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Hey Matt - Patty's just there to do her job and keep idiots like you safe. Maybe you are the kid who no one likes, and have nothing better to do with your time. I know that when I was in college I didn't have time to obsess over a security guard, I was busy with sports, friends, and academics. Maybe you should find a new hobby, or a girlfriend (if that's possible) I'm sure your nights must be getting lonely with just you and your right hand.
christyb147 4 months ago
Pahaha love it! Good job!
musehysteria27 10 months ago
FUCK PATTY THAT STUPID CUNT. I WISH A CAR WITH NO STICKER WOULD RUN HER OVER
WheezyEff713 11 months ago
epic.
TheFlyingCougar 1 year ago
It was LEGEN- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the next word is -DAIRY!
LEGENDARY!
hamdenboy 2 years ago
hahaha that was great
koolay 2 years ago
haha, this is great
marshallsmith19 2 years ago
LMFAO, well-engineered
tskienemy13 2 years ago
Pretty solid. Just make sure you don't over do the next one (there were times you did in this one)
KingsAce 2 years ago
im crying...so funny
justineybeany 2 years ago
this is probably the best video i've ever seen
Tokenblackguy27 2 years ago
purely genius
tfdtl78 3 years ago
great stuff matt, patty was a big dyke
leaniidas 3 years ago
haha im glad you guys like it. the second one is coming soon
malongi9 3 years ago
perfect.
absolutely perfect.
lolzjaykay 3 years ago
yo alongi im in tears right now
this is the funnies thing i have ever seen
buniq04 3 years ago
hahahaha amazing! Java John comment brought it all together lol
Hobbit511 3 years ago
Hysterical. My favorite part was "and get java john here..."
MadamRosmerta 3 years ago