Ah Mr Denton, I shoot you in the anus by Unknown Artist

[FBIMaker]

Ok so, WTF? o.O

[ComradeLibertarian]

What a rotten way to song

[BGHetfield96]

Jees, the theme song sounds like a communist march here.

[SigmaX01]

Reminds me of Kompressor

[gubl3]

I never asked for this.

[asdfghjkl2222]

REINSTALLING

[DGneoseeker1]

What the hell did I just watch?

[UreksatheJade]

GOSHYES

[benos]

#EPICWIN

[Gumbo550]

dat song title

[Shapecharge08]

Where can I download this song?

[illegalusername]

My vocal chords are augmented

[RGDcommentnode]

I... I... I thought this was a GEP gun.

[jyrque]

What a shame.

[idwita]

single most whacked-out retarded thing i seen in a long time.

thanks?...

[NanoCreed]

Memories.



[NanoCreed]

LLLLMMMMFFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOO 5 people have not played Deus Ex.

[ComradeLibertarian]

JC Denton's friends are gay

what a shame

[hadakang]

somebody post an mp3 download link for this shit!

[lovelyhayle]

haha ohhh that made my day:)

[briani4735263]

That was the most ridiculous and the most awesome thing I have ever heard.

[eepberries]

this song was either done by KOMPRESSOR or somebody trying to sound like them

[MetalHimera]

His anus is augmented

[PizzaDinosaur]

a bomb.

[HolyCrispyCrap2]

What a shame.

[Dageoffant02]

My bassline is augmented. 

[DocWilyZ]

Wait wait wait; Tracer Tong was a good guy.

[Lowendrach]

@DocWilyZ what a shame

[DocWilyZ]

@Lowendrach He was a good man...what a rotten way to rhyme.

[DrZaiusarm]

@DocWilyZ Rhetoric? And you believe it?

[Lowendrach]

happy 10th birthday Deus Ex!

[fonkymaster]

WTF???

[Lowendrach]

@fonkymaster what a shame

[Yobzeh]

what game is this? 

[DocWilyZ]

What's that, JC? Paul's trapped with a bomb!? Go save him, JC!

[0Angel0A]

My favorite part was 0:00 to 3:17.

[spiderplant]

Oh my god, JC! A SONG!

[esejony65]

@spiderplant A SONG!?

[judgeofdchaos]

The weirdest thing about this song is that the last "OH MY GOD JC A BOMB" is better voice acting than the original

[zionravescene]

O_o

[xelpoyodiablox]

Haha, god damn, this thing got around didn't it? Here's the rest:

"Your boss sent you to kill me...

We'll chop you up and eat your corpse..."

(I think 'coat' is way better though, so let's leave it as that. Eating a man's coat has got to be a major kick in the nuts)

"You have a stupid virus"

"My thugs are getting closer, We will blow you away!"

"It is me Gunther Hermann, My body's big and metal, my accent's very German"

And finally it's "We'll punch you in ze colon, und shoot you in ze ass"

[xelpoyodiablox]

Well done on figuring out what most of that staticky blithering meant, by the way.

To this day I still have no definite idea why we made this shit, Deus Ex was just that kind of game. Here's to the OpenGL glory days of ass-shooting.

[Lowendrach]

Sweet! I wondered if I'd ever know who made this, and now thanks to the magic of the internet I do!

Thanks for making this hilarious song.

[fonkymaster]

@xelpoyodiablox

You made THIS? Must of had fun.

[MahajiHaji]

AHH Mistah denton, I shootchu in ze PINGAS. (Someone had to say it...)

[ScreemingMantis]

no, no they didn't.

[MahajiHaji]

YOU shut the fuck up.

[ScreemingMantis]

emphasis where it isn't needed: check

unnecessary hostility: check

defending something that shouldn't be defended: check

This is a good comment.

[MahajiHaji]

Ignorant behavior: Check

No capitalization with your bullets: Check

Getting angry with someone over the internet: Check

Not realizing that the person was just joking: Check.

Not knowing the person before posting something dumb: Check

Realizing by the time you reached the end of the comment I'm a hypocrite: Check maybe, maybe a half check

Still not realizing I'm just joking: Check.

[sonicvisions]

For the record, the line "My Body's made of metal, My ass is very sure"

Is in fact: "My Body's made of metal, my accent very German".

Trust me on this.

[Lowendrach]

Ok, that makes more sense.

I changed it in the annotations, maybe I'll change it in the video description later.

[fakenamefakeblackguy]

One more:

- "My cuts are quickly coming"

should be "My guards are quickly coming"

[TheHornyMortician]

Your brother is a Communist and ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE GAY!

[fakenamefakeblackguy]

some of your lyrics seem to be wrong:

-"You're brought here to kill me"

Should be "Your boss had said to kill me"

-"To have it you must fight us"

Should be "You have a super-virus"

I don't think "my ass is very sore" is right, but I can't hear what it really is. Personally, I think it still fits.

You cannot fight zee nazis seems right.

[Lowendrach]

Hmmm, I'm still hearing the words I heard at first, but it's always difficult to hear exactly what's being said in song lyrics.

Maybe I should listen to the track slowed down sometime, that may help

[Lowendrach]

Ok, update: I've decided that in fact you are correct about the first two and have changed them in the video description. I've also decided that "my ass is very sore" should be "my ass is very sure" which makes more sense in context of the next few lines.

[TGram29]

My ribs hurt now I laughed so hard.

[Kazlor]

I have been trying to find this song for a few weeks now, I had the mp3 of it until my computer decided to kill itself in a fit of emo. And this is an awesome version to come across. Not to mention, it's the only working link with this song on it. :P

[Lowendrach]

just search on google for jcdvocalwav.mp3 some page should give you a downloadable link to the track that works.

[Kazlor]

Dude, awesome! I found a copy, thank you very much.

[Oirishmartin]

What in the HELL is this lol awesome :)

[MahajiHaji]

Oh my god JC, A bomb!

[ZeetherKID77]

lyrics now

[Lowendrach]

UPDATE: I tried to transcribe the lyrics and posted the results in the video info. Also, annotations.

[Burnyhands]

OMG xD