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  • 2 words. Clone.Dance

  • Shirt fail.

  • I find facial hair on a man very attractive!

    (:

  • Yeah, I was... six months old when Powder (the film) came out...

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  • Favorited for the clone dance

  • No Pit stains!

  • It's funny, because now Wheezy has lightning powers (pops).

  • Hair transplant

  • 2:13... booooobies.

  • U r sexy ...

  • Powder creeps me out.

  • Dude you are so funny!

    

  • This is the first wheezy waiter episode I ever saw... and the new ones are only getting better. You really are a genius, Craig.

  • do you really have an aunt judy?

  • beards are awesome

  • who's judy

  • @LeakerStreet His aunt.

  • Hello wheezy. I want to collect you!! Please tell me where I can buy you and if you come in pocket size too. Thank you!

  • *wink*

  • were you wearing a blue speedo?!?! 0_0

  • It’s han-stan time. :| It’s handstand time. :| It’s hain-tan time. It’s Tam’s ham ham. :| It’s tom stomstom…

    xD

  • YYYYEEEEAHHH JEFF GOLDBLUM!

  • aw SHIRT!

  • White tummy!!!

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  • I'm a recently converted Beard Lover, but now I haz questions...

    1. How old are you Craig?

    2. Marry me?

    3. Seriously.

  • im starting to think he really does have clones :L

  • I'm glad I knew the Jurassic Park reference in the title before I watched the video. :)

  • WHY DO U KEEP FALLING IN THE WHALE TANK SINCE IT HAS HUMAN POISON! :((

  • your my third fave youtuber...the eagles my first i send him to steal your subs...

  • powder was so funny

    

  • Whenever I hear Jeff Goldblum, I can't help but think of Zoey and her cute doggy head tilting <3 Yay CTFxC <3

  • @SherbetStardust lol same

  • Pause after 2:11. Hairy half-breasts.

  • You make me like beards. :D

  • If you look carefully at your shoulder, you can see the jumpcut of the Goldblum thing O:

  • Why dont you fall in the alligator pit when you do the handstand? Anyway youre clone dance is totaly retarded =-(

  • So, if Jeff Goldblum now a verb?

  • Nice Mug! I love Settlers of Catan!

  • YOU,MR. WHEEZY ARE JUST AMA-oh coffee's done.

  • im 23 and almost got hair on my face.

  • @dudem4n27 i feel your pain brother.

  • was that a bonus handstand?! There was two of them!

  • I don't like hair on the face so it's sad because i have hair on the neck....so i shave regularly

  • My dad has a beard.

  • phil sent me....and man am i glad....YOUR SO FUCKING HILARIOUS....

    and now you have one more beard lover.....XD

  • i cant find the video that you can leave a one word comment

  • when u said "lightning trumps hair" i thought of your role in PoPs xD -.- xD

  • I recently discovered Wheezy Waiter, soo hilarious. I love it when the coffee's done now as well. xD

  • Hi Wheezy! I took a religous leave for a while and cancelled my account. this is my new one and I will subscribe to you again. Nice to know you still have clones. i think you're twice as funny now as the last time I left.

  • JUDY! reference at 1:25

  • @FuryChord .....obvious reference was obvious.

  • and I WAS DESTINE TO SUBSCRIBE!

  • Lol he's so childish for his age like me

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  • @DeeaGingerBread Thanks for the stupid information.

  • EPIC MUG! I love settlers of catan!

  • ishamdtantimeishanstantmishmst­amtime!

  • omgomgomgomg uve seen it

  • where was ty the regular guy? and maybe you should empty your pockets before doing a handstand.

  • Who is judy?

  • @fjorded962 The One that thinks his videos are boring! :o

  • @fjorded962 Judy is his aunt who recently started watching his videos. She apparently thinks that some of them are boring. Thus, resentment for the Judy.

  • belly butt'n of death noooo

  • i saw comercials for tha but never saw it, maybe i should jeff goldblum myself to netflix and watch it

  • @wheezywaiter be carefull you almost fell in the whale tank when you fell down off your hand stand :(

  • I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!!! ~ :D ~ (<--- flailing arms happy guy)

  • @zorinka17girl - You should be nicer to your clones, they may come in handy some day. Like when the mafia is after your hand and they demand you send it to them or else they'll kill CraigWithAWig, you can send them a clone's hand instead! :D See what I did there?? See?? ... ok, I deserve the alligator pit for that pun... *sploosh!*

  • I want a beard like yours.

    If i ever met you.

    I would lick it..the beard that is.

  • you need to straighten your back

  • I've met Jeff Goldblum. He was really nice and awesome  :)

  • Handstanding is your thing.

  • jeff goldblum YES

  • Wheres Ty?!?!?!?

  • i havent seen you feed your whale for quite some time :/

  • @ImperfectReaction doesnt the clone which fell into the pool counts?

  • @ECST4C i guess so... but still... the poor whales been stuck with crappy clones for ages :L

  • @ImperfectReaction yeah! kfc would be nice!

  • lol wheezy waiter can't stands on his hands without a wall at the mall... and i even bet his milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard either... meh

  • I can hear the wall cracking when you hit your legs on it.

  • I REMMEBER POWDER!

    

  • Hahaha:D clone dance!!! :D

  • hah my name is jeff....Jarassic park ROCKS

  • you do some mighty sexy handstands ;) <3

  • Arching like that in a handstand may end up hurting your back or something - you should take lessons from Michael Buckley XD

  • You didn't breathe in this video, is it still your thing?

  • This is so awesomely random. Favouritised :)

  • girls don't like beard (and i have a redish one)

    but if you are good at sex you cant get away whit it ;)

  • Thought that outro was gonna be boobs, I was shocked XP

  • 0:27 Voldemort with a nose

  • Whoa, go "The Fly." Not the 50's version, the good version.

  • Settlers of Catan mug! FTW

  • Forgot your armpit stains again

  • Can you please tell me where you got your Settlers mug? I want one - Also, you're videos are really good man. Funny stuff!

  • constantly reflooring your livingroom must cost a lot.

  • Judy can suck it.

  • what does that thing that falls every time you do hands stand time?

  • Wheezy, I think talking about Aunt Judy is your thing now.

  • EXPLOSION!

  • Best dance ever lol

  • MAKE A WHOLE VIDEO DEDICATED TO CRAIG WITH A WIG :3

  • @nnnnicolaaaa u my friend are obviously a n00b for watching his videos, no offense

  • You have lack of abdominal force.

  • craig, you say you will do a hand stand away from the wall, but then you do it closer to the wall, maybe if you drink your coffee you will do what you tell yourself to do

  • You should put up a video of all the wallets falling out of your pocket when you do a handstand.

  • how do we really know that your not the clone

  • I like you so much. Are you married?

    And are you interested in having a ginger family?

    You are perfect.

  • has Ty been irregular lately? cause I miss him.

  • Can somebody tell me who Judy is ??

  • @ZEBRAZ00 Judy is his aunt

  • @silentsilvermonk OOOHHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE. THANK YOU :)

  • @ZEBRAZ00 his aunt who thinks some of his videos are boring. i asked the same question yesterday =P

  • man, i love when that wallet falls out.

  • Still no Ty on Tuesdays its quite sad

  • ahahahaha you do not know how many times I've quoted that same quote from Jurassic Park. I used to be addicted to those movies, even have the soundtrack on my ipod oh whoa going to end this message right -prolonged- here.

  • I lub jeff goldblum

  • Clone Craig was way off in the dance. It was a total Lucy/Harpo Marx moment.

  • Lol

  • Lol

  • I think using the wall is making it less successful. it seems like you've got the handstand till you go back to far to use the wall! keep up the good work!

  • wow wheezy !!! UR beard LOOKS so BUSY!! SEXY

  • Catan mug? Wiiiiiiin!

  • Oh, Powder . . . bends spoons with his mind, is destroyed my lightning . . .

  • My mom calls me Powder. It used to make me cry.

  • Where's ty the regular guy?

  • Try to keep your back straight.

    And get some crazy pants.

  • wait where is ty the regular guy this week

  • Stop arching your back so much when you handstand try and straighten it.

  • I think handstands are your thing now.

  • o...m... G!!!! I tried to remember the name of that movie for AGES! THANKYOU! :D

  • who's Judy?

  • @EverHungry8FryingPan his aunt that watches his videos and thinks they're lame, noob

  • @EverHungry8FryingPan His aunt, who thinks some of his videos are boring.

  • your beard is looking especially bushy lately

  • It was also my brother's birthday. I suggested replacing the candles with dynamite, but nobody bought my idea...

  • I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET !

  • Try starting your handstand with a tripod instead of swinging your legs up--the wall is what is catching you but otherwise you'd just flop over, hence your poor balance when you're up.

  • dont arch your back so much, and tighten your glutes

  • my girl friend wont let me grow a beard. :(

  • umm. . . Powder. . used electromagnetism. . . from getting struck by lighting when he was born. . . haha,  hi Wheezy!

  • Right now, you need the wall. When you begin your handstand, you're flinging your legs up in the air in order to stand, relying on the wall to stop the momentum of your lower body. Without the wall, you would flop onto your back, and it would look cool. You need to increase your strength so that you can balance yourself without using the wall. To do this, I recommend doing dips while handstanding against the wall to increase your arm/shoulder strength.

  • Uhh, I could just slap that tommy...

  • Lightning doesn't trump hair. Donald trumps lightning.

    Get it? Donald Trump? PoPs reference? Anyone? WheezyWaiter jokes? No?

  • Can ya handstand without a wall? :)

  • @wheezywaiter I can't believe it, but obviously you are a very trustworthy guy: lowbird.com/data/images/2010/0­7/nerdpol-1-beards-full.jpg

  • which video editor does he use??

  • @richard4047

    Finalcut I'm sure.

  • I'm confused. When Jeff Goldblum is bleeped, there is a shirt covering his mouth, but it still sounds like "sh*t"....wheezy, why!?

  • I miss Ty the Regular guy... He's just SO NORMAL!!

  • love it!! i know i already commented but still this is GOOD!

  • you gotz a pale/pasty tummy! hahahaha.

  • Who's Judy?

  • @FreckledFilms his aunt who says his videos are getting boring

  • @connyluckirby9 oh thanks

  • @FreckledFilms JUdeeeeeeeeee

  • @FreckledFilms You're lost.

  • @femifrosk huh?

  • No ty today? :(

  • I need me some Explosion Wednesday (if he ends up making it a thing. Far too early to tell) Where is Wheezy? Did he died?

  • This video has everything you could possibly want! A beard, awesomeness, pigeon poo, clones, and acrobatics!!! :D

  • nice handstand!

  • Aunt Judy is so jokes. Love. It.

  • Yay it's working on my iPod :D

    Btw hair on the face rocks!

  • Looks like you're getting better at those handstands. :)

  • why don't you take the stuff out of your pockets before you do a hand stand.

  • Your back needs to be straighter.

  • thumbs up for the clone dance!

  • I like hair on the face

  • Someday your going to learn to take your wallet out before you attempt the handstand.

  • I love it when you have conversations with actors.

  • Dude, Wheezy needs to get groomed.

  • Hair face haiters...I hate 'em

  • Can you PLEEEASE trim and shape up your overly hairy beard. Beards are sexy but you're looking a little too much like a pigeon nest... Thats no bueno.

  • do you use a track matte to clone yourself or just a split screen?

  • @spikesofgrace what is this nonsense? Craig has real clones! he makes them everyday! I sent him the recipe!

  • The Beard is continuing it's conquest of Craig's face!

  • I`d be happy to have you for an uncle. :D