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[MrFyrfly]

Funniest one of them all! Lol.



[Crazymexican238]

I gotta use that hibernation strategy, looks like it would work lol but dam this is hilarious made me cry haha

[TheReclamation14]

"I just made diets real popular in the light heavyweight division!"

[Albinoloofy]

3:19 lawl

[wardogreed]

IM the sandman BITCH haha

[stillmattwest]

12 people aren't dead, they're just retarded.

[thepersonfromurmom]

He won with tht nut shot

[rockerguy615]

dude i think hes dead..no hes just retarded lmao

[DomsDrumming]

who's the ref again?

[TheIjames]

@DomsDrumming Keith Owen..

[DomsDrumming]

@TheIjames Keith Owen is a fuckin boss

[Pencils440]

Lmfao, nice work!

[dohertyz]

BULLCRAP I wasn't out! that was a hibernation technique to reserve energy hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Coltongirl1]

Its a bird, its a plane, its superman???

[badassfighter21]

a loinsz heartt haha disz dudee isz gayy !!!!

[rschwartz84]

"Tito you're gonna take more shots to the face than your girlfriend." Ahaaahaaaha, LMAO. Tito's girlfriend is Jenna Jameson LOL

[onetyme52191]

LMFAO tthats called my lay down bitch technique

[KaelinSaint]

Crazy shit. I like his gi though..

[jorgekluney]

Geez! @ 1:43 that is soooo gay.

[jorgekluney]

BJJ school?

So gay marriage is allowed in some states.

[Faceboken]

lol one of the tags are dating club for men

[jorgekluney]

@Faceboken HAHAHAA! Too true though.

[CowboyHippy]

im the sandman bitch!

[metaldnbufc]

knock knock bitch

[Hungsizzle]

dude i think he might be dead?

Naw i think hes just retarded. hahaaha good stuff.

-Sizzle

[TrippleLee]

lol who says "Kimerra"

[legendof]

HAHAHA, this is fucking GREATTT! Dude, what belt are you really?

[jaymont1984]

"dude I think he's dead...no he's just retarded"

[ryukyukempoBjjMMA1]

is this in boise?

[TakeshixStudios]

This reminds me of the UFC know it alls who all act all proffesional till they start learning ETC FUNNY AND TRUE!!! but all noobs tap :P or at least me. lol.

[micfiends]

subscribed, awesome shit bro

[JKT6]

Keith Owen!

[juiced8]

Kieth Owen you legend

[theiommi]

0.29 incredible acting skilllllz

[idahofirematt]

@theiommi hey thanks that was me.

[Forsakenguitarist90]

"tito you're gonna take more shots to the face than your girlfriend!" lmao classic...

[100JamesX]

rofl "whos first" #FTW

[clipophile]

This dude personiifes the saying "shut the fuck up and train." XD Hilarious.

[DangerasTM]

oh god thats horrible bout what he said to tito dana PLEASE DO THIS or atleast a set up like bully beatdown come on:)

[celaniphoners]

hahahahahaha

[rhdadrian]

bahaha this is hilarious... love keith

[SnAkEsIdOl]

"Thats a W, thats a W, thats a W"

[iiwatcher]

Lmfao @ "nerve strikes."

[kai199025]

roflmao i love the kick to the nuts heheh

[pusalies]

haha "wait i got a medical condition" "whats that?" "i was born with a lions heart hiijahh" haha too funny!

[TBWdracula2003]

lmfao YOU GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS!!

[miproduktions]

hibernation technique bahahahahahalmao holy shit that is some funny stuff

[NepolianZeeBean]

I love you



[pedro90]

but he did really dog tito out at the end

[AverageAsianMe]

I`m sorry guys...I don't care if you can kill me with a dim mak or break my leg with your pinky...I hate seeing that stupid Camo Gi.

[sikenboy]

"dude i think he's dead"

"nah he's just retarded"

HAHAHA

[JKT6]

keith owen :P

[thegamez83]

Zimm101 you are the best

[itachi17666]

haha hit him in the nugets

[ManaGlassStudio]

Tito you will get more shots to the face than your girlfriend :D:D

[UsingBruter33]

I should warn u I have a medical condition,I was born with a Lion's heart haha

[escobar798]

"I clearly had his right arm in a chin lock and i was paralyzing his left arm with nerves strikes he would have tapped if he had any arms left" LMFAO

[celaniphoners]

@escobar798 hahaha good observation

[TapoutXII]

L0l I love the "Hybernation Technique"

[SNBoxing]

KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAA­AAA!! Hahah, imma turn this place into a tap-dance studio.

[GsxR750Speedemon]

Haha he said it's a hibernation technique I use to reserve energy rofl

[muaythai193]

KIIIAAAAAIIII!!!!!! lol

[monsterabyss240692]

this is where submissions 101 is done

[eFlux]

that was great ahahahahah nice! hibernation technique to conserve energy lol

[leemobility69578]

Hahahaha....

[siqwonnowqis]

thats a hibernation technique used to conserve energy!

[WingedAngelJACOB]

what he said about titos wife was so messed up.

[SuckMehDook]

@WingedAngelJACOB whatd he say about his wife? i couldnt hear O.o

[WingedAngelJACOB]

@SuckMehDook he said that she took more shots to the face than he has she used to be a porn star

[Killaathlete38]

@WingedAngelJACOB its cus tito ortiz beat her...

[mbauer08]

@Killaathlete38 no its because she was a porn star this video was before he hit her

[esl21]

LOL Whats happening!

[ADemonToRise]

To be fair, he did have his arm in a chin lock.

[codymcmurray]

SUPER MAN!!! HAHAHA

[mbauer08]

nice flying triangle counter the hibernation.

[x0xzepwnzor]

HAHAHA I DIDDNT EXPECT THE END AT ALL

[refresherest1]

i like the "hibernation technique"... funny as hell.

[Mueller852]

this guy is so funny

[jaguar004]

KWAAIIII!!!!

[Tracer564]

lol a chin lock

[itsmeatwad1992]

reggie warren jr. is funnier

[3sobol]

he trained there i think he was a instructer so he was able to do that

[Dracen]

Some of these comments are retarded. Most MMA fighters contidtion their shins for kicks so they can check them. If a guy and take a full on thai kick to the shin and keep fighting, then they most deffently can take the 3-4 headbutts maxium while you're on your back before your arm breaks in two. How much power to you expect to generate from a headbutt off your back? Fucking fighter wannabes.

[shogunfan4life]

@Dracen Two thumbs up.

[charliemurphyslaw]

Doesn't the guy from submissions 101 train here?

[larrybagina]

tapout kimira

[bjjbear73]

That is hilarious!!!!! That is great!

[L337Sk1ll3r]

this guy is halarious

[fottballkid11]

I wasnt out, Bull crap that's a hibernation technique I use to reserve energy, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[drdictator52]

I want his belt...

[laokon]

@drdictator52 i think ut's a special sambo belt

[joshthemyth1]

lmao!!!!!

[tcgodzarmy]

cool that keith played along!;) this is to funnny!lmao!

[TheGrimlok]

I clearly had his right arm trapped in the chin lock, while i was parylizing his left arm with nerve strikes! He'd a tapped if he had any arms left!

[tcgodzarmy]

lol 2funny loool

[TravisLikesPoptarts7]

Hahaha ouch :/

[mikeywbb]

just kick em in da nuts hahahaha

[Shadow108900]

Haha hibernation technique

[willwatchtonsofvideo]

This fuckin shit wont load, fags

[Neriak666]

lol I like the guy in the Koral's camo kimono xD

[gijoyojo1]

Enjoy your vids dude!

[sammaggard]

"Dude i think hes dead." No, hes just retarded."

[alexboii]

first they get star struck then they get struck by a star

[duff835]

im going to use that if i ever tap out in a match ill say he had a bee on him lol

[randog69]

almost as good as the first one

[JetsMets96]

ehh bjj isnt for me, not really reality based, only 1v1. Krav Maga FTW! ^_^

[duff835]

@JetsMets96 its not only used for 1v1 just so you know

[Robopencil]

@JetsMets96 Reality is, if you're fighting more than one person you're probably screwed anyway.

What I think BJJ has going for it over Krav Maga is that you practice your techniques against resisting opponents every day.

It's why other martial arts like Judo, Sambo, Boxing, and Muay Thai are so effective as well. You spar against resisting opponents on a daily basis.

In Krav Maga you just go through the motions, and to be honest that's not a great way to train.

[101whalesushi]

Does it depend on the style or the person who pratices it?

[JetsMets96]

Well i do Commando Krav Maga which is more reality based than traditional Krav, its also much more affective. Look up CKM and youll see what i mean.

[101whalesushi]

@JetsMets96 .Ok.I will have a look.I am no authority on the matter so I am would not take what I say as gospel I would have thought it would not depend on what style someone learns it would be whose the better fighter on the day.

[Dabidabida]

@JetsMets96 hehe the leader of CKM claimed that he was in the special forces of israel when he really just was theyr fitness coach. Amir got millions of lawyers and trials up his ass. Really he dosen't know shit and CKM lie is going down all over the world.

[JetsMets96]

@Dabidabida Yup, exactly why I do systemma now :D

[Dabidabida]

@JetsMets96 why don't just train MMA or regular krav maga. Systema is some fucking "we have jedi powers" bullshit worse than CKM. Systema dosen't incorporate any other moves than what they do. When you are in a real fight you cant friggin wiggle like a worm as they do in systema.

[318SIDAVE]

@JetsMets96

Don't smash one style and praise the other because i ca find 100 arguments on why both are effenctive and even Jitz >>> Krav Maga.

[locatedmma]

dude some stuff was very funny, and some stuff weren't.

[mragent24]

First you get star struck then they get struck by a star. LOL

[nateP82]

so is anyone ever going to actually get in his guard?

[duff835]

@nateP82 lol

[DiveBum18]

BJJ school LMFAO

[TheMMAdragon]

i paralized his arm with my chin and was doin nerve stricke to his other arm you guys are awsome

[GJJalltheway]

1:52 "tapout kimera" haha

[TTT808killa]

hahaha a hibernation technique

[dovaje]

lol "I definitly had his right arm in a chin lock" hahahahaha. Dude is crazy.

[MrRoberttodd22]

that was a nice flying triangle

[Sphereshock]

To really get experienced in any martial art, you can't just watch a video. You have to train in it.

[Sphereshock]

It really is true. It's hilarious how many people I talk to who say they "train" UFC. Saying how they've watched tons of it to know the moves. Seriously lol, UFC is not a martial art. I myself do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Muay Thai. Every once in awhile we'll get people coming in saying they've watched UFC for awhile and have experience in it from the show...they soon figure out that they u can watch UFC all you want, but to really get experienced in it, you have to train in it under someone.

[TheMMAdragon]

Totally agree with you bro i do bjj and muay thai too and peolple reckon that their pros cuz they watch the ufc

[Passenger87]

Train UFC? eh? You mean MMA? There are MMA classes I take MMA class 2 times a week as well as BJJ 2 times a week and Kempo Jujitsu 2 times a week it exists. MMA is using Wrestling, BJJ, Muay thai, Boxing, Kickboxing all in one and more so you can defend against punches while in the guard or mount ect in BJJ you cannot punch one another so shelling up holds no purpose.

[sergingic]

boring

[ilovedestinee1]

hahahaha i like the end the best i fuckin hate tito's punk bitch ass but id still fuck his gf

[XxBeastOfBreyxX]

Hahahaha now everybody knows I have the skills to end the fight with one shot....hahahahaha holy shit that was so damn funny

[mrhpe]

hahahahahaha very nice !!!!

[schufflerbot]

thats hilarious.

'tito - youre going to take more shots to the face than your GF...'

holy shit, i spat my coffee out at that line.

[dittrch388]

i like how some of u faggots think this video is spost to be real

[xShARpSHoTv2x]

all the submissions are real retard but obviosly theres a script

[MidWestOutdoorz]

'FIRST THEY GET STAR STRUCK... THEN THEY GET STRUCK BY A STAR!" lmao!

[tagabukastubo]

hahaha bass rutten's "KICK TO THE BALLS"... now that's a street fighter ...hahaha

[ricosuave3355]

"OMG whats happening?" "no no NO NO NO"

haha dam im gonna use like half the lines from these 3 videos for my bjj class. does anybody else hear him make like a turkey sound

[ricosuave3355]

turkey noise at 1:40 when he gets flipped

[HonesdaleWrestler]

dude ive been doing that, and acting like him, and theyre like wtf are you doing?

[ricosuave3355]

yeah i tried the tap or i snap! line from the first one while doing a standing knee bar and he just looked at me and slapped me across the head lol

[bob19912]

"that was a hibernation technique used to conserve energy!!"

hahaha

[C7555]

It Was A Good Fight Heeya!!!! Kick In The Balls

[jkjm1994]

TXrakkasan hahaha biggest lier ever yea ur skit mate just cuz u watch ufc dont make u tough

[jtmsl]

dont take ppl so lighty thats the worst thing you can do

[KaibaThaDon]

pwned. hilarious

[TXrakkasan]

bjj rules you dont use. You can use bjj though but it too doesn't always turn out so great. Pulled off a armbar on a dude that was postered up and i was on my back. Dude caught me a couple times and i got lucky. I won the fight but lost if you went by damage done. if he had bitten me though I would have happily broken his arm.

[Vash1202]

In a real fight though you can punch him after you break his arm :) then you would win on damage

[mitausnor]

"look on the brightside tito, you'll finally get to be in the ring when chuck gets knocked out" haha!!!

[timmafee0]

aha this guys hilarious

[icemanlonewolf]

"bullcrap, that's a hibernation technique I use to conserve energy" LOL

[OhhJacobi]

lol combat sports is not for you man !! try acting ,youre a good comedian hahah !! you can be a star !!

[godly04]

BJJ isn't even street applicable.

BJJ is a system that relies on the good mannered rules of sport.

Most submissions can easilly be countered with a head butt or even biting if you have to.

By street rules BJJ cant help very much :P

[MissyREP]

Why would you use proper 'BJJ' rules in a street fight? In a street fight there are no rules! Lol. Vale Tudo!!

[jbone488]

wrong

[timmafee0]

so when i have ur arm twisted behind ur head about to snap are you going to bite me?

[godly04]

There is no submission involving an arm being twisted direclty behind the head...

Stfu keyboard warrior, stop immitating.

[timmafee0]

kimura from guard...

[godly04]

Let me rephrase

There is no bjj submission that involves the arm being snapped around the head that can't easilly be countered with a headbutt to the face.

[latinwolf92]

@godly04 LOL, brazilian jiujitsu was designed for street fights... it was later modified for sport and competition... Vale Tudo fights (fights where anything goes) in brazil were ALWAYS won by the gracies and jiujitsu players

[jtmsl]

a kimura from guard will pull your arm right over your head

[AFGalwayz]

what if the bjj guy decides to fight dirty? you screwed

[samgrosse]

@timmafee0 Yeah, when you have a kimura you're not gonna finish it with a closed guard so all one has to do is roll forward and give up mount if the shoulder is about to bust, but then he can bite you.

[latinwolf92]

@samgrosse Marcelo Garcia vs Jacare?

of course you can finish a kimura from full guard

[samgrosse]

Yeah, there's a difference between closed guard and open guard. Both are considered full guard. If you were talking about the kimura that Gacare puts on Garcia, that was done in open guard, not closed.

[latinwolf92]

@samgrosse oh i see if thats what you call open guard i get what you mean.. but open guard is typically known as when the opponent is outside of full guard, not in... But i get what youre saying

[duff835]

@latinwolf92 no your wrong samgrosse is right what your talking about is half guard, and if there totaly out of the guard its called side controle, and i know this not from watching ufc i train in mma so im not just saying this because i herd it on tv

[latinwolf92]

@duff835 @duff835 bro, im a blue belt in brazilian jiu jitsu, trust me...

youtube "open guard sweep" thats what open guard is... half guard is with one leg trapped.. side control is something completely different from what im talking about...

By the way, you cant "train in mma", you could do separate martial arts and combine them..

[duff835]

um... i just said that and you just repeated me... im just saying open guard is still full guard just open and not closed, and yes i train in mma i train in a mix of martial arts all put together, i don't train in one thing i train and a mix of things "mma" and i don't care what belt you are that doesn't matter to me, not saying your bragging your just showing you have a backround im just saying i hate belts and i train in the same thing and never go up one belt because anyone can beat anyone

[latinwolf92]

@duff835 lol open guard isnt full guard, but alright man we're just going in circles now...

[DevilDog0228]

You actually can "train in MMA" i train at american top team in coconut creek. i take a muay thai class, boxing, and BJJ, and i also take a "MMA" class which we basically train and spar and go over everything.

[latinwolf92]

@DevilDog0228 oh i understand that, i also train in florida out of extreme mma, but what im saying is alot of guys try to act tough and say "yeah man i train in mma", when in reality, and tell me if i am wrong, you will get no where just training "mma", you have to be great at each individual discipline, you will get no where out of just "mma classes", like you said, its just a review

[DevilDog0228]

@latinwolf92 Yea correct you can not JUST train in mma you will not go anywhere.