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  • 1:44 LOL

  • lol

  • <3

  • Hahaha I -3 this video...she is real funny u rule!!!!

  • I hate this drug.

    It puts me in, like...

    A GOOD MOOD

  • Oh crap guys, I can't operate my crane.

  • I like how there's an advertisement for catheter and urology supplies in the corner.

  • HOLY FUCK!

    ALEX DELARGE IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

    that's amazing. Be careful though. lol

  • im not a doctor but you need weed fixes all that lol

  • one of the bad side effects of taken pills is taken to many lol

  • Oh crap guys, I can't operate my crane :/

  • my stomach is hurtin i laughed so much!

  • 1:55 - 2:06 That's how Prozac makes me feel.

  • i want that drug that makes you feel good, not hungry and alert, now i wish i had MS!! xDD

  • I actually wanted to say-ERN TOO NICE. Why am I not suprised?

  • oh crap i cant operate my crane!! LOLOL!!!

  • MS here too - hate Neurontin, and Provigil was like mainlining caffeine. I JUST WANT TO OPERATE MY CRANE.

  • I don't want to sound nasty but, because of your ms, will your condition get worse? I really don't want that to happen. I'd be so sad :(

  • Try the newer version of Provigil Nuvigil its way less hyper if taken before 8am.

    All the MS (so called) drugs are just money for big Pharma! They all suck. But some do help ask for the Nuvigil from your doc! Hope ya feel a bit less grumpy some!

    Was I supposed to say I hope you feel better soon?? Oh shit...

  • Can I have some of your Provigil please, that way I can be bipolar, happy one moment then pissed off the frig the next...haha

  • you're such an optimistic person :) LOL

  • You make everything wrong in my life okay again.

  • jpmetz, you're the best thing to ever happen to my life.

  • OMG I have taken provigil and neurotion they both had bad bad effects on me.....bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The provigil made me insane......well worse than normal!

  • i must go on a quest to kill those 31 people for queen justine:D

  • @teenytinychicky Shall Queen Justine approve.

  • @Xxmyriam1212Xx Naw. You ruined it.

  • @teenytinychicky I don't think so.

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  • Hm....I've always wondered what White Castle food tastes like.

  • Neurontin does suck. Doesn't work for shit but does make you a modern day zombie lol. I told the doctor to shove the Neurontin up his ass. He is not my doctor any more. Anyway I feel ya <3

  • Awww, I can't operate my crane either. I know how you feel.

  • I was recommended 3 large doses of jpmetz for my cancer

  • lmao she shakes the arm in trolling of ms xD

  • I love provigil....except now I'm addicted

  • @IlyEmani An asshat? It's someone whose head is so far up their ass they're wearing it like a hat.

  • "this isn't a feel good kind of channel" made me smile ha ha =D

  • her *crane*

  • ur make up looks rly good here!! o.o

    (im not being a suck up)

  • "Well crap guys, I can't operate my crane." Haha.

  • I was hoping she'd at least do meth or heroin or something...

  • YOU OWE ME!

  • "Oh CRAP guys, i can't operate my crane..."

    <3

  • oh man thats just to funny

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  • Does anyone know what song she uses in the end comments section? I love it!

  • 1. "Oh no guys, I can't operate my crane..." hahahaha

    2. I love your frown...It makes me laugh

  • I love this: "May cause drowsyness or dizzyness" JPmetz: " Yeah it causes BOTH ahahahaha li love you :D

  • i hate to break it to ya but you cured my depression

  • I LOVE YOU-3 your the light at the end of the dark tunnel:) so everyone else can go die in a rabbit hole....k thanks:)

  • the way you described provigil totally reminded me of adderall....just sayin' xD

  • Mmmmm...White Castle....

  • my mom has parkinsons and she takes neurontin or she did she had some sleeping and other issues with it so they took her off of it. They original thought she had ms.

  • you rock!!

  • Justine may i have your babies? i know im a girl, but we can make this work<3

  • You are my new favorite youtuber!  Hilarious!

  • I LOVE YOU! life wouldn't be right without people like you:)

  • i hate it when i cant operate my crane

  • I have something to say about MS but this is a comedy channel.

  • i like sitting on my ass too

  • lol lol im not subscribeing to her lol

  • I like your vids I hate the little kids cheering sound effect its pretty annoying.

  • i know i've left a few comments here and there but now it's official i subbed hmmmm....i feel liked i just gained 5 pounds that's right you can't notice them....

  • 29 dumbasses were too deep in bliss to hit the correct button then they were laughing to hard to correct their huge mistake.

  • I'm sold; you have one new subscriber. HAHAH!

  • oh crap guys, i can't operate my crane O.o

    hahahaha.

  • I hate feeling good (iflu)

  • This isn't a feel good kinda channel... bahahaha. <3

  • oh crap guys i can't operate my crane...

  • Just suscribed and can't wait till ur next vid....no pressure...lol

    Sorry about ur MS, I've got Scleroderma, CFS, FM, Raynauds, IBS...etc etc...take 7 different meds. We have alot in common - Jersey, disease, and sober attitude. Feel better! ;-)

  • maybe its not MS? how were u diagnosed? ty

  • i was deleting a bunch of subscriptions that seemed a waste of time, then couldnt figure out who you were, saw a video felt insulted, and now i love you, well in the same way you love others, so i dislike you enough to subscribe? I guess thats good enough have a wonde.... nevermind

  • you get sick a lot....

  • I love how honest you are lmao <3

  • I donated my first three paychecks (about 400 bucks) to MS.

  • Didnt know that u got MS me 2, Love the way you complain about stupid idiots and stuff makes me feel comferable...

  • is she joking when she talks about soundlyawake?

  • Oh no guys.. I can't operate my crane. hahahaha

  • You use the word 'friggin' a lot. Just sayin :)

  • im watching this friggin freaky ass movie, so im watching jpmetz to protect me(:

  • you? in a good mood? no, that can't be true...

  • You are like oprah with a mix of doctor phil...that's awesome :D

  • "Oh crap guys, I can't operate my crane" Hahahahaha!

  • you're hilarious!!

  • FANTASTIC!!! LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR which is what it takes to live well with this disease!!! Kudos!!

  • I like sitting my ass too.

  • I LOVE YOU!

  • I also take Provigil, and wish that there were days when I could just sit around doing nothing. Stupid drug that makes me motivated....

  • HOORAY FOR WHITE CASTLE! I think it's just a Jersey thing, right? I always go to the one by Menlo and I sometimes go to the one in Sayreville on 9. That place is magical =)

  • God bless you. <3

    I subscribed.

  • What are you, from friggin New York or something? You must have Primary Multiple Sclerosis, PMS, know what I'm sayin? Who am I and how did I get here? Dammit! Let me the hell out! Ok, you got style and it's working for you. But Gawd, the nightmares...

  • just think of all the weight you;ll lose or the to go containers u will get

  • I don't have MS but i take the drugs just so I can be more like you <3

  • LOL!  Best review EVER!

    Neurontin sucks!

  • So much awesome in this

    video...

    xD

    I love you.

    I subscribed.

  • you are just stupid,,thats all u are

  • 5 for you. Now Smile Dammit.

  • Id like to try the med that makes you feel good not wana eat LOL maybe ill lose my belly fat..love the video jpmetz

  • holy shit you are hysterical

  • Damn right you smarter than doctors!!

    LOL @ I hate this drug it puts me in like a good mood !

  • i'll buy all the fish burger you want<3 WITH CHEESE!

  • you make swans look like crows your that stunning<3

  • you look great. the make up is fine like that and your hair looks so natural.

    you're beautiful in this vid, as you are in all of them. i feel your pain. im super sick and im taking so many friggin meds, and the side effects are the only thing that works. my hands are flying everywhere, twitching and im dizzy and hell. hope you feel better.

  • i have the EXACT personalty as you. That's why your my favorite youtuber! LOL <3

  • jus watched soundlyawake s latest video and i feel like he is mocking u so ya gonna take it com on ya gotta go ef him up hahaha

  • i wish i was a girl. so then i could ask u to scissor me!

  • no boobs this time?  =(

  • eat a cup of shit or make a MALT LIQUOR video!

  • u look skinnier.

  • i love ur voice it keeps me warm.

  • you make me wanna be a worse woman :D

    but i can´t so, i'm sorry you haven't been feeling good :)

  • I like sitting on my ass too.

  • i'd give you my arms so yours would be numb no longer <3

  • i, like you, love to sit around on my ass and do nothing! :D

  • i'm graduating in may. i'd love for you to come share your insight with my colleagues at the commencement ceremony :)

  • lol i love the second kiss my ass comment and yikes hope i feeel better :( and i hope i can make it to the gathering!

  • 1:59 2:22

  • your fucking hilarious

  • I'm glad I found this channel. You're great.

  • you're like the sun to my cloud filled life.

  • i want your name etched into my bone

  • make a malt liquor video

  • If you want, ill wack your arm against the wall until it feels better. And SoundlyAwake should be Youtubes new most hated Jerk-who-doesnt-answer-texts.

  • you remind me of god. uh huh.

  • I'm the one who needs the drugs to take away the pain that I get when I remember I'm not you...

  • You can take the shot that is grown in Chinese Hamster ovaries! That's what my step dad takes. It really works.

  • Will you go to the prom with me oh beautiful goddess?

  • justine you do owe us. actually you owe the world. for being amazing.

  • you have such a beautiful way with cuss words

  • for a fat chick with ms

  • You kinda make my life complete

  • I'll operate your crane for you, Justine.

  • Justine smells....like Jolly Ranchers :D

  • You're Hilarious!!! ahhh I am so glad I found your videos. I hope you are feeling better MS is not a joke. Be well!!! =)

  • i'm a girl only been on youtube for a few months

    WATCH MY VIDEOS?

    sorry

  • You're awesome. Love how blunt you are

  • pop pills and drink malt liquor justine. time to make a malt liquor video.

  • "I'm not doing my hair for this, fuck that." LOL best! i should do a video on my RX meds too LOL i like killed my back some how so now im loaded! -_- kinda dont want to take these drugs haha

  • Drugs suck. My medication makes me sensitive to sunlight but want to go outside.

  • @tousledkitten wth, that's mind fuck

  • You're amazing!!

  • wtf i think im in love with you

  • They should have a prescription called JPMetz-aclin . It would make rain clouds appear over peoples heads

  • Lol @ the graceful hands comment.

  • so I just watched soundlyawake's video and after the first thirty seconds I was like, dude, he is boring so I came back to you, Justine. <3

  • If God is good, then you must be freaking way awesomer.

  • That last drug sounds awesome. haha

  • i think that is elegle!

  • ur anger and complainting makes me giggle :D

  • Justine... I don't think I want to kill myself now looking at your beautiful face

  • I was failing geography then I told my teacher I was a JPMETZ fan & she called me a model student and gave me extra credit :D i love you!

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  • i hate your freken face!

  • You have MS, as in "Mucho Sexy?"

    I agree.

  • Agreed!

  • "Oh crap guys, I can't operate my crane."

    I don't know, I might of laughed. Really hard.

  • I think it's time Justine had a comic book series

  • damn you suck!!!!

  • @ematj hahahhaa omg duh in all her videos shes being sarcastic.

  • @diam0ndsky okey.. that makes me happy :P

  • --------------------go -fuck of

  • you're so joyful...luvs it! what? no oval green pills? that bits.

  • Justine is my rainy Monday hero. When I feel shitty she says something even that makes me feel even shittier, and I forget about what first felt sad about. Thanks??

  • wow...i gotta call heaven theres an angel missing..

  • "Oh crap guys, I can't operate my crane.." haha I really LOL'ed on that one!

  • you dont have to try to play "angry" for everything..

  • You are my perfect drug Justine...

  • @RealityBits I agree

  • you are my drug

  • LMAO i take provigil for adhd and it makes me productive and awake and ruins my nap time

  • If you like feeling like crap (not energetic or happy) I'd go with Rebif! I'm on that one for my MS. It's an injection I take monday's, wednesday's and Friday's. It leaves the injection site bruised and red and I even get really bad reactions. It gives you flu like symptoms (ie : feels like your head weighs 1000 lbs! Body pains all over! And stomach sickness!) Advil and Gravol have become my two closest friends!

  • you're so perfect, I bet even your farts smell like roses :)