@water5675 He has one, ever bother to check the rest of the page?

[lifecrysis1307]

@water5675 JESSE ANSWER HIM PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I wish for mailboxes with Jesse and facecam presents time with Jesse. :DDDD

[gomogomoJosh]

@water5675 he has one on his Chanel its PO Box 7309

LOUISVILLE KY 40257

[Dexterandcesar]

@water5675 im not sure he was our stuff? think all the creepy fans and they sent there creepy stuff like creepers and stuff

[sniffman1]

@water5675 He has one

[jkazos]

@water5675 His P.O. box address has been on his channel page forever, moron.

[TokoyonokuniAndMakai]

@water5675 PO Box 7309

LOUISVILLE KY 40257

Off his facebook.He has had one for awhile.

[Teeir1]

@water5675 Look at his channel page.

[trumpfism]

@water5675 people send him asbestos poisoning and anthrax; he tried P.O boxes before and was in hospital for about 2 months for anthrax

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

fap de fap de fils de merde

[RobertAniFreak]

3:13 "let me guess your looking for some card games"

Jack: CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

[oGBurrlap]

White Morpheus!

[97weirdo]

i want some Subway now XP

[WowLethalone]

Jesse twitter quote of the day :"JesseCox Jesse Cox

It's 6am... why shouldn't you be filled with a little RAAAAAGE (part 23): youtube.com/watch?v=C1V6Fh…"

[Slappybag46]

Dagnab new Youtube advertising taking up mah space and giving me ads for things I don't want and making my words links to advertisements and so on and so forth.

[VirtualTape]

"Jesse is good at stabbing his fingers" :P

[SweetTooth904]

do anyone have a terraria server?

[TehHaxz0r1]

205 views with only 4 likes? that there math don't add up

[Venrion]

Woot, go Jesse!

[pbde1e]

Well these comments are going to be deleted. So BANANAS.

[PitFireZ]

77 you say?

[TheFirraveusCarron]

hey cata you have any idea when the minecraft maps done im getting impatient D:

[claimmedead]

i have had nothing to do all night ... i'm so happy Jesse put out another video! THANK YOU ... then ill go to sleep early ... good shitty day.

[OMFGcata]

It's processing :P 1080p soon.

[mauserdemauser]

@OMFGcata Jesse you did not read my message about getting some big momma's. they are the best ammunition in the game in my opinion.

[niclaseer]

@OMFGcata .... so when are you gonna play Starcraft 2  cause your makeing to many Refrences

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

@OMFGcata salut fils amour moi et de maman vous.you did good kid