Sandy's Personal Ad - 01/10/11

[andypanda105]

hey sandy..Your not that hot..I think your searching for someone that doesn't want you..

[ahsandanish88]

HI SANDY......YOU REALLY GOT NICE JUICY BOOBS..........ANYWAY YOUR TOP IS AWESOME....

[sunseeker52]

grow up little girl.

[WatchVenusSpa]

mutt has a big wiener???

[98GamefreakMulti]

David697 lol funny this is hot i dont know about you guys but i had a good view of her boobs oh man i love commenting on these videos shes so hot but im too young wait are you into a weird relationship lol check out my channel

[jupitermoonio]

You look gorgeous in that top!

Looking for a Swedish boyfriend?

[CelloJello555]

Ill go out with you sandy!

[facelessno1]

Looks aren't important? I may be the one, although what constitutes weird? Just a heads up mushrooms grow behind my toilet.

[indigestive]

Can I get an application?

Thanksss

[James958168]

Hey if you want to get around all the internet rip off dating sites go to

.classified ads.com /personals Look for the heading Girls are you looking for Mr.Right ?Or are you looking for Mr.Right Now? If your serious leave an e-mail or leave a message at the Ph# It really couldn't be any simpler than that.! I know the ad looks kind of like super freak from hell, but you know what they say "HELL AINT A BAD PLACE TO BE"

[metalpayne3]

You're a shallow bitch.

[XxDAViiDx]

That sucks! I thought I would try applying until she said no Physco Killers. Shame =P

[David697]

Where is this magical park with wifi!

[blondyboy88]

@David697 LA/Malibu

[whothehellgivesadamn]

I MIGHT BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT SWEETY....BUT I REQUIRE THESE THINGS:

1. THAT YOU DO WHAT EVER I TELL YOU TO DO...

2. YOU MUST BE INTO A RAW VEGITARIAN/FRUITARIAN DIET...

3. WILLING TO DISCUSS HYPER INTELLECTUAL MATTERS SUCH AS PARTICLE PHYSICS, COSMOLOGY, COMPARATIVE PHILOSOPHY AND MACRO ECONOMICS...

4. OR YOU COULD JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME....

5. PS....IM NOT INTO RELATIVES AND FRIENDS, UNLESS THEY'RE HOT, IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I'M EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, ETC...ETC.

[LiKnoll]

Good luck 

[orvie8]

Like you really need Greg's list to find a boyfriend! lol

[kt10585]

may I apply missy - Im watching the weather channel and thought about you. I been watching weather channel a lot lately. RT has some nice broadcasters too. but yeah - i like to be you bf. where do I apply?

[TheSpiritofwolf]

i love your you tube channel sandy keep up the good worck

[bigbrotherkev]

I would be the best boyfriend you'll ever wanted.

[FishDontBlinq]

Females always want some tall dude. It's more discriminating than saying, "No fatiies".<-- I mean that is a reasonable request. I was born short, can't do anything about it but fattie two shoes just has to get off her ass and play some Wii fitness or some shit. I must have a way with girls because girls never say they are looking for a short guy, but I always end up with top notch.

[FishDontBlinq]

@FishDontBlinq Well I would say I am endowed more than average.. Erm well look at it like this, I'm 5'3 but I'm am fit, like my body. Hung wise, lets just say imagine what Shaq looks like holding a king size snickers bar. Not that big right? Now imagine a toddler holding a king size snickers bar. Freaking huge right? Could impale someone with that thing and kill them at the right angle. So in essence I am a toddler holding a King sizesnickers bar. : /  Makes sense?

[Sandyschannel]

@HarryPotterFreak08 Thank you for saying that! I should aim higher, I suppose. Right? I do want to be treated like a princess! That sounds really nice! I guess I will hold out for Mr. Right! ;)

xxSandy

[barra193]

That is starting to sound a lot like me. Sandy, do you mind me applying, even though im SJ's cous?

[Sandyschannel]

@barra193 Yeah? Sure...you can apply! Why not!

xxSandy

[bigbrotherkev]

I would love to be your boyfriend. ( i'm not a serial killer.)

[Sandyschannel]

@bigbrotherkev Yeah?! That's GREAT news! I really don't want to date a serial killer...again. I mean...ever! ;)

xxSandy

[wackattack180]

 Any luck yet Sandy ?

[Sandyschannel]

@wackattack180 Not yet, but we've had some promising applicants. I'll keep you posted!

xxSandy

[prinny714]

You are toooo funny hahah :)

Stupid Jim is just jealous! :O

[Sandyschannel]

@prinny714 Is that possible?!! ;) And I agree! He is definitely jealous! He gets like that sometimes...

xxSandy

[lostdarkside]

my penis is like Gonzo's nose from the muppets...is that ok?

[Sandyschannel]

@lostdarkside Yikes...I don't know about that!

xxSandy

[lostdarkside]

@Sandyschannel ...LMAO just kidding Erik J Von Weber Facebook ...hit me up ...I'm Freak THO AHAHAHAAH

[metalpayne3]

@lostdarkside hahahhaawa

[0001jparmley0001]

put on the application "Must love Sprinkles" and we get to see the male equivelant to Ashley. now that would be funny.

[Sandyschannel]

@0001jparmley0001 Haha! I wonder what HE would look like!!! I hope he would have lots of costumes!

xxSandy

[comix4me]

And what If mutt saw that video <33

[Sandyschannel]

@comix4me Well, it's his own fault for leaving! I hope he DID see it! Maybe he'll come back now...

xxSandy

[comix4me]

Go on zorpia or Cupid.com

[Sandyschannel]

@comix4me Oh I like the sound of "Cupid.com" Like a guardian angel guy...that would be nice...

xxSandy

[TheLionsDenNews]

Sandy, maybe you should do an interview with the Lion's Den as part of this search - maybe help the viewers get to know Sandy the woman a little better.

[Sandyschannel]

@TheLionsDenNews Ok! I'm up for exploring the Lion's Den. ;)

xxSandy

[kaosmostly]

Would you consider a tall, attractive, financially successful 29-year-old female with a sizeable strap-on?

What if she was also a Wookie?

[Sandyschannel]

@kaosmostly Hmmm....I don't think that's really my "type..." But I want to stay open...so let me think about it...

xxSandy

[zombiekiller50001]

i got u babe i only kill zombies

[Sandyschannel]

@zombiekiller50001 OK! That doesn't sound all that bad...

xxSandy

[hearNyou]

"..size doesn't matter, depending on shape.."

L (laff) M (my) BF (beautifully formed) A (ash) O (off)

[Sandyschannel]

@hearNyou Hehe...glad to see you're laughing!

xxSandy

[YTman28]

I know there will be a somebody for you. I'm pulling up my hopes for you Sandy.

[Sandyschannel]

@YTman28 Thank you! I'll keep looking til I find him!

xxSandy

[Sandyschannel]

@tdktv Yeah...because sometimes people need space in a relationship. Right?

xxSandy

[Sandyschannel]

@Datalyss Good idea! I like pics!

xxSandy

[Sandyschannel]

@Datalyss That's a good point. Keeping it real, eh? So, maybe I should tell Mutt I miss him then? I'll think about that. It is good advice. Thank you!

xxSandy

[TooFreakingRelaxed]

lol

[laverkfc4stitching]

wheres Mutt? Did He Really leave

[AIRADE]

I'm interested. Guess I'll have to cut down on the psych-killing!!

[Sandyschannel]

@mozart140 Thank you! I take that as a HUGE compliment! ;)

xxSandy

[fabi090210]

Would you rather have a guys who's well endowed but has no idea how to use it??? Or an avg guy that can conduct a symphony orchestra with it???

[Sandyschannel]

@fabi090210 Well, I've always liked conductors-being in the dorkestra and all....;)

xxSandy

[fabi090210]

@Sandyschannel I could conduct the dorkestra with ease, if that's what your looking for. Everyone would look up to me

[Sandyschannel]

@fabi090210 Oh nice! You're a conductor? How cool!

xxSandy

[JockoBarbone]

Maybe you could have Betty White introduce you to her grandson.

Take care.

[Sandyschannel]

@JockoBarbone Does she HAVE a grandson? That could be perfect!!!

xxSandy

[TheYoungDoctor]

It's a shame I'm from England!!!

[Sandyschannel]

@TheYoungDoctor Why?! I like English accents! ;)

xxSandy

[TheYoungDoctor]

@Sandyschannel Well if you don't mind a long distance relationship I'm game!!!

[martinlp72]

Sandy,  you're very cute and quickly find a man. Thousands and thousands of men want to be with you. Good luck little princess!!! :)

PD: In the list write: NO MUTT!!!

[Sandyschannel]

@martinlp72 Awwww I hope you're right! I'll keep looking 'til Mr. Right comes along. OK...and No Mutts allowed...I added it...

xxSandy

[Shadowwolf1129]

You are a very beautiful girl and I love the videos. Keep them coming and Happy New Year!!

[Sandyschannel]

@Shadowwolf1129 Thank you so much! And Happy New Year to you too! Keep watching and I'll keep coming out with the videos! ;)

xxSandy

[emdeeeff]

That seems an unnecessarily stringent set of criteria. I mean, some psycho killers like pets and children, and never forget your birthday...

[Sandyschannel]

@emdeeeff So you think I should allow for some psychos-if they're the types who will remember my bday?

xxSandy

[emdeeeff]

@Sandyschannel Well, sure. Gotta prioritize.

Also, psycho killers can be handy. Say there's a long line at the movies, for instance...

[ernestperryjr]

"where da numba at?!" lolololol

[Sandyschannel]

@ernestperryjr 32355...oh wait...I better not..because I'll get so many calls! Hehe...

xxSandy

[xennelul]

so, we now know what you want, but what do you have to offer? E.g. do you clean the house well? Put out every night without complaining? Can you actually cook!?!?

[Sandyschannel]

@xennelul Oh well..I play the cello....I don't complain too much. Not sure about cleaning and cooking though. Ya know...I'm a "modern woman."

xxSandy

[MightyTrebor]

If you pick me does it mean we get to hang with DeeDee?

[Sandyschannel]

@MightyTrebor Well, yeah! Of course. She's my best friend!

xxSandy

[MightyTrebor]

@Datalyss Wow, this guy's way into your show.... I say you keep him....

[tazmun]

Well shoot Sandy....you just gave Mutt the send off of a lifetime...every woman on youtube is going to be chasing him now! lossa ruck hot stuff I'd apply but I'm just an old beach bum...lol

[Sandyschannel]

@tazmun Oh no! I hope not every woman is chasing him! I mean, he's usually the one chasing THEM!

xxSandy

[chada75]

You don't need an personal ad Sandy Because I'm right here.

[Sandyschannel]

@chada75 And do you fit the requirements?

xxSandy

[chada75]

@Sandyschannel Yes Ma'am.

[MegaJetJaguar]

That's me! You described me to a T. I'm the guy you are looking for! I mean...If only I wasn't married. Damn It!

Ha, Ha! Good luck. I know the guys will be tripping all over themselves to be with you. You should have no trouble finding Mr. Right.

[Sandyschannel]

@MegaJetJaguar Really? Awww but the married part might be a problem...maybe you could ask your wife? Or I probably should keep looking. It's harder than I thought, though...

xxSandy

[njimko23]

I think you should look for a bf in video replies. That way you can judge their looks. Then later you can judge their endowment offline and you can reject Mutt if you recognize him.

By the way, does this position offer benefits?

[Sandyschannel]

@njimko23 That's a really great idea! Because it will save me on gas money too! And I won't have to sit through a painful date that way! Great thinking!

xxSandy

[wackattack180]

Damn girl ! Your hotter then a new set of snow tires ! You should not have any problem finding a good man in your zip code 1) hang out by the high dollar work buildings, that's your income walking around checking you out . 2) once you get targeted by that mans eye, act like it's hot and wave your hand over your boobs if he is trained on you, he will come over to see if your o.k. - If not responding undo two buttons 3) That should be enough time to check for wedding band on his finger4)do him!

[Sandyschannel]

@wackattack180 Are snow tires hot? I wouldn't know...since it never snows here...Wow...that's quite some advice! Are you saying to steal a married man though? I'm not sure that's a good idea though! I mean, I don't want my husband cheating on me when we get married...ya know?

xxSandy

[whip76]

good luck finding a new boyfriend, Sandy

[Sandyschannel]

@whip76 Thanks! I need all the help I can get!

xxSandy

[dashvinny1]

great ad. you are better than a dozen hawaiin tropic beauties.

[Sandyschannel]

@dashvinny1 Awww thank you! That's a pretty big compliment! Those women are always beautiful!

xxSandy

[eattreats]

is his name mutt like "that dogs an ugly mutt"?

[Sandyschannel]

@eattreats Yeah...though, his real name is Chubacha, remember?

xxSandy

[born2rock4u]

is running for the phone! Oh darn it.........no number! :(

[Sandyschannel]

@born2rock4u Oh shoot! Am I supposed to leave a number? I don't want to end up like in the movie 'Scream' though...where someone scary is asking me what my favorite movies are!

xxSandy

[born2rock4u]

@Sandyschannel lol yeah I wouldn't want that for you either! ;-)

[equalcharliebrown]

Damn.....

[equalcharliebrown]

@equalcharliebrown oh yeah...

"psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?"

[Sandyschannel]

@equalcharliebrown I just want to make sure I'm safe when I go on these blind dates, ya know?

xxSandy

[WatchVenusSpa]

I need me some Sandy and I fit that description only better!

[Sandyschannel]

@WatchVenusSpa Yeah? And you're not a psycho, freak, or weirdo?

xxSandy

[ritchieg415]

You should see if that guy that Mutt hired to take you out on Valentines day is available. You've already been out with him so there is no awkward first date to worry about.

[Sandyschannel]

@ritchieg415 Hey!!! I totally forgot about him! What a GREAT idea! I wonder if he's still single...

xxSandy

[mance02]

You're not a freak, psycho or a weirdo!

And good luck!

[Sandyschannel]

@mance02 Hehe...well, that's good at least. Now I just need to find someone else who's also NOT a freak, psycho, or weirdo!

xxSandy

[erick912342]

i mean i love you sandy keep up the good work

[Sandyschannel]

@erick912342 Love you too! And I will as long as you keep watching! ;)

xxSandy

[erick912342]

i lvoe you sandy