Hi Wheezy! I took a religous leave for a while and cancelled my account. this is my new one and I will subscribe to you again. Nice to know you still have clones. i think you're twice as funny now as the last time I left.
@fjorded962 Judy is his aunt who recently started watching his videos. She apparently thinks that some of them are boring. Thus, resentment for the Judy.
@zorinka17girl - You should be nicer to your clones, they may come in handy some day. Like when the mafia is after your hand and they demand you send it to them or else they'll kill CraigWithAWig, you can send them a clone's hand instead! :D See what I did there?? See?? ... ok, I deserve the alligator pit for that pun... *sploosh!*
lol wheezy waiter can't stands on his hands without a wall at the mall... and i even bet his milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard either... meh
craig, you say you will do a hand stand away from the wall, but then you do it closer to the wall, maybe if you drink your coffee you will do what you tell yourself to do
ahahahaha you do not know how many times I've quoted that same quote from Jurassic Park. I used to be addicted to those movies, even have the soundtrack on my ipod oh whoa going to end this message right -prolonged- here.
I think using the wall is making it less successful. it seems like you've got the handstand till you go back to far to use the wall! keep up the good work!
Try starting your handstand with a tripod instead of swinging your legs up--the wall is what is catching you but otherwise you'd just flop over, hence your poor balance when you're up.
Right now, you need the wall. When you begin your handstand, you're flinging your legs up in the air in order to stand, relying on the wall to stop the momentum of your lower body. Without the wall, you would flop onto your back, and it would look cool. You need to increase your strength so that you can balance yourself without using the wall. To do this, I recommend doing dips while handstanding against the wall to increase your arm/shoulder strength.
Can you PLEEEASE trim and shape up your overly hairy beard. Beards are sexy but you're looking a little too much like a pigeon nest... Thats no bueno.
2 words. Clone.Dance
exclusiveforus 2 weeks ago
Shirt fail.
totalwombatfan 3 months ago
I find facial hair on a man very attractive!
(:
AlwaysAPotterhead 4 months ago
Yeah, I was... six months old when Powder (the film) came out...
JimGabeMomo 5 months ago
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JimGabeMomo 5 months ago
Favorited for the clone dance
LANDA9511 5 months ago
No Pit stains!
iiDefDudes 6 months ago
It's funny, because now Wheezy has lightning powers (pops).
RoamingBo 6 months ago
Hair transplant
GyrlBlaque 7 months ago
2:13... booooobies.
Mattt8D 7 months ago
U r sexy ...
manystar 7 months ago
Powder creeps me out.
hevydevy2112 7 months ago
Dude you are so funny!
jakedyson 8 months ago
This is the first wheezy waiter episode I ever saw... and the new ones are only getting better. You really are a genius, Craig.
SkystoneXWere 8 months ago 4
do you really have an aunt judy?
13cmwright99 9 months ago
beards are awesome
brian101ification 9 months ago
who's judy
LeakerStreet 10 months ago
@LeakerStreet His aunt.
LittlePatch8 10 months ago
Hello wheezy. I want to collect you!! Please tell me where I can buy you and if you come in pocket size too. Thank you!
gyqz 10 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 11 months ago
were you wearing a blue speedo?!?! 0_0
cyberhi04 11 months ago
It’s han-stan time. :| It’s handstand time. :| It’s hain-tan time. It’s Tam’s ham ham. :| It’s tom stomstom…
xD
rememberxjuly 11 months ago
YYYYEEEEAHHH JEFF GOLDBLUM!
ErmaBuckles 1 year ago
aw SHIRT!
lildrumerboy24 1 year ago
White tummy!!!
lindseynoelani123 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Oh How I adore thee.
jenstersable 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Oh how I adore thee.
jenstersable 1 year ago
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jenstersable 1 year ago
I'm a recently converted Beard Lover, but now I haz questions...
1. How old are you Craig?
2. Marry me?
3. Seriously.
boredmuch12 1 year ago 21
This has been flagged as spam show
boring shitbag
xoxosimranxoxo 1 year ago
im starting to think he really does have clones :L
chriscatastrophe182 1 year ago 8
I'm glad I knew the Jurassic Park reference in the title before I watched the video. :)
mcmatthewproductions 1 year ago
WHY DO U KEEP FALLING IN THE WHALE TANK SINCE IT HAS HUMAN POISON! :((
SuperKingkong22 1 year ago
your my third fave youtuber...the eagles my first i send him to steal your subs...
XoxPureLegendxoX 1 year ago
powder was so funny
goredgaara 1 year ago
Whenever I hear Jeff Goldblum, I can't help but think of Zoey and her cute doggy head tilting <3 Yay CTFxC <3
SherbetStardust 1 year ago 4
@SherbetStardust lol same
DownWithTheHerman 1 year ago
Pause after 2:11. Hairy half-breasts.
Mani231290 1 year ago
You make me like beards. :D
Heartze 1 year ago
If you look carefully at your shoulder, you can see the jumpcut of the Goldblum thing O:
sellyluv 1 year ago
Why dont you fall in the alligator pit when you do the handstand? Anyway youre clone dance is totaly retarded =-(
Jackdackster 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i like my beard... check it out on my blog
ScarfTree 1 year ago
So, if Jeff Goldblum now a verb?
SparklyCheeseburger 1 year ago
Nice Mug! I love Settlers of Catan!
Jimplicit 1 year ago
YOU,MR. WHEEZY ARE JUST AMA-oh coffee's done.
Tiix3 1 year ago
im 23 and almost got hair on my face.
dudem4n27 1 year ago
@dudem4n27 i feel your pain brother.
rdrums89 1 year ago
was that a bonus handstand?! There was two of them!
do0me0nice 1 year ago
I don't like hair on the face so it's sad because i have hair on the neck....so i shave regularly
realwarpet 1 year ago
My dad has a beard.
sikeoshriner 1 year ago
phil sent me....and man am i glad....YOUR SO FUCKING HILARIOUS....
and now you have one more beard lover.....XD
diamonddragoniori 1 year ago
i cant find the video that you can leave a one word comment
upintheground 1 year ago
when u said "lightning trumps hair" i thought of your role in PoPs xD -.- xD
CiipherZer0 1 year ago 3
I recently discovered Wheezy Waiter, soo hilarious. I love it when the coffee's done now as well. xD
valmeriza 1 year ago
Hi Wheezy! I took a religous leave for a while and cancelled my account. this is my new one and I will subscribe to you again. Nice to know you still have clones. i think you're twice as funny now as the last time I left.
ihopeyoulikethis1 1 year ago
JUDY! reference at 1:25
FuryChord 1 year ago
@FuryChord .....obvious reference was obvious.
dragongamer123 1 year ago
and I WAS DESTINE TO SUBSCRIBE!
ganonpwner 1 year ago
Lol he's so childish for his age like me
wolfanator81 1 year ago
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DeeaGingerBread 1 year ago
@DeeaGingerBread Thanks for the stupid information.
HighAuthourity 1 year ago
EPIC MUG! I love settlers of catan!
werty400 1 year ago
ishamdtantimeishanstantmishmstamtime!
onesockgrace 1 year ago
omgomgomgomg uve seen it
allperty 1 year ago
where was ty the regular guy? and maybe you should empty your pockets before doing a handstand.
iheartedward33 1 year ago
Who is judy?
fjorded962 1 year ago
@fjorded962 The One that thinks his videos are boring! :o
simsfreak555 1 year ago
@fjorded962 Judy is his aunt who recently started watching his videos. She apparently thinks that some of them are boring. Thus, resentment for the Judy.
Lizfth2 1 year ago
belly butt'n of death noooo
kwlegomania64 1 year ago
i saw comercials for tha but never saw it, maybe i should jeff goldblum myself to netflix and watch it
BootNorr 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter be carefull you almost fell in the whale tank when you fell down off your hand stand :(
Fantasydude4 1 year ago 171
I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!!! ~ :D ~ (<--- flailing arms happy guy)
zorinka17girl 1 year ago
@zorinka17girl - You should be nicer to your clones, they may come in handy some day. Like when the mafia is after your hand and they demand you send it to them or else they'll kill CraigWithAWig, you can send them a clone's hand instead! :D See what I did there?? See?? ... ok, I deserve the alligator pit for that pun... *sploosh!*
zorinka17girl 1 year ago
I want a beard like yours.
If i ever met you.
I would lick it..the beard that is.
ff6shadow 1 year ago
you need to straighten your back
cannibalpineapple 1 year ago
I've met Jeff Goldblum. He was really nice and awesome :)
Issykle 1 year ago
Handstanding is your thing.
Rspker2146 1 year ago
jeff goldblum YES
SusieSpinkle 1 year ago
Wheres Ty?!?!?!?
komedyskits 1 year ago
i havent seen you feed your whale for quite some time :/
ImperfectReaction 1 year ago
@ImperfectReaction doesnt the clone which fell into the pool counts?
ECST4C 1 year ago
@ECST4C i guess so... but still... the poor whales been stuck with crappy clones for ages :L
ImperfectReaction 1 year ago
@ImperfectReaction yeah! kfc would be nice!
ECST4C 1 year ago
lol wheezy waiter can't stands on his hands without a wall at the mall... and i even bet his milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard either... meh
gattonero583 1 year ago
I can hear the wall cracking when you hit your legs on it.
Tyndle 1 year ago 2
I REMMEBER POWDER!
jdis101 1 year ago
Hahaha:D clone dance!!! :D
burritofulcpcake373 1 year ago
hah my name is jeff....Jarassic park ROCKS
101stAirsoftDivision 1 year ago
you do some mighty sexy handstands ;) <3
misskatelyn33 1 year ago 98
Arching like that in a handstand may end up hurting your back or something - you should take lessons from Michael Buckley XD
snakehands 1 year ago
You didn't breathe in this video, is it still your thing?
GoNoAMMo 1 year ago
This is so awesomely random. Favouritised :)
Natturs 1 year ago
girls don't like beard (and i have a redish one)
but if you are good at sex you cant get away whit it ;)
ubitcumajkemi 1 year ago
Thought that outro was gonna be boobs, I was shocked XP
PizzaboyOnTheMoon 1 year ago
@PizzaboyOnTheMoon me too
101stAirsoftDivision 1 year ago
0:27 Voldemort with a nose
ActuallyAlexa 1 year ago
Whoa, go "The Fly." Not the 50's version, the good version.
MysteryManJMN 1 year ago
Settlers of Catan mug! FTW
snakecrazy7 1 year ago
Forgot your armpit stains again
TheVoid15 1 year ago
Can you please tell me where you got your Settlers mug? I want one - Also, you're videos are really good man. Funny stuff!
criticalcaleb 1 year ago
constantly reflooring your livingroom must cost a lot.
SalamiShipoopiStudio 1 year ago
Judy can suck it.
lizchaffee 1 year ago
what does that thing that falls every time you do hands stand time?
androwo9 1 year ago
Wheezy, I think talking about Aunt Judy is your thing now.
meeponTV 1 year ago
EXPLOSION!
PrismaticChrome 1 year ago 2
Best dance ever lol
DaNightmare77 1 year ago
MAKE A WHOLE VIDEO DEDICATED TO CRAIG WITH A WIG :3
nnnnicolaaaa 1 year ago
@nnnnicolaaaa u my friend are obviously a n00b for watching his videos, no offense
vruls 1 year ago
You have lack of abdominal force.
entrelanxado 1 year ago
craig, you say you will do a hand stand away from the wall, but then you do it closer to the wall, maybe if you drink your coffee you will do what you tell yourself to do
sgh95 1 year ago
You should put up a video of all the wallets falling out of your pocket when you do a handstand.
claptonfan1000000 1 year ago
how do we really know that your not the clone
AnthemofAblueHeart 1 year ago
I like you so much. Are you married?
And are you interested in having a ginger family?
You are perfect.
jld7274 1 year ago
has Ty been irregular lately? cause I miss him.
zBzBabe 1 year ago
Can somebody tell me who Judy is ??
ZEBRAZ00 1 year ago
@ZEBRAZ00 Judy is his aunt
silentsilvermonk 1 year ago
@silentsilvermonk OOOHHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE. THANK YOU :)
ZEBRAZ00 1 year ago
@ZEBRAZ00 his aunt who thinks some of his videos are boring. i asked the same question yesterday =P
EverHungry8FryingPan 1 year ago
man, i love when that wallet falls out.
ofvariousRUBEN 1 year ago
Still no Ty on Tuesdays its quite sad
Set2det617 1 year ago
ahahahaha you do not know how many times I've quoted that same quote from Jurassic Park. I used to be addicted to those movies, even have the soundtrack on my ipod oh whoa going to end this message right -prolonged- here.
shallwethen 1 year ago
I lub jeff goldblum
Dragonpop124 1 year ago
Clone Craig was way off in the dance. It was a total Lucy/Harpo Marx moment.
TheMooseMuncher 1 year ago
Lol
TarynMoody 1 year ago
Lol
TarynMoody 1 year ago
I think using the wall is making it less successful. it seems like you've got the handstand till you go back to far to use the wall! keep up the good work!
sierrac13 1 year ago
wow wheezy !!! UR beard LOOKS so BUSY!! SEXY
MrShanemiller 1 year ago
Catan mug? Wiiiiiiin!
SpellingCunts 1 year ago
Oh, Powder . . . bends spoons with his mind, is destroyed my lightning . . .
SilmarilSam 1 year ago
My mom calls me Powder. It used to make me cry.
zerokiana 1 year ago
Where's ty the regular guy?
reeree746 1 year ago
Try to keep your back straight.
And get some crazy pants.
HolyPhuckingBalls 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You forgot to look at the wall!!!
Sajack67 1 year ago
wait where is ty the regular guy this week
tojnagag 1 year ago
Stop arching your back so much when you handstand try and straighten it.
BlAiR6996 1 year ago
I think handstands are your thing now.
JoTheShmo72 1 year ago 2
o...m... G!!!! I tried to remember the name of that movie for AGES! THANKYOU! :D
weilot 1 year ago
who's Judy?
EverHungry8FryingPan 1 year ago
@EverHungry8FryingPan his aunt that watches his videos and thinks they're lame, noob
topmonkeyboy1 1 year ago
@EverHungry8FryingPan His aunt, who thinks some of his videos are boring.
TheKoopakirby 1 year ago
your beard is looking especially bushy lately
Rehkaify 1 year ago
It was also my brother's birthday. I suggested replacing the candles with dynamite, but nobody bought my idea...
jacobenichkadar 1 year ago
I CALL DIBS ON HIS WALLET !
DisastrousDoughnut 1 year ago
Try starting your handstand with a tripod instead of swinging your legs up--the wall is what is catching you but otherwise you'd just flop over, hence your poor balance when you're up.
lamentlovesong 1 year ago
dont arch your back so much, and tighten your glutes
SHIZatBFiS 1 year ago
my girl friend wont let me grow a beard. :(
scrubsfreak2020 1 year ago
umm. . . Powder. . used electromagnetism. . . from getting struck by lighting when he was born. . . haha, hi Wheezy!
SpidermanRun 1 year ago
Right now, you need the wall. When you begin your handstand, you're flinging your legs up in the air in order to stand, relying on the wall to stop the momentum of your lower body. Without the wall, you would flop onto your back, and it would look cool. You need to increase your strength so that you can balance yourself without using the wall. To do this, I recommend doing dips while handstanding against the wall to increase your arm/shoulder strength.
KagarBeardtooth 1 year ago
Uhh, I could just slap that tommy...
0Gudmandsen0 1 year ago
Lightning doesn't trump hair. Donald trumps lightning.
Get it? Donald Trump? PoPs reference? Anyone? WheezyWaiter jokes? No?
mEllenTheFruit 1 year ago
Can ya handstand without a wall? :)
wHarKeiD 1 year ago
@wheezywaiter I can't believe it, but obviously you are a very trustworthy guy: lowbird.com/data/images/2010/07/nerdpol-1-beards-full.jpg
MKV21 1 year ago
which video editor does he use??
richard4047 1 year ago
@richard4047
Finalcut I'm sure.
alexwiard 1 year ago
I'm confused. When Jeff Goldblum is bleeped, there is a shirt covering his mouth, but it still sounds like "sh*t"....wheezy, why!?
pianopaws5 1 year ago
I miss Ty the Regular guy... He's just SO NORMAL!!
goldendogs14 1 year ago 58
love it!! i know i already commented but still this is GOOD!
akarene 1 year ago
you gotz a pale/pasty tummy! hahahaha.
kasiopio 1 year ago
Who's Judy?
FreckledFilms 1 year ago
@FreckledFilms his aunt who says his videos are getting boring
connyluckirby9 1 year ago
@connyluckirby9 oh thanks
FreckledFilms 1 year ago
@FreckledFilms JUdeeeeeeeeee
akarene 1 year ago
@FreckledFilms You're lost.
femifrosk 1 year ago
@femifrosk huh?
FreckledFilms 1 year ago
No ty today? :(
Mandelbrot13 1 year ago
I need me some Explosion Wednesday (if he ends up making it a thing. Far too early to tell) Where is Wheezy? Did he died?
TheViralPress 1 year ago
This video has everything you could possibly want! A beard, awesomeness, pigeon poo, clones, and acrobatics!!! :D
brittXbalisticX 1 year ago
nice handstand!
dudemanaswell 1 year ago
Aunt Judy is so jokes. Love. It.
azmoonchick 1 year ago 14
Yay it's working on my iPod :D
Btw hair on the face rocks!
vrocked 1 year ago
Looks like you're getting better at those handstands. :)
pyreflynight 1 year ago
why don't you take the stuff out of your pockets before you do a hand stand.
amurderofcrowz 1 year ago
Your back needs to be straighter.
legoultrastarwarskid 1 year ago
thumbs up for the clone dance!
xhardyboyzxmike 1 year ago 2
I like hair on the face
ZuperMunson 1 year ago
Someday your going to learn to take your wallet out before you attempt the handstand.
thehammster01 1 year ago
I love it when you have conversations with actors.
whitsoxdude 1 year ago
Dude, Wheezy needs to get groomed.
CirqueDuCloud 1 year ago
Hair face haiters...I hate 'em
irishspades 1 year ago
Can you PLEEEASE trim and shape up your overly hairy beard. Beards are sexy but you're looking a little too much like a pigeon nest... Thats no bueno.
PrettyIzzyXOXO 1 year ago
do you use a track matte to clone yourself or just a split screen?
spikesofgrace 1 year ago
@spikesofgrace what is this nonsense? Craig has real clones! he makes them everyday! I sent him the recipe!
theqweschunmark 1 year ago
The Beard is continuing it's conquest of Craig's face!
TheCoffeeKris 1 year ago
I`d be happy to have you for an uncle. :D
EnjoiSesh 1 year ago