zagiescobar is the classic case of a deluded person. just read the drivel he has posted...amazing example of a brainwashed irrational thought processes.
Muslims believe they are worshiping the same god. I believe the teaching of Islam say the original Jewish and Cristian texts are correct but have been changed over the years. Maybe Mr. Deity could do a show on the differences in the "Abrahamic Religions"?
Isnt allah just the arabic word for god? I thought islam stemmed from christianity and judaism. Doesn't that mean you are also Allah? Why not pull out somebody like buddha or the whole horde of hindu gods, that'd make more sense.
@shurtugal3010 It's called artistic license. Just go with it. There's a whole Yaweh vs. Elohim thing too. It's just something to have fun with. You do know this is a comedy show, right? Don't take everything so literally. God doesn't wear hats either, but I don't see you making a fuss about that.
@ZagiEscobar Well first, I don't believe there's a Creator to represent. But Jews and Christians represent him as a petty, genocidal, homophobic, megalomaniac who loves virgins and the smell of goats blood. If He did exist, I'm sure He'd prefer my satirical representation to that.
@misterdeity To exist is to be bound by reality, to live/be real, but that's assumption of our Creator that we can't make based on the evidence. That's like doing the same thing as, 'Jews and Christians' that 'represent him as a petty, genocidal, homophobic, megalomaniac who loves virgins and the smell of goats blood'. They're assuming things without evidence.
You might think that your opening your mind by these ideas (in the jokes), but really your restricting it.
@ZagiEscobar Woa. Dude. That's so deep. You're smoking weed right now, aren't you? Admit it. Or worse, you've been to theology class -- perhaps philosophy 101? Whatever it is, you are blowing my mind (however restricted it may be).
@misterdeity Lol, I don't go to any theology class, and I did used to smoke weed but I've stopped long time ago, because the part of my emtiness I was trying to fill with weed, was better when I filled it with prayer.
I don't know whether your mind is restricted or not, but I know that somethings do restrict your mind, e.g. being exposed to somethings for too long, chemicals like aspartame, doing injustice to your body, etc.
@ZagiEscobar Well, having been VERY religious for about ten years, I found that it was religion which restricted the mind. I don't HAVE to believe anything now. If I find the evidence for x compelling, I'll believe it (provisionally -- meaning that I can remain open to being wrong). In religion, you have dogma after dogma which you have to believe. And in Christianity, if you don't believe it, you burn in Hell forever. That's the ultimate restriction. Nothing like that going on here.
@misterdeity But only you can derive the religion for you, by accepting what you find to be true.
Islam is not a religion, religion is like a dogma. Islam is a Deen (way of being). If you check it out simply from your point of view and noone elses (e'g muslims, christians, athiests) then you'll probably understand what it really is.
You can't reject or make opinions on something that you can't define. And if you can't define Islam, you can't justifiably have an opinion.
@ZagiEscobar Dude, it sounds like you're back to the weed again. The problem for me is that I don't accept the premise of religion. I don't believe there's a God, nor do I believe that believing such is in any way helpful either to myself or the society I live in. Historically, I believe the empirical case is a closed one -- the more removed and watered down religion becomes, the better it is for the world.
@misterdeity I haven't had dogma after dogma, I simply follow what my body agrees with (mainly my heart). If you keep saying 'praise the apple' loads of times, your body (brain and mouth) will start to reject the sentence, but if you recite the praise of our Creator in truth (it has to be in truth), your body will never reject it. And sounds so beautiful to the soul.
@ZagiEscobar My body recoils at the idea of praising who ever created this mess. I could do such a better job -- and with only a moment's though. Open your mind to that possibility.
@misterdeity Lol, have seen the design on the universe? It so expanse we can't even imagine most of it, I think it'll be impossible for you to do a better job.
And we're only on this world to learn, we're going to die after a few decades (whenever it's our time to die). There are lots of things that I would change if I could, but I don't know why all those things are happening, or even what's really happening.
Please read from the Qur'an 18:60 - 18:82, on quran(dot)com
@ZagiEscobar Well, if you're all-good and all-powerful, you could simply raise the baseline predisposition towards goodness and make an infinitely better world -- make everyone like a "saint" (for lack of a better world). If you're all-powerful, that would be easy (and good), and take not an ounce of free will from anyone.
@misterdeity That's like heaven, we might as well not have freewill. Because it's our freedom of choice that lets us kill, and do various other evil things.
You should pray for that, or just wait for heaven. Imagine what heaven is like, we might even go there on some kind of spaceship that we've never seen before, imagine if go by hyperdrive, or through a wormhole, lol, there's an endless possibility.
@ZagiEscobar So you agree with my latest video -- in heaven, there will be no free will. So, if we're going to end up with no free will anyway, why not just create us that way in the first place and skip all the gratuitous suffering?
@ZagiEscobar Just ask God these questions. Was God always a hater while he was also love? God didn't have free will before he created evil. So, was He good before that? If these things don't apply to Him then they needn't apply to us.
@misterdeity I think you assume that our Creator has the same parameters that we do, and the suffering in this world is at different levels for everyone. You could feel pain from cancer and a person could feel the same level of pain for failing exams (they are not the same, but the person could be affected and feel the same way about them).
@ZagiEscobar People aren't affected in the same way. People die of cancer. No one dies from failing an exam. And if there's an all-powerful God who could have kept cancer from affecting any of us, and you don't, then I have every right to question your character and/or concern for us. Of course, if you simply don't exist and these are just naturally occurring phenomena rather than the products of a designer, then there's no problem. That's the camp I'm in.
@misterdeity There are functions in the body that have adverse effects on our nervous system, like cancer, but what your forgetting is what rational (observational) cause it has, and just blaming it on our Creator for making it an available suffering. "God didn't have free will before he created evil. So, was He good before that?" I'm sorry but that's something that I don't know.
@ZagiEscobar But that's the question, isn't it? Are you aware of the Creator? I don't think you are. I don't think a creator exists. I think what you're aware of is something most of us would like to be, but isn't. And when people do claim to know the Creator and what He wants, they create Hell on Earth. Even if we could know a Creator exists, it would be useless without a reliable method for determining His character and will (which we don't have). But if it makes you feel better, great.
@misterdeity I know our Creator character (attributes).
The truth will only come to someone who seeks it. So if your still seeking the truth, then hopefully you'll find it.
What's natural? Nature is ordained by our Creator. You might see the sun rising rising and think that it's rises on it's own accord (it chooses to rise) but I see it, and I know that it's following the laws that it can't transgress, that's the awareness I'm talking about.
@ZagiEscobar You know nothing about the Creator. You only know what someone else told you (holy books, personal testimony, etc...). That's it! You don't know if the truth will only come to someone who seeks it or anything. It's just so presumptuous of you to think that you can tell anyone anything about a supernatural realm which is completely unproved. You know as much about is as I do - nothing! You have only beliefs. Who cares what anyone else believes about realms which may or may not exist?
@misterdeity Lol, I'm sorry but your very presumptuous, you assume that you know me (most likely categorising me with people that you've met), when you don't really know anything about me, except for my comments.
And faith starts off as beliefs but the signs make it much more than belief, and these are clear cut signs of nature. I don't only know what someone else has told me, alot of what I know is gathered from experience.
@ZagiEscobar No assumptions about you. Just simple facts. No one knows anything about the Creator -- if there even is one. So, when you say you know our Creator's character, I know you're full of it.
If you think you can know things about the Creator from nature, then I would say that the Creator is a very cruel, heartless being who has no regard for his creation. If you know anything about nature, you know how brutal and heartless it is.
@misterdeity I'm talking about our reality, not some supernatural realm, when I say nature I mean our realities nature.
For some reason you seem to think that your telepathic, lol, sorry but it just seems like that cause you think you know what I'm thinking. You shouldn't ask a question if your so sure of your answer, cause then it's no point in me answering it, cause it shows that your mind could be closed to only what you want to believe.
@misterdeity Like when it's time for contact prayer, somehow I'll be reminded, either mentally (it'll just pop up in my head) or physically (something/someone will remind me), and everytime I complete my prayer, endorphines (I've not confirmed this scientifically yet, but it's some sort of rush) get released in my body, that makes me relaxed and peaceful. I can see the birds and the squirrels love it when I recite the Qur'an for them. I don't feel empty or lost, and I know my purpose. :)
@ZagiEscobar If a person sins (general bad things), then he'll be miserable, if he's doesn't sin then he'll be happy. Prayer is a good deed, that's why it has a powerful effect on the body
@misterdeity Lol, I'm sorry but I think you should ask our Creator for that yourself, I don't know whether are free-will be taken away.
If your free-will got taken away, you would stop shaving, you can do that with free-will right now (it'll be a step towards acting as part of nature). Everything around us has laws that they have to follow (no free-will), an electron cannot choose to collide into the proton on its own accord. Your heart cannot choose exit through your arse on it's own accord.
@ZagiEscobar Yes, and who set up those laws? And could there have been other laws set-up that would have caused much less evil and suffering? I think so. Just take something simple like Cancer. No one ever needed to get Cancer. There are all kinds of diseases we could get which we don't -- a disease that makes your leg split in two. That doesn't happen, and no one's the worse for wear. An all-powerful Creator didn't need to put Cancer in the mix. There's enough gratuitous suffering already.
@misterdeity We (as mankind) only manipulate the things around us, we can't create anything. Everything we have (material) was already there in another form, even energy.
@ZagiEscobar I assumed you would understand that I was say I could do a better job than the supposed all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving being had He simply called an asked for some advice (of which He seems in desperate need). If this were His Creation, it would not speak to his glory, but rather to his complete lack of concern for our species -- every species, in fact.
In the next season, you should have the real Jesse reveal himself, and Jesus reveal that he was a spy working for Omniversal to catch you breaking the law or something...
After the SPOC remark, followed up by a McCoy reference, I was expecting a few more Star Trek references. I couldn't imagine how you were going to mention Uhura, though. :)
Liked the episode. But just pointing out that you misspelled OUTSIDE at the very beginning where you say just OUSIDE the omniverse... Sorry to be that guy but just saying if you didn't notice :)
I gotta say... the episode didn't impress me... but you really left the best for the begging session. The ways to find money are plain genius. Laughed my ass off with the idea of the e-mail pretending to be an nigerian philantropist. Keep it up and try to keep it more sarcastic as you did in previous seasons... love the show
@HornetFellow I love the idea that some people will actually look up those terms. They write me to tell me that the had a good time learning. What a nice feeling.
@01bdbark Nope. I think blatant continuity errors are hysterical -- mostly for how often they're not even noticed. There were many throughout the begging segment.
An aquaintance of mine once gave me an ugly-ass backpack that she really just was waiting to foist upon whomever she could to get it out of her closet. What she didn't realise was that she'd left $365 in cash in one of the pockets, and a book of lesbian porn in the other. ;)
Fantastic as always! I'll be interested as to how Jesse/Jesus goes from being Mr. D's SPOC to being his son. Also, can't wait for you to introduce Lucy. To everyone who loved this vid as much as I do, subscribe to the channel and donate to Mr. Deity!
@Chuck2dun Other people had suggested the same thing. But just because Amy made a beautiful backyard here (and before we were together) doesn't necessarily suggest that we're rolling in dough (another food reference -- zing!). Trust me, we're not. And we're not making anything near what we made with Crackle/Sony. Just so you know. But I'll take this into consideration next time.
@misterdeity Oh, (cough) um...sorry, I MEANT to say, "Wow, your little sister really nailed it!". For what it's worth, I thought you look way too young to be a grandpa....who knew? With those boyish good looks, you coulda got started really young.
Your step daughter was really great though. Congrats.
Not only was the "Bond-ish" intro appropriate for this episode, I also love the occasional segues into Mancini's "The Pink Panther". The 40's style black hat was good too, goes well with the total 'Film Noir' theme and black background) But the reprise of the bumbling Mr.Deity we all know and love at the end is a beautiful touch to soften the cavalier and almost evil character portrayed in this segment ...good writing Brian!
Will Fedora's be on a comeback now that deities are wearing them?
This raises serious continuity issues. I recall in an earlier episode Jessie was surprised to learn his fate on earth; here he clearly knows the game going in.
@orbitingteapot Continuity errors? Have you read the Bible? We're just trying to stay true to our source material. E.G.: Thou shalt not murder, now go commit genocide.
More unbelievably brilliant every time! If I get the job I applied for (and pray I get, hint hint) I'm going to up my level of subscription. If I find money under the pillows or in the laundry it's yours. Bravisimo!!! and I think you have great legs.
Jesse is rapidly becoming my favorite character in this. He seemed like such a badass this episode ^_^ haha And I love the narrative you're crafting here, with the prequel. Very compelling. And very different from the previous seasons. :D
@darkdesigns Thanks. Some people aren't digging it at all. But this season is much more about story than merely jabbing issue by issue. To me, this is all a much more likely scenario that the one depicted in the Bible. Much more coherent and plausible.
@LeeshaHarvey Did you dig my rockin' guitar playing? I don't think I've played guitar in an episode since the "Top Ten" from season one. It's fun to get the old axe out.
@allmakescombined I was trying to let my hair grow out a bit as Mr. D. will be trying to find his look this season and going through a number of hairstyles. But your comment has made me so self-conscious now that I have an appointment in 45 minutes to get it cut. But you're right. I am starting to look a little like a Palin fan.
He was a no show for the company foto - that's hard core hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Iwansidi 1 week ago
LOL @ "Frumple grin"
What's that even meant to mean?! LOL
EvanJCastle 2 months ago
"You forgot one thing."
"Yes sir?"
"You have to be me."
"I'm sorry sir?"
"You have to be the same person as me."
Emanresu56 3 months ago
EXCELLENT!!
2eelShmeal 3 months ago in playlist Deity
Frumplegrin?
O_o
UbiquitousChe 5 months ago in playlist Mr. Deity Season Four
The best fundraising segment - EVER!
Paranoid101 6 months ago
Why is there always a low frequency noise/rumble in the videos?
Is there a noisy air duct running over the studio?
JillmanVideo 6 months ago
zagiescobar is the classic case of a deluded person. just read the drivel he has posted...amazing example of a brainwashed irrational thought processes.
psycho3968 7 months ago
8 people don't believe Allah is badass.
pureCaffeine 8 months ago
This is the best one y'all have done! Nice job.
khaughey66 10 months ago
@khaughey66 I was about to type the exact same thing!
accent77 8 months ago
They"ve outdone themselves yet again.
ez2izzy 1 year ago
My favourite episode :) Did "Jesse" ever work as a chef? ;)
wer74wolf 1 year ago
My favourite episode :)
wer74wolf 1 year ago
"My Jew-jitsu" LOL
grahamers 1 year ago
lol Sometimes Jessie looks like he's trying not to laugh. Like at 3:45. Love it
RedVelvet777 1 year ago
Muslims believe they are worshiping the same god. I believe the teaching of Islam say the original Jewish and Cristian texts are correct but have been changed over the years. Maybe Mr. Deity could do a show on the differences in the "Abrahamic Religions"?
bluegreen1138 1 year ago
lawl jessies face at 3:55
Roenazarrek 1 year ago
daddy's pants and money clips lol
senwell1 1 year ago
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What makes you think that God could exist?
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
Isnt allah just the arabic word for god? I thought islam stemmed from christianity and judaism. Doesn't that mean you are also Allah? Why not pull out somebody like buddha or the whole horde of hindu gods, that'd make more sense.
shurtugal3010 1 year ago
@shurtugal3010 It's called artistic license. Just go with it. There's a whole Yaweh vs. Elohim thing too. It's just something to have fun with. You do know this is a comedy show, right? Don't take everything so literally. God doesn't wear hats either, but I don't see you making a fuss about that.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Your completely misrespresenting our Creator, why does everyone assume that our Creator is somehow human?
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Well first, I don't believe there's a Creator to represent. But Jews and Christians represent him as a petty, genocidal, homophobic, megalomaniac who loves virgins and the smell of goats blood. If He did exist, I'm sure He'd prefer my satirical representation to that.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity What makes you think that He could exist?
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@misterdeity To exist is to be bound by reality, to live/be real, but that's assumption of our Creator that we can't make based on the evidence. That's like doing the same thing as, 'Jews and Christians' that 'represent him as a petty, genocidal, homophobic, megalomaniac who loves virgins and the smell of goats blood'. They're assuming things without evidence.
You might think that your opening your mind by these ideas (in the jokes), but really your restricting it.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Woa. Dude. That's so deep. You're smoking weed right now, aren't you? Admit it. Or worse, you've been to theology class -- perhaps philosophy 101? Whatever it is, you are blowing my mind (however restricted it may be).
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Lol, I don't go to any theology class, and I did used to smoke weed but I've stopped long time ago, because the part of my emtiness I was trying to fill with weed, was better when I filled it with prayer.
I don't know whether your mind is restricted or not, but I know that somethings do restrict your mind, e.g. being exposed to somethings for too long, chemicals like aspartame, doing injustice to your body, etc.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Well, having been VERY religious for about ten years, I found that it was religion which restricted the mind. I don't HAVE to believe anything now. If I find the evidence for x compelling, I'll believe it (provisionally -- meaning that I can remain open to being wrong). In religion, you have dogma after dogma which you have to believe. And in Christianity, if you don't believe it, you burn in Hell forever. That's the ultimate restriction. Nothing like that going on here.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity But only you can derive the religion for you, by accepting what you find to be true.
Islam is not a religion, religion is like a dogma. Islam is a Deen (way of being). If you check it out simply from your point of view and noone elses (e'g muslims, christians, athiests) then you'll probably understand what it really is.
You can't reject or make opinions on something that you can't define. And if you can't define Islam, you can't justifiably have an opinion.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Dude, it sounds like you're back to the weed again. The problem for me is that I don't accept the premise of religion. I don't believe there's a God, nor do I believe that believing such is in any way helpful either to myself or the society I live in. Historically, I believe the empirical case is a closed one -- the more removed and watered down religion becomes, the better it is for the world.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I haven't had dogma after dogma, I simply follow what my body agrees with (mainly my heart). If you keep saying 'praise the apple' loads of times, your body (brain and mouth) will start to reject the sentence, but if you recite the praise of our Creator in truth (it has to be in truth), your body will never reject it. And sounds so beautiful to the soul.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar My body recoils at the idea of praising who ever created this mess. I could do such a better job -- and with only a moment's though. Open your mind to that possibility.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Lol, have seen the design on the universe? It so expanse we can't even imagine most of it, I think it'll be impossible for you to do a better job.
And we're only on this world to learn, we're going to die after a few decades (whenever it's our time to die). There are lots of things that I would change if I could, but I don't know why all those things are happening, or even what's really happening.
Please read from the Qur'an 18:60 - 18:82, on quran(dot)com
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Well, if you're all-good and all-powerful, you could simply raise the baseline predisposition towards goodness and make an infinitely better world -- make everyone like a "saint" (for lack of a better world). If you're all-powerful, that would be easy (and good), and take not an ounce of free will from anyone.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity That's like heaven, we might as well not have freewill. Because it's our freedom of choice that lets us kill, and do various other evil things.
You should pray for that, or just wait for heaven. Imagine what heaven is like, we might even go there on some kind of spaceship that we've never seen before, imagine if go by hyperdrive, or through a wormhole, lol, there's an endless possibility.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar So you agree with my latest video -- in heaven, there will be no free will. So, if we're going to end up with no free will anyway, why not just create us that way in the first place and skip all the gratuitous suffering?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I'm sorry but that's something I don't have the answer to.
But I'd like to ask you a few things, without hate can there be love? Without free-will are we really good people? Have you ever seen the sunrise?
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Just ask God these questions. Was God always a hater while he was also love? God didn't have free will before he created evil. So, was He good before that? If these things don't apply to Him then they needn't apply to us.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I think you assume that our Creator has the same parameters that we do, and the suffering in this world is at different levels for everyone. You could feel pain from cancer and a person could feel the same level of pain for failing exams (they are not the same, but the person could be affected and feel the same way about them).
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar People aren't affected in the same way. People die of cancer. No one dies from failing an exam. And if there's an all-powerful God who could have kept cancer from affecting any of us, and you don't, then I have every right to question your character and/or concern for us. Of course, if you simply don't exist and these are just naturally occurring phenomena rather than the products of a designer, then there's no problem. That's the camp I'm in.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity There are functions in the body that have adverse effects on our nervous system, like cancer, but what your forgetting is what rational (observational) cause it has, and just blaming it on our Creator for making it an available suffering. "God didn't have free will before he created evil. So, was He good before that?" I'm sorry but that's something that I don't know.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Correct. You don't know. None of us know anything about the supernatural or supernatural beings. That's called Atheism.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Just because I'm aware of my Creator, doesn't mean I know everything about the subject.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar But that's the question, isn't it? Are you aware of the Creator? I don't think you are. I don't think a creator exists. I think what you're aware of is something most of us would like to be, but isn't. And when people do claim to know the Creator and what He wants, they create Hell on Earth. Even if we could know a Creator exists, it would be useless without a reliable method for determining His character and will (which we don't have). But if it makes you feel better, great.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I know our Creator character (attributes).
The truth will only come to someone who seeks it. So if your still seeking the truth, then hopefully you'll find it.
What's natural? Nature is ordained by our Creator. You might see the sun rising rising and think that it's rises on it's own accord (it chooses to rise) but I see it, and I know that it's following the laws that it can't transgress, that's the awareness I'm talking about.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar You know nothing about the Creator. You only know what someone else told you (holy books, personal testimony, etc...). That's it! You don't know if the truth will only come to someone who seeks it or anything. It's just so presumptuous of you to think that you can tell anyone anything about a supernatural realm which is completely unproved. You know as much about is as I do - nothing! You have only beliefs. Who cares what anyone else believes about realms which may or may not exist?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Lol, I'm sorry but your very presumptuous, you assume that you know me (most likely categorising me with people that you've met), when you don't really know anything about me, except for my comments.
And faith starts off as beliefs but the signs make it much more than belief, and these are clear cut signs of nature. I don't only know what someone else has told me, alot of what I know is gathered from experience.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar No assumptions about you. Just simple facts. No one knows anything about the Creator -- if there even is one. So, when you say you know our Creator's character, I know you're full of it.
If you think you can know things about the Creator from nature, then I would say that the Creator is a very cruel, heartless being who has no regard for his creation. If you know anything about nature, you know how brutal and heartless it is.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I'm talking about our reality, not some supernatural realm, when I say nature I mean our realities nature.
For some reason you seem to think that your telepathic, lol, sorry but it just seems like that cause you think you know what I'm thinking. You shouldn't ask a question if your so sure of your answer, cause then it's no point in me answering it, cause it shows that your mind could be closed to only what you want to believe.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar When you speak about God and knowing God's character, you're speaking about the supernatural.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Dude is arguing with God about the existence of God?!
NearVSMello 1 year ago
@misterdeity Like when it's time for contact prayer, somehow I'll be reminded, either mentally (it'll just pop up in my head) or physically (something/someone will remind me), and everytime I complete my prayer, endorphines (I've not confirmed this scientifically yet, but it's some sort of rush) get released in my body, that makes me relaxed and peaceful. I can see the birds and the squirrels love it when I recite the Qur'an for them. I don't feel empty or lost, and I know my purpose. :)
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar If a person sins (general bad things), then he'll be miserable, if he's doesn't sin then he'll be happy. Prayer is a good deed, that's why it has a powerful effect on the body
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@misterdeity Lol, I'm sorry but I think you should ask our Creator for that yourself, I don't know whether are free-will be taken away.
If your free-will got taken away, you would stop shaving, you can do that with free-will right now (it'll be a step towards acting as part of nature). Everything around us has laws that they have to follow (no free-will), an electron cannot choose to collide into the proton on its own accord. Your heart cannot choose exit through your arse on it's own accord.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar Yes, and who set up those laws? And could there have been other laws set-up that would have caused much less evil and suffering? I think so. Just take something simple like Cancer. No one ever needed to get Cancer. There are all kinds of diseases we could get which we don't -- a disease that makes your leg split in two. That doesn't happen, and no one's the worse for wear. An all-powerful Creator didn't need to put Cancer in the mix. There's enough gratuitous suffering already.
misterdeity 1 year ago
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ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
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@misterdeity Mankind made this mess, not our Creator.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@misterdeity We (as mankind) only manipulate the things around us, we can't create anything. Everything we have (material) was already there in another form, even energy.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar And therefore... what?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity You said that you could do a better job, so I said that mankind can't create anything, so how can you do a better job?
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
@ZagiEscobar I assumed you would understand that I was say I could do a better job than the supposed all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving being had He simply called an asked for some advice (of which He seems in desperate need). If this were His Creation, it would not speak to his glory, but rather to his complete lack of concern for our species -- every species, in fact.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity And Jesus had a beard and long hair, lol, that guy looks like neo.
ZagiEscobar 1 year ago
Haha Spock is God. I love it. :D
Sherlockrulez 1 year ago
I loved the comments on Allah it was very funny, Ps i am a muslim and i love mr deity
dynomyght 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you just saw Jesse on No Ordinary Family
deeema107 1 year ago
In the next season, you should have the real Jesse reveal himself, and Jesus reveal that he was a spy working for Omniversal to catch you breaking the law or something...
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Mindblowing dialogue. Brilliant! Thanks so much.
cacahahacaca 1 year ago
personally, i liked the shorts. you should bring those back
ianmathwiz7 1 year ago
Brilliant!
bcn533 1 year ago
"sir, come on, have a little faith" LOL
Matismatt 1 year ago
Hey Brian, I actually prefer you w/out pants!!! U have very nice legs!!!
MistressInked 1 year ago
Is it just me, or is Jesus seriously hot?
anvita99 1 year ago
@anvita99 Definitely lol.
iwona1974 1 year ago
@anvita99 he's hot.
amberview30 1 year ago
After the SPOC remark, followed up by a McCoy reference, I was expecting a few more Star Trek references. I couldn't imagine how you were going to mention Uhura, though. :)
ZorkFox 1 year ago
SPOC - Is that supposed to be "soul" point of contact?
teavea10 1 year ago
Ha! This was the best yet. I can't wait to see the singularity :)
macronencer 1 year ago
jew-jitsu...
ZergAteu 1 year ago
Liked the episode. But just pointing out that you misspelled OUTSIDE at the very beginning where you say just OUSIDE the omniverse... Sorry to be that guy but just saying if you didn't notice :)
realmadridfannick 1 year ago
great psa
I'm going to try robbing a bank to subscribe
I'll make sure it's one of the big one's so no one notices
marniespeaks 1 year ago
Goddamn, I love Jesse!
In a Heterosexual Man-Crush way.
DaveGreenSP 1 year ago
"He was a no-show for the company photo, that's hardcore" LOL It wasn't until the 3rd time watching that I picked up on that joke! genius!
hrd2imagin 1 year ago
I gotta say... the episode didn't impress me... but you really left the best for the begging session. The ways to find money are plain genius. Laughed my ass off with the idea of the e-mail pretending to be an nigerian philantropist. Keep it up and try to keep it more sarcastic as you did in previous seasons... love the show
bernytheman 1 year ago
"Cross your heart hope to die?" LMAO. Jesse shot himself in the foot there. :)
satanicwatermelon 1 year ago
this is so lame its funny, but i dont mean the videos lame, the characters are lame and the script is douchey. but thats the whole point. genius
robertwc82 1 year ago
@robertwc82 correction, the diologue is douchey, is what i meant. the script is brilliant
robertwc82 1 year ago
The script was really awesome.
Begeru 1 year ago
This is even better the 5th time through.
Split539 1 year ago
@HornetFellow I love the idea that some people will actually look up those terms. They write me to tell me that the had a good time learning. What a nice feeling.
misterdeity 1 year ago
And another classic Mr D
gerard1875 1 year ago
The sweater editing error was hilarious kind of a kentucky fried movie theme or, was that really a mistake.
01bdbark 1 year ago
@01bdbark Nope. I think blatant continuity errors are hysterical -- mostly for how often they're not even noticed. There were many throughout the begging segment.
misterdeity 1 year ago
I note on your website tht one can only buy the latest season. How might one acquire earlier seasons?
groovygrapes4 1 year ago
@groovygrapes4 Not available. Co-owned with Sony. No deal to release them. Sorry. Get them on iTunes.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@groovygrapes4 Not currently available. Legal issues.
misterdeity 1 year ago
An aquaintance of mine once gave me an ugly-ass backpack that she really just was waiting to foist upon whomever she could to get it out of her closet. What she didn't realise was that she'd left $365 in cash in one of the pockets, and a book of lesbian porn in the other. ;)
DragonSporks 1 year ago
Hilarious! Love, love, love you guys! xo
MAR4168 1 year ago
Where is "Ouside the Omniverse" located? Is it anywhere near "OuTside the Omniverse"? ;)
BirchTreeStudios 1 year ago
@BirchTreeStudios That shows how much you know. Outside the Omniverse is all the way on the other side -- and in a really bad part of town.
And BTW, we had four people look at this, and none of us caught it. D'oh!!!!
misterdeity 1 year ago
Fantastic as always! I'll be interested as to how Jesse/Jesus goes from being Mr. D's SPOC to being his son. Also, can't wait for you to introduce Lucy. To everyone who loved this vid as much as I do, subscribe to the channel and donate to Mr. Deity!
helloarigato 1 year ago
@helloarigato I love you!
misterdeity 1 year ago
Lol, great begging segment. :p
Sephern 1 year ago
It's time to take this show on the road.
Oh, and next time try not to be seated in a mahogany garden chair in a private shady space. It blunts the appeal for cash.
Chuck2dun 1 year ago
@Chuck2dun Other people had suggested the same thing. But just because Amy made a beautiful backyard here (and before we were together) doesn't necessarily suggest that we're rolling in dough (another food reference -- zing!). Trust me, we're not. And we're not making anything near what we made with Crackle/Sony. Just so you know. But I'll take this into consideration next time.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Absolutely love the intro theme. You should really make a full length cover, maybe put it as bonus material on one of your DVDs
BrianEdwardAshmore 1 year ago
Great episode and best request for money EVAH! Lily was excellent.
42foxfire 1 year ago
Great job....your granddaughter nailed it.
bodeezy 1 year ago
@bodeezy Granddaughter?!!!! WTF!!!!! That's my step-daughter. I don't have grandchildren yet. Way to bum me out. That hurts!
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Oh, (cough) um...sorry, I MEANT to say, "Wow, your little sister really nailed it!". For what it's worth, I thought you look way too young to be a grandpa....who knew? With those boyish good looks, you coulda got started really young.
Your step daughter was really great though. Congrats.
bodeezy 1 year ago
Jew-jitsu? Ouch! LOL
Samsaptaka 1 year ago
Mr. Deity, I thought Darwin killed you.
darwin-killed-god dot blogspot dot com
bobx2x2 1 year ago
Nice set of bosons...
rookstone 1 year ago
NEAT-O!!
Ponadora 1 year ago
The little girl in the how-to-make-money bit does a great job!
Tzadeck 1 year ago
@Tzadeck That is my spectacular step daughter, Lily. She rocks!!!!
misterdeity 1 year ago
xD So I'm a wealthy Nigerian who needs help moving some large amounts of cash to the US, would you care to help I'll reward you =3 -kidding-
Leylaashley 1 year ago
"Bust a cap in thier ass-tophysical modal" lol
kevinscales 1 year ago
Not only was the "Bond-ish" intro appropriate for this episode, I also love the occasional segues into Mancini's "The Pink Panther". The 40's style black hat was good too, goes well with the total 'Film Noir' theme and black background) But the reprise of the bumbling Mr.Deity we all know and love at the end is a beautiful touch to soften the cavalier and almost evil character portrayed in this segment ...good writing Brian!
Will Fedora's be on a comeback now that deities are wearing them?
airplayn 1 year ago
This raises serious continuity issues. I recall in an earlier episode Jessie was surprised to learn his fate on earth; here he clearly knows the game going in.
orbitingteapot 1 year ago
@orbitingteapot Continuity errors? Have you read the Bible? We're just trying to stay true to our source material. E.G.: Thou shalt not murder, now go commit genocide.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Bravo lol
bronney 1 year ago
JEW-jitsu?
dannybambino 1 year ago
@dannybambino That was Sean's ad-lib, as was the cooking list (bake, broil, slice, dice, etc...) -- brilliant!!!!
misterdeity 1 year ago
The phrase is "on the lam" and you'd be a "lamster". Anyone "on the lamb" really, really needs a girlfriend.
shoppingaccount415 1 year ago
@shoppingaccount415 I'm sure you know that it's just a play on Jesus being the "Lamb of God."
misterdeity 1 year ago
Brilliant!
nonindividual 1 year ago
LOL.. I think that I could take him with some of my Jujitsu .. That Jesse is a Bad Ass
1961vic 1 year ago
Wow, the ending was brilliant, too ..
and I am actually a Nigerian who would need some kind donations to subscribe to some cool video-show ..
Nederdien 1 year ago
LOVE, love, LOVE this! You guys get better all the time! Ranks as one of my favorite Mr. Deity episodes! :)
Allegro2500 1 year ago
lol does Mr. Deity love iPads
soulure 1 year ago
@soulure Yes, he does. So do I and P.Z. We talked about that this weekend in Fargo.
misterdeity 1 year ago
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airplayn 1 year ago
LOVE the intro!! I am guessing that will be in the NEXT dvd???? Luv ya Bri!!!
MistressInked 1 year ago
More unbelievably brilliant every time! If I get the job I applied for (and pray I get, hint hint) I'm going to up my level of subscription. If I find money under the pillows or in the laundry it's yours. Bravisimo!!! and I think you have great legs.
honoriartist 1 year ago
@honoriartist Bless you!
misterdeity 1 year ago
This may be the best episode! Love the Mr. D!
Manifestatheist 1 year ago
I was on the edge of my yet-to-be-existent seat!
554466551 1 year ago
Really funny episode, and great idea with the monthly donation thing. Done.
MrSomewhere 1 year ago
Singularity and then they bump into each other.
truvelocity 1 year ago
LOL I wanna pose as the wealthy nigerian.. pick me pick me!
oldhipp13 1 year ago
That was one of the best episodes ever...btw i like the whole prologue thing its awesome
ThePWNZORorNOOBZOR 1 year ago
the beg session could of been a skit on its own, keep them coming. I would love to see the skit involving Mr Deity needing foreskins.
necromater 1 year ago
LOL allah hahahahaha classic i can take him with my jewjitsu!! you guys great job this is one of your best videos!!
kakahass 1 year ago
JUDAS WIFE!
NaruZap 1 year ago
Yay! Jesse's back
Kargoneth 1 year ago
What sort of iPad case do you use?
AmericanCurmudgeon 1 year ago
Jesse is rapidly becoming my favorite character in this. He seemed like such a badass this episode ^_^ haha And I love the narrative you're crafting here, with the prequel. Very compelling. And very different from the previous seasons. :D
darkdesigns 1 year ago
@darkdesigns Thanks. Some people aren't digging it at all. But this season is much more about story than merely jabbing issue by issue. To me, this is all a much more likely scenario that the one depicted in the Bible. Much more coherent and plausible.
misterdeity 1 year ago
I think I can take him with some of my Jewjitsu HAHAHA!
Phelan666 1 year ago
good to see lucy again
jffryh 1 year ago
Nice little veiled threat there (don't think we didn't notice): subscribe or the pants come off!
All of it brilliant.
sadunlap 1 year ago
What a rockin' score!
LeeshaHarvey 1 year ago
@LeeshaHarvey Did you dig my rockin' guitar playing? I don't think I've played guitar in an episode since the "Top Ten" from season one. It's fun to get the old axe out.
misterdeity 1 year ago
Thou dost continue to Rock!
wailinburnin 1 year ago
Jesus is so BAD-ASS (if not, kinda clueless)!!
thepercussionistME 1 year ago
"you are gonna need a lot of bosons" ha
tomatoso27 1 year ago
You've got some Big Bosons there Sir. CROSS your heart, hope to DIE? This episode is full of genius.
MiserablerHurensohn 1 year ago
Thank God! He has pants!
celsoavo 1 year ago
@celsoavo Thank who?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity You, Sir.
celsoavo 1 year ago
Methinks the lord is becoming borderline mullet, and should get a haircut before making any more awesome Mr Deity videos. :)
allmakescombined 1 year ago
@allmakescombined I was trying to let my hair grow out a bit as Mr. D. will be trying to find his look this season and going through a number of hairstyles. But your comment has made me so self-conscious now that I have an appointment in 45 minutes to get it cut. But you're right. I am starting to look a little like a Palin fan.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Haha. You could always grow it out and go for the Heston Moses look. I'm a big fan of your vids, don't stop!
allmakescombined 1 year ago
Holy mother of God, it's the son of God!
And I LOVED the Bond intro. Brilliantly done.
worloq 1 year ago
Loved the ala-james-bond revamp of the theme in the intro!
AstronautDown 1 year ago
@AstronautDown I love that you caught that. Thanks for noticing.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Yes, it was very subtle.
Saerain 1 year ago
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airplayn 1 year ago
@misterdeity Hmmm, I thought it was a revamp of "Secret Agent" (aka "Danger Man')
hagerty1952 1 year ago
@misterdeity Isn't it more of Pink Panther? Damn funny episode, btw!
quazifnatik 1 year ago
Congratulations to the girl in the begging segment.