Glenn Beck's Common Sense Comedy Tour

[PamelaRP]

Great video of this amazing man I love that is so funny. Last year went to all three movies and the O;Reiley thing too. Loved all of them and thanks for the post here.

[dignerds]

this was the opposite of funny,secondly-alot of conservatives DON'T have jobs now.thanks to their own politics : )

[izwald1]

people PAID to see this shit?! did he pay them to laugh are are they that fucking stupid?

[thatdutchguy420]

@izwald1 no they are just lauging at him

[izwald1]

@thatdutchguy420 i'm not sure about that. that crowd looks like a bunch of sheep to me

[thatdutchguy420]

@izwald1 baaaa baaa baaaa baaaaa

[magicsword8]

haha! us conservatives have jobs! take that lower class people!

[soulhunter59]

@magicsword8 I guess he is implying the two black men who staged the Woolworth sit in protests didn't have jobs. Real nice Glenn real nice and tasteless humor.

[GLICKTON]

liar, watch this

watch?v=m692Tqbnbxo

[LiveTalkNow]

It's simple. Glenn Beck + Politics + Microphone = Ear Rape Comedy Tour.

[dcanmore]

The death of comedy by a self confessed Rodeo Clown ...

Oh George Carlin, we need you so much like never before RIP

[spiritfired]

His "comedy" is just like Michael McIntyre's. It's not necessarily funny; it's a daily thing/common sense thing. But it just needs to be addressed so that people can just take the chance to join and to take a piss on it. like Michael's "telephone & pen" thing, and Glenn's is like "the government" thing.

[batmanalk]

I don't know whether to like this for the shear enjoyment of watching Beck fail at this or dislike it for....well.... I simply do not have enough characters to say.

[Tripp393]

0:38 "I'm not a guy who does these protest things"

Organizes rally at Lincoln Memorial

[Tripp393]

0:22 That voice has more pain than comedy in it.

[ChristianMission]

Beck is right, conservatives haven't usually gone out done the whole protest thing. There's a definite liberal youth flavor to protests; usually they look like out of work, young punks; but just like the hippies before them, may learn better and join the winning conservative team by their mid 20s.

[jayde5]

Um, Liberals have jobs, Union workers are also tax payers - and I thought he was making fun of his followers with the cough drop comment - Then I was ashamed I did laugh at first - hen he kept going and ruined it --- What the??

[jayde5]

Um, Liberals have jobs, Union workers are also tax payers - and I thought he was making fun of his followers with the cough drop comment - it sounds like them - What the??

[naoiseify]

Ok, the cough drops line was funny, I'll give him that

[cymruadam]

"we've got jobs"

"YEAAAAAHHHH, DEY DERK AR JEEEEERRRRRRBS"

[fishblades]

There are so many ridiculous comments here I don't even know where to begin, so I won't. Man you guys really take offense to someone who disagrees with you. It's fun to watch :)

[kramerful89]

Derivatives and integrals are funnier than this bitch. Compared to this Upper-middle-class-church-lovi­ng-family-friendly-comedy asshole, Gottfried Leibniz looks like George Carlin.

PS: OFWGKTA Free Earl, Fuck Steve Harvey!

[amarr1]

AGH SO MANY SELF IMPORTANT WHITE PEOPLEEEEEEEE

[EddieTheFishReturns]

If he calls himself a journalist, he's lying. He is a bullshit merchant.

[toastertown6]

@EddieTheFishReturns But he doesn't call himself a journalist...

[evanhaynes64]

he's a comedian? it all makes sense now...

[Cammers2991]

I guess that "Batshit Crazy Comedy Tour" was already taken...

[TheKnockout134]

till the job thing i was laughing

[jgblay]

i get it we are supposed to laugh at him. that's why this is actually funny?

[david38823]

wow glenn is as funny as he is truthful. mak of that statement what you will

[peterrito]

@david38823 I will "mak" away!

[rstanleyfortruth]

Useless reporter,useless comedian.Just reading out what is written for him.

[clay180]

@rstanleyfortruth hes not a reporter. A commentator

[Jumpingisfun]

"We've got... jobs."

DERP!!! LOUD APPLAUSE FOR MY 9-5 WHICH IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM INSPIRES ME! BEING A SLAVE FOR A CORPORATION THAT DOESNT CARE FOR ME RULLLLLLLLLEZZZZ!!!

[doctorseussicide]

"the media wonders..."

...

maybe i don't get it but isn't he the media?

[gallimuku]

HAHAHHAH funny voice HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!­ WEIRD VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[normloman]

I get it. It's avant garde "anti-humor" that omits jokes in favor of a twisted, psychopathic stream-of-conciousness narrative.

Very funny.

[1pt21jigawatt]

TG4GB

[Thelookoutslookout]

What an unfunny, fat slob

[PointlessRiot]

wannabe bill maher?

[clay180]

@PointlessRiot Who would want to be Bill Maher? 

[drplbiftin]

puke

[man11withaplan]

YEAH STOP!

[xXTwIsTeDxAcEXx]

wait, where were the jokes?

[Tripp393]

@xXTwIsTeDxAcEXx everywhere they're not supposed to be

[TemujinMSM]

I suppose that Dr King and the freedom riders and all those in sit ins and doing voter registrations and the many dozens of civil rights workers who gave their lives were just bored and looking for something to do.

[yeman5]

un funny pathetic

[alcantara06]

Am I supposed to laugh? I'm neither anti-conservatives nor liberals lover, but the last punch line is so obvious, someone in the audience said it first.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

I never thought I'd say this, but...even Bob Saget's live stand up was funnier than this Nazi shit.

[LibPornQuig]

Oh fuck. I had no idea this existed. Dear Americans: If you actually dig this guy, I just wanna say that you're very retarded. I mean, really. Just...retarded.

[ohiograndam]

Wish the whole video was available somewhere. I want and saw this and it was Very Funny!. Worth every penny.

[StoneyMcGyver]

yes please stop

[Dennisizle]

wait so glen beck is actually a comedian? explains why nothing on his fox news show makes sense lol so the glen beck show is really a comedy explains evrything to bad it sucks lol

[123ggn]

@Dennisizle

Wow, that's not even close to English!

[Dennisizle]

@123ggn your mom is not even close to english

[123ggn]

@Dennisizle

First you're posting a stupid comment, that backfires (wonder why). Then you come up with "your mom"? It's people like you that make me feel so good about myself.

[Herndonboy14]

wtf he does comedy? hes not even funny

[IdiotsGoneWild4life]

He's funny to me.

[MitchuII]

I believe the audience is the same type of people who were entertained by the Lawrence Welk show.

[kaneb221]

Wow political comedy. How fucking lame. I can't even think of anything good to say. You just suck.

[beaners4hire]

isnt glenn on currentTV sometimes?

[interestingramble]

I'm not the one who's so far away when I feel the snake bite into my veins. Never did I want to be here again, and I don't remember why I came.

[onceuponamidnightdry]

It is interesting to read the commonality of the comments so obviously made by leftists who do not nor ever will have a clue about what Beck is talking about.

His latest book is all about you ...

Arguing With Idiots.

[thrillhouse92701]

@onceuponamidnightdry

How ironic, the man calls people idiots yet can't spell Oligarchy on his own show.

[rossobass420]

@thrillhouse92701 Yeah, because Ivy League graduates are the only people with brains in America, right? My dad can't spell for shit, but he's the smartest guy I know.

[hawianiceman420]

@rossobass420

you're an idiot

[crosswalkernie]

Common sense?

[TheBoomer123456789]

Ha Ha. I get it, comedy is funny, so this is funny.

[RP4409]

Beck is a 9/11 denier

[TruthSeeker1988]

I thought comedy was suppose to be funny.

[Kowzgalor]

Wait- pan the crowd again. I think I see my grandmother.

[gemcutter187]

Weird, that starry eyed look coming from the crowd... gives me the chills, talk about a delusional bunch, "just give the orders mr. beck!"

[TheLummer66]

where's the common sense? IN your own words glenn "stop"!

[Kowzgalor]

We can only hope he will eventually. XD

[OneDeepUkrainianEBK]

wtf this is horrible............ people payed to see this man in person ?

[L84sch0ol2]

where is the comedy?

[yeman5]

what a bunch losers they think that fool is funny???#@$%%#

[kidguava]

are they laughing at him or because of him?

[Metalmanz3]

sadly he is a better comedian than a political comentator.

Stop with the crappy books,

Stop with the political retoric

Stop blaming everyone else.

[hiimmattbyrne]

jim gaffigan called.

[ballsnuts99]

whats the deal with airline food these days

[meanminute]

This gives me the most powerful douche-chills ever....he wants so badly to be a stand up comedian. His humor is so bad it's like anti-humor.

He calls himself "the poor man's Seinfeld". Yeah, Glenn, you're stupid dog and pony show in front of a crowd of white-hairs is TOTALLY comparable to Jerry's journey from dive stand up clubs to being a legendary household name and creator and star of one of the most popular sitcoms EVER.

[vlex756]

Does Beck think that the Kermit the Frog voice is funny?

[vlex756]

It's funny when he says stuff.

[RevOptimal]

I wonder how many of the 77000 views this video's received have been Beck supporters? Probably a minority.

I guarantee you, there was at least one guy in the audience offended by the Luden cough drop/mind control bit.

This is some sad, unfunny crap. At least he's not crying.

[VoodooBen37]

This must be that white culture I hear so much about.

[intlwarcriminal]

good thing everyone outside of that theater knows how crazy this guy is, or this would be fucking infuriating.

oh wait...

oh well, i guess i'll just blow my brains out :(

[cbtbone]

"we have jobs"? what a lunatic. how out of touch do you have to be with reality to buy into this stuff?

[Powerfulhound]

well, no one has a job anymore thanks to conservative economic strategy. unemployment no longer follows partisan lines.

paranoid conservatives and stoned hippies unite! non-workers of the world, unite!

i guess that secret societies and buying lobbyists don't count as organizing in beck's view. oh you innocent conservatives! you guys are sooo cute! you're like golden retrievers! with rabies...

[Grungadin]

And look at this fucking audience.

[ogredm]

Awful lotta honkies in here...

[ohiograndam]

Please put this on DVD. I was at the show and it was GREAT!

[thewayyourecoil]

was this meant to be funny? because it wasn't at all.

i hate this guy and Faux New

If you want a TRUE Libertarian stand up act look up Doug Stanhope.

[92Disturbed]

1st of all god doesn't exist as how come we have heard nothing from him in two thousand years but he was really active during the bible times.

second of all glenn beck has said he is a libertarian so you say he is great but then criticise what he calls himself.

thirdly fox news is a joke and their slogan "fair and balanced" is the complete opposite of what they are.

[upontherooftops]

92Disturbed, fox news is fair and balanced, considering that it has to make up for the huge amount of liberal news outlets that are trying to silence any kind of conservative voice. I consider myself an athiest, but since when was it a good idea to go around trying to promote an agenda against religions? Doesn't that just make a case against religion null and void, since then atheism is thus the religion of being without religion?

I don't know, does that make too much sense for you?

[92Disturbed]

it's not fair and balanced as it fails to deliver any actual realistic opposition to the debates and the ones where they do they bring in people like alan colmes who are weak and wont stand up for anything

[Grungadin]

You're a fucking sheep to call Fox news fair and balanced. That's all I need to say.

Every single news station is biased, unfair, and greedy.

[baresolid]

This is terrible. Glenn Beck is no conservative. He wears GREY suits for goodness sake.

[psyduck420]

This clip is so hilarious, but not in the way it was intended

[HarrisonsFord]

I am one of Glenn Beck's biggest supporters, I donate money to the 9/12 project, but this didn't make me laugh once. What the fuck, did Laffy Taffy go out of business? I appreciate what you do for whites everywhere man, but stick to leading the revolution. This shit is niggers.

[wonstah]

Stick to comedy, not "news." Actually, forget about both, he's not funny or intelligent.

[JDubs878]

Beck and Hannity.

The New Dumb and Dumber.

[MSISOAD]

true that.

[pangeanet]

Love him or hate him he is true to his love of this wonderful country and has more integrity than most of those I see in the media.

[gestrumpet]

I am a HUGE Glenn Beck Basher, but I must admit he has a great sense of humor. This is funny!

[argh523]

We're caught talking bullshit because we're not use to go out and protest an pay attention to what we say in public?

Doesnt sound like an excuse to me at all.

[TeaPartyParticipant]

Glenn Beck!

He is the best!

[dumbamerica]

dumb and creepy!

[flexicon1996]

The comedy must have escaped from this video

[Therealoutrageus]

You mean hes not doing a comedy act 24/7?

[yohaneuano4]

You're not the kind that go out on the streets because the people you want in power are already there, fgt.

[NakedWombat666]

1990

[PurpleKittyKat]

I'd vote for him in a heartbeat! He's the only one with common sense! God Bless Glenn Beck!!!

[thrillhouse92701]

I don't know if this is true or not, but I have heard a lot of people talking about whether GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990. I've heard the rumors and now you have to decide whether or not GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990. He hasn't denied it, so why should we think it's false?

[Herb07]

Do you realize that you're an idiot?

[Millard12345]

lmao just when i think the world is starting to get smarter, you have to come and ruin it with your stupidity. glenn beck ftw.

[scaredghost]

Becouse 4chan tried to get everyone to think he did so...

[Thei9Ways]

are you a young child? your comment makes me think so.

[onceuponamidnightdry]

No, this is not a child, just one who has less brain power than an under-developed 3 year old. Keep it up, continue to show anyone who pays attention just who you are. A complete waste of time.

[dynamoshels]

This isn't very funny.

[nandkellis]

I've heard he's running for congress. I'll move to what ever state he's runs in just to vote for him!

[racistsforobama]

just say no to undiagnosed and untreated manic depression!

[treid100182]

LISTEN, I just want to know: whats the deal is with all this CHILD MOLESTOR talk??

Is, or was, Glenn Beck a Child molestor??

[Millard12345]

NO HOLY SHIT. are u really asking such a retarded question?

[ghostofdayinperson]

oh right, your jobs are so note worthy. SELFISH PRICK.

[G0ds5parTan]

You libs make me sick.

[mavrek47]

It's too bad "Wet-Brain" has affected Glenn Beck so badly. When he hears about ALL the accomplishments Obama's made thus far, he automatically turns into the psyco, schizo puss he is!

GOP FOLLOWERS: "I'll Try to Find Ya Some & I'll Bring 'em To Ya" ~Scarah Failin

GOP GOAL: To LOSE 57 MORE Senate & House Seats over the Next 2 Elections!

FOX News has PROVEN to be as "Fair & Balanced" as Fat Ass Drug-Addict Flush Dimbaugh & Bulimic Drag-Queen Ban Coulter sitting on opposite ends of a see-saw.

[punkrockcop]

the oldest, whitest audience ever

[surfer53]

@punkrockcop I'm beginning to think it's worse that we notice things like that than that that's actually happening. We've gotten to the point we're so desperate to be socially acceptable that we'll manufacture it if we have to. The real question is, why are we so incapable of seeing people as people, without trying to make a general assessment of a person's character? I'm beginning to wonder if we're working so hard to be tolerant and accepting of others, and achieving the opposite as a result.

[TheLibertyordeath]

only liberal socialist dislike beck, i am not a socialist.you guys have got pelosi, we got beck.guess who got the short -end of that stick.i know he isn't a politician but neither is she-!ah-it .

[treid100182]

Was Glenn Beck convicted of molesting a child in 1990??

Whats the deal??

[treid100182]

Seriously Though!!!!

What is all this talk of Glenn molesting some kid?

Is Glenn a child molestor?

[Weebots]

John Wayne Gacey was also really Friendly with Children, at least when he first met them.

[paleofwater]

No, some idiot is trying to discredit him.

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

Glenn seems to be just like me.........either you totally love me or you totally hate me...there never seems to be an in between.

The haters are always unhappy bored people with nothing better to do.

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

Everyone needs to stop harassing Glenn.

[treid100182]

Did Glenn Beck really Rape and Murder a young girl in 1990, and get off because of connections??!!

Why wont he tell the truth?

[1rikster66]

No actually it was Glenn that was raped and murdered by a brutal nine year old with a jump rope and pogo stick.

Lucky he was brought back to life by a secret government research program under the evil bush 43, the files of course all destroyed on 9/11

[MortimerKahn]

Why is the sound so low?... with my speakers and volume all the way up I can barely hear anything.

[FulinYu]

Why Glenn, Why, Why? She was just a Girl.

"AAAAUUUUGGGGHH!" says Glenn

[Weebots]

Glenn, oh Glenn, Why? Why did you do it? She was just a girl. weep weep.

[Weebots]

"Dear Hero Imprisoned, with all of those crimes that you are perfecting, I can't help quoting yooooouuu. Cause everything that you say rings true- u - u - ue." Morrisey.

[aznravechild6i9]

Hello ya sick, twisted freaks!

[AFRET1982]

If he raped and murdered someone, he would be in prison. How many Glenn Beck's are there? How many of you have checked your facts before making false statements? Pathetic!!

[Weebots]

Well, there are only a few Glenn Beck's with the name spelled with a double "n." So, odds are good that he did the nasty with a youngster. How gross!!!

WRETCH !!!!

[FulinYu]

Oh, chances are pretty good -- few Glenn becks use the double "nn."  It is so very nasty, I am sickened.

[playcubex13]

his routine would be funnier if he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

WoooHooooo!!! :o)

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

If Glenn really did rape a girl, then we need to give him what he deserves............put me alone in a room with him and I'LL GLADLY RAPE HIM.

I'm sure if he did, he probably feels bad and dorkish about it now. Did that girl actually get murdered as well????.......

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

It's a totally different subject if the girl was 9 years old. That's really sad and gross and so horrible. But if the girl was a bitchy snobby spoiled bratty cunt like Paris Hilton, then that's kinda different....just being honest.

[Weebots]

Oh Gawd, if true, Glenn would become the biggest whore on Cell Block D. I fear for him.

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

There's never enough evidence of rape. Rapists always get away with it. OJ got away with murder. Too many crimes against women....men always get away with it guilty or not.

[VoteGlennBeck2012]

So sexy! Glenn Beck for President 2012.

[darongardner]

It is great to see someone willing to tell the truth! Even greater that he is a mormon like me! Go on glenn! Spread the truth about politics and the truth about religion! LDS POLITICS 4EVER!

[Weebots]

OMFG, Glenn Beck's arrest record for RAPE:

Google: glenn beck arrest (look @ 2nd link)

[Weebots]

Wow, but, maybe it is true, after all. Did Glenn really rape and murder a girl in a drunken rage?

Why does this keep coming up?

Shout out to my Dakota Res. buddies!!

[ruthelator]

GB has the gall to wear that t-shirt. GAH!! He supports the Patriot Act!! He was one of the neocon media whores who marginalized Ron Paul! I want NOTHING to do with him!

[BLUEANGEL7777777777]

i am poor and libertarian. The Rich are always Communist or Liberal mostly because- slavery is Mega-profit and power.

Rich People don't like competition.

Dictatorship have no competition.

[Weebots]

I like your Flip-side thinking. Rich people are Communist and social protectionists who band together to control the economy and energy. They don't like competition because it threatens their absolute power.

I'm glad their not in the whitehouse!

[AFRET1982]

The problem with your statement is they are in the White House!!!

[Weebots]

No, You didn't get the joke. Rich Communists, corporate welfare, economic protectionism = Republicans.

Ooh, hehehe, ahem. LMFAO - YB!

[AFRET1982]

If there was a joke, it was on you, like I said, the Communists are in the WHite House. If you can't see that you're blind and DUMB~!!!

[Weebots]

No,no, no, You must agree, We can't let those Country-Club Socialists and the Wallstreet Facists, who want to control the economy, have even a chance to ruin the economy again. That is why the Republicans are not in the Whitehouse, but are in the Dog House. They are the True Facist Communist Aethists. They hate America.

It simple-- Get IT?!?!

[AFRET1982]

It is the Country-Club Socialists and the Wallstreet Facists that are controlling things, but they are controlling them through the President. He's noithing but a puppet to them, and a Commie to boot.

[Weebots]

What-ever you say Senator McCarthy. Perhaps we should have ol' tyme Commie Hunt and string up anyone who is not a True AmurriKan! - by our standards. Hey, I'm cool with that. In fact, lets go ahead and elect Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Pat Buchanon. 600 lbs of BS-ers won't make a difference.

Semper Fi Soldya!

[Weebots]

Chill, just a joke.

But, to any self-respecting Lakota Beck is a Wasichu sica of the first thermodynamic order!

[Icarianbrother]

Theres class warfare, all right, Mr. Buffett said, but its my class, the rich class, thats making war, and were winning. Warren Buffett NYT 11-26-2006.

Glenn Beck is a soldier for the upper class in the class war on the middle class.

[CROmoreno]

9/11 inside job 100% building 7 ? research i am a believer NOW !

[Weebots]

Beck is a self-described alcoholic and drug addict with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and he has a pro-lapsed poopec too.

"En Denn Gleck, is mi hero, cuz h'ees a Ckistian." " I gots but one Tooth Fusser!"

[JasonEldur]

I wonder if the critics listen to the whole video.

[DefendGlenn]

Rock on, Glenn.

[glenbecksucks]

Who the hell would pay money to see this moron on stage....

Americans are so damn stupid....

[utubinol]

The stupid leading the stupid in league with Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Rupert Murdock and other right wing rabble rouser zombies.  Do not support the advertisers of Fox News etc...someone will get the message. Love Maddow, Moyers.

[BlueSkies360]

Brian: I have some oceanfront property in Arizona that I can sell you! Call me!