The Almost DUI - Chick Comedy

[Nadesiko85]

DIU are a big deal in the USA. Where I live, if you are very unlucky you get pulled over by the police and the have to choose: pay the bill or by something of the DA´s office, like and air conditioner or what ever. So no, no problem with drinking and driving here

[logawfull]

Yep, a drunk driver hit the gas when the light turned green, and hit me, and I was was behind her. But it was her lucky day because I was drinking too. :)

[Wolfiewolfwolf]

I loved the "dont call the cops! I'm drunk! youre drunk?!" spazz she did XD sounded so real..

[dkfjndfklhklfkldfgal]

shes got an ellen thing goin on but would still tap that

[Nadesiko85]

@dkfjndfklhklfkldfgal I would to. And I´m a girl

[dkfjndfklhklfkldfgal]

@Nadesiko85 Wanna split her ? haha

[lunaticial]

drink a beer right before the test officer I don't want to fail your test I couldn't live with myself

[unholyimage]

She's funnier than ellen ever was. Hmmm. Makes ya think.

[tommy1973able]

if bush were a woman!?

[jnawaz]

haha..the best part was the driving away...lmfao

[MrMaxxypoo]

lol wow thx for drunk drivers hhaha

[MistiLynne]

lol thank god for drunk drivers cracked me up



[FutureMarine246]

wow this chick is actually funny lol

[dsdougharty]

I usually do not like chick comedy but she made me laugh. Please keep actually funny ladies comin'.

[PiosGirl725]

She's hot.

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

She's what it would look like if Suze Orman and Ellen made a baby. Any one see it?

She's hilarious by the way.

[Marika50]

She is too good

[muzicbuff412]

funny

[junibismalis]

lesbian

[Mrcrazyinagoodway]

i like the comparisons that she did between homeless people and pets

[handiest1]

She is wearing the dyke pants....

[shadowchicken]

eh...not that funny....

[matthewvanderlee]

What stand up show does Kristen Key moon her bum at the audience.

[pater429]

good one, i likes chick comedy, gives me something funny to listen to and something pretty to watch, accept if sshe would be realy fat and stuff, then its just like listening to a guy.

[maximumrisk2004]

Who else keeps thinking Ellen Degeneres?

[nadli331]

she looks like ellen and E T and sounds like ashton kutcher

[sadistickitty1977]

i'm totally straight but I would seriously to consider doing her! first time in history i can say that! lol

[ChrisOrErik]

O.O' hahoo..

[robertsrashad]

Looks just like Ellen DeGeneres

[borami22]

look like ellen degeneres much?

[amjPeace]

She cracks me up!

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

she looks/sounds like ellen degenerus

[calliopelynx]

funny girl! & she's pretty hot, too...i would personally hit it six ways from saturday. hopefully she doesn't care that i'm a girl & there's a 10 year age difference between us haha.

[BBPhobia]

She was pretty funny

[taiyo888]

"NO! OFF! BAD! SCAT! OFF! NO!" Ha ha.

[randomgothic1]

DUDE SHE LOOKS LIKE ELLEN!!

[mrsmonkeyking250]

@momintex09 please calm down. it's not like people know that your child was taken in a car accident. it's not like people are trying to make you feel bad, it really was just a joke. if people don't already know that drinking and driving is wrong then there is nothing you can do about it.

[mrsmonkeyking250]

@momintex09 okay, but it is really not that big of a deal. and please stop using your child's death to make people feel sorry for you (and yes you are doing that). we get that your child was killed in a car accident, stop ramming it down our throats.

[RoseBloodBlack]

This woman is great!

[April22942012]

my favorite person EVER!

[11kaylabecca]

she's funny!!!

[Goraiders75]

I luv you so much

[AndrewLover117]

She reminds me of Ellen Degenrous!

[Stingercam21]

Yes, you're right, very similar look, Cool

[taiyo888]

@AndrewLover117 Yeah, I wonder if people are like "OMG Ellen!" when they see her on the streets.

[snoonz]

@AndrewLover117

and prettier than ellen too!

[Kailynholt]

@AndrewLover117 i know right!

[white33233]

ur right she reminds me of ellen too.. i love ellen she is funniness!!

[white33233]

laugh my ass off!!

[YankieGirlinLove]

ILH. :))

[juicygurl09able]

woww i luv when she says she doesnt drink tht much the she laughs...tht part is sooo funny...and i luv the part when she says she keeps a rolled up newpaper in her car and then she says or if ur a cat person u have a squirt bottle!!!

[am2089]

funnyy <3

[kanameknight]

she is realy funny but i didn't get the GPS joke! XD LOL

[monkiebrane101]

the GPS joke is a follow up of her other joke on a different video about the GPS lady's voice.

[XEA6L]

looks like ellen

[mhwaad]

exactly-- even she loos like her behavior

[ocos13]

she reminds me of ellen

[xCourtneyisyourgirlx]

I was just saying "why does she look like ellen"

[CarissaXo99]

@ocos13 Except she's funny unlike Ellen...

[jillerss]

Awesomeeee :)

[xXxLovegameX]

funny!

[simes2112]

Is it me or does she look a bit like Ellen Degeneres ?

[yellowcougar18]

@simes2112

Alot of people say that.  She's very funny.

To me though, she looks and sounds like Tea Leoni, Duchovny's wife. Her voice and acting sounds the same.

[xXxLovegameX]

so ture!

[widim]

Finally...

She's the second ChickComedy comedian [so far] that is actually funny.

I can actually say that I know the people she basing her character on.

[pu186]

amen.

[piegirl42]

bahahahahaha this lady is the best. i want more!

[joebrueske]

Wow. Her O's are REALLY pronounced. Wonder if she's from MN, or Dakotas. lol

[TooFreakingRelaxed]

LOL

[dalemillssydney]

perhaps it is only in a country with so much inequality that joking about homeless people is seen as funny.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

That's a load of shit, dalemillssydney. I didn't especially care for those jokes, but what makes them funny is the fact that most of us are sick to death of constantly being harassed by aggressive panhandlers. This doesn't make us bad people, nor does it mean we're part of the problem. Most Americans are very generous, egalitarian people.

[makegana]

lol MOST people.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Sadly, the ones who aren't that way seem to be in charge of our most powerful corporations.

[NotThat3]

omg she's hilarious!

excellent presentation too!

[112WildCat211]

she´s realy funny!

[TrueAsain]

in the start she looked like ellen too me

[screenflicker1]

she's a lesbian

[FUl0VECk]

@screenflicker1 So?

[screenflicker1]

so nothing you mother fucking bitch of a whore

[FUl0VECk]

wow. you're sad.

[Nebanuitul]

what's DUI?

[HammandClov]

Driving under the influence.

[Cuppycake1011]

funny.

to bad we already have an ellen degenres.

[TheLogicOfMe]

OMG THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME PERSON!

[sycomamie85]

This was pretty funny, but in all seriousness, drunk driving kills, it really isn't a joke.

[CodeXero]

lmao xD

[ncfwhitetigress]

The face she makes from 2:00 to 2:10 is PRICELESS.

[ncfwhitetigress]

I haven't had an almost-DUI.

[BerBarJean]

she rocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[archivesbc]

Excellent end joke :)

[TotalTimeout]

LMFAO!!! This was just awesomeee!!!! xD

[hmeschoolwiz]

haha it was funny but she looks like Ellen

[MaxC17]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that's SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! I love the almost DUI joke

[Der0nITE]

MADE MY DAY! =D

[etheldredarocks]

wow