Well, I'm happy to say that my new CD with this song on it is finally available. It's called L.A. Dream. And I think the recording's better than this one. In this one I was extremely sick. You can get it on i-tunes. Thanks, HP
Well, I did manage to find it, rummaging through old CDs. I uploaded it on my channel (Don't spam me, people.) out of convenience, because I couldn't find the song anywhere on the internet.
Why's everyone bring up Stephen, he wasn't first at the singing thing. I had Henrys cd a few years b4 I even heard of Steven...But I love you both among a few other greats.
wow, i came back to give him another chance, you cant but compare him to stephen Lynch, his voice sucks, his dumbass smokes, so if he had a good voice he sounds like Jack Klugman, his banter between the song sucks the lyrics arnd song are unimaginitve and forgetable. Ugh
lol i love how each time they tell a joke like this the lyrics change just a little...
CD VERSION: PUNCH a little kid in the face, an asked if i could do a line of coke off of her HOOTERS, much to my supress, etc.... Cuz theres no need for me to BE GETTING TRANSFESTITE HOOKERS anymore because etc...Because i had myself... A REALLY LOVELY time.
Who gives a flying fuck about Stephen Lynch? The main point is this guy is not all that popular but he's funny and not that great but he's nice if you need a good laugh. Stop arguing about Lynch vs. Phillips and get on with your sorry lives, by god!
Steven lynch was good, but all he does now is sex jokes, so he gets old after awhile now. Henry Phillips is much better, because he stays along his style, instead of doing whatever anyone else wants. I will always have a soft spot for Steven, but he gave his chance away for money.
First of: whoever compares him to Steven Lynch GTFO. They use clearly distinct styles of comedy. I enjoy them both, since music comedy is the concept of choice for me. They're equally good, but in different ways. Steven Lynch's comedy can be compared to Jim Carrey, while this guy is more in the style of... I dunno... Adam Sandler maybe.
Lastly: this guy's f***ing great!
"On the Shoulder's of Freaks" is better than this song thought, IMO.
on the shoulders of freaks is the best... check out chance sparhawk's version of it. it's great.
henry's not all that much like adam sandler. they're kinda way opposite. adam sandler goes for a kind of childish and wide-eyed approach, whereas henry seems to be scorin big time with nightclub crowds! woo!
His voice is low in this, because he probalby smokes ciggerettes and is screwing up his voice, it always makes me wonder why people who's whole livlihood is based on their voice, but they snmoke to ruin it. It doesnt matter, this guy is an exteme poor mans version of Stephen Lynch, which isnt a bad thing, I mean if hes happy with touring shitty clubs, and people in small towns who dont have the means to see Stephen Lynch see him , well I guess its a win win.
Well no, not all guitar comics are Stephen Lynch. I'm not even saying that Henry Phillips is trying to be like Stephen Lynch. AS far as I know Henry was doign this before Stephen. I am simply saying that if you have seen them both, you are forced to compare the two, and Henry doesnt measure up. Sorry dude.
uhhhh yes he does. he's funnier than stephen lynch. now you're saying that comedians who play the guitar and don't play in big ass arenas and shit aren't funny? in that case, the beatles were a terrible band from 1966 to 1970 (RIP) because they decided to stop touring.
Been wondering the same thing for the last 6 years already. Heard "What Do You Want Me To Do About It?" on an online stream looong ago and was flabbergasted! Then bought the "On The Shoulders Of Freaks" CD and was even more surprised. "The First Time I Saw You" is killer-funny too! :-D
I hate when YouTube comments ruin the jokes by telling me what's going on.
metalpayne3 9 months ago
holy shit, it's the guy who make the preview voices in the movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
magggie 10 months ago
Just watched His movie last night its called "Punching the Clown" this song is in it and thats what brought me here lol
MrSamuraki 1 year ago 5
Well, I'm happy to say that my new CD with this song on it is finally available. It's called L.A. Dream. And I think the recording's better than this one. In this one I was extremely sick. You can get it on i-tunes. Thanks, HP
henlips 1 year ago 21
@henlips Thank you for all the great times between BOB AND TOM, CD'S and live shows. You make the night out always worth it! Todd Fresno
Wheelchaser1962 1 year ago
Inherent wisdom in this song is live everyday like it's your last and you'll have a blast.
HigherPlanes 1 year ago
anyone have the chords for this?
johnnysbasement 2 years ago
@johnnysbasement I think its DMaj-GMaj-e minor-a minor
PineAway515 1 year ago
Can anyone post a video, or link me to a video of "Your Tax Dollars at Work"?
I've searched Youtube from top to bottom, and I can't find it anywhere.
darken27 2 years ago
@darken27 lol... I know your comment is old but thats a funny song...
dustin10101 2 years ago
Well, I did manage to find it, rummaging through old CDs. I uploaded it on my channel (Don't spam me, people.) out of convenience, because I couldn't find the song anywhere on the internet.
darken27 2 years ago
Then I'm on my way to your channel. =)
dustin10101 2 years ago
I love steven lynch, but I heard Henry first
TheMistressDianna 2 years ago
I have found this incredibly funny. Yes I did. But it made my soup disappear. arugh. better go make another one.
eraf 2 years ago
Why's everyone bring up Stephen, he wasn't first at the singing thing. I had Henrys cd a few years b4 I even heard of Steven...But I love you both among a few other greats.
JesuszillaCorp 2 years ago
@JesuszillaCorp Him and stephen are two of the best... Bo burnham is catching up with them. (I know this comment is quite old)
dustin10101 2 years ago
Love this guy. I do musical comedy as well so check out my vids!
chadneidt 2 years ago
"i better wipe up and see what the fuck's going on" hahah :P
VrEn0V 3 years ago 30
wow, i came back to give him another chance, you cant but compare him to stephen Lynch, his voice sucks, his dumbass smokes, so if he had a good voice he sounds like Jack Klugman, his banter between the song sucks the lyrics arnd song are unimaginitve and forgetable. Ugh
puppypoo1978 3 years ago
haha
sethocopia 3 years ago
I'm only 5.. LMFAO!
Hawks9718 3 years ago
Surprised you found that funny as you're only 5 ;-)
beardy200 2 years ago
very very funny guy
spacexploder 3 years ago 4
lol i love how each time they tell a joke like this the lyrics change just a little...
CD VERSION: PUNCH a little kid in the face, an asked if i could do a line of coke off of her HOOTERS, much to my supress, etc.... Cuz theres no need for me to BE GETTING TRANSFESTITE HOOKERS anymore because etc...Because i had myself... A REALLY LOVELY time.
666over777 3 years ago
Who gives a flying fuck about Stephen Lynch? The main point is this guy is not all that popular but he's funny and not that great but he's nice if you need a good laugh. Stop arguing about Lynch vs. Phillips and get on with your sorry lives, by god!
PersephoneRaven 3 years ago
Steven lynch was good, but all he does now is sex jokes, so he gets old after awhile now. Henry Phillips is much better, because he stays along his style, instead of doing whatever anyone else wants. I will always have a soft spot for Steven, but he gave his chance away for money.
Max Hamee
Gungho73 3 years ago
First of: whoever compares him to Steven Lynch GTFO. They use clearly distinct styles of comedy. I enjoy them both, since music comedy is the concept of choice for me. They're equally good, but in different ways. Steven Lynch's comedy can be compared to Jim Carrey, while this guy is more in the style of... I dunno... Adam Sandler maybe.
Lastly: this guy's f***ing great!
"On the Shoulder's of Freaks" is better than this song thought, IMO.
ViGiLANTE1911 3 years ago 2
on the shoulders of freaks is the best... check out chance sparhawk's version of it. it's great.
henry's not all that much like adam sandler. they're kinda way opposite. adam sandler goes for a kind of childish and wide-eyed approach, whereas henry seems to be scorin big time with nightclub crowds! woo!
oeddawg 3 years ago
This guy sucks dick
ceejay0999 3 years ago
Hey dude under me F$#@ YOU MAN F&%# YOU!!!!!!
Eman100000 3 years ago 6
His voice is low in this, because he probalby smokes ciggerettes and is screwing up his voice, it always makes me wonder why people who's whole livlihood is based on their voice, but they snmoke to ruin it. It doesnt matter, this guy is an exteme poor mans version of Stephen Lynch, which isnt a bad thing, I mean if hes happy with touring shitty clubs, and people in small towns who dont have the means to see Stephen Lynch see him , well I guess its a win win.
puppypoo1978 4 years ago
Woah, puppypoo? your username is puppypoo? well 'nuff said about that one.
So all guitar comics are stephen lynch now?
I bet you like dane cook too...you poor sucker
thisguy271 3 years ago 2
Well no, not all guitar comics are Stephen Lynch. I'm not even saying that Henry Phillips is trying to be like Stephen Lynch. AS far as I know Henry was doign this before Stephen. I am simply saying that if you have seen them both, you are forced to compare the two, and Henry doesnt measure up. Sorry dude.
puppypoo1978 3 years ago
uhhhh yes he does. he's funnier than stephen lynch. now you're saying that comedians who play the guitar and don't play in big ass arenas and shit aren't funny? in that case, the beatles were a terrible band from 1966 to 1970 (RIP) because they decided to stop touring.
nice reasoning puppypoo.
oeddawg 3 years ago
"you are forced to compare the two, and Henry doesn't meansure up in my opinion. Sorry dude." <== Fixed :D
TheFuror1191 3 years ago
how did you get video quality so good?
Jangaboo 4 years ago
he could do great as a bryan adams cover "artist"
PlatonicFriend 4 years ago
Henry Phillips is awesome! i saw him on comedy central and he did 3 songs lol :P he is so cool!
gaara8soad 4 years ago 3
How come he isn't more renown? He is amazing. Comedic and musical genius.
PsychosomaticAddict 4 years ago 6
Been wondering the same thing for the last 6 years already. Heard "What Do You Want Me To Do About It?" on an online stream looong ago and was flabbergasted! Then bought the "On The Shoulders Of Freaks" CD and was even more surprised. "The First Time I Saw You" is killer-funny too! :-D
Meowbay 4 years ago 2
ive seen him hes awesome
liquidwrench63 4 years ago
Probably because he's been smokin a lot. Most comedians do. Henry Rocks!
dx0525 4 years ago
i love him!
donovan24z1 4 years ago
Why is his voice so deep here? It's weird... if you watch his other vids, he has a pretty high voice..
Mute711 4 years ago
hilarious, henry phillips regular on bob and tom
cpeti77 4 years ago
I wish someone could put "worst waffle shack in the nation" on here
foxstang89 4 years ago
'well much to my surprise she said she didnt have a vagina...
and much to my surprise i didnt care' hehehe XD
jonnyfromscotland 4 years ago
oh, fuck! that was hilarious! that made my day! thank you halfdoghalfdeer!
codylowe0788 4 years ago
Dave Matthews Band ROCKS!
Seraph117 4 years ago 2
lol funny :D!!
defragen1 4 years ago
yea....this rocks
micCubes 4 years ago
HILARIOUS!!
ninjajeremy 4 years ago